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118. German carnival. That’s what it usually looks like on Carnival Monday or “Rosenmontag”. And that’s what it sounds like: 

anonymous asked:

established Supercat, Carter brings his girfriend\boyfriend home

“My mom never leaves work early,” Carter assures Anthony, grabbing a quick kiss before unlocking the penthouse’s front door, “we can get a drink and relax before the big parental grilling.”

“Carter?” Kara squeaks when they walk into the kitchen, and he’s about to ask why she’s sitting on the counter when Mom pops into view, her hair mussed and blushing almost as furiously as Kara.

“When I said don’t embarrass me in front of my boyfriend, I was including this,” Carter groans, leading a wide-eyed Anthony back towards the living room, “you know for most people the honeymoon period doesn’t last five years!”

You’re the most screwed up person I’ve ever met. And the only person that makes me feel normal.
— 

Jude Kincade

Do you see Zero? All I can see when I watch this is the fact that Zero is basically like “is this going to happen?” Like you can see it when it clicks in his mind what Jude is insinuating and him trying not to get ahead of himself…I mean he’s been waiting, and you know he has.

Silently Spoken

The much overdue christmas oneshot that I teased about in an ask meme a few months ago and finally made myself finish last night. Also, the sequel to Shut Up and Dance, if you’ve ever read that one.

Title: Silently Spoken

Summary:  Some languages don’t need words, and through snowball fights and community holiday events, Sapphire is starting to learn.

Rating: PG-13 cause Sapphire can’t keep her eyes to herself

Word count: 6000

Link!

Much thanks to @mintly​ for the beta!

EDIT: this isn’t being posted on ff.net because all of my work has been ripped off of that site and put onto multiple spamming websites without my permission or, until recently, even my awareness. I have reported all five of the websites that I’ve found my stolen work on, but lord knows how many more there are. Until this shit gets fixed, I’m not going on ff.net for a while. Sorry for any inconvenience. 

not the snotacon gotham deserves but the snotacon it needs right now

@asokkalypsenow and i just posted the first chapter of our metal gear fanfic, 

Coming Back As We Are, snake/otacon, chapter 1/11 (5k words) 

That one time Snake and Otacon had to pretend to be married for a mission. Meryl’s a hero, Naomi’s a friend, Nastasha’s James Bond, and Mei Ling may or may not be Big Brother. Featuring two heists, one road trip, several instances of bed sharing, and an overabundance of the word “hack.”

notes: 

  • this takes place in 2006, about a year and a half after mgs1. 
  • it’s not an au but it does diverge from canon in that it assumes that 1. meryl worked with philanthropy a bunch because that’s more fun and meryl’s the best 2. naomi, after getting busted out of prison, gangs up with the rest of the team. so okay maybe it’s an au a little but. but this is what happened in my heart. 
  • i wont say how long we’ve been working on this because it’s a while. the whole thing is written, we’re just editing the rest at the moment, and today lara was like “we could just … post the first chapter today…” and then we did.
  • snotacon is not the only ship in the fic but the New Ship has yet to arrive so it’s not gettin tagged yet.