Alternate Titles For Every Futurama Episode, Part 3

Season 6

Rebirth: The “Shoot her, she’s the robot” Situation
In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela: Very Weird And Not Interesting Zapp/Leela Fic
Attack of the Killer App: Cool Technology And Meme™
Proposition Infinity: We Saw You Shipped Bender With A Human But Didn’t Understand Which One
The Duh-Vinci Code: Leonado Da Vinci Is An Alien
Lethal Inspection: Hermes And Bender Will Make You Very Sad
The Late Philip J. Fry: Best 22 Minutes You Will Ever Experience
That Darn Katz!: Cats Are Evil, And Also Aliens
A Clockwork Origin: Meme™
The Prisoner of Benda: Go Google The Futurama Theorem, It’s Real
Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences: Fry Will Sacrifice His Life For Leela When You Least Expect It, part 2
The Mutants Are Revolting: Badass Leela, Very Ugly Fry and Depressed Bender
The Futurama Holiday Spectacular: Don’t You Dare Make A Three-part Episode That Is Not An Anthology Ever Again
The Silence of the Clamps: John F**** Zoidberg
Möbius Dick: Leela’s Obsessed With Very Cool Space Whale
Law and Oracle: Uniforms Kink
Benderama: How Laziness Doomed The World
The Tip of the Zoidberg: Zoidberg And The Professor Will Make You Very Sad
Ghost in the Machines: Ghost Angst
Neutopia: Genderbend!
Yo Leela Leela: Leela With Puppets (?)
Fry Am the Egg Man: Fry Is The Cutest Pet Owner
All the Presidents’ Heads: Andy Warhol Was There
Cold Warriors: Fry’s Childhood Is Always Painful
Overclockwise: One Of The Best Bender You Have Ever Seen (Also Freela Is #Canon)
Reincarnation: I Thought I Had Warned You About The Three-segments Episodes!!!!

Season 7

The Bots and the Bees: Accidental Baby Acquisition
A Farewell to Arms: 2012 Mayan Calendar, Also Leela Broke Her Leg
Decision 3012: We Told You We Could Predict Trump
The Thief of Baghead: Romeo And Juliet With Calculon’s Suicide
Zapp Dingbat: Bender, Fry And Leela’s Dad Go Surfing
The Butterjunk Effect: This Episode Is Not Good But Leela And Amy Are
The Six Million Dollar Mon: We Saw You Shipping Hermberg, So Here You Go
Fun on a Bun: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 Good Kiss
Free Will Hunting: Bender’s Solo Mission Because Of Reasons
Near-Death Wish: Fry Adopts Two Grandparents
31st Century Fox: We Hate Fox And We’re Saying It
Viva Mars Vegas: Invisible!Zoidberg
Naturama: Seriously Where Is My Anthology of Interest?
Forty Percent Leadbelly: Bender Becomes a Folk Singer And He’s Not Ever Paralytic This Time
2-D Blacktop: 2 Fast 2 Furious
T.: The Terrestrial: Remember Popplers? Here They Are Now. Feel Old Yet?
Fry and Leela’s Big Fling: A Sex Vacation To The Zoo
The Inhuman Torch: Bender Carries Fry In His Underpants, While The Building Is On Fire
Saturday Morning Fun Pit: The Last Segment Makes Up For Everything TBH
Calculon 2.0: Bender Biggest Gayest Crush Won’t Die This Easily
Assie Come Home: Just How Shiny Do You Think Bender’s Butt Is? The Answer Is Hella
Leela and the Genestalk: Freela At Its Purest (And Tentacles)
Game of Tones: Killed 17 People In the Last Two Years
Murder on the Planet Express: Last Tribute To All The Ships That Never Sailed
Stench and Stenchibility: Bender Tip Taps A Girl Back To Life
Meanwhile: The series Is Now A Perfect Circle, And If You Play the First Episode After This It Will Be Like It Actually Restarted

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I love how in the first Avengers, Steve basically asks Tony what would he be without ‘suit’. Tony’s response is, of course, “Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist.”

Essentially, under the armor, he had more armor. Things to hide behind long before he was ever trapped in a cave with a box of scraps. He hid behind his intellect, his money, his intimacy issues, and his need to be useful to hide that broken little boy from the big bad world.