aph:molossia

Who are we?

My name is Peter Kirkland, or Sealand. I live with my mama Finland, my papa Sweden, and my brother Ladonia. I’m ten years old, and I love anime

Originally posted by randomunicornrainbow

My name is Charlotte Cooper, the Principality of Wy in Australia. I prefer not to think about my brothers, and I love art

Originally posted by aph-noruega

My name is Hudson Cooper (the gorgeous and rich), otherwise known as Hutt River. You’re probably not good enough to be friends with me, but you can still ask me things.

Originally posted by hetaliagifsandclips

My name is Romeo Vargas and I represent the micronation of Seborga, one of the three Italy brothers. You’re beautiful, by the way~

Originally posted by siorca

My name’s Zach Jones. If you don’t have a Molossian passport, fuck off

Originally posted by hetaliagifsandclips

I’m Johann Edelstein. Kugelmugel is art. Ladonia is art. Revolution is art. Austria is not art.

Originally posted by yakumocchi

Erland Oxenstierna, AKA Ladonia. I swear I’m real.

Originally posted by aph-suecia

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I was reading about micronations (People that claim to be their own country but are not recognized by anyone) and I was thinking, why hasn’t Grunkle Stan tried to turn the Mystery Shack into a sovereign nation yet? It seems like the ultimate tourist trappy thing to do.

I love reading about micronations and the creative and eccentric people who make them. I feel that Stan is just eccentric enough to do something like this. Just look at the Republic of Molossia or the Principality of Hutt River.

Plus, who knows? It might get those government guys off his back!

New amusing laws of the micronation Molossia

New Laws

The following edicts have been issued by His Excellency, The President:

  • It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.
  • Torpedoes may not be set off in the country.
  • It is illegal to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
  • Quail have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
  • Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
  • Detonating a nuclear device within the nation will result in a VL 500.- fine.
  • It is illegal to walk a camel along Alphonse Simms Circle between the hours of 4:00 and 6:00 PM MST.
  • All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a VL 100.- license first.
  • It is illegal to hunt moths under a street light.
  • Elephants are prohibited from strolling through Red Square unless they are on a leash.
  • It is illegal to play percussion instruments in any bathroom.

    These laws are effective 1 October 2012 XXXV.