aoi funny

ruki is checking the sound and he is making the most distracting noises i have ever heard in my life 

Ruki: “Ho Ho Ho Ho He He He He He He He”
“SUSTTSUsutEeEHH”
“He He He HEHE he he he HO He He”

‘’Why was Aoi Asahina even in this game, she was probably just the fanservice’’

‘’Why didn’t they keep Teruteru’s old design, he was so good looking unlike now :/’’

‘’I was so happy when Hifumi died, pointless character’’

‘’Touko and Genocider is the same person -.-’’

‘’Yasuhiro and Akane did nothing in the whole game, and they survived, wth?’’

‘’OMG KOMAEDA DID NOTHING WRONG, LEAVE MY BABY ALONE, HE DID NOTHING!’’

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During the group MC, a girl called out saying “Shouta-kun is cute!!” but Shouta had said earlier he was going for a “cool” style for the live (which obviously did not pan out lol)

Terashima and the others joked around saying it should be called “Uta no Prince-sama Maji Love ‘Shouta-kun is cute’”

aoi and the natto incident
  • Aoi: A long time ago, when we did shows at live houses, we would get catering, but the dressing rooms weren’t that big…
  • Reita: Mhm~
  • Aoi: And they would tape garbage bags – I mean they still do it – but they would tape them to the corners of the tables. And someone kept throwing out their natto containers in the garbage bags, so all around that table it would smell like natto. And I was like, “I’m seriously leaving this band.”
  • (Reita bursts out laughing)
  • Reita: I’m pretty sure the offender was a type-B…
  • Aoi: Well, I’m not gonna drop any names, but…
  • (Reita laughing)
  • **ITS RUKI YOU GUYS OMG
DR1 Chapter Title Suggestions

Chapter 1

Who Are You People

Where the Hell Am I

Furries, Murders, and Middle School Memories

Why Wouldn’t the Douche Kill First

Guess This Is Our Life Now



Chapter 2

Traps Galore

POOL POOL POOL POOL POOL POOL POOL

Murder Mama

Byakuya’s a Cunt

BROJOB BROJOB WOO WOO



Chapter 3

DON’T INSULT MY WAIFU

Murder Chain of Infinite Pain

The Fat Guy Finally Dies

Kiyotaka Goes Super Saiyan

Trial By Fire

Please Leave Yaushiro Out of This

IT IS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY ANIMES

Fall Out Boy - This Isn’t a Time Machine, It’s an Air Purifier

Bathroom Scene


Chapter 4

Sudoku

Bullet For My Valentine - The Poison

Aoi Please Stop We’ll All Die

DISTRUST

TR-8R

My Laptop Died

Math With Glass Bottles

Stop Framing Each Other

SECRET TREASURE ROOM



Chapter 5

Aoi Got 3 Kids

Gotcha That Ending Was Fake

My Laptop Is Back

Into The Trash Where You Belong

WHO DID THIS?! [20 different emojis]

Fly Touko, Fly

WHY IS THIS CLASSROOM FULL OF DEAD PEOPLE

The Protag Is Dead



Chapter 6

Nevermind He’s Fine

Noodle Hat

Infinity Ladder

So Many Twists It’s Like a Twizzler Factory

Why Can’t Kyoko and Makoto Just Kiss Already

WE OUT THIS BITCH

Crazy Bitch

Oh Fuck The World Ended

Goodbye You Little Shit

Aoi experiences his first Abe-chan story and he LOVES it (Rajigaze Jan 20)

Reita (reading mail): “I’m the twice-divorced Abe-chan who’s always dating shit men. No matter how old men get, they still want young and pretty/cute women, don’t they. I’m a nurse, and one day a patient pushed the call button, so I went over and kindly asked, ‘what can I do for you?’ He just looked at me and without saying anything he pushed the call button again. I said, ‘but I’m right here,’ and the patient, who was an 86 year old man btw, says ‘change,’ and pushes the button again” (laughing) “I asked him, am I not good enough? And he just nods deeply and says that he doesn’t want an ugly 40-something. The two husbands I had before would say I had a cuteness they’d never get tired of, but then they would turn around and call me ugly. I guess I’ve never really been spoiled by a man before. But I can live without relying on a man!! I’m gonna become a Buddhist priest!!!!”

(both laughing)

Aoi: I like Abe-chan!

Reita: She’s like…a positive pessimist.  

Aoi: But…she’s been married twice right?

Reita: Yes.

Aoi: That’s amazing

Reita: It must mean she’s charming, right? 

Aoi: Aww Abe-chan….

Reita: But they pressed the call button on her again 

(both laugh)

Aoi: Stuff like that actually happens…..

Reita: I guess it does (chuckling)

Aoi: Dang….I see…..

Reita: All we can say is I see

Aoi: Right

(laughing)

Reita: We can’t say anything to u

Aoi: So she sends mail often?

Reita: She does! Last time, on the Christmas episode, she talked about…I guess it was her first husband? They were married at the time, and she’d gotten off work early, so she bought a cake and came home dressed as Santa, when she saw black heels in the entrance. And then she went inside, and saw her husband cheating on her. So, she threw the cake in the woman’s face, and shoved chicken into her husbands mouth, screamed Merry Christmas, and left the house.

(Aoi is dying laughing and clapping)  

Reita: Abe-chan….really is crazy…..

Aoi: (wheezing) This is the most I’ve laughed this year 

[Honestly Aoi is laughing so much at this part and it makes me so happy so I strongly urge u to listen https://youtu.be/OQ8w4BzEpgY?t=13m59s this is around where Reita is telling the climax of the story]

Aoi: Amazing.

Reita: Yes, here at Rajigaze we are fans of Abe-chan. 

(HE’S STILL LAUGHING)

Reita: Maybe someday we can speak to her on the phone. 

Aoi: This is so funny