apparently i'm turning this into a series

Yuuri following Viktor around while taping and narrating like a nature show
  • Yuuri: *getting off plane in Russia, taping himself and Viktor* You guys, I realized most of you have never seen a Viktor Nikiforov in it's natural habitat, so I'm gonna start a series as I experience it.
  • Viktor: *laughing* Are you kidding me?
  • Yuuri: *dead serious* Nikiforov's apparently find things less believable when they're in Russia. *tapes Viktor laughing* and has a laugh just as beautiful.
  • Viktor: *turns bright red as he laughs and walks away from phone *
  • .
  • Yuuri: *Taping Viktor who is fussing over Yuuri's bruised feet* It seems a Viktor Nikiforov in it's homeland is far more fussy than in Japan.
  • Viktor: *looks up with a serious look* A Viktor Nikiforov doesn't care where we are, you need to take care of your beautiful feet.
  • Yuuri: *wiggling his toes* Ooooo, a Viktor Nikiforov in Russia has a /foot fetish/
  • Viktor: *shoves camera away laughing*
  • .
  • Yuuri: *taping Viktor trying to whip the smoke away from a triggered fire alarm* I'm here with a Viktor Nikiforov, this particular one has forgotten how to live in it's own territory.
  • Viktor: *looks at him, before whipping the phone* I have not! *goes back to it*
  • Yuuri: it's really quite sad to see one so far out of it's depth.
  • Viktor: *in a whine* Yuuri, come help!
  • Yuuri: *walks over to table, drags a chair underneath the alarm*
  • *gets on chair, turns off the alarm with a simple press of the button* *pans to an embarassed but smiling Viktor*
  • Viktor: You can't be serious.
  • Yuuri: *amused* Deadly
  • .
  • Yuuri: *obviously hiding behind the couch while Viktor and Yuri set up the Xbox one* This is an incredible scene, a Viktor Nikiforov and a Yuri Plisetsky struggle with their own gaming system.
  • Yuri and Viktor: *different variations of* Shut up, we've got it!
  • Yuuri: *dive rolls behind chair* it seems both have become aggressive in their confusion upon spotting me.
  • Viktor: *laughing*
  • Yuri: what the fuck is happening?
  • Yuuri: The Plisetsky is asking questions that I don't have answers for.
  • Viktor: Yes you do, don't lie!
  • Yuuri: *aggressively points camera at Viktor*/No I don't!/
  • Yuri: Why are you talking about us like you're in the wild?
  • Yuuri: I mean, isn't being around Russians akin to being in the wild?
  • Viktor: *lies on his back on the floor while he laughs*
  • Yuri: is this a thing? Like for fans?
  • Yuuri: No, they're for me, I like rewatching them.
  • Yuri:
  • Yuuri: *straight facing it like a champ*
  • Viktor: *crying*
  • Yuri: Are you okay?
  • Yuuri: *giggles in a moment of weakness* It seems the Plisetsky and Nikiforov have abandoned their task.
  • Viktor: *screams in his fit of laughter*
  • *video ends*
I'm taking a blog break.

I thought that giving it a day to settle would make things a little bit better. So I came back on here tonight to address some of the asks I’ve gotten, and try to work through what this blog is now after that finale.

Honestly though, it’s apparently way too soon.

There’s a lot of bad feelings and triggers for me tied up in this finale, and consequently this entire series. I have no good memories of this show now, because my love of it was not character driven but mystery driven. And as it turns out, there was absolutely no mystery at all.

I feel so bad for feeding into this shows continued existence. I actually convinced people to watch this show. I feel guilt, because this show perpetuated so many awful concepts, and I enabled that by being not only a loyal viewer but a loyal blogger.

I have roughly 6500 followers. That’s way too wide of a reach for me to have irresponsibly suggested that this show would make good. And I’m not talking about making good on a decent finale or answering questions. But I rather doggedly insisted that every slight to women, the trans and gay communities would be answered for. That every predator on this show, of which I can count far too many, would be held accountable.

I learned a lot of things from that finale. And one of the most devastating things was that women, particularly young women are not taken seriously, even by shows targeted specifically to them.

I learned that I’m supposed to be placated by attractive actors having sex, and romance at any cost.

I learned that I’m not supposed to ask questions, because I don’t deserve answers.

I learned that I don’t matter enough to actually write a story that treats me like I’m intelligent.

I learned that all that matters for 24 year old women is to move back to their hometown and start a family after college.

I learned that women still don’t respect other women enough to write good stories for them. And networks don’t want them to.

I learned that rape and abuse are fine. Even romantic, as long as the people are attractive.

And I learned that no one gives a shit about right and wrong, anyway. And that morality is subjective, if not entirely absent.

