aph nordics headcanons

APH Nordic Headcanons (mostly Iceland though)

• In addition to having a puffin, Iceland also has a cat. It’s very soft, gentle and loves being stroked by strangers.
• Iceland spends hours on end in the bath. He often gets complaints when he stays over at other countries’ houses for making the water bill run so high.
• As well as having many lopapeysas, Iceland also unironically owns several beer mittens in his wardrobe (go look them up they’re great). He even knits his own.
• Iceland never drinks alcohol though because it’s too expensive and he’s seen first hand what happens the night after (it can get real embarrassing in the Nordic household).
• ‘Hey Estonia it’s really dark outside and I can’t see’ 'Don’t worry Fin, I got this’ (stamps Sketchers on the ground and they light up)
• Denmark’s hair isn’t naturally blond, it’s a light-ish brown. He’s been dyeing his hair blond ever since Viking times.
• Denmark gets really reminiscent (and morbid) when he’s drunk.
• 'Remember that one time when my physician found me in the corner of my room covered in my own blood and swelled up buboes and I was screaming in pain haha the 1340s were wild weren’t they Nor’ 'shut up and sleep Den’
• Norway used to sell his own herbal remedies as an apothecary during the Middle Ages. Whether or not the remedies actually worked was a complete mystery.
• Denmark watched Norway get burned at the stake after he was accused of being a witch. Norway just kind of stood there in the flames without dying and everyone was terrified, he still has the scars from it.
• One time Denmark intentionally pushed Sweden’s favourite vase over so Sweden launched him out the window.
• Norway started learning to play the violin in 2009 after Norway’s absolute banger of a tune at Eurovision. Iceland, who has been playing the violin since the 1800s, is salty and makes fun of him for only playing violin 'because it looked cool’.
• When every other Nation posts nice pictures of their cities during winter, Iceland, being bitter and spiteful, posts a picture outside (when it’s almost pitch black and freezing) and captions it 'Looks like another sunny day in Reykjavik :)))’

have some headcanons

• when Ice listens to rock/alternative, he will always be seen air drumming

• ice’s room is warm and he really feels comfortable that way! It’s probably because of all the technology that’s in his room

• Norway has burn scars on his body from the witch trials

• when sweden’s sick, he likes to watch game shows like Price Is Right, Jeopardy, etc.

• denmark thinks ballet and ballroom are very pretty. he personally likes the waltz and jive. he is also always impressed when he watches petite allegro!! “Wooooow they’re legs and feet are moving so fast what????”

• I forgot who gave this headcanon, but all the credit goes to them. I like the idea of Finland having a prosthetic arm!

• iceland used to listen to 8-bit dubstep all the time

• Nordics in overwatch:
- Denmark: Junkrat or Roadhog!! he loves their story too; he thinks they’re very fun
- Norway: Zenyatta, Reaper, or d.Va
- Iceland: Reaper, Tracer, or Lucío!
- Sweden: Soldier76, d.Va, or Mercy!
- Finland: of course widowmaker or Ana, but I feel he would also enjoy Hanzo

• sweden gets notifications on when there’s a new minecraft update

• finland and Hungary are usually seen hanging out!!

• Norway can literally just sleep anywhere and everywhere. He’s also a deep sleeper. Sometimes he sleeps with his eyes open. (I forgot who came up with that one too, but credit to you!) He sometimes falls asleep at World Meetings, and when he does, his eyes are open. He hasn’t been caught yet. (The man is old and just tired let him sleep)

• England and America really helped Iceland work on his English during WW2, and if he ever forgets a word, he’ll call either of them. He’s gotten better at American lingo lately!

