anyway it's a lovely picture of her so i won't take it down

Flip Phones Are Making a Comeback 🤙
  • iPhone User: How can you even stand it?
  • Android User: Stand what?
  • iPhone User: Your phone's crappy camera. Every picture looks like it was printed from a gameboy.
  • Android User: At least mine isn't an overpriced piece of junk that bends if you put in your pocket.
  • iPhone User: Excuse me? I think all of that extra price goes to making sure our phone DON'T EXPLODE!
  • Android User: It's only the Note 7 that explodes. You don't know anything.
  • Flip Phone: *rings* Hello, Moto.
  • *both phone users glance at it momentarily until it stops ringing*
  • Android User: Uhh, anyway. At least our phones aren't made in sweatshops.
  • iPhone User: You didn't need to take this conversation in that direction, but your phone is probably made in a sweatshop too.
  • Android User: Our sweatshops are 100% more humane than Apple's gulags.
  • Flip Phone: *rings* Hello, Moto.
  • iPhone User: Is that piece of junk yours?
  • Android User: No, who uses a flip phone in 20XX. I thought it was yours.
  • iPhone User: *picks up flip phone* It's so old, but it seems familiar.
  • Android User: Are you going to answer it?
  • iPhone User: No. You answer it.
  • Android User: Hell no! You picked it up. Why don't you answer it?
  • iPhone User: I don't know. Something doesn't seem right about it. I'm going home.
  • Android User: Don't forget to take your flip phone with you.
  • iPhone User: You keep it, as an android user, you're used to cheap pieces of junk.
  • Android User: Low blow!
  • *at night*
  • Android User: *tossing and turning in bed*
  • Flip Phone: *ringing grows progressively louder* HELLO, MOTO!
  • Android User: *picks up flip phone* Piece of garbage. Why do you keep ringing. I should just answer it.
  • Android User: *gets nervous* Why don't I want to answer it? Jesus, I just need to get rid of this thing.
  • Android User: *tosses flip phone out of the window* That's better.
  • Android User: *attempts to go back to sleep but ringing starts again* Fucking no! Is this some sort of nightmare!?
  • Android User: *notices their own phone ringing on their drawer* Oh. *answers it*
  • Android User: Whom am I speaking to?
  • iPhone User: Hey, it's me.
  • Android User: It's late, what do you want?
  • iPhone User: You know how it's just the two of us that hang out.
  • Android User: Yeah, what about it?
  • iPhone User: Didn't it used to be three of us that hung out?
  • Android User: No, it's been just the two of us since we were kids.
  • iPhone User: We had a third friend that we hung out with everyday. I know this sounds crazy, but somehow both of us forgot about her.
  • Android User: I have no clue what you're talking about.
  • iPhone User: That's the point! Like, she did everything with us, but I can't remember anything specifically about her. It's like someone took an eraser to my mind, but for some reason I have all these faint memories about her coming back to me and I'm freaking out.
  • Android User: Man, I think you just need some sleep. You sound crazy right now.
  • iPhone User: I'm afraid. I'm afraid that if I got to sleep when I wake up I won't remember you. I think something bad is going to happen to you.
  • Android User: I'm fine. My dad owns a gun. If someone tries to break into our house or something, they'll get their heads blown off. I guess we might have to deal with vengeful ghosts, but those usually take a few years to develop. Get some sleep, please.
  • iPhone User: Okay, goodnight... I love you.
  • Android User: Uhh, the feeling's mutual... I guess. *hangs up*
  • Android User: Overemotional, I swear. *attempts to sleep*
  • *loud knock at the door*
  • Android User: Goddammit! Dad'll get it.
  • *banging persists and only gets louder*
  • Android User: Okay, I guess I have to answer it again. *grabs one of their dad's guns and answer the door*
  • Android User: *aims gun into the dark night* Who's out there!? Who was knocking on my door!? ...No one. Fucking neighbor kids, I swear.
  • Flip Phone: *rings* Hello, moto!
  • Android User: Of fucking course. *screams into the night* I guess some PARANORMAL FORCE just magically put the flip phone on my porch. How about I just BLAST IT TO PIECES!
  • The Night: *stays silent*
  • Android User: *sighs* This has to be a stupid fucking prank. I bet that iPhone using "friend" of mine is doing this to set me up.
  • Android User: *notices the caller ID on the flip phone* Rebecca? Why is that name so familiar?
  • Android User: *answers phone* Hello?
  • Rebecca: Look below your porch. Look below your porch. Look below your porch. Look below your porch.
  • Android User: Fuck off. *hangs up* If someone really is below my porch, you can crawl out! I'll be sure to blast your brains out! I'm not afraid!
  • Android User: I'm a fucking idiot for this. *peers below the porch* There's nothing. This really is all some prank. *stands up*
  • *the front door is closed*
  • Android User: *checks the door* It's locked! Fuck! Okay, this is actually getting weird, but I'm armed. If anyone tries to mess with me I'll fucking shoot them.
  • Android User: *checks self* Where the fuck did I put that phone?
  • Flip Phone: *rings from the back of the house* ...hello, moto.
  • Android User: *sweats nervously* Okay, stay calm. Remember, you're armed. This is all a prank and they'll feel like fucking idiots when they realize they nearly got themselves shot over this. *walks to the back of the house*
  • *the next morning*
  • iPhone User: *frantically scrolling through phone*
  • Grandmother: What's wrong, honey?
  • iPhone User: I don't know. I'm looking for someone in my phone contacts, but they're not there!
  • Grandmother: Who?
  • iPhone User: I don't know! Ugh!
  • Grandmother: Calm down, honey. I'm sure you'll find them.
  • iPhone User: Grandma, did I used to hang out with anyone? Like, I regularly had friends over, right?
  • Grandmother: Well, I'm going to be honest with you. You've always been a bit of an introvert. But as long as you keep up with your schoolwork, it's no bother to me.
  • iPhone User: No, I had two friends, didn't I? Don't you remember them? You knew both of them by name. They were my childhood friends.
  • Grandmother: I'm not sure. You liked being by yourself as a child. H-Have you been using drugs?
  • iPhone User: No, grandma! It's just... I don't know. I'm lonely and stressed out and I don't know why.
  • Grandmother: It must be your schoolwork, honey. You're such a hard worker and you hardly ever give yourself a break. Remember, you have to take out some time for yourself to relax too. Studying is important, but so is your mental health
  • iPhone User: You're right. Finals are coming up. I guess I've been letting it all go to my head.
  • Flip Phone: *rings* Hello, Moto.
  • Grandmother: *takes phone out of pocket* Hello? Hello? Is anyone there? *hangs up* Strange.
  • iPhone User: Where did you get that phone?
  • Grandmother: I've had it for a while now. Is there something wrong with it?
  • iPhone User: No... not anything that I remember.

