aph:nordics

Nordic 6
  • Estonia: pls Mr. Sweden let me in the Nordic group please
  • Finland: Sweden, we could give him a-
  • Sweden: no
  • Finalnd: -chance
  • Estonia: What about I give...
  • Iceland: no
  • Estonia: ..you guys a-
  • Norway: no
  • Estonia: ...set of lego
  • Denmark: deal
  • Norway: hell no
How the Nordics Act at the Store with Sealand
  • Sealand: Is throwing a fit and wants candy
  • -----------
  • Finland: Gives in and buys Sealand the candy and whatever else he wants
  • Sweden: Ignores his child and continues to shop
  • Iceland: Gets angry at Sealand and decides to just scream back to show him who's in charge here
  • Norway: Groans and puts Sealand somewhere and leaves him as he goes to finish shopping
  • Denmark: Buys himself and Sealand all the candy as he forgets to buy what he was getting in the first place
  • Ladonia: Smacks his brother

anonymous asked:

IT'S THE 17TH OF MAY CONGRATS ON THAT FINE CONSTITUTION NORWAY!! I promise I'll put on my bunad later today and eat tons of ice cream and hotdogs! You other Nordics should congratulate him as well ;)

Norway: Ah, thank you…

Denmark: Of course we have! It’s Nor’s birthday after all! You think I wouldn’t do something for my husband?!

Norway: Please calm down.

ICELAND BRINGING HONG KONG HOME TO MEET THE NORDICS

NORWAY TRYING TO EMBARRASS HIM

DENMARK POUTING BC LITTLE ICY IS GROWING UP. THEN HE GETS ALL OVERPROTECTIVE DAD AND STUFF

SEALAND TEASING ICY ABOUT HAVING A CRUSH

FINLAND ASKING THE COUPLE A BUNCH OF MOM QUESTIONS (LIKE HOW DID YOU MEET, WHAT DO YOU DO TO SPEND TIME TOGETHER, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TOGETHER ETC.)

SWEDEN GETTING ALL OVERPROTECTIVE AND GIVING HONGKONG THE OL SWEDEN LOOK

I WANT THIS WRITTEN