Dr. Iplier: Bim, you should probably have a talk with Yandere. He’s playing with stuffed animals again.
Bim: Why is that concerning?
Dr. Iplier: [silent gesture to Yandere and his stuffed unicorn on the other side of the room]
Yandere: [cooing sweetly] Rufus, do you want to go and visit Wilford’s stuffed animals again?
Yandere: [snarling ominously] Rufus does not care for those peasants. They shall burn with the other heretics. Away, vassal, to the candy cabinet, where we shall feast upon the blood of the sugar cane plant.
Bim: Okay, I swear, doc, he didn’t learn that from me.
Contains: Edward Elric short rants read off by Yuri Plisetsky, what more can you ask for tbh
Yuri, basically, is short. If he was as extra as Edward Elric, then he would probably say a few things along these lines.
A/N: This was funnier in my head I swear. Basically I had the idea at three in the morning and it left me giggling and I wanted to see how it’d turn out, and I’d say not too bad. I hope you guys enjoy it and that it makes you chuckle at least, thank you for listening!