Let’s have a good round of applause for some other fellow YouTubers! A stoic af Dutchmen and an eternally sugar high American! YouTuber Ned really satisfies me in a way I cannot explain… And yes, their Minecraft skins are their canon clothes!

Also, Nor is suspiciously good at games and no one knows why. 


I wasted 2 hours of my life on this.

2. Hours.

Anyways, I thought this overlooked character deserved a PowerPoint over how awesome he is. Because people seem to forget how awesome Ned really is.

Some things that might need explaining:

1. Sending tulips in appreciation for war efforts. Canada greatly helped the Netherlands out during World War II (I won’t babble and go into detail, google it if you must) so every year as a thank you Netherlands sends tulips to Canada.

2. Checking up on anti social friends. This comes from the Isolationist! Japan comic and the picture on the bottom is from the strip.

3. Singing with his little sister. If you didn’t know, Belgium and Netherlands have a hatafutte parade duet together. It’s really cute, you should check it out.

4. Flooding the French. France tried to attack and take over Southern Netherlands (Belgium) and the Netherlands so to fend them off (since the Netherlands is below sea level) the Dutch opened the dam and washed the French away. I believe this also happened with the Spanish too. Correct me if I’m wrong.

In conclusion: Netherlands is the shit and isn’t BLAZE IT, LOL. Nor is he a cheap bastard.
People really need to stop reducing him to that.


World Cup final rematch in Brazil last Friday- Holland beats defending champions Spain 5-1 in the first round openers :D And the Dutch are no doubt pleased not just because they avenged their loss to Spain in the 2010 WC Final but because being at the top of their group means they can escape facing Brazil to enter the last-16- that’s possibly going to be Spain’s fate if they end up the runners-up of the group. And oh boy, nothing like trying to beat a team playing on home ground.  The number of goals scored also affect rankings, so the Dutch have had a pretty good start! 

I know Holland is normally associated with orange, but the Dutch team wore their blue jerseys at Friday’s game with the Spanish team :D

I’m imagining how APH Netherland’s Marukaite Chikyuu would be … 
“ Marukaite fuck you
Marukaite fuck you
Marukaite fuck you
Boku richer than you !
Counting money chikyuu ,
Saving money chikyuu ,
Kissing money chikyuu ,
Boku money desu !
Aaaaah Amsterdam’s biiitches ,
I want them but I can’t pay theeem ,
I’m too busy selling tulips in the city