dmcreif  asked:

The diner scene in ".380" makes for plenty of interpretation. Was Frank telling Karen that it's better to put up with being hurt by someone you love (like Matt) than not have them at all? Or was he telling Karen to understand that pain is inevitable in a relationship as people simply aren't perfect and things won't always be perfect between her and Matt?

    Oooh, great question!

    We don’t see those two messages as mutually exclusive, so it’s likely a little bit of both– but mainly, we think he is emphasizing the former. Frank is certainly sympathetic to Karen’s situation, but his emotional state throughout the show is ruled by the death of his family. This colors his view of the world, impacts every decision he makes, and acts as his constant priority.

    He becomes interested in Karen due to her interest in his revenge quest, and then begs her for details about his house. (And we love the detail that Frank can’t bring himself to look directly at the picture she gives him. Even that is too painful.) He is willing to align himself with a criminal like the Kingpin for the sake of acquiring information about the massacre. Even his decision to sit in the diner with Karen and give her dating advice is a calculated move to track down the Blacksmith once and for all. After he comes into his own as the Punisher, he should manage the degree of “the dead don’t feel”-style distance necessary to wage his war, without this chokehold of emotional desperation getting in the way.

Frank: “The dead don’t get music. The dead don’t get beauty. The dead don’t get flavor, or color, or warmth, or friendship. The dead get purpose. The dead get a mission. That’s all we get.”

The Punisher (2011) #12 by Greg Rucka, Marco Checchetto, and Matt Hollingsworth

    …But as of this point in DD Season 2, he’s not there yet. His mission is vengeance, and it’s still an emotionally-charged one. He wants nothing more than to have his family back, faults and all, no matter what, and we feel that this comes through in his comments to Karen.

“People that can hurt you, the ones that can really hurt you, are the ones that are close enough to do it. […] I would chop my arm off right here, in this restaurant, just to feel that one more time for my wife. […] She was ruthless. She brought the pain. But she’ll never hurt me again. You see, I’ll never feel that. You sit here and you’re all confused about this thing, but you have it. You have everything. So hold on to it. Use two hands and never let go.”

    It’s not great advice, since it comes from such an extreme state of loss and longing, but no one should take relationship advice from the Punisher anyway.

  • Ghira: Alright, now listen. Sienna Khan is a strong terrifying leader. She will only show respect when given it so be on your best behavior. That means no rude comments and Speak. Only. When. Spoken. To. Is that understood? *Ghira said as He, Blake, and Sun are lead down an old street to a large abandon building.*
  • Sun: Why do I feel like that was only directed at me? *Sun whispered to Blake.*
  • Blake: It was. *Blake informed him.*
  • Sun: Well, that is just rude. *He frowned while Blake looked at him with a raised eyebrow.* ... Fair enough.
  • Blake: Look don't take it personally. Sienna Khan is the reason why the White Fang became violate in the first place. She is a firm believer in the only the strongest survive and is the one that started the grim mask.
  • Sun: Wait. Seriously? I thought is was, uh, you know who.
  • Blake: *Blake frown knowing who Sun was talking about as her cat ears drooped down.* It's true Adam was the one that made all of the white fang under him start wearing the mask but it was originally to show that he was her pupil.
  • Sun: So then that means...
  • Blake: Sienna Khan trained Adam to be the killer he is today. *Blake sadly admitted then felt Sun place a comforting hand on her shoulder.*
  • Sun: It's not your fault. That dumbass made his own choice and now he is going to be in for a big surprise when we are here to kick his ass.
  • Blake: If he tries to attack Sienna Khan directly.
  • Ghira: Which I doubt young Adam is that foolish. Sienna Khan is a fierce warrior and won't hesitate to kill anyone who challenges her. Even I had few... close calls with her. *Ghira frowns rubbing his side.*
  • Sun: Yeah but you still won right?
  • Ghira: Of course.
  • Blake: Weren't you in the hospital for three days after your last fight with her?
  • Ghira: It was a luck shoot!
  • Sun: Soooo, not to change topics about the possile butt whoopings you may or may not have gotten. *Sun slowly started as Ghira glared at his.* But What kind of Faunus is she? Is she a tiger? A lizard?
  • Blake: I'm... not really sure to be honest with you. *Blake muttered.*
  • Sun: What?! How could you not know what kind of Faunus she is after working for her for so long? *Sun asked with surprise.*
  • Blake: I rarely meet her and every time I did she always wore her grim mask hiding her face. Sienna khan isn't even her real name.
  • Sun: And THAT didn't immediately set off a few red flags when you let her take over. *At this Blake and Ghira both stop to Glare at Sun who held his ground as he crossed his arms.*
  • Blake: ... Point taken.
  • Ghira: Fair enough. *He and Blake admitted as they entered the building the leader of the White Fang has made her base.* However to be fair she only started to wear it when I and Kali had decided to take of as leader of Menagerie.
  • Rhino Faunus: Ahem. Excuse me for interrupting. *The rhino faunus cleared his throat, getting the attention of the Belladonnas and Sun.* Please wait here. I shall inform Sienna Khan that you have arrived.
  • Ghira: Very well. Thank you.
  • Rhino Faunus: My pleasure. It is the least I can do for you and your daughter. *The Rhino faunus bowed and walked off.*
  • Sun: ... He seems nice.
  • Blake: He is. He was my babysitter when little.
  • Sun: He was!?
  • Ghira: He was. Blake used to use his horn as a scratching post.
  • Blake: Dad!
  • Sun: That poor man.
  • Blake: Sun!
  • Ghira: Anyway, as for Sienna Khan's Faunus heritage, she is from an old bloodline of Faunus. One which allows them to either shows fully what they are or hides it completely.
  • Sun: What's that mean?
  • Blake: *Blake shrugs* It's only a myth. A clan of Faunus that-
  • Rhino Faunus: Sienna Khan will see you now. *The Faunus interrupted as he reemerged from the room which he enter before stepping aside to hold the door for them.*
  • Ghira: *Ghira nodded and looked back at Blake and Sun.* Are you both ready? *The two nodded and followed Ghira as they made their way into Sienna Khan's room lit by candles and a fire place. Once inside Blake and Sun quickly noticed dozens of maps of different kingdoms, Schnee dust minds and factories, leaders of anti-faunus groups with some that are crossed out, even photos of other white fang members, and what catch Blake's attention a small framed picture of half a picture.*
  • Blake: That's Photo. *Blake thought to herself.* They look almost like...
  • Sienna Khan: It's been a long time hasn't it, Ghira? *Sienna Khun spoke causing Ghira, Blake, and Sun to quickly turned to the fire place. There two chairs, open empty and the other that's back faced them where taken that shows a red armored gauntlet rest upon the arm rest, sat in front of the fire with a small table in between them where a large Grimm mask laid next to a small glass.* What bring you back? If its about what happened at Beacon, It's being taken care of if you haven't already received the plans on dealing with my pupil.
  • Ghira: Actually, this visit is to warn you about your pupil Sienna Khan. *The former leader of the white fang started taking a step towards it new leader.* Aside from leading that attack on Beacon, twisting what the White Fang stands for, and even sending his followers to track down and on my daughter. He plans on attempting to over throw you and taking over the White Fang.
  • Sienna Khan: Yes. I am aware of this. *She told them, reaching for the glass of liquor.* As well as the order that Adam has told his followers to track and find your daughter.
  • Ghira: You are aware of this? *Ghira questioned in a low almost threatening tone.* You were aware of the spies in Menagerie? You were aware that one of them attacked my daughter and nearly killed her friend?! You were aware that my daughter was endanger and you didn't think of warning me!?
  • Sienna Khan: *The leader of the white fang pauses while lifting her glass, Blake's ears picking up the sound of her turning her head towards her father.* The Towers are down Ghira. By the time I learned about Adam's obsession with your daughter, Whom I remind you betrayed him and broke his heart, *Ghira and Blake both notice a hint of frustration in her tone.* I received your message of wanting to speak with me. Which is why I will deal with it.
  • Ghira: Which is why I will be PERSONALLY be assisting you and the white fang hunt him and his follower down. *Ghira told her crossing his arms before Sienna Khan slammed her glass on the table hard startling Blake and Sun.*
  • Sienna Khan: You seemed to misunderstood me, Ghira. You may help our people find his followers to restore our tribes good name. But I will be dealing with MY pupil. Personally. *She told them, in a very threatening manner. However, to Ghira and Sun's surprise, cause Blake to step forward.*
  • Blake: Then I am going with you.
  • Sun: Wait What!?
  • Ghira: Blake. No.
  • Sienna Khan: Blake?
  • Blake: Adam was my partner. He was a friend... I have to take responsibility and stop him. *Blake begins.* It's my fault he is like how he is. It's my fault that he has become the monster he is now. It's my fault that now everyone I care about is in danger. It's my fault that the one I... The one I love lost so much... I need to make things right. *There was a moment of silence Sun and Ghira seeing the determination is the young huntress's eyes. Then to all of their surprise Sienna Khan rose from her chair as she spoke.*
