America was the undisputed king of the selfie.
Until France and England got to the point of pettiness with their annoyance. And they found an unlikely ally in Germany. And this group began to take as many selfies as America, quickly gaining converts.
Until Russia and China noticed what everyone else was doing and, not to be outdone, joined in. America, at first delighted by all the new attention, soon realized it was a…competition?
Until that fateful world meeting in 2016, where absolutely nothing was accomplished but many selfies were taken. And world leaders had to get directly involved to sort out what exactly had happened.
Yeah, America was the undisputed king of the selfie. Now? We’re not too sure.