• sometimes at world meetings there’s “free seating” and that’s only if they have a meeting but nothing to discuss. So, Iceland will usually sit his friends: Hong Kong, Seychelles, Liechtenstein, and Taiwan. (Maybe South Korea, Seborga, or New Zealand will sit with them too?) ((basically it’s the physically younger aged nations altogether (maybe not the younger ones like sealand and Wy?) and they talk the whole time))

•with the countries mentioned above, Iceland’s in a group chat with them, and it’s always blowing up his phone

• the Nordics have reenacted the Friends intro

• order of who wakes up first and at what time:
1. Sweden (5:00 am)
2. Denmark (between 5:00- 5:45 am)
3. Finland (7:30 am. sharp.)
4. Norway (11:00 am)
5. Iceland (2:00 pm) (he doesn’t go to bed until almost sunrise) (it’s very bad)

• sweden has kept every single IKEA catalog produced because it reminds him of how far the company has come and it makes him really happy

• at family dinners, finland will talk the whole time, and it’s very interesting to listen to what he has to say! (Even if, canonically, he’s a misunderstood storyteller) everyone will stop eating and listen to him!!

•they’ve all got ghosts in their houses (which…would be very strange if they’ve lived in that house for centuries on top of centuries, right?)

• on separate note, Iceland and Sweden are easily startled by anything

• I love the freckles headcanon for Denmark, but consider that he also has eczema/“chicken skin” on his arms too. It’s little red bumps on the skin that are super annoying (I have them but they’ve gone away over the years)

• finland has a beauty marks on the right side of his collarbone, his left temple, on his left wrist, and a few on his chest

• contrary to popular opinion, Iceland reads a whole lot. Like he really enjoys the reading. His library is too small for all the books he has.

• Iceland and Norway share books frequently. They’ll send each other new books they’ve read and really recommend. It’s a form of bonding, I guess.

• Iceland was shown trap music by America, and although he thinks it gets kind of annoying, he likes a few songs. Those songs are used in memes that America has also shown him (he doesn’t fully understand memes yet either).

• Ice would rather stick with his alternative music

• Denmark gets severe panic attacks. Everyone helps him out in the ways they can, but most of the time it’s Sweden and Norway who can get him to fully calm down.

Nordics as parents/family relatives
  • Denmark: the dad that just whips out all the dance moves he can, but it's actually just the cupid shuffle mixed with the Macarena
  • Norway: that aunt who constantly will ask about your life, but tells you wild stories about your mom or dad
  • Iceland: the cousin who you only reconnect with during the holidays and they change almost every year
  • Finland: soccer mom. Just, soccer mom.
  • Sweden: that uncle who's just there and still listens to disco
  • Bonus!
  • Sealand: the spoiled/youngest cousin who doesn't share their toys. Ever.

anonymous asked:

Pros/cons to cuddling the nordics :3

Denmark (Matthias Køhler)
- Super soft (lego designed) blankets, makes it super easy to get comfy
- Sweet lil baby loves to sing softly sometimes
- With the blankets and his warmth, you may get suuuuuper hot.
- Singing softly is rare. Usually he’s talking and doesn’t like it when you sleep
- Tends to kick EVERYTHING off of the bed. Be careful!

Norway (Lukas Bondevik)
- Super plush, warm blankies, despite having grown used to the colder weather
- A mattress that you two just SINK into and it’s super nice
- Kinda quiet so feel free to sleep!!!
- This boy is like a freaking cooler. He’s sooooo cold!
- Maybe a little too quiet. Seriously, even Emil and Berwald are more talkative.
- He hogs all of the blankets. If you get cold, too bad fam

Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)
- Bigger and warmer than Matthias
- Loves to stroke his S/O’s hair, back, and legs in an affectionate manner
- SUPER TICKLISH!!!! One wrong movement and he lets go and is in a fit of giggles
- He tends to get tangled up. By tangled, I mean TANGLED.
- No more. That’s it. He’s the best.

Iceland (Emil Steilsson)
- Super small so he’s easy to hug
- Quiet child but enjoys smalltalk
- He’s. Awkward. Smalltalk is small.
- Tends to sleep
- His mattress is like a hammock from him sleeping in the same exact place in it

Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)

anonymous asked:

Papa Nordics hcs? Individually, not together!

I’ve been waiting for this


  • He is child in an adults body. Raising his own children would be a walk in the park! He’s always up for playing pretend or dress up with them and you better believe he will get them a mountain of Lego to play with!
  • Protect of his child, very. He’s one of those dads that will give his children alot of freedom but as soon as they’re going out with someone he wants to know who they are with and where. No harm shall come to them.
  • Dad jokes are extremely common, in fact he probably tells his child to call him ‘dadmark’! Every time he makes his child sigh or ugh he laughs and gives them a hair ruffle.
  • Sometimes it will feel like his child is looking after him, especially when he take them to the toy shop. On many occasions he will be the one buying the toys for his own entertainment. 
  • Pushes his children to their absolute limits and cheering them on every step of the way. If he knows that his child can do something he will bribe them, cheer them and whatever else to help them achieve their goals!
  • To annoy his child he does many things. His personal favorite being to tickling their hips till they’re crying with laughter and putting them on his shoulders (Still laughing) and running around the house!
  • He adores it when his child lets him do their hair, no matter the length or texture. If it’s short he gives them a quiff, if it’s long he’ll give them a danish braid! if it’s mid-way he’ll do plaited pigtails! 
  • Sometimes when he’s bored and his child is nearby, he’ll make a game out of trying to put his tiny hat on their head without them noticing. If he achieves it he’ll take a picture and posted it on Snap chat.
  • Trips to the shops to get ingredients is pretty common, he loves to bake with his child! Only the best danish pastries recipes will be taught and anyone who even smells them will being to drool!
  • When nobody is around or is coming over he will turn the living room into a giant pillow fort! He loves to see the look on his child’s face as they dive into the fort of pillows and blankets he’s made.

Dad rating: Everything is awesome 


  • He is a very caring and fathering man, he is always doing everything he can for his children; the cooking, cleaning, general family bonding, anything to keep them happy!
  • Strictness wise he is rather flexible. MOST of the time he will brush of misbehavior and give his child a quick scold. Just, don’t make him angry. For the love of everything holy and your safety don’t!
  • The amount of worrying he does over his children is almost enough to worry about him. He is always on edge when his child is staying at a friends, you better believe he has the friends parents phone number!
  • You know when your mum/dad/guardian see a friend outside the shop and starts to talk for them for about fifty years? Yeah… he’s that dad. Best bring something to entertain yourself with!
  • He is very relaxed when it comes to emotional issues, if his children have any problems at all he’ll talk them through it and then give them words of encouragement and enthusiasm!
  • Also that dad that takes his children to the park and has a flock of mothers surrounding him. All of them are very kind and such, but can he please watch his baby whilst they’re swinging on the monkey bars?
  • One of the Parent Council dads, he is very involved in his children’s education. Plus he can prove that he’s the best at making cookies! No one can beat Santa’s cookies after all~
  • Speaking of being Santa, he’s children always get the best presents! But they do have to stay over at uncle Estonia’s house for Christmas eve. Only because he needs to do his job though.
  • Sauna days with his kids! He loves to just sit back and let the steam engulf him. If the steam is too intense for his child, they can always go for a nice swim in the pool!
  • He is always giving his children hugs. He will find any excuse to give his kiddo a tight snuggle, good moments and bad! Unless of course they don’t like hugs in which case, hair ruffles are good too! 

Dad rating: Baby in a box (If you don’t get that click: here)


  • At first, he has no idea what on earth he is doing. For those who are friends/family of Iceland will likely receive 3am phone calls with the topic; ‘What do I do when my child cries?’ 
  • He is probably that dad that is completely awkward dad that makes jokes at the wrong time, Denmark does that right? Denmark raised him so jokes are a thing that good dads do right? (Send the lad some help please)
  • Mr.Puffin is the official “HELP ME PARENT PLEASE!” bird, as much as it may annoy the poor puffin it will keep him busy. Family chill time is probably everyone’s favorite time.
  • Saying all of this, he does try his best. He tries to show his children the wonders of his land and others, as odd as it may seem he knows that the world is very large and he hopes they will see it all!
  • He enjoys telling them old folktales for bedtime stories! Sometimes he’ll go on for long after his child has fell asleep, so many tales that have been passed on to tell from the people lost in time.
  • They’re raised to be able to speak more than one language, He can get pretty embarrassed speaking his own language (Source: X (Trivia point!)). He wants his children to be able to wonder the world understand others!
  • School wise is eeh… He believes that education is the way too success but coming to him with homework or school drama is not the best idea. He either doesn’t know or doesn’t really care.
  • Discipline wise, he’s got it down to a T, he knows that as soon as the Wifi password is changed and the remotes have been hidden his child is all of a sudden going to be rather nice to him~
  • To add to the point above, he cannot stand bratty children. From day one he will tell them “You respect me, I respect you” and if they follow that rule then they will be very close!
  • He can be pretty clingy to his child, he doesn’t like to be surround by people but he’s not a big fan of being all by himself. His child will probably be around him alot to stop him from being too lonely.

