aph-giripan

IMAGINE YOUR OTP #14
  • Person A: *trying to think of what to say to their crush, Person B*
  • Person A: *muttering to themselves* I gotta say something...
  • Person A: Ya like jazz???
Hetalia Ship Fans
  • Gerita fans: Remember how they literally spend every waking
  • second of their lives together?
  • Spamano fans: Remember how sad Romano got when Spain left to fight England?
  • Franada fans: Remember how France took in Canada even though nobody can see him?
  • FrUk fans: Remember that one film line that said they love each other? Sexually.
  • UsUk fans: Remember how sad England got when America fought for independance?
  • Ameripan fans: Remember when America stayed at Japan's house and suggested to bathe together, even though it's not Western culture to share baths
  • GiriPan fans: Remember how Greece always gets upset when Turkey tries to go near Japan?
  • TurGre fans: Remember when they were kids and all?
  • LietPol fans: Remember when Poland asked to see Liet's junk, and that other time when Liet stopped Prussia from executing Poland?
  • DenNor fans: Remember when Den fought Sweden under impossible circumstances just to look cool in front of Norway?
  • SuFin fans: Remember how they're married and adopted a kid?
  • PruHun fans: Remember when Prussia helped Hungary discover her true self?
  • AusHun fans: Remember how they literally spent years together fangasming over Chibitalia?
  • RoChu fans: Remember how Russia used to stalk China?
  • RoBel fans: Remember that time when Belarus cut down a door in order to get Russia to marry her? Oh wait.
  • HongIce fans: Fuck you. Fuck you all.
  • PruCan fans: YOU think you have it off bad??????
  • Any ship fan involving minor characters that have probably only appeared in the manga: *distant sobbing*

when people think france is nothing more than a perverted rapist

when people think russia is nothing more than a creep

when people think america is nothing more than fat and obnoxious

when people think italy is nothing more than a pasta loving coward

when people stereotype the characters when the point of the show is making fun of stereotypes

Hetalia ships in 10 words or less
  • Dennor: Hey Nor look- owww
  • SuFin: IKEA x Heavy Metal
  • HongIce: But first, like lemme take a selfie
  • IceFride: Fridge-senpai
  • UsUk: I swear if you do that again... dammit
  • FrUk: They love each other, sexually
  • Franada: It's time I taught you the art of- FRANCIS NO
  • PruCan: Pancakes are awesome, YOU ARE AWESOME keskeskese
  • PruHun: Tangled
  • AusHun: (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ Hold my flower Roddy
  • Ameripan: America-san pris no
  • Giripan: At least your cats love you
  • HRExChibitalia: If only there was someone who loved you
  • Turkey x Greece: WHERE IS JAPAN'S THUMB BITCH
  • Spamano: I hate you- wait are those tomatoes?
  • LietPol: You look Fabulous Liet
  • Gerita: Our Lord and Saviour Doitsu
  • RoBul: I AM NOT SPARKLY DAMMIT
  • Itacest: It is not too late to repent for your sins.
Back from work

USUK (hello America welcome home you sexy shit without a shirt):

GerIta:

PruCan:

SpaMano BASTARD SPAIN YOU ASS YOU WERE LATE:

GiriPan:

PruHun (what a great welcome):

AusHun (Austria is the nun btw) (she just wants a kiss from you Austria):

PruAus (Late Prussia?) :

RoChu:

DenNor:

SuFin:

And…France…?

Honhonhonhon welcome home beautiful :“”“)


I’m so sorry France

Basically me when I enter a Fandom
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Me:</b> *entering a fandom*<p/><b>Me:</b> Oh no.. Here we go again..<p/><b>My mind:</b> I came, saw and shipped<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
if all aph ships were canon
  • What if all the hetalia ships became canon and all the nations got used to it so they just let it happen
  • Russia: England, are you with Alfred tonight?
  • England: actually I'll be with Francis
  • France: *hugs* YOU CANT ESCAPE THIS TIME
  • England: BLOODY FROG *frantically tries to get out of Francis' grasp*
  • Russia: does that mean I can have him
  • Japan: *whispers* but I wanted Alfred
  • Greece: it's ok I'll be here, kiku
  • China: IVAN ARU?! WHAT ABOUT ME
  • Russia: but usually Alfred is with England and I spend a lot of time with you anyway, Yao
  • China: but-
  • Russia: I'll make it up to you
  • Belarus: *slowly creeps up and drags Russia away*

As I was scrolling through Hetalia fanfiction the other day I noticed a highschool au, and I realized how weird that would be.
I mean, first off all of the guys IN THE ENTIRE SCHOOL would be into males, only one person in the entire school would be from whatever country the school is in, and the school would be like 90% male. I mean, I think somebody would notice how strange that is.