  • Sienna Khan: Sure.
  • Ghira: Sienna Khan! *snapped as his successor as she reach for her dust blades sword.*
  • Sienna Khan: You can drop the title Ghira. I won't be doing this hunt with you daughter as Sienna Khan. Beside, *Sienna Khan said, turning to face Blake and Sun watching as an expression shock washes over their faces and stared right into Blake's eyes with her red.*
  • Sun: No way...
  • Blake: I don't believe it... You're... You're...
  • Raven Branwen: We have a lot to talk about.
the signs as drew monson instagram captions
  • Aries: Don't forget that I am the Tina. It is me you are gazing at in delight as you binge through your life of nothing. Will I murder you? No. Will I murder myself? Sexually. Disgusting how many of you failed to realize that I am and have always been, the all powerful T-Bird. Bow down. But before you do, take off your ass. Put it in the stove so it will be warm when I die on the floor. Chocolate milk cartons but the milk has been replaced with the stuff that comes out of blackheads. The children are crying because all they wanted was their cocoa syrup. Little assholes. Gigantic assholes. Family. Friends. Chandler. Monica. Tina.
  • Taurus: I am king of the castle. I will look at my balls and fall into a hole of dead fucking birds. I can't believe my horse kisses my shoulder in the rain. Randy? Yes, I'm home. Finding Nemo 2 is gonna suck. You can't nail it twice.
  • Gemini: Happy Bithday from Ellen. Polish the tits once a day. Always be nice to old person if they dick big. Show your dad a picture of his ass and call it a present. The truth is that Dad Ass is priceless. Nobody will die with a true appreciation of #DadAss. Big nipple snaps.
  • Cancer: I am so worried about how people think of me. Often I'll find myself thinking, what if my body is too much? Do muscles have a limit? Can an ass exceed limitations? Become dangerous? This morning your father told me something incredibly important: He said "You are so cute lol." It's things like this that keep me going. Yes, I am an entertainer. But I am also a tree. I literally have branches. That's so fucked up that there are leaves in your dick. Gerard Butler. Saltine sleeves. Jeffrey.
  • Leo: I'm so happy to be pretty for you. I guess I'm a little baby aren't I? Walking around in the forest and screaming about pancake asses. Such a bad little goblin while I take off my little salad pants. When you brush your teeth, think about how your body will sag one day but your teeth won't, they will just fall off and then you will die so much. Tag any of your friends you think would be interested in going on a date with me wearing this gorgeous outfit.
  • Virgo: I am a very beautiful bird. I fly into your bathroom as you are flicking pieces of mud off of Harry Potter Blu-Rays. Walking on the beach feels like wafting into my Tit Scent. California is the place to be for people who like licking other people's hands. I'm probably going to die while watching something on VH1. That sounds like some shit I would do. Salmon Ham Choo Choo man, he's home and ready to sprinkle.
  • Libra: A lot of people were wondering what happened with the log. The log has died. The log is a bowl of fries waiting for you at my funeral, baby. The log is mom. The log is a pig at the market. I can take the log under my arms and show you how to fuck Actual Oatmeal. Actual Oatmeal Bruce Willis. Little snack. Ariana Grande is on my mind. Just kidding. I gave up on her. You watch that show Hannibal? What the fuck. That guy is twisted for sure. Pop culture. Think about someone you hate. Now think about them in a fedora. Not so bad, huh? No. Worse. Dicks. Stop it. Melon.
  • Scorpio: It feels very good to be a beautiful big boy. I will heal you with my passionate breast glances while you snack on a VHS tape of your own birth. I will never die. Can you take a look at my body as you wash my Myspace password into the ocean? Little dicks with a mustache. I really will never die. I don't care who punches my Meat Boys. Who wants to see a fucked up ass? Everyone.
  • Sagittarius: The big nerd loves those tits. And an ass to boot! Wow. We can often find the time to appreciate a beautiful pair of Salty Ass Crowns. Going to the grocery store with my wife is crazy! We can never decide on which bird to kill. I'm disgusted by friendship. Why will no one look at John Stamos while he shaves his hairy hole? Hairy hole. Little princess girl with a snack.
  • Capricorn: I am so happy to be your perfect beauty. I will listen to Rihanna's music from 2007 while I bathe your prickly feet. You smell like sand as I push you off the top of a dick. Dragons exist, they are just living inside of the elderly. You say you love animals? Then go ahead and cut grandpa open. Fucked up to leave something so gorgeous trapped inside of a wrinkle cage. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna cry. A group of pubic shaving bumps organized their own Easter egg hunt in February because they have no concept of time but came pretty close anyway.
  • Aquarius: What color is the dress. Is it Foreskin? Is it Violin? I showed it to my mom and she told me that my entire family is immortal. I am so excited about this Dress! Hey grandpa, I love your blog. Hey sandcock, I ate your elementary school. The dress is important. The dress died. The dress is not a distraction. Go check your closet. The dress is in there. And your dad is holding on so tightly. He just wants to talk.
  • Pisces: Take down your Friday Pants and get ready for content. Diet Coke hanging off your mustache. Die, it coke. How did she die? She did coke. Stay away from drugs, except for love. That's what Kevin Jonas has taught me. I am so disgusting because of my Problematic Boobs. Jeffrey. Cat dick. Google what a turtle's dick looks like. It's fucked up. If you can't find it I'll show you one at the library.
a hella long list of random lyric sentence starters (pt. 7)
  • "I would never wish bad things, but I don't wish you well."
  • "Bet it sucks, to see my face everywhere."
  • "If she really knows the truth, she deserves you."
  • "Never again will I kiss you, never again will I want to."
  • "After today then there's nothing you owe me."
  • "I'm so glad that you came, I needed someone who loves me."
  • "Don't try to talk yourself into this love."
  • "You can't try to stay, you either will or you won't."
  • "You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry."
  • "I'm not a little kid now, watch me get big now."
  • "I feel like I'm just missing something whenever you leave."
  • "I'm taking back what's mine."
  • "You'll miss the slice of heaven that I gave to you last night."
  • "You're just a piece of meat to me."
  • "They say love grows, but I've only seen it die."
  • "I'm too young to feel like I'm runnin' out of time."
  • "I get so scared thinkin' I'll never get over you."
  • "Maybe I'll never get over you."
  • "I met someone new and now I'm scared to go all the way."
  • "I can't get through to you."
  • "I can calm you."
  • "I'm out of my mind; think you can wait?"
  • "I won't make trouble."
  • "I'll try, but I couldn't be better."
  • "Stay with me among the strangers."
  • "Hold on, what's the rush? We're not done, are we?"
  • "You can stay one more hour... can you stay one more hour?"
  • "You know I'm gonna find a way to let you have your way with me."
