april alexander

  • Eliza:Hey! This is my boyfriend Alexander, and this is Alexander's boyfriend Laurens.
  • Hamilton:Hi.
  • Washington:Hey! Oh. Wait, sorry. What's the situation?
  • Eliza:What do you mean?
  • Washington:How does this work?
  • Eliza:Alexander is gay but he's straight for me and he's gay for Laurens and Laurens' really gay for Alexander. And I hate Laurens.
  • Hamilton:It's not that complicated.
  • Laurens:No.
  • Washington:[In confessional] The thing about youth culture is... I don't understand it.