appliance gift

Yuuri’s mother gets very excited about birthdays, especially when she discovered Victor’s and decided it gave her an excuse to get excited over Christmas too. The first time it came around, she sent close to 40 presents, ranging from big to small, and still does every year. They can be anything from random trinkets she’s spotted, to hand made matching sweaters, to expensive and unnecessary house appliances. The worst gifts, in Yuuri’s opinions, are the Yuuri-merch she sends Victor that she somehow finds… Victor loves it, naturally.

The Pranking Alliance must have an uncanny tendency for picking on Dirk because swapping his shampoo for bright blue hair dye is absolutely up Hal, John and Terezi’s alley. Dirk’s hair is already light so it takes super well and everyone calls him “Kamina” until it finally washes out, to his eternal annoyance. He gets back at them by gifting every appliance in the house with sentience and an obstinate personality, though this backfires when they also all have existential meltdowns and Hal teaches the entire kitchen to call Dirk “Daddy”. Jane hijacks the kitchen  back and recruits the appliances into the Prank War. Dirk hides in the woods for a week out of shame.

How to Make the Signs Feel Better

(Check the Moon sign, too - it shows how we like to be cared for.)

Aries: Take a walk or go running together. Toss around a football, soccer ball or basketball with them to help them blow off steam. Take them out dancing or go see a gut-busting comedy. Distractions and lots of activity are key. 

Taurus: Give them a shoulder or head massage. Burn a soothing scented candle. Draw them a hot bubble bath with a glass of wine or chocolate. Indulge and relax their senses to relieve their stress.

Gemini: Surprise them with an interesting new novel or a puzzle book, like Sudoku. Send them sweet and funny texts. Have a debate about current events. Offer them a listening ear so they can vent, no matter how long. 

Cancer: Give them lots of TLC and (you guessed it!) comfort foods. Put on their favorite movie or cartoons. Snuggle up with them in bed. Give them a lot of affection. Offer plenty of gentle advice, healing words and sympathy.

Leo: Play a goofy game, like charades or musical chairs. Give them a back rub (Leo rules the back). Take them out for a nice lunch. Compliment their hair, their outfit and their talents - give them a healthy ego boost.

Virgo: Offer to lighten the load by doing one of their daily errands. Tidy their space for them; help them get reorganized. Do a craft or garden together, or anything creative that gets them working with their hands. Remind them not to be too hard on themselves.

Libra: Take them to a fun social event. Do a partner activity together: chess, checkers, a two-player video game, tennis, etc. Go to an art gallery together or another beautiful place, like a department store. Remind this perfectionist that they’re loved just for being themselves. 

Scorpio: Provide them with tenderness and empathy. Show them that they’re a special person in your life by pointing out their special qualities that you envy and admire. Reminisce over happy memories together. Give them some time alone to recharge when they’re hurt. 

Sagittarius: Take them for a day trip - get them out of the house or their routine and somewhere new and exciting, like a theme park or a museum. Make them laugh with raunchy jokes and silly videos. Try a new kind of food together. Provide them with positive thoughts and optimism. 

Capricorn: Give them concrete solutions to their problems. Be honest, open and totally loving with them. Buy them something simple but useful, like a new appliance or a gift card. Surprise them with flowers or a greeting card to bring a smile to their face. Lighten up their day with something bright. 

Aquarius: Compliment them on their unique ideas, consideration for others and originality. Do something playful and unique together, like face painting, going to a carnival or seeing an art movie. Tell them how special your friendship is. Just let them know that they can be themselves around you. 

Pisces: Take them out into nature, especially near the water. Go with them to a farm or a pet store and visit with animals. Encourage them to draw out how they feel or fuel their emotions into art. Play soothing music for them. Take them to get a massage and a pedicure. Give them lots of hugs. 

ZEUS/HERA

WELL, MAINLY BECAUSE HE’S THE FUCKING KING OF THE GODS.

ZEUS HAD ALREADY HAD A COUPLE OF FLINGS WITH LADIES LIKE HIS SISTER, DEMETER, SO MAYBE MAMA RHEA WAS A BIT WORRIED ABOUT ZEUS GETTING WITH HIS OTHER SISTERS.

WHATEVER THE REASON, ZEUS WENT TO SOME FUCKING COVERT EFFORT TO SEDUCE HERA; HE TURNED INTO A FUCKING CUCKOO AND SHOWED UP (SADLY NOT FROM A CLOCK) AND HERA TOOK HIM IN AS A PET.

THIS WAS ALL GOING WELL UNTIL SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER IT’S YOUR HORNY BROTHER. HERA WAS PRESUMABLY SOMEWHAT SURPRISED, BUT SEEMINGLY SHE ROLLED WITH IT AS SOON THEY HAD A WEDDING PLANNED.

THIS WAS A DAMN BIG WEDDING, ALL OF THE GODS AND NYMPHS AND SERIOUSLY FUCKING ANYONE OF IMPORTANCE GOT AN INVITE. THE ONLY ONE NOT TO SHOW UP WAS SOME DUMB NYMPH WHO WAS TOO BUSY BITCHING ABOUT HOW STUPID THIS WEDDING WAS. SO HERMES SHOWED UP, CHUCKED HER HOUSE INTO A RIVER AND TURNED HER INTO A FUCKING TORTOISE. 

AS WELL AS YOUR USUAL KITCHEN-APPLIANCE BASED WEDDING GIFTS, GAIA GAVE HERA SOME BITCHIN’ APPLE TREES AND A BADASS DRAGON TO GUARD THEM AGAINST ASSHOLES LIKE HERACLES.