Dad rating: How to be a good papa?


  • The chill parent™ literally. He is very tolerant and patient with his children. He will let them do as they please as long as they stay within their boundaries. So long as they do it’s chill™
  • He will probably put his children on a pedestal like he does Iceland. He’s always going on about how his children are amazing and how cute they look in that outfit he bought them(like Maes from FMA? please tell me if i’m wrong)
  • To any out lookers, they would say that he’s got a good hand on raising his children. They would be right! Besides the mental screaming and the worrying coffee intake from lack of sleep due to worrying about them, he’s fine! 
  • Dad jokes are a thing, but in a weird way. His child can say anything and he would pause, stare and murmur a really bad pun under his breath. I.e. ‘Whoa, papa! Look at this!’ ‘……I can’t believe it’s not butter...’ 
  • He spoils his children more than he is willing to admit, they could see something on TV and he would surprise them with it the next day. He can’t really help it, he doesn’t want them to live like he used to.
  • Emotional stuff he’s pretty good at! He is able to sit there and listen to any problems his children are facing for hours if he must. He is also willing to hug them and sooth their worries with comforting songs!
  • Adores telling his children myths and folklore! Sometimes he’ll even take them on drives to the places and introduce them to the creatures that the stories are based around!
  • Whenever the midnight sun or the Nordic lights are on show he’ll let his children stay up to see them. Joined with the forces of caffeine and warm blankets he’ll sit outside with them all night if they want.
  • To him, his children are a blessing and something to live for. If he is ever lacking motivation or inspiration he’ll think about his children and BAM! You’ve got one very determined Norwegian.
  • He takes alot of time off work to spend with his children. He wants to be apart of their lives and for them to always know that he loves them, for him nothing is more important than his family.

Dad rating: Butter hurry up with that homework


  • This man is a papa and a half! He is already raising two kids (Sealand & Ladonia!) so the man knows what he’s doing. He is always alot more relaxed when with kids and is happy to care for them!
  • He is very good at keeping his children in line, how exactly? Star charts. He knows that losing a gold star is everyone’s worse nightmare and he will use this to his advantage. Gold stars are given to good kiddos only!
  • Want a tree house? Because his children are getting a tree mansion! Nearly all of their room’s furniture and toys are made by him, but don’t worry they’re made entirely out of love!
  • Super protective of his little ones! He would never let any harm come to them whether it be physically, mentally or emotionally. If anyone dares to hurt them he will be knocking on the culprits door at 3am!
  • Sometimes he’ll take his kids with him for a small fishing trip if the weather is right. Sure camping may be a little boring but it’s the bonding that counts! Plus fishing can be rather relaxing~
  • He is always willing to participate in games with his little ones, even pretend and sports! If it means that they’re gaining an interest in a possible future career or dream then he will do his best to guide them.
  • To his children he can seem like a rag doll at certain times, he doesn’t mind them climbing onto his shoulders or letting them borrow his glasses. If it keeps them happy and they’re safe then it’s fine.
  • Education wise he is the man when his children need help with homework. He will talk them through the problem and give them as much motivation as they need, sometimes in the form of pastries! 
  • All drawings and school achievements will have a special spot on the fridge for all to see. Any of his little ones achievements will be rewarded with a meal out wherever they want!
  • His absolute favorite thing in the world is to wake up with his little family all fallen asleep on the sofa with him, he thinks it’s so cute seeing them all snuggled up on top of him with a blanket covering them all~

Dad rating: Swedad

Some Nordic Dance Headcanons

(u can credit @nordicccs as well)