So, as a favor to myself and all of you I’m taking a break. Deleting the app, and just disconnecting from this experience for a while. I’ll still get tag notifications if you need to contact me. But at this point I’m one bad post away from deleting this blog and years worth of work with it. So, I’m gonna let it sleep and come back when I’m over this hurt, shame and guilt. I’ve got too many years and too much money in therapy to not know when it’s time to let go.

boopboopitydoop  asked:

Honestly, I haven't seen MHA, but from your metas, I'm pretty sure the true villain of the series is Bakugou and Izuku's teacher(s).

TBH

i got an ask forever ago about this topic, and god i wish i’d answered it earlier but it’s buried under 300 other asks by now. but it’s about this specific topic, and i think it’s important to bring it up

now i can’t confirm or deny this, but the ask was about how, in Japan, bullying apparently gets overlooked or completely ignored, and no one ever does anything about it; the teachers just turn blind eye towards it. so the ask was suggesting how Horikoshi was probably doing a a form of social commentary about that specific issue by making it such a big plot point between Bakugou and Izuku’s relationship.

if their teachers were better, if they hadn’t just ignored all the bullying, if they’d bothered to teach Bakugou better instead of encouraging his bad behavior, so much of Bakugou and Izuku’s relationship could have been avoided. 

but they didn’t. and now it’s fueling a good majority of the series’ plot, and it’s the reason why Bakugou is how he is, with all his insecurities and problems.

not to say Bakugou isn’t at fault. he is. but he was also just a kid who didn’t know any better, and if anyone had bothered to teach him correctly, he would have. 

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: the more i think about cursed child, the more i am confused like on what drug JK Rowling must have been when she agreed to publish a script of her almost flawless series where voldemort had a child, where her hero orphan selfless boy tells his son that sometimes, he wished he was not his dad, where the child of hermione SPEW granger allows her daughter to bully the son of her best friend for some mysterious reasons, where draco malfoy has the same haircut as his father while he apparently dispises him very much, where ron weasley gave a love potion to the son of his best friend while he has himself been traumatized by a love potion he consumed during his sixth year, where apparently ron’s love for hermione was only due to viktor krum, where the purest hufflepuff boy turned to the dark side because he was humiliated, where lucius/draco malfoy had the possibilty to change the time and the fate of his family the whole time and they didn’t while they had th ebest redemption arc in the whole series, where hermione would have became cold/angry/mean person because she did not marry ron?????????????? i mean what kind of fanfiction did i read 

anonymous asked:

Uhh ok so I've a got super weird ask I'm sorry. You don't have to do it if you don't want to of course. But uhh.... Could you find some good smutty xenophilia fics? Sorry bout the weird ask .-.

This is not even close to the weirdest ask. We got you. - Anastasia

Originally posted by abstractlyrapacious

He Likes You by CaptEdKenway (part two of this series)

(1/1 I 2,216 I Explicit I Stiles/Erica/Derek I BDSM)

Another in my series of Erica’s sexual exploits.

“Come on girl, it’s your turn. Apparently the last girl wasn’t enough for him.”

Stiles squatted down and pulled her over by the o-ring on her leather collar before clicking the leash on and standing back up. He tugged her up without ceremony and began to pull her out of the room, the only sounds their footsteps and the metal o-rings on her cuffs clacking. Erica shivered as she was pulled down the corridor and could hear strange sounds coming from somewhere. It seemed like a cross between growls and keening sounds, and she honestly had no idea what she was being led to.

Just The Tip by Ookamisan

(1/1 I 3,185 I Explicit I Sterek I PWP)

In which Derek is an Alpha and resembles the wolves from Van Helsing, fucks Stiles on the Hale House lawn and things get weird.

What I Need by alittlesecret

(1/1 I 3,270 I Explicit I Sterek)

The first time Stiles sees Derek turn into a wolf, everyone can smell his arousal. That could be a problem.

Or not.

Anthropological by cannibalinc

(1/1 I 5,118 I Explicit I Steter I Rape)

It isn’t every day Stiles finds himself in a basement out of a nightmare, pinned under a giant monster wolf. But hey, his schedule is flexible.

Where’s my phone? by Heyokaooohshiny

(3/? I 20,016 I Explicit I Stiles/Everybody I Rape)

When Stiles comes face to face with the Alpha wolf the night of the Winter Formal he didn’t expect the feral werewolf to entertain his desperate negotiations. What he didn’t count on, was what it would cost him.

Treading Water by tsukinofaerii for ordinaryink

(1/1 I 37,020 I Explicit I Derek/Scott/Allison)

Investigating whatever’s in the water of Beacon Lake should have been an easy way to pass the summer. Should have been. But one dip in the lake is all it takes to set off a reaction that lands Allison, Derek and Stiles neck-deep in hot water. And Scott? Scott has the world’s worst timing.

Then Us - Pt 1 by skyler_press

(1/1 I 41,421 I Explicit I Sterek I Tribes)

In a primal age, a pack of werewolves threatens Chief Stilinski’s tribe. Desperate for help, he calls upon an old ally pack, the Hales. The Alpha, Derek Hale, is willing to help protect the Stilinski tribe in exchange for integrating pack and tribe. Chief Stilinski concedes, but at a high cost - his only son and heir.

