apple heads

you: vassa is white she has red hair 

me, an intellectual:

i’m sorry i couldnt 

hear you over the 

sounds of 

the sixth queen

queen vassa 

the cursed firebird


Why do I have such a weakness for cheesy love stories….

(Damn you, new episode of MLP D: )

bun emoji review

a good friend, tho his head is a lil too small. his eye is also too red, even for albino. 7/10

a good take on a cartoon bun!! that smile must mean she is living a happy life. 9/10 would feed a nanner

oh microsoft, when will your ugly thick lines end? the silhouette looks ok but his tail looks like a backwards broken leg. 6/10 take him to the vet

cute, though the ears are weirdly placed and the nose should not be a pink button. 7.5/10 would still snuggle

outstanding bun loaf anatomy, but where is her tail? 8/10 she looks concerned

would be a neat stylistic friend but he has a single ominous red eye. 4/10 i do not trust him

again with the great anatomy! but that button nose looks weird. 7/10 the texturing is also odd

best bun on list!!!!! he is a nice shade of beige and a+ bode. 10/10 would shower with all the timothy hay and veggies

is this a joke? really now. this is a tailless rat wearing apple slices on his head. ok cosplay tho 1/10

this is also not a bun. this looks like it was supposed to be a dog but the tail, teeth, and ears were changed last second. 2/10 not a bad face though

this “bunny” came from the area of hell where the minions andthe happy meal mascot were spawned. his face terrifies me. 0/10 save your children

not a bad bun, but the red outline is vague and menacing. 6/10 what happened to his ears

So I decided to gather all the ‘hobby’ dialogue from the Darkest Dungeon files. It seems to be an unused string of camping dialogue, but offers some interesting insight into the characters. I’ve just put them in the order they appear in:

Bounty Hunter

  • “A little time to reflect on my strategies.”
  • “Hold this apple on your head. Now stand still.”
  • “I will practice. Train. A professional adheres to a regimen.”


  • “Shhh! I am praying!”
  • “Go away! I am reading my Versebook!”
  • “No, I’ll not play dice with you! I am studying the Verses!”

Grave Robber

  • “You – idle one! Hold my yarn!”
  • “Yes, I carve tiny tombstones. Mementos of my exploits.”
  • “These stab holes will simply not do! Where’s my needle and thread?”


  • “Bet none of you can throw a knife as well as I. Eh?”
  • “Wrestle me. I crave an easy victory. (grin)”
  • “I am learning to read. It is a rare skill among my kind.”


  • “… with the night for his throne?” Hmm… tricky.“
  • ”… and he always came home?“ … No, no…”
  • “… like a dog to a bone?” … Still not right!“


  • "It’s called juggling. You never been to a circus?”
  • “What do I do for fun? You’re joking, right?”
  • “I’m practicing my sneering. Pretty good, huh?”


  • “Here we sit, the calm in the eye of the storm.”
  • “I must be cautious when stretching my ligaments, lest they tear, of course.”
  • “Pass this pipe around. The smoke dulls the senses.”


  • “Why, I am documenting the journey, of course. Care to read?”
  • “Some quiet, please. I am on the verge of breaking the cypher.”
  • “Sigh… it is too dark to study my rituals here.”

Plague Doctor

  • “Some bark of aspen? Or maybe boiled cerato leaf? Hmm…”
  • “Hold that wound still. My sketch is nearly done.”
  • “May I lance that boil? The pus is intriguingly gray!”


  • “Busy yourself elsewhere. I am praying for your soul.”
  • “Yes, I shave my legs. What of it?”
  • “Have you thread? I’ve torn a seam in my temple garments.”


  • “Leave me to reflect on the day’s battles.”
  • “How did that one blow slip past my guard..? I must think…”
  • “I learned to carve during the lulls of the Cyprian campaign.”


  • “Put this apple on your head and close your eyes.”
  • “I will stick with you until wanderlust strikes again.”
  • “Dice? What’s the wager?”


  • “…and that’s when I learned the hound could sing!”
  • “Cooking meat robs it of its nutrifying essence.”
  • “It is certain that anyone in politics has been corrupted in some fashion or another.”


  • “I only ever had time for my crucible and scrolls.”
  • “Oh I’ve loved before, but all were forgotten in the laboratory.”
  • “Care to see my drawings for a mechanical hand?”


