Some Nordic Dance Headcanons

(u can credit @nordicccs as well)

- can either nod to the beat or awkwardly fist-pump

- thats it

- also is able to jump unusually high 

- is actually a rly good dancer

- good luck with seeing him in action

- “no”

- self explanatory

- emits “drunk white dad” vibes

- what the fucl

Random Hetalia Swedish pt. 2
  • Around 11th century
  • Norway: I don't know Sve, that Danish idiot just makes me feel weird sometimes.
  • Sweden: How so?
  • Norway: Like... I feel warm and I think I am completely relaxed only when he is around. Isn't that strange?
  • Sweden: You are in love?
  • Norway: With Dan?
  • Sweden: Han kanske är ditt öde. (Maybe he is your destiny.)
  • Norway: ...
  • Norway: No, it can not be.
  • Few centuries later
  • Norway: Damn, Sve was right.

anonymous asked:

How is everyone reacting to their break up?

Berwald: Tragic. 

Tino: Ber! Show more sympathy.

Berwald: Very tragic. 

Tino: Don’t mind him, we’re just racked with taking care of Peter. But, I was shocked. I should bring them both some cookies to cheer them up. And a bottle of liquor.

Emil: I don’t know how to feel. I mean, I don’t really care about what I think, I’m more worried about Lukas. I guess.

Tim: It was unexpected.

Emma: I’m fine keeping him here, but it was on such short notice… I don’t mind, though!

Louis: … Who is this guy again, big brother?

Tim: High school friend.

Louis: Huh. Neat. 

Hetalia characters as things my friends and I have said
  • Aph Denmark (falling out of an IKEA loft bed at 5am): fuck IKEA furniture!
  • Aph Sweden: danish is a useless language for useless people
  • Aph Norway: fuck off, I'm rich
  • Aph Finland: leave me alone or I'll shove a Christmas tree up your ass
  • Aph Iceland: Norway is Nor-gay for Denmark... And Sweden but we won't get into that
  • Aph Germany: do dogs have souls?
  • Aph North Italy: I swear I'm not drunk, but have you ever thought of putting spaghetti on pizza?
  • Aph Russia: welcome to Russia! We have candy!...and communism!
  • Aph France: are French fries even French?
  • Aph America: the only thing straight about me is my hair
  • Aph Canada: I'm sorry that I'm sorry for being sorry
Hetalia as spongebob quotes
  • Germany: It took three days to make that potato salad! Three days!
  • Italy: I'll have you know, I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and I only cried for 20 minutes
  • Japan: Can I be excused for the rest of my life?
  • England: Goodbye everyone I'll remember you all the therapy.
  • America: oh boy 3 am! *eats hamburger*
  • France: I got it! Let's get naked!
  • Russia: Do instruments of torture count?
  • China: Don't touch me I'm sterile!
  • Prussia: Now I'm a jerk and everyone loves me!
  • Denmark: My leg!
  • Sweden: FINLAND!!!
  • Iceland: Excuse me, sir, I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you...
  • Finland: What could be better than serving up smiles?
  • Norway: Being dead.
  • Greece: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma...
  • Holy Roman Empire: Hey! Who put a bowl of onions here?!