Okay um,,, Lance playing some oldies 90 songs and horribly singing off key to Keith like, backstreet boys and junk
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( Quick warning: Includes swearing )
It was a typical Saturday morning in the small flat in NYC. Keith was sitting at the kitchen table, drinking his coffee, reading the news through his smartphone app and enjoying the peaceful quietness. Unfortunately the time of tranquillity ended rather too soon when Keith’s boyfriend woke up.
Lance instantly went into the bathroom, quickly deciding that it would be ‘super awesome’ to turn some music on and sing to it. Lance’s singing voice wasn’t too bad usually, if Keith was being honest, but for whatever reason it sounded horrible this morning and gave him a headache.
“God have mercy with me…,” Keith groaned; rubbing his temples. He tried to ignore it, he really did, but when Lance reached the refrain, Keith couldn’t possibly bear the extremely bad singing any longer.
“I’m going to murder him someday, I swear,” he cursed, got up from the chair and headed over to the bathroom.
“OH YEAH; HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!!!” Lance dramatically sang, at this very moment, holding his brush like a microphone when Keith slammed the door open and almost scared him to death.
“IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP RIGHT NOW, LANCE, I WILL HIT YOU WITH SOMETHING. AND THAT SOMETHING WILL BE A BRICK!” Keith yelled at him in his rage.
A high-pitched scream escaped Lance’s lips and as quickly as he could, he turned the volume of the CD player down. “Wh-…WHAT THE HELL, KEITH! YOU SCARED THE HECK OUTTA ME!”
“I’ll do it again if you continue singing so loud! You do know that we have neighbours, right?”
“Since when do you care about the neighbours?! You don’t even like our neighbours, Keith!” Lance objected.
Keith took a deep breath to calm his nerves and leaned against the doorframe. “You’re right, I don’t give a damn about the neighbours but my head is exploding because of you!”
Lance grinned his famous shit-grin and wiggled with his eyebrows. “I know that something else exploded last night but it wasn’t your head.”
Keith stared at him, his head slowly becoming redder and redder as he realized what Lance was talking about. It was only now that he also realized that his boyfriend was wearing nothing but a towel around his hips.
“This - ….You -….Fuck you…,” Keith cursed coldly under his breath, turned around on the spot and left the bathroom as quickly as he could. But he was instantly followed by Lance, who burst into loud laughter.
“Keith, wait, I’m – I’m sorry.” But Lance was still laughing.
“I seriously doubt that you’re really sorry,” Keith said. His head was the perfect resemblance of a tomato.
Lance tried to calm himself and took his boyfriend’s hand. “No really I’m sorry,” he said in a serious tone. This made Keith stop. For a second or two they simply looked at each other in silence. Then, slowly, Lance leaned forward to Keith and planted a soft kiss on his cheek. Keith sighed quietly and the two hugged. Lance stroke over Keith’s back.
But just when Keith thought that they were heading the romantic way, Lance whispered into his ear:
I’m on mobile right now so I apologize in advance for the length of this post and/or any kind of errors, but I’m so excited to share the good news! A couple days ago I was supposed to return home to Las Vegas. However, I didn’t and it’s because I’m moving in with my amazing girlfriend, @lagenas! It’s been so surreal to me… I mean, we talked about me moving in considering I haven’t been in the best place mentality ever since my step-brother moved in. I just can’t believe it.
I thought I wouldn’t be able to because… I’ve never not been with my parents. I never envisioned myself so happy with a person I really care about and love because I haven’t had the best relationships so. It’s a new experience for me. I’ve really enjoyed it though. Yeah, there has been a few quarrels… and it’s mostly me learning it’s okay to express my feelings without being guilty about it. It’s just like… Fawn (my girlfriend) has been so supportive. I’m so grateful for that.
ANYWAY… Fawn and I have been applying for jobs since we’re both trying to be more responsible for ourselves. It’s been going surprisingly well! I’m actually waiting for them to return from a job interview. While I was waiting in the car, I received a call back from Walmart! I have an interview this Thursday. It’ll be my first EVER interview so I’m anxious and excited for it.
Normally, I don’t post personal stuff like this, but hey! I just wanted to share the good vibes I’ve been feeling lately, and the idea of life is unexpected. Don’t be afraid of taking chances.
Okay this is really the most embarrassing/humiliating thing I’ve ever done but I can’t make money appear out of thin air so here goes: I start my first year of college August 24th and I’m majoring in music; I will be required to take private lessons throughout my time at school. I play tenor saxophone and need to buy a pro model for school and as you can probably guess, they aren’t cheap at all. I only had my crappy student model during high school and now I don’t have a sax at all. The one I’m looking at, the Yamaha TS-62III, costs about $3500, which is pretty tame for a pro model, and there’s no way I’ll be able to afford that when I can’t even afford my tuition.