  • “My father can reload a musket as quick as a wink!”
  • “When we return, I am certain the club will initiate me”
  • “Whoever smells like that should die of shame and disgrace”

anonymous asked:

i love!!! ur single dad aus :) could you write one for got7's jackson?

it’s been long since ive written for got7 ;;

  • has three kids,,,the oldest his ten year old son, then a seven year old daughter, and lastly his youngest - a three year old daughter
  • and even with thREE kids,,,,he’s still the fittest most positive dad on the planet,,,,probably
  • his morning workout? do push ups with his son on his back and then jog in place while watching spongebob with the younger ones
  • is one of those dads who has pictures of his kids doing everything ,,,, like they’ll just all be at the supermarket and one of them does something like balance an apple on their head and jackson is like PAUSE! PICTURE TIME!
  • i imagine he’d probably love to have his who family super tight-knit so weekends with his parents,,,,meeting up with his cousins and their kids,,,
  • and of course - family night that he hosts and he has all the other got7 dads come over with their families
  • is so freaking cute like when he’s playing monopoly with his daughters and sons and one of them makes him go bankrupt he falls over onto the carpet and is like,,,,my owN cHILDREN betRAY ME,,,,,
  • cried during zootopia when they all went to see it at the movies and his son was like dad,,,,dAD you’re embarrassing me
  • speaks canto with the kids so they can learn it but sometimes he switches into korean out of force of habit
  • you’re actually the homeroom teacher of jackson’s oldest son and when jackson comes in for parent-teacher conference 
  • you open the door to see him dashing down the hall,,,,the older daughter on his back as the three year old makes a dash for the open door of another classrooms open door
  • his son stands in front of you, lopsided smile going “my dad needs to calm my sisters down, but it’ll be a minute”
  • you hear jackson’s voice,,,,shouting in a mixture of canto and english 
  • with one swoop, he catches the younger girl and comes into your room
  • embarrassed smile, apologizing for how wild they can get
  • you shake your head,,smiling as the kids settle themselves beside their father
  • “well,,,,your son is a great student but-”
  • jackson straightens up “but?”
  • he shoots a look at his son as the boy sinks into his chair
  • “but he tends to focus more on sports than he does on school,,,,,”
  • jackson sighs, reaching over to ruffle his sons hair 
  • “he takes after me,,,,but ill make sure he starts hitting the books from now on.”
  • you nod, looking at his daughters who are staring detrimentally at the bowl of candy on your desk
  • “you can go have some.”
  • the moment you finish your sentence they jump up, running over to dig through the treats
  • jackson’s son looks over too,,,but pretends he’s not when you catch him
  • “you can have some too-”
  • silently,,,the son gets up but soon enough he’s just as excited as his siblings
  • jackson leans over a bit and you jolt when you realize he’s close
  • “what’s his,,,,weakest subject? is it math - math wasn’t always strong for me,,,”
  • you go through some of his son’s test, pointing things out here and there
  • jackson gets up to walk around the table and get closer
  • and you feel shyness overcome you when you see him up close,,,,,,strong arms and a face like some sort of professional model,,
  • giggling a bit when you both come across a doodle on his son’s homework you look at each other
  • and you feel your heart tug because oh he is,,,so handsome,,,,
  • jackson runs a hand over his neck,,,going quiet which is rare since he talks a mile a minute
  • and just as you’re going to say something else
  • one of the daughters plops herself over your lap and you’re like “oh?” and she’s like “do you have anymore hershey’s??? i like them so much!!!”
  • you laugh and go “yes, in my closet but - it looks like you’ve had a lot!”
  • you rub the chocolate smear from the corner of her lip and jackson nods “you’ve had enough, plus you need to save some room for dinner.”
  • the other kids come back and you stand up to see jackson and his kids off
  • when he turns to you and goes “aren’t i the last parent tonight?”
  • you check the sign in list and nod,,,,,asking why
  • jackson grins and goes “would you like to join us? we’re going to the diner around the corner - family friday night deals!!”
  • you feel something warm when you hear the word ‘family’,,,,the daughters nod encouragingly at you while the son murmurs “dad,,,,that’s my teacher,,,,”
  • jackson is still smiling, motioning with his head for you to come along
  • you decide,,,,why not??? and grab your things to head out with them
  • dinner is fun~!!! the girls warm up to you and even the son seems to forget you’re his teacher for the night
  • jackson especially seems to like you,,,,making jokes and throwing in compliments here and there
  • that night,,,,as the three kids watch excitedly from the window of the car jackson drops you off and asks for your number
  • “i know ive got three ,,,, wild kids,,,,,but if you want to try-”
  • “id love to,,,,,,,”
  • the next morning you’re getting coffee in the teachers room and teacher nayeon passes by, grinning and going, “we heard about that date - you better tell us everything!”
  • blushing,,,you try to say it wasn’t a date,,,,,but,,,,c’mon family friday at the diner is totally a date,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hehe