apparently this is going to be a tag now

Apparently I’m supposed to be all seeing now and catch every single suicide baiter in the history of reylo if I want to prove I care about it. I love the impossible standards, keeps me motivated.

Oh and also the post you linked me afterwards? I’m blocked by the op, so no, if it was tagged I can’t see it and I definitely can’t reblog it.

Where were you ? ? ?


@deputychairman tagged me to make a moodboard from photos on my phone and i thought– well, first i thought “i’m too old for this” but after that i thought there would be nine photos, and not just the one, and that i could put them in a better order so it would be more aesthetically pleasing. but apparently not! and i am not going to try to figure it out right now.

okay, now you go! 

Kimberly Heart wearing her (girl)friend’s beanie is my aesthetic

Can you imagine Kim slowly starting to add bits of yellow to her outfits and Trini adding pink to hers? *sobs in lesbian language*

This idea came from reading this amazing cute fic  by @thecousinsdangereux (and apparently this concept  was suggested by @dearsheroozle so kudos to them, even if tumblr wont let me TAG THEIR USERNAME WHY)

Please Don’t Repost Anywhere Else :)


Ezekiel Jones + Drinking

Jikook smutty fic recs

Hi everyone! So after my post recommending my fave jikook fics, I received a couple of requests for a smutty version of those recommendations. Althought most of the fics i suggested did contain a smutty part at some point in the story, and the fact that I don’t tend to read fic just for the smut (even if a lil smut is good. u know what i mean, u gotta earn it), i figured i would still be able to recommend some of my faves to you fellas

This will be kinda personal choices tho’, you’ll figure out i tend to prefer top!jk and bottom!jm and that i may or may not have some kinks

So yeah here are some of the great smutty fics I’ve read recently! As always, I’ll tend to suggest more recent fics, while incorporating classics because yeah

They are mostly Porn without plot/Plot what plot because that’s what i consider a smutty fic right?

* - spicy

** - hella spicey

*** - see you in hell

1. If i get in, i might just drown, by fatal (cumrich). *** One shot, 12k, complete. “fucking jimin has always been jeongguk’s favourite hobby. ruts just made it that much more special.” ((Ok so this is the ultimate one. Just go read the tags and you’ll understand. Just thinking about it is a sin. Also go read milk and honey by the same author if you liked it, it’s sort of the continuation!))

2. Underdressed and oversexed, by gangbang. * (hey look my fave author) Two chapters, 24k, not completed. “jungkook just needs the money. it’s kind of unfortunate jimin happens to be the porn star he’s jacked off to for the past three years.” ((Again, all is in the tags. Pornstar AU. Lots of dirty talk. A lil’ bit of plot, but not so much. The 2nd chapter is my fave))

3. Help you out, by snowflakechim. Two chapters, 6k, completed. * “Jimin is stressing over the end of the semester. Jungkook is more than willing to help.” ((Ok so this one is pretty short, but it’s in two chapters and really there is no plot lol. Ft. Jeonlous, and dirty talk.))

4. Entertain us, by NightsBurning. One shot, 10k, complete. *** “Jimin sometimes feels like the pressure is getting too much. His band members are all far too willing to help him out with relieving some stress, though.” ((Okay so this one… not only jikook, OT7. Sharing is caring. A true classic. Extra extra smutty. Just thinking about it make me embarrassed all over again. Go read it if you haven’t already.))

5. Primal, by Rose_gold715. One shot, 6k, complete. ** ”Jimin goes into heat and Jungkook sees Jimin’s unguarded, unrestrained Omega side for the first time.” ((ABO dynamics extremely well-written. + jeonlous. What there more to ask ? If it’s your thing i mean. you could try it w/ this one))

6. Stupid Batteries, by Zelupsi. One shot, 2k, complete. * “Jimin gets stuck on an alpha knotting dildo, and Jungkook ends up there to save the day.” ((Another ABO dynamics while we’re at it. + I found it quite funny so yeah but i can’t quite remember if the smut is that great))

7. For_Yoongi.avi, by strangedesires. One shot, 3k, complete. * ““Record yourselves for me,” Yoongi had said against Jimin’s lips after leaving the comfort of their shared bed.(OR: Jeongguk takes it upon himself to record himself and Jimin for Yoongi, and he gets a bit too comfortable with the power he has in Yoongi’s absence).” ((Starts with Jikook only, ends w/ sugaminkook. I did not think it was my thing either. But it was. And it’s gonna be for u too. Go read it. Dirty talk + dom/sub undertones.))

