apartment adventure


So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.


lots of people have been asking me if I ever figured out where the kiwi came from. So to provide an update on the magical kiwi … one day I took a nap and had a dream about those creepy spiders that hide in bananas and I thought like oh my god this kiwi is gonna be full of spiders. So I woke up and promptly put the kiwi in a ziploc bag. To contain the dream spiders.

The kiwi sat on the counter for a few days, then got moved to the top of the fridge to get it out of the way. It sat there for a couple weeks. It never appeared to go bad? I did eventually throw it out, just because I was confused about it and neither of us were ever going to eat the kiwi.

Never found out why the kiwi was in my kitchen. I guess we’ll never know.


Kiwiny is following me on twitter now.

anonymous asked:

Listen listen, listen. I love your Lup and Taako. So much. a lot. but when they stand next to each other IPRE days and there's no color I CAN NOT tell them apart AT ALL. I love them so much I wanna tell my twins apart help :<

my hc is that the only difference between them is that taako has buck teeth heres a handy timeline


heeey i’m really glad ya’ll like the fantasy au so here’s more solid designs

i’ve been thinking about the story (if you have any cool ideas let me know)
The all live in a gigantic kingdom, Michael and Jack are Lords (lord of the lads and lord of the gents) Michael’s a rowdy boi while Jack is loved by all. Jeremy is a hunter/mercenary and sometimes teams up with Ryan (also a mercenary) and is also a friend of Michael. While Ryan is known by Jack he’s not really close to anyone and thereby not entirely trusted (like a cryptic legend w his precise murders). Geoff’s like a bard/traveler who’s just out around making friends telling stories and always welcome in Jack’s home and also familiar with the lads (his weapon is the blowgun) Gavin is Michael’s personal loyal archer with an incredible sight (slow-mo sniper) and also a friend of the other lads and Geoff.

i haven’t figured out their adventure (the plot) yet other than 1 person will know of the legend and have to convince the others to join them on the quest and then during it their teamwork is gonna be tested for better or worse

there’s a lot more to this but for right now…. damn, this was supposed to be a doodle

@doing-that what are you doing to my heart ? that au is killing me inside out


He was quiet for a moment, letting him bask in the weird blend of terror and happiness that’d leeched into his chest, the fluttery rush that felt like accepting his job as a Camp Campbell counselor, or graduating high school. That mix of “I never thought I’d be here” and “so what now?” — and goodness, he’d really never thought he’d be here.

On the floor of his girlfriend’s kitchen. The girlfriend he was in love with.

The girlfriend who scared the living heck out of him.

Maybe a little less than a year ago, I got a message from someone asking if I would beta their Gwenvid fic. I don’t usually do stuff like that, but I was also content-starved and thought “You know what? Why not.”

and it turned out to be /really/ good

Anyways, thanks for being so cool and encouraging and for letting me ramble about things fandom and otherwise, you’re amazing and talented and I’m so honored to be involved in anything you do

forestwater87, Happy Birthday, and I wish you many birthday wishes and an accomplished and blessed year, this year and for many more to come! ♥♥♥

Anonymous also requested Daydreamer by Young the Giant, so this is that!

Listen, there is so much that could be done with this song. I considered a lot of ideas. But that line “Just tell me you know my face” really stuck with me; I’ve had an idea rattling around in my head for a bit, and this seemed like a good opportunity to explore it. So Anon, I hope you don’t mind if this one’s a bit of an au for the song (sort of an alternate scenario, really). (If you hate it or it’s not what you wanted I promise I’ll write you something else, you have my word.)

Also holy shit this got long I apologize in advance??


It’s so affected, / That color corrected night / But you’re falling fast / Through plastic skies / And here you look reflective / So disconnected / It’s not real life  / Open your eyes and breathe / Everything’s in its right place / But nothing gold can stay / Just tell me you know my face!

Taako has the magical umbrella for about two minutes before Magnus breaks it. 

One minute it’s in Taako’s hands and he’s having some weird, buzzing connection with an inanimate, magical object, and the next Magnus has tripped over some uneven flooring in his eagerness to see, knocked it to the ground, and landed on top of it. There’s a loud crack and some smoke, which has Magnus scrambling away and Taako rolling his eyes because this is why we can’t have nice things, Magnus, and then there’s someone else in the room with them, and she demands attention.

She’s a lich, and she’s smiling, and she’s laughing. There’s nothing threatening in the sound, though her voice does have a strange echo; she sounds genuinely delighted. When he looks at her face the details of her features slip from his mind as soon as he takes them in, but he can tell that she’s smiling. She’s looking right at him.

“You found me. You finally fucking found me! Fuck, Taako, how long has it been? It’s been a while, right? I missed you.”

Magnus and Merle turn to look at him as if Taako has any extra insight about what’s happening, and he shrugs. People know his name, but no one ever misses him. That would imply a level of personal connection that Taako just doesn’t have with anyone.

The lich is waiting for him to say something, expectant. Taako clears his throat. “Well that's… nice. I wish I could return the sentiment but I’m having a hard time placing you, I do a lot of shows you know…”

She seems… unimpressed, and maybe a little hurt. “Okay, I get it, I shouldn’t have left like that with only the note. It was a shitty move and I’m sorry. I should've… asked you to come with me or something, let you know what I was doing, anything else besides just disappearing. But fuck, Taako, I didn’t mean to - can we do the ‘I’m pissed at you for leaving’ routine later? I’ve been waiting for you for what feels like years.”

None of it makes sense, and Taako has no idea what to do with it. He’d like to drop the act, but there is no act; there’s just him and this stranger and a couple of slightly-less strangers in this cave, and there’s no reason for him to feel like what he’s about to say is needlessly cruel. But he does. “Uh, no hard feelings? Don’t even worry about it, I’ve already forgotten the whole thing.” He waved a hand as though waving whatever she was talking about out of the air between them. The lich smiled. “Bit of an awkward question though, could I get your name? Seems that’s slipped my mind as well.”

And, well. He couldn’t describe the expression on her face after that. This time, it wasn’t the fault of her strangely unmemorable features.

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Honestly this was just an excuse to see Saitama in a black top again. He looks good in one, and since Genos accidentally burnt up his original in the manga, it’s pretty much up to imagination now lol.

Saitama © ONE & Yusuke Murata

Drawing © Anjelzjelly129