The Signs Sleep-Deprived
Aries: "I swear to God if one more person has the nerve to look at me one more time… ONE MORE TIME… shit is about to go DOWN!“
Taurus: "Ah yes, how I love to suffer.”
Gemini: Never sleeps anyways so what’s the point?
Cancer: "Today is a good day to eject myself into the sun!“
Leo: Hisses at people that make eye contact with them.
Virgo: Runs on 2.7382 hours of sleep a night anyways and has developed immunity to sleepiness.
Libra: Doesn’t care when it is, where they are, or who they’re with, they will pass out on the spot and not even the force of God could wake them up.
Scorpio: "Fuck you, fuck this, fuck that, fuck her, fuck him, fuck them, and fuck it! Fuck EVERYTHING!”
Sagittarius: Throws shit and pushes people that manage to get in their “way” and wreaks havoc upon those who cross them.
Capricorn: "I’ll pay you big money if you murder me here, right now. Immediately.“
Aquarius: Sleep is but a Concept™ for the Weak™.
Pisces: They’re really only ever half-awake anyways so what’s the point?