aph-Prussia

  • Switzerland: I need your help.
  • Prussia: ... me??
  • Switzerland: yes. And believe me, it's more painful for me to ask for your h-help, than it is for you to listen to me.
  • Prussia: um okay... what is it?
  • Switzerland: how do I take care of a younger sibling? I recently gained one... she's very nice.
  • Prussia: oh, then you've come to the right person-
  • Spain: hold up, hold up, why him??
  • England: for once I agree with Spain, why not us??
  • France: big brother France has far better answers! ...no offence Prussia.
  • Switzerland: don't worry. I'll go up to you guys for advice if I ever want to worsen our sibling relationship and start a revolution.
  • France, England, Spain: ... ouch.

ask-the-icelandic-little  asked:

Okay repeat the ask from last time! For France, Prussia and China (best Dads trio). How would the three react if they would come home to see their kid (or younger sibling, what never you might prefer) completely drunk and crying in the bathroom?

Best Dad Trio is France, Sweden and China (in my opinion) but i’ll add Prussia!

France:

“Oh mon Seigneur…may I come in my child?”

  • He is freaking out the second he finds out his child is drunk. What scares him the most is that he didn’t find them sooner.
  • Whilst they’re in the bathroom he gets a couple of things; A glass of water, high carb food, a fuzzy blanket, tissues and some fresh pj’s 
  • If they locked the door he’ll wait outside until they are ready to let them in. He’ll wait all night if he must.
  • Once he is let in he will approach them carefully, he will pass them the glass of what and rub their back until they calm down.
  • He is completely calm when he’s with them, if they want anything he will get it for them. Unless it doesn’t help them, in which case maybe later they will get it.
  • If they can’t stand he will carry them to their bed, they need to relax and get some rest. He will watch them whilst they sleep for their safety. 

China:

“Out! Out the bathroom! We’re sorting this out!”

  • The second he finds out his child is drunk and crying in the bathroom he goes full parent mode, no fooling around!
  • He will hear his child crying and feel really bad. They are going to be taken to the living room so that they’re comfy at least.
  • They will get some water to help them sober up and hydrate, from all that crying and drinking they need some water to hydrate. 
  • Once they have calmed down and are nearly sober, he will ask them why they went out and got drunk.
  • He will listen to everything they say and will not interrupt them at any point, he will sit there and listen for as long as they need him too.
  • From this, he will take them to bed. He will then figure how he can help them and what actions he can take to prevent this in the future.

Prussia:

“Come now, the awesome me shall help my just as awesome child”

  • When he gets home and hears light sniffles he knows exactly what’s going on, his instincts haven’t lied to him yet.
  • He will drop everything he’s holding and gets water and gilbird, why gilbird? Because gilbird makes everything better.
  • This is the point where he’ll ask them to open the bathroom door, if they don’t straight off they have an hour before he picks the lock.
  • If they want to stay in the bathroom he will sit there with them, if they would let him he’d hug them and rub their back to calm them down.
  • Depending on the state they’re in, he might make a few jokes to make them laugh. What is a world without laughter after all~
  • He is kinda angry at them for drinking behind his back, but till they’re okay and sober he will leave them be.

Sweden:

“Hush, I am here now. You will be alright”

  • He knew that they were drunk before he even got into the house, he has prepared before hand for such events.
  • Barely a word will be spoken, he doesn’t want to stress them out with questions so he’ll let them sob as he rubs their back.
  • The 5/4/3 tactic will be used to calm them down, once they are able to get a grasp of things he’ll help them up.
  • If they want anything to calm the down (I.e. Warm drink, blanket, etc.), He will get it for them. Anything to make them comfortable.
  • He will stay with them the entire night, he promises them that he will be there for them through thick and thin and he will!
  • Nothing will harm them whilst they’re in this state, he will keep a watchful eye on them for a few days. He cares for them very much!

Sorry for the delay! I’ve been rather busy the last few days.