OH AND A COUPLE OF VERSIONS SAY THEIR WEDDING NIGHT LASTED FOR 300 YEARS. DAAAAAMN.

Month of Joy || Puckleberry

It had been a month since Caroline was born, and exactly 3 weeks and 3 days since Rachel and the baby were released from the hospital and were able to come home. Rachel’s dads and Noah’s mom had stayed for a day or two after they were released and were adamant the 3 of them just relaxed and rest while they do all the cooking and cleaning. Santana and Kurt had arranged to stay with Dani and Elliot respectively for a few days to let them adapt the first few days as a family. The first few days were amazing, Rachel and Noah were able to literally spent their days just cuddled up in bed with Caroline; Rachel was able to breast feed her now and although it was a bit painful, it was the best experienced for her and Caroline seemed to like the closeness. 

Of course once their parents left reality came soon, they were still extremely happy, but Caroline seemed to love not to sleep at nights, she just wanted to be held in her or Noah’s arms, and as soon as they placed her on her crib she cried, or they had to sing to her Sweet Caroline over and over again to get her to sleep. Then it was the fact that there were 4 adults and a baby in one loft, which was great when Noah was showering, Rachel was cooking or cleaning and Santana and Kurt were fighting over who held Caroline, but it was a bit of a pain when said baby was napping and the loft was busy with people. 

Noah had been going to the house they were buying and check everything out, fixing the little details, like new painting or new lamps, a light regulator for Caroline’s nursery. Her dads had sent new kitchen appliances as house welcome gifts, and his mom had gave them new linen for the house, new bed-wear for their room, for Caroline’s crib, and towels and all those things. Caroline was in a relationship with the web cam, not only her grand parents talked to her and saw her on the cam, ALL their friends from Glee club, including Mr. Schue and coach Beiste skyped them regularly and wanted to see the baby, specially her goddad Finn. He called every other day and made all kind of crazy noises to get the baby’s attention, he had come to NY a week after the birth and since they asked them to be the godfather he almost took her home with him.

Their NY friends were not far behind, her boss had been the first to go visit her and he was all smitten with Caroline, so much that he had agreed on letting Rachel bring her to work when she needed to; her friends from NYADA had also came over, thanks to Kurt, and brought Caroline all kinds of tuttu’s and ballerina’s outfits, little socks that seemed like ballet shoes, all adorable. Noah’s friends had also come by and all those super manly guys were wrapped around Caroline’s little fingers, just like her daddy. The visit that surprised them the most was Ms. Tibideaux, the day she came by Rachel was in just shorts and a crop top, and Caroline was in her “ Badass baby” onesie (the one her dad bought her), and she seemed very warm to the baby. She told Rachel she hoped to see her back at school soon so she could pick up the classes she was behind in, and that if they didn’t had a daycare, that there was a daycare in NYADA, that it was usually for professors and staff, but that she could do some calls to get Caroline a place so she could be in the same building while Rachel went to classes.  

woopyt  asked:

every time you do these im gonna send you ereri lmao

FAIR ENOUGH

im gonna be an asshole and give you AoW headcanons tho i mean they’re p domestic right

  • who cooks normally?
    levi, for the most part. like, even when eren cooks, it is literally only a little anD IT’S MOSTLY JUST MUNDANE LITTLE THINGS while levi hovers to make sure he doesn’t set shit on fire or something 

  • how often do they fight?
    oooohohoh. they have little arguments and disagreements pretty steadily, though actual screaming fights aren’t as common as you’d think. levi, a lot of the time, says he should’t say and eren likes to overreact, and half of the time they don’t even properly make up, but a lot of times they just find themselves co-existing together once again like nothing had changed. and a lot of the time that includes eren making levi coffee and levi making eren’s favorite meal for dinner. 

  • what do they do when they’re away from each other?
    eren mopes a whole hell of a lot and sends levi loads of ridiculous texts, and levi just thinks about how hard he’ll slam him up against the wall for it later tbh

  • nicknames for each other?
    ………i………..i can’t see any nicknames between these two. i just. i can’t. maybe things like baby during sex but other than that i’m like “WHAT” 

  • who is more likely to pay for dinner?
    this is something they argue over a lot, but most of the time levi is the one with the money anyway so levi almost always ends up paying

  • who steals the covers at night?
    eren, even though he’s always a very content temperature throughout the night. If he’s not curled up and tangled with levi already, he’ll toss and turn until he’s tangled with the BLANKETS instead, and then he stills. and levi kicks him off of the bed 

  • what would they get each other for gifts?
    probably just witty novelty things(actually hilarious things from levi, and just things eren THINKS are funny from him), if not old-married-couple things like appliances or gift cards to favorite restaurants. i can see eren getting levi bouquets on their anniversaries, though

  • who kissed who first?
    EREN. KID’S GOT BALLS. 

  • who made the first move?
    EREN. AGAIN.

  • who remembers things?
    hahahahaha levi. eren remembers things that he wants to remember. it’s like a selective memory. he deletes the shit that isn’t INCREDIBLY important to him. 

  • who started the relationship?
    EREN jesus christ eren just initiate everything why don’t you

  • who cusses more?
    i……i can’t give you a straight answer but i’d think probably levi. I mean he uses profanity like a devout christian preacher uses bible verses: constantly and sometimes out of context (and thus a little disorienting) 

  • what would they do if the other one was hurt?
    honestly they both just beat themselves up if they’re responsible (not physically) until they balls-up and take the blame and apologize. if it’s someone else’s fault, they beat THEM up (definitely fucking physically man they’re both a lil violent)