I’m not an April Fools fan, (so thank you for none of the pranks guys <3) but I figured Laurent probably, definitely, would do this, if not on a regular basis. (They can’t have wine pitchers anymore because Damen’s been breaking them all…)
Hahahahah! You gullible fools! I can’t believe every single one of you fell for my master ruse~ Every true mlp fan should know that there’s no way Rarity could ever sustain a lasting relationship with sentient food object without giving in to her gluttonous urges! You guys need to check your privileges.
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