You ask why my favourite colour is purple?

…no reason

Rivalry Ship Logic
  • Me: *sigh* they're like, fated.
  • Friend: Don't they hate each other
  • Me: UM NO silly that's just sexual tension
  • Friend: They're running out of insults to call each other
  • Me: so?
  • Friend: They only glare at each other and interact only when there's some high level of violence present
  • Me: so?
  • Friend: ...will it take one actually killing the other for you to stop shipping them together
  • Me: yep
  • Me, a minute later: maybe