aph!romano

  • Banker:800, 900, 1000.
  • Liechtenstein:Do you know how much is still in the account?
  • Banker:Eighteen dollars and four cents.
  • Switzerland:Whoa! That's a lot left over.
  • Liechtenstein:Okay, you wanted to hold $1,000 cash in your hands... [hands him ten $100 bills]
  • Switzerland, really excited:!!!....that's super disappointing.
  • ~five minutes later~
  • Banker:998, 999, 1000.
  • Switzerland, holding one thousand $1 bills:YES! Now THIS is what I imagined! Hahaha!! Have you ever seen this much cash in your entire life??
  • Banker:I just handed it to you.
  • Switzerland, suddenly very serious:Nickels! I want nickels. A BILLION NICKELS.
  • Liechtenstein:No, big brother-
  • APH China:I'm just saying, you should have put 'Spoiler Alert' on all of those tweets. Also, NSFW. A lot of what you wrote was really profane.
  • APH Hong Kong:That movie's 25 years old, Wang. And if you don't like how I tweet, don't follow me.
  • APH China:What are you doing now? I'm talking to you.
  • APH Hong Kong:I'm live-tweeting this dumbass conversation.