A long time ago, when we did shows at live houses, we would get catering, but the dressing rooms weren’t that big…
And they would tape garbage bags – I mean they still do it – but they would tape them to the corners of the tables. And someone kept throwing out their natto containers in the garbage bags, so all around that table it would smell like natto. And I was like, “I’m seriously leaving this band.”
awwww yeah look at best girl look at those cuteass monsters look at her kick aaaaAAAAAAA AA AAHAH NO NO STOP DO NOT DO THIS WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS IT IS ONLY EPISODE 7 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Aoi experiences his first Abe-chan story and he LOVES it (Rajigaze Jan 20)
Reita (reading mail): “I’m the twice-divorced Abe-chan who’s always dating shit men. No matter how old men get, they still want young and pretty/cute women, don’t they. I’m a nurse, and one day a patient pushed the call button, so I went over and kindly asked, ‘what can I do for you?’ He just looked at me and without saying anything he pushed the call button again. I said, ‘but I’m right here,’ and the patient, who was an 86 year old man btw, says ‘change,’ and pushes the button again” (laughing) “I asked him, am I not good enough? And he just nods deeply and says that he doesn’t want an ugly 40-something. The two husbands I had before would say I had a cuteness they’d never get tired of, but then they would turn around and call me ugly. I guess I’ve never really been spoiled by a man before. But I can live without relying on a man!! I’m gonna become a Buddhist priest!!!!”
Aoi: I like Abe-chan!
Reita: She’s like…a positive pessimist.
Aoi: But…she’s been married twice right?
Aoi: That’s amazing
Reita: It must mean she’s charming, right?
Aoi: Aww Abe-chan….
Reita: But they pressed the call button on her again
Aoi: Stuff like that actually happens…..
Reita: I guess it does (chuckling)
Aoi: Dang….I see…..
Reita: All we can say is I see
Reita: We can’t say anything to u
Aoi: So she sends mail often?
Reita: She does! Last time, on the Christmas episode, she talked about…I guess it was her first husband? They were married at the time, and she’d gotten off work early, so she bought a cake and came home dressed as Santa, when she saw black heels in the entrance. And then she went inside, and saw her husband cheating on her. So, she threw the cake in the woman’s face, and shoved chicken into her husbands mouth, screamed Merry Christmas, and left the house.
(Aoi is dying laughing and clapping)
Reita: Abe-chan….really is crazy…..
Aoi: (wheezing) This is the most I’ve laughed this year
[Honestly Aoi is laughing so much at this part and it makes me so happy so I strongly urge u to listen https://youtu.be/OQ8w4BzEpgY?t=13m59s this is around where Reita is telling the climax of the story]
Reita: Yes, here at Rajigaze we are fans of Abe-chan.
(HE’S STILL LAUGHING)
Reita: Maybe someday we can speak to her on the phone.