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Hetalia characters and the robot baby assignment
  • <p><b>America:</b> tried his best but still somehow ended up submitting it without an arm, duck tape in various places and a full diaper<p/><b>England:</b> Lost the baby on the first day and spent the rest of the week trying to find it.<p/><b>France:</b> Loved it as if it was his own child. Just showered it with love and care and even took care of England's baby after finding it abandoned in the middle of the hallway.<p/><b>Russia:</b> broke it on the first day.<p/><b>China:</b> did the project the year before but had set up a babysitting service for those currently doing the project and earned up to $500.<p/><b>Canada:</b> wasn't even given a baby; he was spared the pain.<p/><b>N.Italy:</b> dedicated himself fully to taking care of his baby and managed to fail like 5 classes in the progress.<p/><b>Germany:</b> the only one who wrote down the teachers instruction on how to take care of the babies and managed to take care of it with ease.<p/><b>Japan:</b> just threw it in the closet and took care of it the day it was supposed to be submitted.<p/><b>Prussia:</b> tore it's head off after it didn't stop crying.<p/><b>Austria:</b> put it in his backpack and had the baby "pee" all over his books.<p/><b>Hungary:</b> Gave up halfway and gave it to china.<p/><b>Spain:</b> pretended it was a real child and spent the whole week buying it toys and clothes, taking it out to places, and playing baby games with it.<p/><b>S.Italy :</b> cried more than the baby.<p/><b>Poland:</b> painted it's nails and gave it a makeover.<p/><b>Lithuania:</b> didn't sleep for four days from the baby's crying.<p/><b>Latvia:</b> neglected taking care of his baby because Russia ordered him to fix his own.<p/><b>Estonia:</b> tried to hack it's systems so it couldn't cry but the baby shut down so the teacher found out and gave him an F.<p/></p>
Some Of The Best Hetalia Lines In The History Of Ever™

“I’M IN NORTH AFRICA RIGHT NOW AND I CAN’T TIE MY SHOELACES”

“Please close your legs.”
“I WANT THE CAMERA TO GET MY BEST SIDE.”

“Am I Catholic or Protestant?…God, I don’t know…”

“Oh thanks a million, next time why don’t you just stab me in the chest wITH A SPATULA”

“Wow I look exactly like you, a big douche-bag.”

“CHECK IT BEFORE YOU WRECK IT”

“Winter can suck my jingle bells!”

“YOU CAN’T GOOGLE THINGS IN 1942 YOU ASSHAT”

“I once killed a man with his own mustache and a grape.”

“EAT LEAD, YOU POTATO SUCKING BITCH!”

“My milkshakes bring all the boys–” “TO HELL WITH YOUR MILKSHAKES”

“I AM GOING TO KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD”

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Continuing with that au where the Nations are public figures. All the nations that participate (weather they make it to the finals or not) in euro vision attended the final show. And of course the nation hosting the event co-hosts with the other human hosts. Which would be pretty unfortunate for this years hosts having to deal with Sweden’s face.