anyway look at hook

edgeworth assisting at the end of 1-3 is probably one of his best moments actually. like there’s so many factors that clearly fed into it. like. 1. you already broke his record so… that’s over with Goodbye perfection 2. the studio staff is hiding info from him Too so he’s just as blindsided by every development as nick. he has no idea what the hap is fuckening. 3. (cmon you just know he was hesitant to believe the steel samurai could be a killer in the first place.) it all adds up so eventually phoenix has… somehow actually Totally managed to convince edgeworth of his argument. but then nick stalls out and it looks like dee might get off the hook anyways and

edgeworth interrupts, certainly against his own better judgement, because he finds himself unable to let go of Phoenix’s line of logic just yet! can’t leave that end loose, he’s picking at threads and unraveling his own case! and. he can’t even think of anything :P. he putters on a bit uselessly. until he finally thinks of something? but then, he doesn’t stop yet he adds more on top of that even??? and more and now he’s working with phoenix no time to consider. there’s no going back no salvaging this so he’s going all in and riding that momentum for the rest of the case, until he finally nets himself a Second not guilty verdict. good going, prosecutor.

and then Immediately after the trial he crashes and actually thinks about what the fuck he just did finally. and the most reasonable way he can think of to handle this is to tell phoenix to get the fuck out of his school. beautiful???

So I think I’ve decided I’m not ready to date. Mostly because it just feels like so much work. Especially on top of working two jobs and single parenting a special needs kiddo who has dr. visits approximately every twenty minutes for the foreseeable future. 

Online dating is a nightmare. People are the actual worst. I’m apparently too much work anyway, not looking for the right things. Which apparently is either to hook up or marry pretty much instantly. As I’m not interested in either it puts me in a weird spot dating wise. 

Plus, you know, 35 year old single mom with medically fragile kiddo, social anxiety, mountains of debt and very little availability for hanging out: not exactly a hot commodity. 

I was sort of hanging out semi-regularly with someone but that fizzled when I wasn’t interested in jumping into bed right away and made the mistake of saying as much to him. 

So, I’ve deleted all the apps and profiles and whatnot. I’m just going to focus on getting Ava where she needs to be and getting myself… I don’t even know? Settled maybe? Actually divorced I guess would be a good start. 

Friends. I’ll focus on making friends. Dating can come later. 

Okay so the two biggest concerns I’ve always had about my appearance ever since I was a little girl were that I was too tall and my nose was too big

I know Amethyst and Garnet are these big steps forward in representation but please know that I’ve warned John to never ever ever take pictures of me in profile because my nose actually makes me that upset, but this weekend I told her to.

There are pictures of me in profile. And I okay-ed them.

It’s really the smallest thing in the world because there are tall white characters literally everywhere but Pearl is an ultra feminine character who is taller than men and has a big nose. She’s really important to Little Isa and I’m so incredibly happy that there was such a positive response to me cosplaying her

//okay I’m done now thank you

  • Hook: this isn't working, Regina you are so useless
  • Regina: shut up, I don't see YOU being able to use dark magic!
  • Hook: well I have a better idea!
  • Regina: your idea sucks!
  • Hook: I'm gonna do it anyway!
  • Regina: oh look it went horribly wrong and you're an idiot!
  • Hook: am not!
  • Regina: are too!
  • Snow: ENOUGH
  • Snow: you and you, stop with the squabbling, right now. We're going to find Emma and we're going to do it like adults, without stupid arguments.
  • Hook: fine
  • Regina: fine
  • Hook *muttering*: you suck
  • Regina *muttering*: no YOU
Friendly reminder that Hook was willing to get himself tortured and condemned by Hades and thrown into the river of lost souls rather than make any of his friends stay in the underworld

That right there is what you call character development and heroism

  • Charming: Hook! Mate!
  • Hook: Dave! Mate!
  • Hook: Wait what's--are you wearing guyliner?!
  • Charming: You like it?
  • Charming: Check out my new outfit too!
  • Charming: Now we match!
  • Hook: Whoah
  • Hook: you stole my look?!
  • Hook: not cool bro
  • Hook: anyway it looks better on me
  • Charming: What?!
  • Charming: way to break a man's heart bro
  • Hook: look I can't help it that being roguishly handsome comes more naturally to me
  • Charming: right that's it
  • Charming: *draws sword* I'LL SHOW YOU WHO LOOKS BETTER IN LEATHER AND GUYLINER
  • Hook: *draws sword* BRING IT ON YOU WANNABE