- can either nod to the beat or awkwardly fist-pump

- thats it

- also is able to jump unusually high 

- is actually a rly good dancer

- good luck with seeing him in action

- “no”

- self explanatory

- emits “drunk white dad” vibes

- what the fucl

the nordics’ 3am posts

aph norway: “I wonder what chicken pureed with raspberry gravy would taste like”

iceland: “egg egg egg egg egg egg egg” *meme* *pepe frog*

aph sweden: “does anyone have any good recipe for lasagna”


aph denmark: “The intrinsic nature of the human soul is marked by its exhaustive pursuit of an impossible utopia. whether or not this utopia really exists is a question that has plagued the minds and teased the hearts of humankind for thousands of years. My fear, my deepest fear, is that this human crafted concept of paradise is only a manifestation of our fruitless hopes and inevitable disapointment.”

Nyo! Nordic Headcanons~

We need more women in our lives.

  • Iceland is totally awesome with makeup
  • Finland is all curves and she knows it
  • Norway struts without meaning to
  • Sweden is self conscious about her skin, so she constantly uses cleansers/lotions
  • Denmark is good at running/riding a bike in heels
  • Iceland would look cool with a vertical labret
  • Denmark almost constantly wears red lipstick
  • Norway has had her body hair removed by laser
  • Sweden has strong ass legs
  • Finland loves doing DIY projects
  • Denmark has dressed as Harley Quinn, Norway as Catwoman, and Sweden as Poison Ivy
  • Iceland watches YouTubers like Wengie and Michelle Phan
  • Norway takes an interest in repainting dolls/ BJD dolls
  • Finland and Iceland adore Wanelo
  • Denmark wears pushup bras to make herself look bigger (at least more than Sweden)
  • Sweden has the bad habit of biting her fingernails
  • Denmark screams, “You’re killing me, Smalls!” almost all the time
  • Iceland tries to dress grunge (sometimes it works)
  • Norway can do a perfect impression of the Grudge
  • On the other hand, Finland can do Miss Piggy perfectly
  • Give Sweden a lemon, and she will give you orange juice
  • Sweden is scared of clowns
  • Denmark usually walks around the house without pants
  • Iceland does random gravity checks (it works)
  • Norway really likes lacey things
  • Finland looks adorable in anything
  • Denmark once thought it would be cool to ride down the roof in a shopping cart
  • Sweden may or may not have pushed said cart
  • Finland is trying to become more body positive
  • Iceland secretly wishes she had a bigger chest
  • Sweden and Denmark religiously watch RuPaul’s Drag Race
  • Norway may like Steven Universe more than she cares to admit
  • Finland can pull stunts in a mini van
  • Denmark + leather pants =👌
  • Iceland watches Mean Girls too much
  • They all love animated movies and go to theaters to see them
  • Norway laughs during horror movies
  • Sweden is the horror movie
  • Finland loves painting her nails
  • They all use life hacks
  • Norway enjoys stretching out on the floor like a cat
  • Denmark challenges herself almost everyday to scare sweden
  • All of them like cute things
  • Norway wears yoga pants because she actually does it while Iceland wears them just for fashion
  • Sweatpants are Finland’s best friend
  • Sweden hates wearing contact lenses
  • Denmark always sings in the shower
  • Iceland stuffs her bra
  • Finland looks damn good in short shorts (if she ever decides to wear them)
  • None of them can tan to save their lives
  • Sweden broke Denmark’s arm just by staring at it
  • Iceland once dyed her hair bright pink
  • They all know that you are reading this


Random Nordics headcanons

I have a few headcanons that I should put up since there’s so many. So here you go:

 They have a big surround sound system in the house 

 On New Year’s Eve, Sweden didn’t yell happy new year he played Dancing Queen on full blast and everybody in Europe heard it 

 Denmark is roasted/told to shut up at least 5 times daily, but he know they all love him

 Iceland whips and dabs ironically and he can’t stop 

 Norway tried to work at Starbucks before but he ended up quitting because he couldn’t stand how picky people were with coffee 

 Finland is like a middle aged wine mom on Facebook because all he posts is cat videos and pictures of Hanatamago with occasional pictures of Sweden and Sealand sleeping. He also posts low angled selfies 

 Denmark likes to wear those aprons that say “kiss the cook" 

 Iceland says “boi” to Denmark and Norway a lot  

 Norway has a blog about faeries

 Since Denmark goes to the bar so much, everybody knows him there and they always tell him to go home if it’s daytime

 Norway likes trap music but won’t admit it (he likes lil yachty)

 The only current “meme” that Denmark really references is “cash me outside how bow dah”

 Finland likes to watch shows like Jerry Springer and Maury

 Sweden knows how do a lot of braids, but he has no one to practice on because the nordics don’t have long enough hair

 Norway made SKAM so Iceland could pay attention to him

 They all have a tradition of having a picnic together

 Iceland says “fight me a lot”

Sweden tried almost every pair of glasses because he always get new ones

 Iceland went to visit America just so he can watch the super bowl since he wanted to see Lady Gaga’s halftime performance

 When there’s a wife carrying contest Finland wins every time and he carries Sweden

 Iceland is obsessed with Melanie Martinez, Lana Del Rey, and Marina and the Diamonds

 During a snowball fight Denmark was having a bad day, and Finland threw a snowball at him and he caught it with his hands

 Denmark has the best reflexes out of all the Nordics, but Finland is just as good

 Someone exposed Sweden before by posting his selfies of him licking furniture on a fake instagram account

 Norway smokes, but he’s trying to quit

the nordics as that person in everyone’s friend group

aph finland: the cheerful one who is literally always eating and never gets in arguments with anybody

aph sweden: the mother. Did you pull an all-nighter? Sweden’s gonna make you a makeshift bed and force you to sleep. forgot your lunch? Don’t worry, he’s packed extra sandwiches. don’t have your coat? Sweden will scold the hell outa you and then force you to stay inside or give you his.

aph norway: the one with the really dry sense of humour who doesn’t talk much and is always tired

aph iceland: iceland is the little baby of the group. everyone feeds him and shelters him from the world because he is too innocent, too pure

aph denmark: everyone: “demark no!” denmark: “dENMARK YES”

The Nordics as my teachers
  • I don't know why I just wanted to do this.
  • Denmark: English teacher. Very positive and will act out scenes in the book by cheering "WOOOO!!"
  • Norway: Fashion teacher. Very picky and will ignore you if you don't do good in class, but nice.
  • Iceland: Science teacher. Relaxed and brings pets to class for the hell of it.
  • Finland: Math teacher. Befriends everyone and let's you eat all the time even if it's his food.
  • Sweden: French teacher. Looks intimidating but actually very nice and tells stories all the time

anonymous asked:

1p Iceland headcannons?

♥  Type: Possessive

♥  He might seem like he isn’t interested in you at first, but that’s just his way of trying not to embarrass himself in front of you. He’s like that, because he knows the moment he tries to talk to you, he’d either stutter or say something stupid (me, honestly).

♥ In my opinion, Emil’s greatest trait as a yandere is his insecurity of “not being enough.” This insecurity comes from the fact that Norway (and many other countries) still think he’s a child. He needs to feel like he’s enough for you, and that you can depend on him.  If you even once say or do something that makes him think you’re treating him like a kid, then he would snap.

But overall, he is also very insecure about your relationship with him.

♥  Iceland is one of the most emotionally unstable yanderes. Being cool-headed and quiet one moment. The next, he will be livid and lose all control over his emotions ( Get it? Because he’s a country of ice and volcanoes. *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*).

Originally posted by indieultra

♥  Jealousy is not much of a problem, until he gets up and kills that guy, because of all the pent up jealousy and resentment he’s been holding in. Because like what I said before, he is either calm or an erupting volcano.

Before that happens, you’d know his jealous if he sulks and acts moody. He’s more irritable and lashes out more than normal, and overall, he’s being very cold. But at least he’s trying to handle it maturely.

♥  If I remember correctly from my last post (which is least likely), he doesn’t care about anyone else. Not even the Nordics. And he definitely shows no mercy towards the people he deems his rivals. He would kill anyone who he feels might take you away from him, and he would do so with horrifying apathy.


So, there you go! That’s all my yandere headcanons for this smol bean. ^_^

(The fan art isn’t mine.)

Hetalia Families at Christmas
  • FACE: They just want to have a nice family Christmas dinner, but somehow it always gets ruined. America brought KFC as his contribution to dinner, France got drunk, England burned the house down...
  • Romanics: All about the food. Everyone pitches in to make a huge feast and have a good night. The wine is flowing but no one is going crazy with it or anything. Everyone scolds Romano for his language and someone probably makes Italy cry, but what else is new.
  • Germanics: Now this is a party. Austria has the big mansion, so it's always there, and literally everyone gets roaring drunk. Austria always makes enough desserts for an entire army, then spends the rest of the night playing Christmas carols. Prussia is reliably the first one to pass out.
  • Nordics: An actual cute, relatively peaceful and family friendly Christmas dinner, well, maybe except Denmark, filling the role of the drunken uncle. They have to celebrate on Christmas day rather than Christmas Eve because mama Finland is busy being Santa.
  • Soviets/Kievan Rus: Another drunken party, but it's less fun and more scary. A fight will break out, Belarus might pull a knife, the Baltics are cowering in the corner...
  • Asians: New to this whole Christmas thing. They could really care less about the actual holiday, but giving gifts is nice and they suppose it's family bonding time and stuff, even with no one really socializing most of the time.
  • Oceania: Beach party, bon fire, barbecue. It's summer down there so they spend it in flip flops and bathing suits. This all makes Christmas a lot more relaxed than it is for most of the other families.
the nordics and bedtime

aph iceland: *goes to his bedroom at 9:00pm, but scrolls through tumblr on his laptop all night and regrets it the next day (but does it all over again)*


aph norway: “denmark shut up and come to bed with me or no sex”

aph sweden: welp it’s 7pm wow i stayed up so late time for bed

aph finland: “wHaT ARe yOU TaLkinG ABout iTS oNLY 3AM LeTS gO TO A bAR ANd driNk sOMe motHERfuCKinG VODKA!”

The Hetalia cast and their drunk types

Happy drunk (parties like there’s no tomorrow, sings Disney songs, dances like Michael Jackson):

• Germany
• China
• Denmark
• Norway
• Romano
• Russia

Sleazy drunk (gropes random people, gives free lap dances, flirts with chairs):

• France
• Iceland
• Japan
• Sweden

Sad drunk (cries on people’s shoulders,
tells their life story to a stranger):

• Belarus
• England
• Lithuania

Aggressive drunk (picks fights with strangers, threatens DJ, gets thrown out):

• Finland
• Greece
• Ukraine
• Estonia

Stupid drunk (attempts to dance with soap attached to their feet, somehow ends up with pants on fire):

• America
• Prussia
• Italy
• Canada
• Spain

The Aph Nordics's OTPs.
  • Aph Sweden: Table x Chair.
  • Aph Finland: Santa x Mrs. Claus.
  • Aph Denmark: Blue Lego x Red Lego.
  • Aph Norway: Butter x Bread.
  • Aph Iceland: Sportacus x Robbie Rotten.

anonymous asked:

Do you have any body type headcanons for the Nordics?

Yes I do, thanks for the ask! :)

Finland: 168 cm (5’6”). He’s slightly chubby, with a bit of fat especially around his arms and tights, and slightly large hips for his height. He still has toned, strong muscles, but they’re not very noticeable.

Sweden: 190 cm (6’2.8”). Estremely muscular and toned, with well-defined pectoral and abs. While clearly strong, his shoulders are average for his height, and so are his hips.

Denmark: 184 cm (6”). Pretty muscular, especially in his torso and arms. Broad-ish shoulders, average hips for his height. Extremely defined pectorals and biceps.

Norway: 175 cm (5’9”). Strong and toned but slight-boned, so he looks quite lean. He has well-defined muscles, but his ribs and hip bones are still barely visible.

Iceland: 170 cm (5’7”) Mostly average body. Lean (but not as thin-boned as his brother) but with only a little of muscles, not too defined. His ribs are slightly visible, but he still has a bit of fat around (only a little, thought, and not noticeable). Flat stomach.

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