HOW WW1 STARTED
- Austria: HUNGARY!
- Hungary: Austria?
- Austria: Franz and his wife were shot by Serbians! Quick! Call the rest of the Triple Alliance! I'll declare war on Serbia.
- Serbia: *on phone* RUSSIA! Austria and Hungary have declared war on me! Germany and Italy have also declared war on me! Help!
- Prussia: *knocks on Serbias window* WEST SENT ME TO KILL YOU!
- Serbia: And apparently Prussia! All I wanted was Bosnia! *hangs up phone*
- Russia: Kol Kol Kol... *phones France and England* Attack the Triple Alliance. And Prussia. And anyone they bring in to fight for them. This is war.