shut up. It's not about that, cuz obviously I'm still more awesome than you! It's about Germany. I need help with, y'know... the ways to be a good older brother.
well, then you've come to the right place! Remember to let him know who's in charge, act mature and kind, you can be playful too, and most importantly... don't let them grow up so goddamn fast because you'll never know when they'll learn all this independence bullshit from your enemies and do the most stupidest shit by dumping all your precious, precious tea off a goddamn harbour and then stab you in the back, and-
ITS NOT FAIR! ALL THAT TEA GONE TO THE BLOODY FISH TO DRINK! THE FISH! THEY DONT EVEN HAVE GOOD TASTE!