All I ask is that you help me spread this around, and if you can donate, even better! Anything helps! Hereis the link
We did a timelapse of one of my drawings for work a couple weeks back and my manager posted it today! Apologies in advance for the high speed canvas rotations. I didn’t know my manager would be speeding it up quite so much. Haha! It’s the first time I’ve ever done a time lapse with any of my work though, so it’s interesting for me to see the process. :>
(do you know how fucking hard it was to post one god diddly dang video jesus mcfucking christ)
//HEY SO YEAH I REACHED 250 FOLLOWERS AGEES AGO AND PROMISED @the-model-in-mespeaks THAT I WOULD SING CARELESS WHISPER TO THEM BUT WHEN I DIDNT HAVE THE RIGHT KARAOKE MUSIC IT WAS POINTLESS AND I FELT THIS SONG FIT SO MUCH BETTER INSTEAD??
BAE I REMEMBERED WHEN YOU MENTIONED THIS SONG FOR ME TOO @shitadriensays ILY
YES I DID FALL AT THE END OF THIS VIDEO I BRUISED MY ELBOW FIGHT ME
Hey all!! Ok so the Fanmeet is coming up quick and i am SO EXCITED to be able to meet you guys! I have had a few asking for a pic so they will know what i look like…Heres a screen shot of the video i submitted for the fanmeet, since i haven’t taken any pics recently haha..also i am section 104, row o, seat 4..
SO PLEASE dont be shy if you see me, and i will do the same!
…and i apologize in advance becasue #1..i will prob be beside myself with happiness and freaking out so in advancei am really sorry about that lol..and #2 i have social anxiety..( wow this should be a fun experminent lol) so if i’m awkward or sort of struggling to find words its a combo of those two overhwelming things so PLEASE dont take it personally :D but i think i will be so excited i will do just fine. I CANT WAIT TO MEET YOU ALL!! XOXO
Summary: The Battle for Hogwarts is over and Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix have lost the war against Voldemort. When his father is killed for treason, Draco Malfoy is forced to return to Hogwarts and finds the school under the control of a much changed Slytherin House, and the cruel leadership of the Carrows. Yet even in the darkest of times, there is light and Draco finds an unlikely ally in Harry Potter. Battered and bruised by the war, Harry’s tenacity and determination gives Draco hope and the two boys forge an unexpected alliance in a post-war world where secrets tear friends apart and nothing is quite as it seems.
Summary: “There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love. When we are afraid, we pull back from life. When we are in love, we open to all that life has to offer with passion, excitement, and acceptance.” – John Lennon
Summary:Narcissa Malfoy and Amarantha Greengrass just want what’s best for their children. But since it’s 1899, their children are 32 and 27 respectively, and sundry magical and Muggle crises are erupting across Europe, the chances of their plans progressing smoothly are close to zero.
Summary: The room of requirement’s gone mad — at least, that’s what Harry thinks. There’s no way that Draco Malfoy ‘requires’ him, of all people, but why does it keep dragging Harry there like he’s some kind of furniture, every time Malfoy enters it? Throw in Pansy the pervert and a clipboard-wielding Hermione, and things can only go from bad to worse. And that’s not even mentioning the pirates …
KID!/HIGHSCHOOL! AU DESTIEL/SABRIEL* RANDOM DRABBLE!
Pick a number from 1-10 and put it in my askbox. I will write a short destiel or sabriel drabble (no longer than 2k words) using the corresponding prompt. These are all prompts that I thought of off the top of my head, but if they resemble something you wrote or came up with I apologize in advance. If this goes well I might do it more often!
*If you ask nicely, I’m open to other ships as well.
I am opening up my free readings again tonight (July 25, 2016) for the first 3 people who contact me. If there are more than 3 requests and I have the time, I may do more. No promises on that though.
I apologize in advance to anyone who makes a request and does not get a reading. It is simply a matter of not having enough time. I aim to get these readings done as quickly as possible, but it may take up to a few days if life gets in the way.
These will be one card readings, but I may use more cards if I feel the need. I am still fairly new to reading tarot, but I will do my best. Thank you for understanding that I am still learning and developing my intuition.
If you would like your reading to be kept private, ask me off anon and I will reply privately. I may reply privately anyway to non-anon requests depending on the nature of the question.
I will not do medical, legal, or third party readings. I also have no experience with past life readings or spirit/deity work, so for now these are not things I offer. I will not do readings for any questions I feel uncomfortable with, even if they do not fall into those categories. These readings are not intended to replace professional advice and are meant for fun and entertainment.
This is from a prompt I liked, apologies in advance for any errors. Just a little stress relief, and certainly nothing special.
“The meadow is still, and there is no wind. The stillness of the air unsettles. There is a tree though, that shakes and shudders violently.”
The silent stillness of the evening should be a normal occurrence for Nora. Well, before the bombs it was normal, but after vault 111, conquering the commonwealth, and the little feat of blowing up the menace that was the Institute, silence was something that wormed underneath her skin.
Her deep brown eyes scanned the underbrush, always watching, on guard. MacCready snored quietly a few yards away by the smoldering remains of the campfire from their dinner. Cram that had been heated over a fire was a sad excuse for dinner, but hey it’s the Commonwealth.
Above her the stars danced through the haze of clouds. Nora never remembered seeing so many stars, but she knew the radiation clouds were a new feature. Either way, she let her mind drift, eyes skipping around the landscape.
Something caught her attention out of the corner of her eye. She swiveled her head in the direction of a bare husk of a tree. What had once been a grand pine was now shattered in half, the stump stretched up into the sky while the top rotted in a ditch down the hill. The base of the tree shook violently, much more than it would if a stiff breeze came through the meadow.
Nora stood up and raised her Gauss rifle in the direction of the tree. She hoped that it was something as simple as a bloatfly that found its way in and couldn’t find a way out, yet she was ready for a Deathclaw that needed something to scratch on.
Slowly she moved forward, looped up the hill and looked down at the shivering trunk.
Nora saw the faintest glint from the large gash in the trunk, and she smiled. Trotting down to the stump she let out a light laugh
“You just about got your head shot off there Deeks”
“That’s not a very warm welcome, I’m starting to question why we call you Charmer”
Deacon teased, pulling himself from the rotting tree and brushing off the chunks he had shaken free.
“What’s so important that you made me hike all the way up this damn hill to almost shoot a tree having a seizure?”
Deacon snorted, curling up his nose, which in turn pushed his sunglasses up over his eyebrows. “You’re not gonna believe this….”
And now, looking back, I came to like her. Maybe I’m happy being with you. I feel happy fighting with you. I’m happy when you quarrel with me, even when we’re angry or worried, or even crying. I’m sure, that much, I’ve come to like you. That’s why… I’m sure nothing can be done about it… Chitoge, I love you.
I’ve started sketching stuff from that AU where Hunk is a Hawaiian teenager and Lance is an alien who ended up on earth except now Lance is an Altean prince who ran away from home and ended up crash landing on earth after being chased by bounty hunters. Hunk is helping him hide and also helping him fix his ship. They fall in love.
Honestly I have so many ideas for this AU I apologize in advance because I plan on filling the tag with drawings from it.
So yesterday, I took a very interesting class taught by my friend Hovik about Spell Crafting with Food. He’s a very talented witch and chef, and if you’re interested in any of his witchy works, you can find him on Periscope here, on Twitter here, and on Instagram here. He also works at a local pagan supply shop, The Green Man Metaphysical Shoppe and Apothecary, and their website can be found here.
I’m gonna break this down as well as i can, and I apologize in advance to Hovik if i missed some key points. Sorry man, but you talk really fucking fast!
Lets start with tools.
Tools in The Kitchen
Kitchen Twine can bring knot and number magick into your cooking
Measuring cups/spoons can be used/represent abundance and multiplication
Scales can bring justice and balance (i.e. you’re making cookies for an event with someone, in which you have the opportunity to gain something for yourself/the greater good. So, you may make your cookie weigh more so that the odds are in your favor when speaking to whomever about thing XYZ, while making sure the difference isn’t too obvious)
Pot/Cauldron is the belly of everything. It brings forth creation, form, and can also aid in protection and bringing forth prosperity.
Spoons can either banish or bring things in, depending on the direction you stir it. (Generally, clockwise is to bring things in, counterclockwise to banish things. What you are banishing or bringing in depends on your personal intent)
Kitchen Knives can be used to cut shapes into your food. For example, you can cut uniformly to bring control/order into your life, roughly chopping things can help one to bring relaxation, heart shapes for love, etc.
Forks can be used for uncrossing, removal, and anger related issues
Whisks bring in air, and can assist you in incorporating rhyme, song, and bringing spirit(s) into your work.
Sifters/colanders are good for protection. If you hang one on near an entryway, it prevents evil spirits from entering the space and getting into the food.
Broccoli and cauliflower- abundance, protection
Cucumbers, bananas, pineapple and other long, phallic-looking foods- male fertility, prosperity
Bulbous, round foods, clams- female fertility
Pies- consider them little delivery systems for spells. Put intention while preparing the ingredients, carve sigils into the dough, bake and boom! You’ve got a spell all prepared for ingestion.
Apples- protection, banishment, prosperity, fertility, love, lustful energy (it depends on how you cut the apple, or what you do with it, there’s so much info on it that I would need to put it all into a separate post)
Gods, Goddesses, and Saints associated with the kitchen/home
Hestia- goddess of hearth and home
Saint Martha- patron saint of cooks and homes
Saint Laurence- patron saint of cooking
Apollo- god of wine, among many other things
Demeter- goddess of agriculture, the harvest, fertility of the earth
Brownies (fairies)- assist in moving things alone, and keeping your food fresh
Hathor- goddess of joy, feminine love, motherhood, abundance, and nurturing
Freyja- goddess of fertility (among other things)
Directional Correspondences with food, cooking method, etc.
These directions are based on Wiccan teachings, so if your practice has different meanings for the direction (i.e. Earth to the east or what have you), please feel free to change this to suit your practice.
North, Earth- root vegetables, baking, freezing, prosperity, love