8. Backseat, by nomilkonlysuga (Umekozaru). ** One shot, 7k, complete. “Yoongi is possessive. Jimin is his. Jungkook is his. With the small difference that Jungkook can’t keep his fucking hands to himself, apparently. Punishment ensues.” ((Ok so this one is hella good. Trust me and go read it right now. Starts w/ a long long jikook. Then sorta turns into sugakookmin again, but you’re iniciated by now. Seriously it’s so good, it redefined my standarts for smut. Dirty talk, dom/sub undertones, do i even have to tag those? all my recommandations have it by now welp And a bit of an exhibitionist kink + cars))

9. Just a little bit more, by Levetrate. * 2 chapters, 4k, complete. “He hadn’t meant to say it, it just kind of happened.” ((Ok so the overuse of italics and bigger letters is hella annoying in this one, but i couldn’t not include a daddy kink one. It’s hella strong in this one, if you’re into that))

10. Detained, by PARKCHlM. One shot, 3k, complete. * “Park Jimin is a brat, but Officer Jeon is always there to put him in his place.” ((So to conclude this list, here’s what we all lowkey wanted since the legendary RUN BTS with the assclap : officer JK and prisoner JM having hate sex.))

So this concludes my smutty recommandations for you guys today! I felt so stupid and embarrased doing this but hey, still took me hella long time. I hope you enjoyed it!

If you have any other fic recs that are not included in this post or my previous one, please send it to me and i’ll gladly read it! And if you have any particular requests, don’t hesitate to message me about it!

See ya soon sinners’

what a hunk

“I say eighteen years,” Jyn, perched on the edge of the table.

“What? No way,” Cassian, leaning forward, focused.

Leaning back on his chair, Bodhi cleans his goggles.

“Well, they were Guardians before the Republic fell, weren’t they?” Jyn is insistent, “They must have had some sort of code against emotional attachments, like the Jedi.”

“Even so,” says Cassian, “It has to be longer than that. Looking at the way they interact, the subtlety of the touches, the shorthand… I say twenty-four, twenty-five years.”

“You’re not using your intelligence-gathering skills for this, are you?”

“Well, it’s not like I can just switch it off!”

“But it’s an unfair advantage!”

Cassian brushes her off and turns his attention to the pilot.

“What about you, Bodhi? What do you reckon?”

“Thirty-two years,” he says calmly.

Then, seeing as the other two are looking at him with raised eyebrows, he adds:

“Give or take. Probably dated for like… five years before that? I’m just guessing.”

“Shit, they’re coming. Credits on the table, boys!” says Jyn in a whisper.

Each of them throws a handful of credit chips on the table.

“Alright, spit it out,” says Baze, walking up to their corner of the mess hall, “the three of you have been staring at us for the last fifteen minutes.”

“I told you,” says Chirrut lightly, “their intentions are pure.”

“I don’t trust your definition of pure. And , in any case, it’s annoying. So what is it?”

Jyn elbows Cassian in the ribs to get him to do the talking.

“Well, we were just wondering… How long the two of you have been together.”

“Married, you mean?”

Jyn nods vigorously.

“Well, we became involved when I was sixteen, Chirrut was fifteen.”

“The bit about no emotional attachments was never really a rule. More like advice,” Chirrut answers Jyn’s unvoiced question.

“Very strong advice,” says Baze.

“Well, we were always unorthodox.”

Chirrut smiles at Baze, who leans in to give him a quick kiss.

“Anyway, we were married some five years later, so that makes it… thirty-two years?”

“Just about.”

Cassian and Jyn’s jaws drop, and they apparently decide to give up on hiding their secret. Both turn to Bodhi.


“How did you know?!”


The two wail and stomp off, grumbling about “two hundred credits!”.

Meanwhile, Bodhi leans forward on the table and gathers his precious winning.

“Guess that means these are mine now.”

“So,” says Chirrut grinning, “are you going to tell them you were born and raised in Jedha City, and that the marriage of two Guardians of the Whills made city-wide news?”

“Eventually,” he says, counting his chips.


high necklines make me emotional now bc thIS SCENE

I’m kind of surprised that we haven’t had any fics about the shenanigans that ensue after Draal moves into Jim’s basement. I mean, I highly doubt he just stayed down there all day every day. After the initial awkward silences and avoiding each other. How often did he get curious about Jim’s home and walk around to examine things?

How often does Jim turn around and almost jump out of his skin because Draal is staring at him with the most puzzled look in his eyes. How often is Jim trying to do something and Draal demands to know what it is.

Jim brushing his teeth and Draal stares at him like he’s insane. Jim tries to ignore him, but eventually it gets to him and he gives a bit of a terse “Can you not?”

Jim trying to go to sleep when Draal pokes him awake and questions why he’s laying around when he could be training. Jim trying to explain humans need a certain amount of sleep otherwise they can’t function properly.

Draal observes Jim cooking and he’s mildly impressed by the kid’s skill with knives.

Jim making frustrated noises as he glares down his homework. Draal glances over. “What are you doing?” “Suffering

The awkard moment when Toby didn’t realize that Draal is in the house and he almost runs into him and let’s out a very surprised “UUUUUUUUUUUUHH, JIM?” and Jim has to explain “Yeah, he’s staying here now” “??? just like that??” “Yeah, I did get him kicked out of Trollmarket, so…”

That awkward moment when Blinky and Arrrgh, who learned ahead of time that Draal is staying there, come to the house and just give him disapproving looks the entire time, because Jim may have apparently forgiven him for the shit he pulled, but they won’t let it go so easily.

(Please do not tag with ships. Just… don’t.)

I'm kinda confused right now Voltron fandom...

Alright bitches sit down and let mama duck tell you a little story about me.

I love the Voltron fandom, the animation is fucking amazing, voices? 11/10. Fandom?? I signed the fuck up on the first day.

Now, here’s the deal. Me being a multi-shipper by heart, spends my time looking through the tags of the ships I ship. Klance, Shallura, Hance, Sheith- oh wait what’s that?? I hear someone… Is that?? Insults??

Oh yes children. Oh yes.

These past few days I’ve been going through tags like sheith, and I’ve loved it, I mean, who doesn’t love fluff that’s so sugar coated that it rots your teeth??

But today was a hell of a day in the sheith tag. Because apparently people have been judging them- no, sorry, us, for what we ship.

Can we all just chill?? Please??? I don’t see klance getting all this hate, nor shallura. And both have Shiro and Keith, so like, could you just step back and drink some apple juice? Just chill.

Just because a character you ship with someone else is shipped with another person that you don’t like, if doesn’t mean you have permission to hate on people for that.


Animated Origins Panel Live Blogging

Darth Filoni and Eternal Twitter Wage Slave Pablo Hidalgo are on stage and leading a panel on animation.

And apparently George Lucas decided that Maul was going to come back.

According to Dave Filoni… 

George Lucas: I have an idea you’re really gonna love. I’m going to bring Darth Maul back.

Dave Filoni: … How is that going to work?

George Lucas: I don’t know. You’re going to figure that out.

Apparently Maul’s resurrection had to do with how awesome baby Savage was.

Also Pablo Hidalgo just called Maul a “Mad Rage Ball” and now I have a new tag for Darth Maul. And George requested the crazy spider legs because OF COURSE.

The work-out session

Characters: Y/N (reader), Dean, a little bit of Sam.

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Warnings: Some kissing, aaand i think that’s it.    