  • "You know I'm gonna find a time to catch your hand and make you stay."
  • "I'll be here when it's all done you know."
  • "What's the point in chasing if I can't enjoy your face?"
  • "I don't care what clothes you wear, it's time to love and I don't care."
  • "And if I was running, you'd be the one who I would be running to."
  • "I am not lying, I am just trying to find my way in to you."
  • "Love everything you do when you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do."
  • "I wanna ride my bike with you."
  • "It's not like I'm asking to be your wife."
  • "I wanna make you mine, but that's hard to say."
  • "Is this coming off in a cheesy way?"
  • "There's a little bit of heaven in everyone."
  • "Love will lead us all to smithereens."
  • "Everybody knows the world's about to end."
  • "I know those pretty actresses are calling your name."
  • "I'll be here waiting, I'll always be the same."
  • "You were supposed to be there by my side."
  • "When you say that you want me, I just don't believe it."
  • "You're always ready to give up."
  • "What if I need you, baby? Would you even try to save me?"
  • "I'm so sick of worrying that you're gonna quit over anything."
  • "Should I be scared?"
  • "You were comforting and quiet, how did love become so violent?"
  • "Everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me."
  • "I'm so unprepared, I'm fucking scared."
  • "Does it trouble your mind the way you trouble mine?"
  • "Have you given up?"
  • "I used to be a little bit shy."
  • "Speaking up to you about my emotions has always been hard."
  • "Don't let me stop you from doing what you want to do."
  • "Just don't pretend that you're into me."
  • "You tell me that I'm beautiful, but that could be a lie."
  • "What if I'm fallin' for a heartbreaker?"
  • "I'm always watchin' for someone to show their darker side."
  • "I was young, but I wasn't naive."
  • "My love for you was blind, but I couldn't make you see it."
  • "I loved you more than you'll ever know."
  • "A part of me died when I let you go."
  • "Chasing after you is like a fairytale."
  • "It’s all fun and games 'til somebody falls in love."
  • "I learned a lot about being a friend when I was alone."
  • "I've made more mistakes than you can count."
  • "Are you too nervous to be lovers?"
  • "Friendship's ruined with just one kiss."
  • "I can't keep starin' at your mouth without wonderin' how it tastes."
  • "I'm with another boy and he tried to win my heart, but it's taken."
  • "I'm giving you the lead."
  • "I won't make the move, you must make the move."
  • "Don't second-guess your feelings, you were right from the start."
  • "I notice she's your lover, but she's nowhere near your heart."
  • "I think it's very dangerous if we do not take what's ours."
  • "I'm winning you with words because I have no other way."
  • "I'd love to look into your face without your eyes turning away."
  • "I’d call you up but I know you’re not alone."
  • "Maybe all that we were meant to be is beautifully unfinished."
  • "I hate you and I love you and I wish you’d go away."
  • "I hate you and I love you and I wish that you would stay."
  • "Kids are still depressed when you dress them up."
  • "He doesn't think I'm that fucking dumb, does he?"
  • "Remember all the things we wanted?"
  • "All our memories, they're haunted."
  • "We were always meant to say goodbye."
  • "I didn't come here to hurt you, now I can't stop."
  • "You couldn't have loved me better, but I want you to move on."
  • "I know that you'll find another that doesn't always make you wanna cry."
  • "I love you enough to let you go."
  • "I grow fonder every day."
  • "God only knows why it's taken me so long to let my doubts go."
  • "I don't know why I'm scared, I've been here before."
  • "You never know if you never try to forgive your past and simply be mine."
  • "Will I ever know how it feels to hold you close?"
  • "I dare you to let me be your one and only."
  • "Give me the chance to prove that I'm the one."
  • "I know it ain't easy, giving up your heart."
  • "That basic bitch leaves finally."
  • "Was he yours, if he wanted me so bad?"
  • "She’s getting on my nerves."
  • "You don’t love her."
  • "Loving her seems tiring."
  • "I know you don't think that I am trying."
  • "A girl like you is impossible to find."
  • "I always swore to you I'd never fall apart."
  • "I may have failed, but I have loved you from the start."
  • "I can tell how much you hate this and deep down inside you know it's killin' me."
  • "Nothing I can say would change anything."
  • "Such young love, but something in me knew that it was real."
  • "I live through pictures as if I was right there by your side."
  • "You’ll be good without me and if I could just give it some time, I’ll be alright."
  • "I didn't think it'd happen, but I guess it had to happen."
  • "I want you back here, can't you see?"
  • "Gonna take more than just time."
  • "I know I did you wrong, but now it's said and done and I'm sorry."
  • "Yeah I took and broke your heart and your world was torn apart, but I'm sorry."
  • "Touch me when the lights go off... but don't fall in love."
  • "Babe, there's something tragic about you, something so magic about you."
  • "There's something lonesome about you."
  • "You call me on the telephone, you feel so far away."
  • "I don't want to play no games."
  • "I'm tired of always chasing."
  • "I don't give a fuck about you anyways, whoever said I gave a shit about you?"
  • "I wish I didn't care all the time."
  • "All I ever wanted was a simple way to get over you."
  • "I don't believe you when you say you don't need me anymore."
  • "Don't pretend to not love me at all."
  • "The passion's there so it's gotta be right, right?"
  • "Don't you ever say I just walked away, I will always want you."
  • "All you ever did was wreck me."
  • "I just wanted you to let me in."
  • "I thought you were my best friend."
  • "You're not the girl I once knew."
  • "It's such an evil thing to watch someone have jealousy."
  • "Nobody wins when you're full of envy."
  • "I was always happy when I was watchin' you become a star, but you were only happy when the world was openin' up my scars."
  • "You sold yourself for your fame."
  • "Did you really mean the words that you said?"
  • "Show me the truth."
  • "I should have told you, but I never had the courage and I thought you really wouldn’t understand."
  • "Tell me, are you who I thought you were or who I wanted you to be?"
  • "Why do I feel so deceived? Guess I believed what I wanted to believe."
  • "You're the only one who knows exactly what I mean." "You're not what I expected."
  • "You're the only one who knows how to handle me."
  • "You're such a great kisser and I know that you agree."
  • "I hope you can forgive me for that time when I put my hand between your legs and said it was small 'cause its really not at all."
  • "I guess there's just a part of me that likes to bring you down just to keep you around, 'cause the day that you realize how amazing you are you're gonna leave me."
  • "I will not make the same mistakes that you did."
  • "I will not let myself cause my heart so much misery."
  • "Because of you I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me."
  • "You should have known better than to lean on me."
Request: I Won't Miss Any Of You Bitches

