Stage one; Intense fangirling/boying beside each other

Stage two; OTP moments get too intense one of you starts getting physical to release your inner dying excited urge

Stage three; one of you dies, and whoever survives hosts their funeral

you ever start to read the summary of a fic and with each word you get more and more excited because the idea for the story seems so cool and the you get to the last sentence and it ruins it completely like what the hell i was rooting for you