Real World Jobs: Allied Edition

Here is what we think! Let us know if you agree! Also feel free to send in more asks! We love seeing how creative you all are! Love you all! -Admins Sarah and Jay

America: Teacher
Alfred would be that cool teacher that kids probably call by his first name and go to for anything. His main subject would be history (obviously), but he would be really good at science, math and anything sports related. Alfred would cheer on all the students, even if they aren’t in his class or even the grade he teaches. That being said, Alfred would prefer to teach high school. High school is hard and it sucks, so he would try to make it bearable and fun!

England: Librarian 
Is anyone surprised? Arthur would love to be surrounded by books everyday and be able to read on the job. He would love to organize all the shelves, and despite seeming grumpy, he would get so excited to talk to anyone about books, especially if it helps them find a good read or with a project/paper. Though don’t mess up his perfect library, or you may receive a nasty glare.

Russia: Ice Cream Shop
Ivan really does like to make people happy, especially kids. He knows he can look scary, but behind an ice cream counter and wearing a cute uniform, who can look scary? He would be all smiles for the kids and love making their frozen treats. As long as his customers don’t go out of their way to be rude, he would love his job! 

France: Hairdresser
You want to look fabulous? You know where to go. Francis would be the best hairstylist in town, not to mention giving people fashion tips too. He would do it all! With as much style and grace as he has, it would be a sin not to share it! Francis would love to make people feel confident and sexy with their new haircuts, or repairing what a less talented stylist wrecked. It’s all in a days work for a fashionista like him!

Canada: Nurse
Matthew has a gentle touch and a kind demeanor. He would be the best nurse around. He would always be quiet and gentle with his patients and making sure they feel as good as possible. If they ever needed cheering up, he would gladly sit with them and talk to them, or make a joke to get a smile from them. The perk for him would be that as a nurse, no one can ignore him since they see him all the time. Plus, he really loves to help people and get to know them. 

China: Gourmet Chef
Yao is the king of mouthwatering food. He would be a chef in high high demand. Every meal would be perfect and not to mention expensive. Though don’t be fooled, he would love to cook for anybody! That includes making large meals and feeding anyone who is down on their luck. 

Things only in Hetalia

• An entire religion based on a character.

• Hetaoni and Dreamtalia.

• Gutters and Danish Slaughterhouse

• 23.5

• Being able to trigger an entire fandom at the mention of Davey, Pineapples, and Jeanne D'arc

• 5 minute episodes, 4 seasons.

• Russia’s hands.

• 2p Hetalia

• The elusive 3p Hetalia

• Fucking micronations

• Direct 3rd wall breaking like in the office

• Gay Countries™

• Every Hetalian suddenly knows how to perfectly cook pasta

• Vocaloids made for the characters in Hetalia; Hetaloids

• All Hetalians know at least bits and pieces of several other languages OTHER than Japanese like other weeaboos; Examples include German, any Nordic language, French, Italian, and Spanish (All of which I can say bits and pieces of)

• Ace-ing history class

• Asking your history teacher what Prussia is, and where Liechtenstein is, and if Sealand is considered a country

• Everyone can voice act well or do at least one good or great impression of a character

• Being able to name more countries off the top of your head than anyone else

• Dark Lord Hima

• Studio Dean Animation

  • China: America, your dinner's on the counter.
  • America: cool! Thanks, mom.
  • England: d-did you just call China 'mum'?
  • America: yeah? Don't we all?
  • China: I am NOT your mother!
  • France: but you respond to us whenever we accidentally or purposely call you mère.
  • Russia: yep, even when we call you in our own languages~ It's like your nickname in the group~
  • China: f-fine, then I won't respond whenever you call me 'mom' or anything like that! I'm not your mother!
  • America: yay, I don't have to eat my veggies then-
  • China: What? No excuse, I want those vegetables completely eaten! No one's going to waste any food in my watch! I've worked too hard growing those vegetables for it to go to waste! Plus, Russia eats his vegetables! Why can't you be more like him??

meowdoglover  asked:

Hahaha, I know I already sent you guys some, but I'm tired and still have another class to go to so yeah, you guys cheer me up and give me motivation! May I please ask how the 1ps meeting usually goes? I love your 2p one!<3

Awww yeah, let’s hope this cheers you up! -Admins Sarah and Jay

America: “DUDES! Ugh…nevermind…”
Alfred would be talking and trying to get his ideas across, but since no one really takes him seriously he would just sigh and sit down. If he isn’t trying to talk and get his point across he would be on his phone looking at anything to get his mind off the meeting. Maybe texting Matthew or sending him jokes as he browses the internet or plays games on his apps. Mostly he would be counting down the minutes until he can get away from everyone.

England: “Listen up you bloody idiots!”
Arthur would be yelling at Alfred to pay attention or have serious ideas, arguing with Francis and just exasperating himself. He would be so tired from yelling that he would hardly be paying attention to anything else. After a while, he would just huff and sit down as he checks the clock for how soon he can leave. He would just be tired and need time alone to recharge and relax so he doesn’t bite someone’s head off. Mainly Francis.

France: “Hm? Oh no, I am listening..sort of.”
Francis would occasionally listen to what was going on in the meetings. Though, much of his commentary would come from him randomly joining in on the conversation to add something that he thought, or arguing with Arthur or Alfred. Sometimes when the topics would bore him he would use his phone under the table, probably on Instagram trying to decide what filter looked best with his latest picture, or drawing crude drawings over pictures of Arthur.

Canada: “Excuse me-!…What about-…okay…”
Matthew would be used to being talked over, ignored, cut off, all of it. He would try to talk when it applied to him, or he had something useful to say, though sometimes they wouldn’t hear him or they would brush off his comments. Whenever he would just sit there he would probably doodle on the side of his papers, or be throwing paper balls at Alfred when Alfred wasn’t looking, chuckling as he watches him look around frantically.

Russia: “Are we ready to do the arguing?”
Ivan would walk into the meeting room ready to fight, and I don’t mean he walks in looking to pick a fight with someone (*cough* Alfred…*cough cough* Arthur..), but, he is always ready to deal with the arguing that surrounds them in the meeting room. It would remind him of home! Whenever he would get bored or need a break, he would most likely knit under the table, after all, he may need a new scarf! (that is actually a head-canon, look it up!)

China: “You all are so dumb. I’m done.”
Yao is the oldest and therefore has the least amount of patience with the others. He would be trying to get his ideas across and if the others weren’t listening or too busy arguing, he would just shake his head and yell at them…or hit them with his wok, you know, whatever happens first. But Yao would just look at them all and get a little sad that they couldn’t work together. 

“As countries that will live for undoubtedly hundreds of years more, the past cannot be dwelled upon. Wars, invasions, betrayals. They are things we must acknowledge but move on from and reprieve. Including the disintegration of the Prussian state. However, as Ludwig, as the younger brother of Gilbert who lost his only sibling to your hands; I will never be able to forgive you. For as long as I bear the name Beilschmidt, and remember.”  

referencing the allies disintegrating Prussia after WW2!! 

Anyways this was inspired by the same scene in the Risorgimento doujin! I like to believe they have a super strong sibling relationship but i also enjoy angst so :3 (only my own angst cuz other angst makes me sad and cry LOL)