Word Count: 1200-ish

A/N: This is actually my first fanfic EVER, so pleeaaase bear with me if it’s crap. Also it’s not beta’ed. Feedback would be awesome :) Tagging @ thing-you-do-with-that-thing ‘cause she requested a fic based on the gif below :)

You hadn’t been on a hunt for almost 2 months now, and though you were happy that there apparently weren’t a lot of people getting killed by things that go bump in the night, you kinda missed it. being locked up in the bunker for so long without much exercise, plus the fact that your food habits hadn’t changed much from the usual junk you ate while working cases, had made you gain more than just a few pounds. You really wanted to do something about it, you did, but you always found it rather hard to lift your butt off the couch to go to the bunker’s gym, and Sam’s rabbit-food didn’t tempt you much either. After a few weeks you started to avoid mirrors, especially the full figure one in your room. Every time you walked past them you let your gaze fall to the floor, too ashamed to look yourself in the eyes. You didn’t think anyone would notice your change in behavior, and nobody did. Except one.

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3.10 part 5 - Bånder: The three times Isak broke eye contact, closed his eyes, or averted his gaze + the three times Even doesn’t let Isak let go of him

lmfao okay kendra being legally dead and NO ONE ACKNOWLEDGING IT is the funniest thing to me especially when you look at everything that happened AFTER HER DEATH, like 

kendra apparently dropped dead one day and then like a week later seth up and fucked off to fablehaven and then another week after that the sphinx kidnapped both of their parents so like

the entire sorenson family just diSAPPEARED LAST DECEMBER and now we’re here SIX MONTHS LATER with absolutely ZERO DISCUSSION of what the fuck happened to their lives in new york 

I… just got an e-mail out of nowhere telling me I won an award for “promise of outstanding academic success”! I was very confused because I’d never heard of it before, but apparently this is the first year the university’s offered it. I was already going to the awards banquet on Thursday because my friend won a teaching award, but now I guess I’m getting a thing too! Dang!

Avenging Angel: Part 18

Summary: You’ve spent the last five years on a dangerous mission to solve the crime that wrongly imprisoned your father. When the Winchesters find you half-frozen on the side of a mountain, they make it their own mission to save your life and make sure you stay alive. But after five years of uncovering horribly dark secrets, you’ve learned not to trust anyone. Especially people who seem like they have good intentions.

Word Count: 1625

Warnings: None

Part 1Part 2Part 3Part 4 Part 5Part 6Part 7Part 8Part 9Part 10Part 11Part 12Part 13Part 14Part 15Part 16 – Part 17

He knew.

You didn’t know how you’d been so blind the last few months, but Braxton knew who you really were. He probably had since that first night in the club. It was appalling that it had taken you this long to put all of the little things together and figure it out.

The way he seemed insistent on getting your name at the club hadn’t just been because he was attracted to you. It was because he wanted to make a connection and make you trust him.

The way he seemed to care about your father’s recovery wasn’t just out of concern for you. It was because you and your father were the only two people who could possibly know whatever it was the Convingtons needed. And if you didn’t know, then he had to make sure that your father was alive so he could tell them.

And when he asked you to move in, it wasn’t just because he wanted to take your relationship to the next level. It was because the more time he spent around you, the more likely you were to spill your secrets.

How could you have been so blind?

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Asks are open again!

Heck blog reconstruction for now– Spring break is apparently going to be a lot more hectic than I originally anticipated, and I doubt I’ll be motivated to update the blog much. So, I’ll be devoting most of today, Friday, and the weekend to answering asks here! So go ahead and ask them anything, I’ll be here for as long as my hand allows me! <3

Lunchtime Drabble: Searching the Ship, Part 2

Lunchtime Drabble: Searching the Ship, Part 2
Word Count: 598
Warnings: Fluff mostly, a little swearing, I’m pretty much just having fun with this story now. (Parenthesis are Jim’s thoughts.) [Brackets are Bones’ thoughts.]

Originally posted by mcshipit

Jim paced the bridge, every now and then peaking over Chekov’s shoulder to see the progress of the away team’s download. They were transmitting the files back to the ship and once the transmission was complete, they would beam back. She was over on that ship and Jim was nervous.

(Don’t borrow trouble, Jim. Bones is with her, he said the mission should be no problem and he would watch over her. It’ll be fine.)

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