That Adventurous Spirit He Inspires In Me by AcierGlace

(4/? I 47,842 I Explicit I Sterek)

Derek figured it was less of a sexual recovery and more of a sexual quest in which Stiles was determined to cross off each and every sexual kink and role play scenario he could possibly think of.

Or Derek and Stiles get together and solve Derek’s issues with deep, meaningful, explicit sex. A slice of life sexcapades series where Derek learns to like himself and Stiles, but most of all himself.

Already on My Knees by secondstar (part two of this verse)

(14/14 I 61,609 I Explicit I Sterek I BDSM)

Contention arrives to Derek’s bar & microbrewery when a werewolf wants to buy him out, but Derek refuses. He and Stiles’ relationship is tested by distance and Stiles’ new job in Sacramento.

Anchors by TriDom

(15/18 I 71,091 I Explicit I Stiles/Peter/Chris I Police!Stiles)

Stiles falls in love with a married man twice his age. He doesn’t have daddy issues. He doesn’t have a kink, but it still happens. Little does he know he’s about to step into a failing marriage between a hunter and a werewolf, becoming just as entrenched in their shit as they are.

The first time. by devilscut

(34/? I 166,860 I Explicit I Sterek I Mates)

he first time that Stiles Stilinski saves Derek Hale is much earlier than anyone knows about. Stiles is 10 when visiting his Mom in hospital he hears a voice in his head begging for help. No one else can hear it but Stiles and his very sick Mom. It’s Derek Hale, who’s been in a coma for the past couple of weeks since he got injured in the fire that destroyed his family. Stiles is the only one that can help a guilt ridden 16 year old boy and in doing so, both Stiles and Derek come to realise that they have something special between them.

Apparently there’s a new series of Sherrilyn Kenyon’s coming out soon? It’s a comic series called Mikro Chasers and a bunch of the main characters get turned back into kids by the Cyprian Malachai. So basically will this mean we will get to see baby Caleb? I really want to see baby Caleb that would be so adorable

A second Chance / PitouxKite

FINALLY FINISHED THIS!!!!! I had it collecting dust so now I can share! ♥ It’s part of a sort of “redemption”(?) trilogy for Neferpitou and Kite from the HunterxHunter series. If there are still some HxH followers here (who won’t turn on the heel by mere thought of the ship), I add links to the other two comics ^^ This series is one of an alltime favourite and the pairing NeferpitouxKite are so interesting to write! Dedicating this to @fleur-de–vanille (have fun dear) ^__^//

♠THE MISSING THING

CURIOSITY THAT KILLED THE CAT AND THE FLOWER

♦A SECOND CHANCE

so there’s a new Twelfth Doctor e-book out (it’s called Lights Out and it’s the final one in that series they did for the 50th, with a new Doctor each month) and i picked it up bc it was only a pound

it looks like it’s only Twelve, no Clara

but

BUT

that’s bc it’s apparently the story of the reason it took him three weeks to get the coffee

…He turns to look at me with piercing, hollow-set grey eyes, then furrows his impressive silvery brows.
‘I’m buying a coffee,’ he says. 'For a girl.’
'Ah,’ I say, wondering if her secondary antennae came in. It sure sounds like it. 'Great.’
'She thinks I’m just buying her a twenty-first-century Earth coffee,’ he goes on, rocking back on his heels. 'Won’t she be surprised? Turns out I’m the fetching sort after all. I mean, this isn’t as good as the incredible coffee made by Elisabeth Pepsis, of course, or that amazing stuff Benton used to make - what was his first name? Oh yes, Sergeant. Sergeant Benton. Something to do with the temperature of the water, he said. But this is still good.
'Clara’s a bit annoyed with me, but once she tastes this her mood will be much improved. Or possibly not, but at least she’ll have coffee.’
'Clara?’ I echo. He’s said a bunch of names, but that seems to be the important one.
He nods. ‘She’s impossible.’

for context on the “secondary antennae” thing, i refer you to this bit from a few pages earlier: “lately, 78342 spends hours complaining because her secondary antennae finally came in and, ever since, boys have been paying her more attention” - aka the Doctor sounds, to this character, as if he’s romantically interested in Clara

HIMYM Series Finale

was seriously THE WORST finale I have ever seen in the history of my tv shows.

I thought I would be doing a little bit of this during the episode

with a little bit of this

and ending the series on a high note

But instead I was feeling like this

Honestly, I won’t get into everything that was wrong in this episode because I would be at the computer all night. But to have RoBarn break up after we’ve spent ALL season long at their wedding was pointless (and heartbreaking). And then have it turn out that this was not even about Tracy, the mother at all? It was really Ted and Robin’s story?!!!

So apparently I have been watching the wrong show all this time. I thought this was called How I Met Your Mother…not How I Met Your Stepmother.