apparently spoilers

anonymous asked:

apparently kylos pants are so high waisted cause hes just so damn tall and tall people gotta have high pants or their ass hangs out

I kinda hate those pants like i’m grateful for the tiddies but i wanna see the 8pack too.

little thor: ragnarok things

- bruce banner, immediately recognizing a balled-up pile of fabric passed to him even in the midst of total disorientation on an alien planet after two years as the hulk: “these are tony’s clothes!”

- bruce banner, pulling at the pants’ crotch: “tony wears his pants really tight.”

- bruce banner, once again tugging at the crotch of his pants to remind us of the difference between his and tony stark’s dick sizes

- bruce banner, putting on tony stark’s glasses: “i’ll be tony!”

- thor, about loki: “there was one time when we were children he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that i love snakes. so i went to pick up the snake to admire it. and he transformed back into himself and he was like, ‘*mblergh* it’s me!’ and he stabbed me. we were eight at the time.” loki, bound in chains: *smiles fondly at the memory*

- loki, staring at thor’s new look: “it suits you.”

- thor, tossing a bottle stopper shaped like a diamond at loki: “if you were here i might even hug you.”

- loki, snatching the diamond stopper from the air, smirking: “i’m here.”

- FADE TO BLACK

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Some Random Guy: *Literally risking his life because he Really Likes a video game*

Prompto: Whoa! What do you think they’re doing?

Noctis: Some kind of contest?

Prompto: All the way up there? Looks a little risky, don’t you think?

Noctis: Nah. I’d be there and back in a flash. 

Ignis: I’d fancy a walk up there.

Noctis: You seriously want to do that?

Ignis: Can’t spell “funambulism” without “fun.”

Noctis: How do you even know that word?


Ignis

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BLESS TSUKIYAMA FOR ORGANIZING THE WEDDING CEREMONY!!

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“I swear to God, McCall, if you don’t get Dunbar out here in three this will be your last day as assistant coach.” “This is my last day as assistant coach.”
“I can still dock your pay.” “I’m a volunteer. You want my whistle?”
“Who gave you a whistle?”

Unsure what the best part of the “Thor Ragnarok” snake joke is:

- Thor liking snakes

- Tiny!Thor’s instinct upon seeing a new snake to go investigate/pick it up

- Loki knowing that Thor likes snakes, and then using this information to get back at him (or possibly being completely unaware that Thor likes snakes and just assuming that a random snake on Asgard, somewhere, would make Thor curious)

- Loki’s snake plot involving: Thor is happy to see me/snake, picks me up/investigates, I turn back into a humanoid form, yell, and then stab him with some kind of knife/sword. Like not even bite him or anything and or strangle him as a snake. Just like… pretend to be a snake, then stab him as a humanoid. (to be fair, the film version is probably more like what an 6-8-year-old would plan, which… possibly makes it better?)

- Loki smiling afterward, like it’s a fond memory

- Chris Hemsworth’s delivery

- Tom Hiddleston possibly smiling because of Chris Hemsworth’s delivery/the silliness of the story

- Valkyrie’s reaction to this whole ridiculousness

- Tiny!Thor/adult!Thor possibly being more angry that Loki used Thor’s love of snakes against him than the fact that Loki stabbed him

- At least a reference to MCU!Loki turning into a non-humanoid character, which I’m pretty sure is something we haven’t seen before. Since it’s not something he’s done on-screen, and Loki has transformed a couple times (e.g., Odin, Captain America), there’s the potential that turning yourself into an animal is easier than turning yourself into a human, which is interesting, lore-wise (so  more magic + more lore possibilities is neat)

- the Jormundgandr implications

*Eren calmly asks Reiner why they did break the wall and what was their mission*

*Eren says he understands now that Paradis and Marley are the same (there’s rude people and kind people in both)*

*Eren tells Reiner to please forget the stuff he said about killing them all (looking embarassed about it)*

*Eren tells Reiner he understand how he feels and says he’s just the same*

*Eren says he’ll keep moving foward and turns into titan.*


What the anti-Eren brigade sees: HE’S A VILLAIN HE’S JUST TORTURING REINER WHO’S ALREADY MENTALLY HURT, HE’S OBVIOUSLY WORKING ALONE AND JUST WANTS REVENGE HE’S THE SAME SELFISH BRAT AS BEFORE HE DIDN’T CHANGED AT ALL HE’S JUST BEING IRRESPONSIBLE AND KILLING A BNCH OF INNOCENTS-

What I see: An adult who overcame his rage, lived with the enemy and now undertand much more about their world but is still a Paradis soldier, and even though he doesn’t want to hurt innocents he knows that he must fight for the sake of his people, just like RBA fought for the sake of theirs. He’s their hope and he’s gonna keep fighting for that even if it means dirting his hands.