Request: can you write one where the reader meets sam and dean outside of school as theyre there to pick her up, but they realise she’s being picked on and they both get protective, like dean threatens them and sam comforts her, then they ask her if she’d rather drop out of school and come hunt with them?? sorry if its a bit long :-( thanks anyway!!

Word Count: 847

I had way too much fun writing this. Thanks, I hope you like it!:)

Your last lesson is History. You’re learning, for the billionth lesson in a row, about stupid freaking wars of the 20th Century. You know it’s important, but when you know what you do about so many of its major figures… deals kept on the quiet, demon buddies, angelic assistance… it’s just so dull.

You’ve been hunting for the past five years, since you were merely eleven. After your mother was killed, you dad taught you the basics. Then he got killed too, leaving you on your own at the tender age of thirteen.

You survived on your own for three years, until a case came to town. There was no way you could handle it on your own, the nest of vamps. That’s when you’d met up with Sam and Dean, in the diner behind the school.

They’d gone to finish things off today, a text had informed you, and they’d be there after school, apparently.

As the lesson finishes, you toss your things back into your bag and go to make an escape before the halls fill with people, waiting to snag you and cause you upset. God knows they already do it enough.

“Hey, freak!” You hear from behind you. You sigh, and keep walking. You’re almost at the gate, you’re so close.

“Hey! She was talking to you!” Another voice says. You turn around.

“What do you want?” You sigh. There’s a long pause.

“You to go away.”

“I’m not going to do that.”

“God, she’s such a freak!” One of them exclaims. They all titter with malicious laughter.

“If I had a dollar for every time I’d heard that word.” You mutter. One of them takes a step towards you, and you step back.

“Ooh, we scared?”

“Not at all.”

You turn around and start walking for the gate. There’s two figures just outside and if you can just make it to themyou’ll be fine.

“Oi, Y/N!” One of them shrieks, her voice infused with laughter. You ignore her and head for the gate.

Sam and Dean meet up with you as you walk out.

“Hey, Y/N. What’s up?” Sam asks. You shrug.

“Normal high school stuff. Don’t worry about it.” They both stop, and you keep walking. “Guys. Come on!”

Sam wraps an arm around your shoulders protectively, while Dean marches straight at the girls.

“Oi, you. You know Y/N?” He demands. The four of them turn to him, wide eyed.

“Don’t go near her. She’ll curse you with her freaky Satanist shit.”

Of course, that one freaking time you pulled your sleeve up just enough so she saw the anti-possession charm on your bracelet.

“How dare you?” Sam mutters. “Don’t worry, Y/N. They’re not worth it.”

“You…” Dean takes a breath, trying to collect himself in his anger, “I have a weird-ass job. But you know what I do? I track down cretins like you and I get rid of them. So if I ever hear anyone say another word against Y/N, you make the list, alright?” He hisses, barely audible over the noise of escaping schoolkids. “Don’t so much as look at her, she’s so much better than you bitches.”

He stalks back over to you both and leads you to the Impala. You climb into the back, and they take thr front seats. Instead of driving off, however, they turn to you.

“We have to talk.” Sam says. You nod silently.

“We’re done here, Y/N.” Dean says. Your heart falls. You’d known it was coming, but you’d gotten pretty attached to the brothers in the two weeks you’d known them. “We have another case, we’re leaving. Tonight.”

“Oh.” You mumble, not able to get any other words out.

“But,” Sam continues, “We know you don’t really have any ties to this place, and you’re old enough and mature enough to make your own decisions,”

“Not to mention the fact that you’re pretty freaking cool for a teenager.” Dean adds. You all laugh.

“So, if you’re willing to leave school and stuff, if you want to come with us…” Sam offers. You grin.

“Wait, really? You’d let me tag along?”

“Absolutely.” Dean says. You laugh brightly.

“I’d love to. More than anything.” You say. The Impala’s engine starts.

“We’re going back to yours,” They’d been staying there, because it was easier, and didn’t cost anything as opposed to a motel, “But we’re just going to get out stuff together. Then we have to get going, okay?”

You nod excitedly. I never have to go back, I never have to face them again.

“Thank you.” You whisper.

“It’s really nothing.” Sam says. You’re pulling up outside your house in seconds.

You dash up to your room, throwing the bare minimum into your bag- clothes, toiletries, your hunting stuff, and a tiny photo album of your favourite pictures.

Right before you leave, you look back over your room.

There’s really nothing to miss.

And as you speed off into the sunlight to the soundtrack of classic rock, you realise it for real.

