I originally was going to make England a little more yandere here but I guess this will do! (the kiss was inspired by a kiss from one of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, can’t remember which one though)
What if an AU in which, once every decade, for a full week, the nations’ bosses let them do literally anything they want, so long as they don’t cause permanent damage? (So no killing your enemies!)
I think the nations and bosses would probably put in some rules to make it less crazy, like no nuclear weapons, no guns, no jets, etc. They would probably end up banning all modern technology, except for communications things (email, megaphones, texting, etc.).
This idea’s been stuck in my head lately. I keep imagining the BFT running around in pirate regalia, getting all their former colonies and allies to help them gang up on England.
Regarding England, he’s hiding out in an old castle of his. He also has America and Japan on speed dial, both having agreed to help him if worse comes to worst.
However, America and Japan are a little busy. America started a fist fight with Russia, and basically all of Eastern Asia is fighting right now, so Japan’s not getting away any time soon.
Oh, and Prussia and France got Canada to join their anti-England coalition. America’s not happy about the BFT stealing his hat.
At the end of the week, everyone makes England walk the plank of an authentic pirate ship.