The year is 2012. You and your friends just got back from another day of voting for Barack Obama and reading Fifty Shades of Grey. You decide you want to play a nightcore mp3 of “Somebody Told Me” ripped from a YouTube video featuring a static picture of an anime girl.
As the song plays, the song gets more nightcore and the mp3 quality gets shittier. Grumpy Cat appears and has a dance battle against Honey Boo Boo. The apocalypse is coming.