I’m gone. Goodbye. I won’t miss one of you.

a hella long list of random lyric sentence starters (pt. 11)
  • "We were close, never close enough."
  • "I'll come around if you ever want to be in love."
  • "You always had something effortless."
  • "At school you were the biggest deal."
  • "We were young, we were side by side, don't know when we started losing touch."
  • "I know our filthy hands can wash one another’s."
  • "There are roads left in both of our shoes."
  • "If the silence takes you then I hope it takes me, too."
  • "Brown eyes I hold you near."
  • "You’re the only song I want to hear."
  • "I've tried before to tell her of the feelings I have for her in my heart."
  • "Every little thing she does is magic."
  • "Must I always be alone?"
  • "I’m drunk off your kiss."
  • "This is becoming too routine for me."
  • "I did not mean to lead you on."
  • "It's all right to pretend that we still talk."
  • "It’s just for show, isn’t it?""It’s my fault that it fell apart."
  • "You were everything I wanted but I just can't finish what I've started."
  • "I still pick my friends over you."
  • "We're making our own history."
  • "This is the moment where it all began."
  • "Every single hero has to start out looking like me and you."
  • "We can do this if we really want to."
  • "Why mess up a good thing, baby?"
  • "It’s a risk to even fall in love."
  • "This is trouble."
  • "I don’t go out much like I used to."
  • "Why leave when I got you, baby?"
  • "It’s a risk but babe, I need the thrill."
  • "I never said you'd be easy."
  • "It could be lethal, sleeping with a friend."
  • "No heroes, villains, one to blame."
  • "The thrill is gone."
  • "We used to have it all."
  • "It's our time to go, but at least we stole the show."
  • "I'm not calling you a liar, just don't lie to me."
  • "I'm not calling you a ghost, just stop haunting me."
  • "I love you so much, I'm gonna let you kill me."
  • "When you kiss me, I am happy enough to die."
  • "Classy girls don't kiss in bars, you fool."
  • "You and that girl, she your girlfriend?"
  • "Pretty girls don't know the things that I know."
  • "I love this secret language that we're speaking."
  • "Never really thought we would make it."
  • "I don't wanna see the end begin."
  • "I never felt nothing in the world like this before."
  • "You could have stayed but you wouldn't give me a chance."
  • "Why does your pride make you run and hide?"
  • "Are you that afraid of me?"
  • "I will wait for you."
  • "You're still in love with me."
  • "You don't love me at all."
  • "You're a bad-hearted boy-trap, babydoll."
  • "You're so damn hot."
  • "So who's this other guy you've got?"
  • "Once upon a time, we burned bright, now all we ever seem to do is fight."
  • "I could've been a princess, you'd be a king, but no, you let me go."
  • "You really hurt me."
  • "I'm going straight to hell."
  • "You're going down."
  • "God, it hurts so much to be the bearer of bad news."
  • "Don't just dream in your sleep, it's just lazy."
  • "I am going sleepless and you're out of lullabies."
  • "You've got a dark heart, you've got a cold kiss."
  • "You always let me down."
  • "I'm a junky for the way that you please."
  • "I almost told you that I loved you, thank God I didn't because it would've been a lie."
  • "I say the damnedest things when your on top of me."
  • "I'm not the one that you want, I'm not the one that you need."
  • "My love is like a fucking disease."
  • "I'm the hardest mother fucker to please."
  • "They say you never miss it 'til it's gone; well you're gone and I wish I'd done it better."
  • "I miss having you close to me."
  • "I'm sorry, I promise I'll do better."
  • "Can we start again?"
  • "You needed something better."
  • "I want more."
  • "I try my best, but I don't ever change."
  • "Who wouldn't want it when he looks like that?"
  • "If I try my hardest, would you look my way?"
  • "Do you want to show me something new?"
  • "I know I want it far too much."
  • "Are you coming over soon?"
  • "Can I be what you like?"
  • "Don't try to fuck with me."
  • "This is the last time I am gonna put you back together."
  • "I'm sending pic after picture, I'mma get you fired."
  • "I can't stand these nights alone."
  • "You light up my cold heart."
  • "A love like this won't last forever."
  • "I'm not the one that you want me to be."
  • "Are we just gonna stay like this forever, floating?"
  • "I know I'm gonna let you down."
  • "I wish I could say what I'm feeling; I'm scared to let these words out."
  • "I can't trust you."
  • "This isn't fun anymore."
  • "Damn, I thought we'd make it."
  • "You never got to heaven but you got real close."
  • "I beg for attention in small doses."
  • "You play those hearts like toys."
  • "I'm the option you shouldn't have chosen."
  • "This is the night you'll regret in the morning."
  • "I always wonder how far we could go."
  • "We could be free."
  • "This is my life and they'll call it a song."
  • "Make myself a king."
  • "There's no one to blame but you."
  • "You need me there, ain't no leaving me behind."
  • "There ain't nothing here for me anymore, but I don't wanna be alone."
  • "I can be a lone wolf with ya."
  • "All the world is gray as though you took the colors with you."
  • "We don't talk anymore like we used to do."
  • "What was all of it for?"
  • "I just heard you found the one you been looking for."
  • "Shoulda known your love was a game."
  • "I just hope you're lying next to somebody who knows how to love you like me."
  • "Call your girlfriend, it's time you had the talk."
  • "Say it's not her fault, but you just met somebody new."
  • "Let her down easy."
  • "You never meant to hurt no one."
  • "I give you something that you never even knew you missed."
  • "Don't you even try and explain how it's so different when we kiss."
  • "Now it's gonna be me and you."
  • "You're not sure that you love me."
  • "Don't worry 'bout this heart of mine."
  • "You're gonna break my heart anyway."
  • "Get it over with and just let me move on."
  • "Don't concern yourself with this mess you've left for me."
  • "You not making up your mind is killing me and wasting time."
  • "I'm sorry, I'm really a mess right now."
  • "I'm trying my best to get it together somehow."
  • "Tell me where love goes when it's gone."
  • "Suddenly someone is no one."
  • "I'm sorry, I let me fall for you."
  • "You're the hand I can't hold."
  • "I don't want you back, I just want to have what you took from me."
  • "I'll come around again, I know it's not the end."
  • "Love leaves a black hole where it dies."
  • "How can I ever love again?"
  • "I see you with her and it crushes me inside."
  • "Guess I should stop thinking about you all the time."
  • "Maybe this is a sign."
  • "Maybe I've been blind to reality."
  • "You seemed so interested."
  • "Was it real or was it all in my head?"
  • "She's so pretty, you two look so great."
  • "It was probably just a silly crush anyway."
  • "I just can't help but think that we could've had something."
  • "Did you ever feel the same?"
  • "I promised I wouldn't do it again."
  • "Taught him a lesson he wouldn't forget."
  • "I hope you find a way to be yourself someday."
  • "Change can be amazing."
  • "I pray for the best for you."
  • "I wish you could be honest with me."
  • "Why’d you fake it?"
  • "Hesitation is killing me, too."
  • "I couldn’t save it."
  • "Friend, why don’t you love me?"
  • "Tell me you want me in your life."
  • "It helps that you feel the same."
  • "We started from a spark."
  • "We got dreams and they start right here."
  • "I cry like a baby when I don't get my way."
  • "I won't apologize when I make a mistake."
  • "Do you want me?"
  • "I got scars on my heart and they won't go away."
  • "Everybody knows I'm a little insane."
  • "I feel you don't even know I'm alive."
  • "I feel you think that I'm out of my mind."
  • "I just want someone to hold."
  • "You're looking at me strange like you want me to change."
  • "I think you're a saint and I think you're an angel."
  • "You give me something to think about that's not the shit in my head."
  • "You're a miracle."
  • "I gotta stay with you."
  • "You're a glimpse of bliss, a little taste of heaven."
  • "I know you're gone now, but I still wait for you."

