The way countries says pineapple
  • Denmark: Ananas
  • Germany: Ananas
  • France: Ananas
  • Finland: Ananas
  • Hungary: Ananas
  • Iceland: Ananas
  • Italy: Ananas
  • Norway: Ananas
  • Poland: Ananas
  • Romania: Ananas
  • Turkey: Ananas
  • Sweden: Ananas
  • America: No! Come on guys its Pineapple!
  • England: I hate to say this, but i agree with America.

“you are a child of empire. my golden age has ended, but yours has barely begun. you must never rest easy” - my adopted portuguese backpacker dad at the madrid airport, 2 am

“i spent everything we have on beer and tapas” - the only spanish boy i ever loved in granada 

“france sucks and spain needs to get a job” - my moroccan riad host

If Romance countries never knew that their language was originally Latin
  • Italy: *Whimpering in the corner*
  • Romano: *Mafia mode on* I'M TELLING YOU, WE ARE THE ORIGINAL ONES! YOU ALL STOLE FROM ITALIAN-
  • France: *Vive La Revolution mode on* LIKE I WOULD STEAL FROM YOU! FRENCH IS THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE, THEREFORE ORIGINAL--
  • Spain: *El conquistador mode on* YOU BOTH ARE WRONG! SPANISH HAS BEEN AROUND FOR-
  • Portugal: *Bull fighting mode on* THE REASON SPANISH AND PORTUGUESE IS SO SIMILAR IS BECAUSE THE SPANISH OBVIOUSLY COPIED-
  • Romania: *Doesn't even know he's a romance country because his language is literally something else*
  • *More arguing ensues*
  • Rome: ...Should I tell them
  • Germania:
  • Germania: Nah
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i used my pirateology book for this im cool