apparently thats me

IM SO MAD THIS OLD LADY I WORK WITH ASKED ME IF I WAS DATING ANYONE AND WHEN I SAID NO SHE SAID WHY NOT YOURE THE REASON AMERICANS ARE DYING OUT YOU KNOW AND I STARED AT HER LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING AND SHE KEPT GOING AND FINALLY I SAID YOU KNOW IM ONLY 23 AND SHE GOES OH REALLY I THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING CLOSE TO 30 SINCE YOU HAVE A REAL JOB ITS OKAY TO NOT BE MARRIED IF YOURE ONLY 23 BUT YOU NEED TO FIND SOMEONE SOON YOURE NOT GOING TO GET ANY YOUNGER AND A MAN WONT WAIT FOREVER AND I JUST SAID UM OK NO BUT THANKS IM SO MAD ON SO MANY LEVELS ESP THE FACT THAT SHE THOUGHT I WAS 30 OMG BEING A FEMINIST IN MY LITTLE TINY TOWN IS HARD UGH

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(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ (◠‿◠✿)

brownboiiimagic

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@ grrm why did you put a dick joke in Stannis’s monologue where the reader is deciding he might not be a dick. why. 

stannis is that guy who unintentionally makes sexual innuendos and everyone is too scared to point it out pass it on

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aqua’s story - enchanted dominion

“But remember one thing–as long as there is light, there will be darkness.”

anon asked me what my opinion on fem komahina is? can i just sort of nod approvingly for nine hours and drop this here does that count

Aquarius Female

Appearance


A typical Aquarius female has broad shoulders and a highly defined bone structure. You have long, graceful, swanlike neck. You have a wide variety of interests and because of such characteristic, you find it easy to identify and commune with people from all cultures and walks of life. This allows you to accept many different view points with ease on any given question. Most Aquarian women are lovely, with a haunting, wistful beauty. Aquarian females are often the most beautiful women in the zodiac. At the very least, they’re interesting-looking. The Aquarian manner of dressing can stop you dead in your tracks.

Personality

You have lack of self-confidence, and tend to overly rely upon semi-mystical divination systems to tell you what to do on daily basis.

Love

An Aquarius female has high standards and insist on being treated with respect. You will never compromise in any case. You are sensitive, intellectual and you like parties and people. You are honest, direct and will tolerate anything for those whom you care about or whom you love. You are a very generous person, always willing to offer advice to those in need. You do require great deal of love and companionship, but on your terms. You are not that eager to marry and you seek intellectual stimulation foremost.

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As far as I’m concerned, there is one thing about the one-armed cave picture that I think seems totally legit.

cuties

My ultimate trope is a foursome between Derek, Stiles, endless orgasms, and eternal happiness. 

They’re also mates and immortal… because Sterek is eternal.