i love how the early zelda games were trying to emulate medieval fantasy and all that but then somewhere along the line nintendo just went like “but guys what if… ANCIENT TECHNOLOGY” and now we just have giant murder robots and a magic tablet
Tbh yknow what id kill to see? Oot ganny coming back to
gerudo fortress for a bit and spending some time with lil gerudo children :3
and being RLY sweet and kind and really fatherly to them giving them some shit
hed pick up from some hylian corpse talking to them like “hey did ya know in
hyrule a kings daugher is called princess! You guys are all my little
princesses :) :) :)”
…and it was perfect and beautiful and I couldn’t help
myself. All of the Gerudo children share the names of characters from Breath of
the Wild, which I referenced from (this post). (Also on AO3)
* * * * *
Ganondorf unknotted the scarf covering his
face and shoulders and tossed it onto the sleeping platform in the
corner of the room. The quilts covering it were new, as were the
tapestries hanging down over the rough stone of the walls, but the
familiar smell of this place had not changed. He had been gone for some
time, and it was good to be home.
A faint dry scraping caught his
attention, and the fabric of a tapestry covering the far wall rustled
slightly. A slow smile spread across Ganondorf’s face.
thieves in this chamber take heed,” he said. “If you show yourselves
now, I will be merciful, but if I must expose you myself I will be
forced to tickle you… to death.”
While we are faffing about Derbyshire, England, let us visit Chatsworth House, described as a “stately home” containing 126 rooms, wherein resides the Duke and Duchess of Devonshire. Chatsworth House has been selected as the United Kingdom’s favourite country house many times; and when you see a few interior shots you’ll why, it is simply amazing.
I will post them later. I like to keep up the suspense here.