anyway star trek

A birthday present for my big sister @impextoo !!

She likes spirk so …. here is some spirk

So, I know Suicide Squad won best makeup, but can we just take a moment to appreciate the makeup in Star Trek Beyond anyway? I mean, just look at these:

First off, Kalara. The color gradient and the ridges are just gorgeous.

For Natalia, who only even in this one scene, they had to create super-light prostheses, AND they used a new iridescent, color-shifting pigment that had never been used in makeup before.

Those lights on Krall? They’re not CG. They imbedded fiber optics into the prosthesis. 

And Jaylah. Wonderful Jaylah, they made a “bulletproof” makeup formula that won’t bleed at all and then APPLIED ALL OF THOSE LINES BY HAND. 

I just… LOOK

AT

THESE

Season 1 Bashir: This is BRILLIANT, gonna practice RUGGED FRONTIER MEDICINE and have ADVENTURES and do THRILLING HEROICS and PULL MORE TAIL THAN JAMES T. KIRK

Season 4 Bashir: Have been officially dumped by everything in a skirt on the station. Adventures are scary. Major Kira is scary. Captain Sisko’s shiny bald head is scary. Also am fairly certain I want to fuck a lizard.

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choose your fighter

rikes
pros: large stick fends off the enemy
cons: conspicuous height

geords
pros: timeless fashion sense
cons: can’t play the mandolin

whiff
pros: the only one with basic self-preservation
cons: not a merry man

bevs
pros: miraculous healing powers
cons: sympathetic towards every opponent

bok troi
pros: +1701 willpower upon eating chocolate
cons: none. she is perfect.

dates
pros: head like a dome
cons: knows too much

listen i love vulcans and how hard they go in terms of logic yet will go even harder in terms of #aesthetic like. straight across bangs, blue eyeshadow and mating rituals with gongs and scepters require So Much dedication and maintenance, and are the epitome of Wasting Time, but u kno what’s even more important than meditating about the teachings of Surak? achieving the #Look  

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it would be irresponsible to leave whatever that is unknown.

Valentine’s as a holiday is garbage, but Jim and Spock hanging out to watch the sun rise on a farm is not.

trek