anonymous asked:

I know many people are riled up about the kiss btw. Stiles and Malia (it's definitely her - just look at the ear studs, which are the same that were on oh so display during the shower scene), but it actually goes well with many predictions. To me it looks like she is kinda "feeding" from him (throwing herself into it) while Stiles is clearly taken by surprise. I just think of the line "The coyote, the raven- they're always hungry". I really think Stiles won't be into it the way ppl may assume.

If I can slip a title on this baby, it’s going to be “The Kiss Never Bothered Me Anyway”.

Because it doesn’t. Not really. I’m committed to a Sterek endgame and I’m not expecting the movie to automatically jump from the title sequence to the last 5 minutes. That wouldn’t be a good picture, after all. So I’m here for the duration, because I know the ending will be worth it.

Now, let’s take Malia out of the discussion, because I really can’t be fair to her. (See The Changeling) Instead let’s just focus on what’s going on with Stiles. 

Now, I’m not a 17 yr old boy (lol) so some of this might be off, but I’ve lived with them and I think it’s pretty close. Let’s say you are Stiles, okay?

You’ve had a rough time of it lately. You’re still having the nightmares, but they’re different now. In some ways, they’re worse. But you keep pushing on. YOu’ve been through Hell before, you know the drill; Keep your head down and keep going.

And yeah, you’ve been having some questions. About you, and about your sexuality. You’ve wondered if you’re the kind of guy a guy might find attractive. Would, for example, Danny find you attractive? Because, you know, you have eyes and you can see that some guys are damn hot! Like Danny, like Isaac, if you go for that kind of thing, Hell, you’re mature enough to admit that even your own brother Scott’s got it going on. 

Maybe, now and then, you think about him. You remember holding him, for hours. It wasn’t exactly romantic, you were both just trying to stay alive at the time, but afterwards, you remembered the feeling of his skin under your hands, his voice close in your ears, the weight of his body.

BUT, as far as you know he’s never shown any interest At All in guys. He’s twenty something- an adult who’s much more concerned with adult things then some kid. And let’s face it, he’s so far out of your league, it’s laughable.

You’re used to pinning over gorgeous people you have no chance in the world with. It’s cool. You understand it’s just one of those things. 

And in the meantime? Some how, after NEVER being the guy who gets the girl, there is this Beauty Queen who’s taking her shirt off any time you get within 10 feet of her! And maybe there might be something a little bit off about that- But Hey, Fuck You! Stiles can get the Hot Girl! Stiles can pull just as well as Scott! And again- Breasts! Did you see the Beasts???

Stiles had front row tickets to the Scott and Allison show, and he knows that sometimes even the biggest loser can get lucky and score the perfect girl. (He doesn’t like to think about Allison too much. He feels awful about that, because they were friends, but he just can’t.)

Breasts are WAY more fun to think about anyway! And hey, Were-person, much less likely to die in the shitshow that is his life. Bonus. 

And it’s not like they are going to be married or anything. It’s just not that kind of deal. One of these days she’s going to wake up and realize she could have some one so much better, hotter, faster, stronger, richer, etc. He’ll be okay, He knows better than to fall in love. Hey’s playing it smart and just enjoying the ride while it lasts. And if, maybe, sometimes he dreams of different eyebrows, of hard pecs instead of soft breasts? That’s no bodies business but his own.

Guardian Angel

Post “Quiet Minds”. The birth of a baby brings a visitor to greet it. RumBelle, Swanfire/Thief. Another tribute to Baelfire/Neal Cassidy.

Guardian Angel

It’s late and the hospital corridors are quiet when he pays his visit. No one would know he was here anyway, but he likes that it’s quiet: it’s nice that he could come and say hello just now.

He doesn’t know this place that well, but he finds his way easily enough to where he needs to be. He’s drawn by the new connection he feels: a new life shares his blood and he has come to greet it.

He smiles as he sees them: mother and baby sleeping soundly. The mother is as beautiful as he remembers: chestnut curls spread across her pillow as she sleeps. There’s a smile on her face and he knows she’s happy: he smiles, glad.

The baby stirs in the hospital crib and he looks down at her: his little sister. They’re centuries apart, but he feels such a strong connection to her, a protectiveness that warms him even though he no longer has a body: she’s family.

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