aph-Prussia

anonymous asked:

Have you told your brother that you were thinking about joining the military?

“I could become a politician too you know.”
“I want you safe, not dead in a ditch, Ludwig.” 

[1933 Human AU

Gilbert and Ludwig come from a very conservative family; the old elites and conservative powers, including the military, were not actually very supportive of the Nazis. When the conservatives initially cooperated with the Nazis it was usually out of sheer self-interest.]

10.10.2016

Today, Romano went shopping with Italy, Prussia, and Germany for a Christmas tree. They got a nice full tree, and Romano got some Glühwein, a spiced warm wine. It was good, considering it was German.

Here is the recipe for Glühwein. Please note, I am a minor and have not tried the recipe, so I cannot say how good or authentic the recipe is.

anonymous asked:

Ludwig and Feliciano, what usually happens on date night~???

Feliciano: Luddy and I usually go out for dinner! Sometimes we’ll even run into our old students! Their faces are so funny when they ask if we’re dating, and Ludwig informs them we’re married and have kids! They got really excited!

Ludwig: Occasionally we’ll go to a movie, but Feliciano does not stop talking during the film, and it’s quite annoying to other people trying to enjoy it.

Feliciano: But sometimes things get so exciting, Ludwig and I have to check into a hotel and have to ask Gilbert to watch the bambino’s over night. Haha..!

Hetalia Humor ~ APH America & APH Prussia (Human AU)
  • Alfred: Received and email from Gilbert one day.
  • Gilbert: When I was young I decided to go to Medical School. At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the letters “PNEIS” and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.Those who answered “spine” are doctors today. The rest of us are just sending jokes via email.

anonymous asked:

When Ivan drinks his accent gets progressively thicker and more intense and Gilbert loves it so much

Holy hell I am so sorry I took so long to respond to this but yES PLEASE !! Gilbert will never admit it out loud but he thinks Russian is absolutely gorgeous and loves the way his name sounds on Ivan’s lips. And when his accent gets thicker and thicker, eventually slipping into his mother tongue. Oh boy is Gilbert weak for that…

anonymous asked:

Is uncle lovi dating anyone? (Maybe Antonio)

Uncle Lovi doesn’t want to be in a relationship! Mama says the word is called Asexual! So Lovi is Asexual!

Uncle Toni, Francis, and GIlbert are dating, though! The kisses are still really gross!


((Muns had to come to an agreement, actually.  Cereal doesn’t find Spamano good or bad, and it isn’t Mun Vannah’s cup of tea. We made BTT canon specifically for the blog.

Also please no angry five-year old arguments on why Spamano should be a thing in the inbox please!))

Some Of The Best Hetalia Lines In The History Of Ever™

“I’M IN NORTH AFRICA RIGHT NOW AND I CAN’T TIE MY SHOELACES”

“Please close your legs.”
“I WANT THE CAMERA TO GET MY BEST SIDE.”

“Am I Catholic or Protestant?…God, I don’t know…”

“Oh thanks a million, next time why don’t you just stab me in the chest wITH A SPATULA”

“Wow I look exactly like you, a big douche-bag.”

“CHECK IT BEFORE YOU WRECK IT”

“Winter can suck my jingle bells!”

“YOU CAN’T GOOGLE THINGS IN 1942 YOU ASSHAT”

“I once killed a man with his own mustache and a grape.”

“EAT LEAD, YOU POTATO SUCKING BITCH!”

“My milkshakes bring all the boys–” “TO HELL WITH YOUR MILKSHAKES”

“I AM GOING TO KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD”

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Hetalia World ☆ Stars - Chapter 187
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Translation: y4nderenka // donamoeba
Scanlation: jammerlea // pandabaozi

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T/N: Himaruya has said in his most recent blog entry that Holy Rome
referring to Prussia as 'big brother' was a mistake missed by
his editors.
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hetabook series: #8 
     keeping up with the hetalia cast season 2 (ft. micronations)
            * bundles: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / ? *