Nordics as Things My Friends and I Have Said (10)
- Norway: Lunatics. Everyone. Everyone around me is a lunatic.
- Iceland: I TOLD YOU WE MISSED IT YOU DING DONG.
- Finland: HE'S AN ABSOLUTE BAGEL.
- Denmark: Stupid people with their dumb fences.
- Sweden: I've figured it out. The reason gay men are supposed to dress so well is because they spent so much time in the closet.