Americanization Headcanon

One day, before a World Meeting hosted in Italy, America decided to ‘Americanize’ the attendance record and reprinted the entire thing with the 'u’s removed. The end result? A very confused Italy asking where 'Astralia’, 'Blgaria’, Prssia’, 'Hngary’, etc. were. Needless to say, England soon figured out who did it. The poor American ended up chased by the bloodthirsty 'Rssia’, 'Belars’, 'Cba’, 'Trkey’, etc.