now listen to me fin, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

The main teachers :

 They are the education staff, they have to keep cordial relationships even if some of them are really friends or ennemies.

 Berwald controls the weather, with this, his students and  the others can finally know his mood. He doesn’t really use his power for something else. He is the art teacher.

 Ralf power is hypnosis. He is the PE teacher and loves extreme sports, his power is really useful when he needs to convince a student to climb a mountain or surf on a crocodile’s back.

 Octavio superpower is divination. As the director he controls his power very well but doesn’t use it wisely sometimes, like when he uses it to know with who his sons will end up ( and the other students too , even the teachers because he is a tattletale ).

 Sadik superpower is telekinesis , he is the history teacher, always pranking and trolling his students. He doesn’t really use his power in class except for bringing new chairs or filling his water bottle.

 Katyusha is an hybrid with a lynx, she is the nurse and her feline aspect is really comforting for the students. She has lynx ears, whiskers, a tail and she can purr.

Things People Seem To Forget About The Nordics
  • Denmark: Lost the major 300-so years of war, is the happiest country in the world, friends with Germany and Netherlands
  • Sweden: One of the Nicest country in the world, lets Nazi Germany past through him to invade Norway in order to keep his neutrality
  • Norway: aLEXANDER RYBAK wAS HALF BELARUSSIAN, Oil, rich, left Iceland to suffer economically even though he got shit ton of oil and money
  • Iceland: Most dangerous Nordic nation according to Geography, can erupt at any moment, the Icelandic found a way to control how lava flows (tHEY ARE LAVA BENDERS), has a penis museum, has the gates to hell, eats rotten poisonous sharks that have been buried for weeks, eATS PUFFINS
  • Finland: Most dangerous Nordic nation according to the people, is not afraid of Russia and Sweden, smartest nation with a high education ratings

friend: you need a hobby

me: i already have a hobby

friend: photoshopping aph england’s eyebrows onto other hetalia characters isn’t a hobby

me: