aph lietchtenstein

I have a mighty mighty need now of something where somebody just continually insults Switzerland at a world meeting and Lietchtenstein is just like “Big brother, hold my ribbon” and takes it out and calmly hands it to him and just starts going YOLO on the poor guy and it gets to the point where even Russia is staring at her like “what the fuck happened to you” and she just takes her ribbon back and ties it in her hair again and sits down in her chair and flattens her dress like nothing happened.
LIKE I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA.