leela that liveshow was. a lot. so cute. Dan talking about love made me 👀
it was definitely a lot oh my god. one of my favorites in a long time and a real treasure trove of open stories, asides, opinions, and general insights into his mind, his opinions on work, his life, and of course, yes, his thoughts on love. i almost wondered if he was a little bit tipsy from the sushi dinner he mentioned going on since he’s always sort of told us that he’s pretty sensitive to wine (he was tipsy while editing that sims video when he left the flipside christmas party in december and he’d only had one glass of wine?) because honestly there was so much rambling and vulnerability in this that i wasn’t prepared for. uhhh, brace yourselves bc this is like,, the longest shit i’ve written about them in ages. i can always count on a dan live show to bring out my inner desires to write an actual novel haha
INSIGHTS ABOUT HIMSELF
the meditation bit. that was so lovely on so many levels. to know that he’s tried meditating is one thing. to watch him try to walk us through some of the fundamental tenets of a meditative mindset was another. it was so fascinating to me to hear him confirm the way in which he feels plagued by the onslaught of noise in his life, and crucially, for him, that’s all online noise—he kept talking about imaginary conversations, how all of our communication is text on the internet, and that he ingests so many of those voices constantly and always feels their presence. even though that is a generalizable thing that all of us suffer from, to an extent, in a world where we’re so digitally connected, it’s staggering to think about the scale on which he has to deal with all of the white noise and that all of it is both distressing to him and also inescapable in that it’s the foundation of his career. i just see dan as being someone who is so internally conflicted about so many things and that includes, most centrally, the role of the internet and his presence on it, and it doesn’t take much reaching to understand why he must love and hate it in equal measure.
the hydration campaign. y’all i’ve been trying to track every stay hydrated mention since the one in pinof 8 when they literally made like a psa, with no explanation or context, about the importance of water and staying hydrated and just stuck it in the middle of that vid. i’ve lost track though bc they’ve worked it into nearly every video they’ve made since then and i WANT TO KNOW WHAT ITS ABOUT. i am adamant that it’s an inside joke of some sort. i don’t think they actually give a fuck how much water we drink lol. so today when dan was like “i need to find a way to work that into the next video .. .might already be in it,” and then at the end when he said he needs to leave to go “get hydrated,” i was living bc it was the most open confirmation yet that this is something they’re so intentionally doing and working into their vids. idk if it’s just a funny thing but … my instinct is that it has some sort of deeper meaning that only they know and i’m ANNOYED THEYRE ALLOWED TO RUB THESE JOKES RIGHT IN OUR FACES UGH. jk they can carry on w their married behavior but. i want it all to lead to some sort of announcement that they’re starting a joint bottled water business at the very least. or maybe its just a euphemism for sex. who knows. ugh
dan acknowledging his pretentiousness about music is all i’ve ever wanted. it’s so funny to me how just his self-awareness that he is very pretentious and particular about his tastes is all i needed to forgive him for all of it because what pissed me off more than anything ever about dan’s approach to talking about music were his flimsy attempts at trying to act like he was so accepting and tolerant of all people’s music tastes and that he’s some sort of diplomatic saint who respects and celebrates everyone’s preferences bc … literally no he fucking doesn’t he has never even tried to make it convincing hahah. so him just outright apologizing for it today in his usual self-deprecating fashion was like the funniest, best thing to me bc god at least he knows and realizes and like maybe now he can actually work on talking about music in the deeper and complex ways that he so clearly wants to. also as a music snob in my own right i feel him on this and i’ve always just found it way easier to preface every conversation w the clear statement that these r just my own standards and i’m a douche and i’m never actually trying to disrespect anyone who might like different things than me. anyway, i love dan
INSIGHTS ABOUT WORK & LIFE
i suspected and even posted about the fact that unexpected things might have happened this week that caused phil to be delayed in posting his video and dan to be all but silent on twitter for several days. i speculated dan may not have been in a good place this week based on his silence and also the way he seemed to teeter on the brink of quite overt negativity during last week’s live show. to me, today’s live show seemed fully in the throes of that negative headspace. there was a resurgence of bleak little comments about how he’s tired (of living), how he looks like a rat and doesn’t want to be reminded about the reality of his existence, how his life is a joke, how he can’t comprehend that anyone could draw inspiration from his videos or that his stories could brighten people’s days, etc. etc. all said as casual asides and mostly followed by little laughs as is his norm, but it was very reminiscent to me of the time in early january around his 2016 memes video and his first couple live shows of the year where he talked so frequently about craving death and feeling anxious and judging his own work output too harshly, and the constant pressure of scrutiny from his audience. i don’t think this live show was as bad as all of that but it’s clear that things might be a bit difficult right now and dan confirmed that himself when he stated that it’s been a challenging week in ways he can’t talk about with us yet. i was so interested to hear him say we could ask him about it in like five months though. literally,,, i put it in my calendar for august because i’m just so curious. we have almost no hints to go off of in terms of speculating about what it could be, but to me the fact that we would be able to ask him five months from now seems to suggest that it’s not personal (i jokingly wrote in tags that he and phil had gotten in a tiff this week lol) bc if it was he wouldn’t mention it at all i don’t think and definitely at the very least wouldn’t have given us such a specific timeframe about when we could ask about it. it’s likely work-related bc of that timeframe: a new project of some sort that will be out later this year, for which perhaps several planning meetings or deadlines had to happen/be met this week? it’s hard to say why that would put dan in such a negative headspace but he’s said before that he gets that way when he’s sleep deprived and he did just seem very very tired beneath everything. … also possible it could be about moving? maybe house hunting was very stressful and didn’t go to plan. late summer (five months from now) would be a fitting time for them to have made their move, and really it’s the only other possible thing i can think of with a timeframe that dan would specifically tell us. in any case,,, mark your cals for august y’all bc i actually can’t wait to hear more insights about this week even if we have to wait months for them.
that being said, the new dinof video is coming tmrw or the day after and he was still pretty vague about what it will be about. as i spelled out in completely unnecessary detail after last week’s live show i believe he was going to make the video about dropping the dinof user name but then changed his mind (this is the video he referenced today when he said “i was going to make a video but then decided it should be the next one” before going on like a 3-min rant about how sometimes he just feels the timing isn’t right to post a particular video.) so that leaves the field wide open for what this next vid could be. the only other hint we got was that it could be kink-related because the premium he opened that said “kinkshame me daddy” prompted him to say “well you’ll like my next vid,” but then he quickly walked it back as though to dispel anyone’s expectations that it would be kink-related? it was all a bit confusing. on that subject he did note down the idea of doing a video about going to the dentist back in a february live show, so there’s a high possibility to me that it could be about that since it’s like sort of (maybe jokingly) a kink for him, but he wouldn’t want to tease something that’s mostly NOT about kinks by saying it’s kink-related, hence his rapid back-tracking. but like. tbh who knows … dan is confusing and could pull something totally out of left field behind all of this quibbling. i mostly ardently agree with the way he told us to feel about it, which is to have literally no expectations or theories about what it could be hahah … best advice he’s ever given tbh
confirmation that he and phil will attend playlist this year, and a sort of allusion to the traditional lester clan april holiday in florida. probably means that he will join them again this year. it was kind of nice to hear him basically walk us through how all of their decisions about conventions and travel are made jointly, even months and months into the future, and to have no qualms with sharing that. he also just kept reiterating vaguely that they might have plans at various points of the year and idk about y’all but i feel like he’s trying his hardest to let us know that those plans involve each other and probs always will. could be work things (the same project that may have caused them stress this week), could, as he said in his own words back in january, be “life things.” could be both. but regardless, the plans are always danandphil things, both of them together, and i’m not sure how there is still a strain of people that insists on arguing that a moving apart or separation is on the horizon for this year. all of that is summed up in this one amazing exchange for me, when someone in the chat asks, “are you excited for australia again?” and he answers, “yeah, we are.”
i also really dug the insight about how he likes to structure his work in such a way that he’s working for three weeks straight with no days off and then takes a whole week to lose himself in a game. it’s very dan to be so all or nothing about the way that he works and to become consumed so completely by whatever’s at hand (whether it’s work or leisure) and although i might’ve suspected that that’s how he operates i don’t think we’ve ever heard him lay it out that clearly
INSIGHTS ABOUT PHIL & LOVE
that he opened this live stream with such an earnest celebration of phil (thanking him, literally, for existing and making videos even though it was technically a misspeak) was so lovely and not what i expected but it set a nice tone for the start of this stream. the bants-y way in which he acknowledge the subscriber gap was also a tiny bit noteworthy to me, especially in light of that ask i answered recently about how they must approach the subscriber gap. i argued it def isn’t something they are sensitive about and probs isn’t something they joke about either, but dan sort of showed that he might approach it w humor if the situation calls for it rather than ignore it altogether. interesting. he’s clearly so proud of phil and was a little flustered in talking about how exciting the milestone was. and then, relatedly, so so animated and excited about “promo-ing (awkward pause and sidelong glance) his pal” and the gym video. i fucking loved hearing his version of the story and how surprisingly soft and tender he sounded when he was describing phil on the phone asking for an exercise plan (like, his tone was verging on adoring there) and then the way he looked when he got back. the way that dan says “what happened?” when he’s recounting how he talked to phil after he got home literally set my heart aflutter bc it was sooooooooo concerned-sounding even in a re-enactment, even in front of thousands of people, so i can’t even imagine how worried he must have genuinely been in that moment. the thing w videos is that they allow these real-life stories that happen to dnp to take on a sort of surreal almost fictional feel bc of the storytelling dnp employ—videos have like a real narrative arc and they’re packaged to be entertaining so in some ways it’s easy to forget that this is actually a true thing that happened. phil lester went to the gym and threw up twice from over-exertion and came home in half the time he was supposed to be gone and dan, the worried partner, was there to receive him when he did. and then, of course, to get super angry on his behalf and tell us about it later. i was literally rejoicing to hear dan be so honest about his emotional reaction to this happening to phil bc it might be something he would have usually phrased another way (‘can u believe phil asked for this one thing and got this other thing instead what is wrong with people this is why we don’t go outside’) instead of literally just stating his emotion so bluntly (‘i was actually like really mad … like honestly i was so angry when he told me.’) that difference in communicating how he feels is so hugely important to me and it’s what gave the story so much dimension,, i could literally picture dan and his instinct towards protectiveness that we’ve seen time and time and time again when it comes to phil, just full of irritation, disbelief, and actual anger in that moment and he had no problem with telling us that was what happened. i nearly thought that when he said he couldn’t go to that gym bc he didn’t want to see kyle/leon, that he was saying any real-life encounter with him would end in dan giving kyle/leon an angry speech about his lack of professionalism and total ineptitude at his job. i totally believe that it would.
the other part of dan’s reaction that i feel is worth noting is the way that he immediately said to phil that he needs to learn to be more assertive in a knowing tone as though it’s something they discuss often and, to be honest, it IS something that has come up before over and over in the way that dan portrays phil. that he’s too “polite” to call people out if they’re abusing him online, that he believes in things like etiquette and courtesy, that his personality is adorable and, in not so many words, soft. we even have seen him describe it in certain specific real life scenarios. an example that comes to mind is when they were doing the joint live show in november last year and dan wanted to talk about the sound guy who fucked up his mic at dapgoose LA, subsequently causing him to loose his voice for the boncas. dan clearly wanted to go off about how incapable the sound guy had been but asks phil for permission basically, and phil tempers dan’s response a lot and recounts the situation diplomatically. a random example that also comes to mind from ages ago is in dan’s what not to do at the cinema video from 2012 where he talks about a scenario when he and phil go out to see a movie and he, dan, is assertive enough to both 1. ask for people to completely get up and move if they’re sitting in his and phil’s seats, and, 2. shush them if they’re being too loud. he even acts out phil saying “oh my god you did not just do that, i don’t know you,” and trying to hide. i feel like this is a difference between them that’s sometimes under-discussed or noticed because the main focus is always on their anxieties and insecurities and general distaste for human interaction. people also focus on phil making small talk with people in social settings and take that to mean that he is more confident and calm. but i earnestly believe that he is more reserved than dan in many ways and that includes in facing negative or stressful situations and dan, despite his own set of anxieties, has always been much more able and willing to demand and ask for what he feels he (or phil) deserves.
obvi the thing everyone wants to talk about (and i’m right there with y’all) is dan’s truly surprising decision to entertain a question about love and then give a definition of it. after a bit of waffling and dithering about whether it is or isn’t a social construct he seems to insist that it is a real feeling and defines it as “the fear of that person not being there mixed with sexual attraction.” super interesting to me because he seems to totally approach this question from his own perspective and experience which is why in the moment he seems to suggest that you need to experience sexual attraction in order to love people (and where does that leave people on the ace spectrum?) and, moreover, that love is definitely a feeling people feel (and where does that leave aromantic people?) he definitely interprets the question to be about romantic love rather than talking about something perhaps “safer” for his usual topics such as platonic love or familial love and it’s for that reason that i definitely think he was trying to say that this is what love means to him and in his own experience because i don’t think he would be so cavalier about conflating romantic and sexual attraction and implying that asexuality and romantic attraction cannot coexist in one person if he had had time to think about this answer rather than spontaneously deciding to answer it on the spot.
but that he’s speaking from his own experience obviously makes his answer profoundly interesting because he settles on, coincidentally or perhaps not, one of the only ways of expressing affection for phil by proxy that he’s ever been okay with sharing with us, which is that he needs phil around bc he can’t bear to be alone. this combined with the protectiveness/defensiveness he exhibits for phil pretty consistently, as well as the occasional recognition of phil’s creativity, are pretty much the full spectrum of ways in which dan ever talks about what he feels for phil in a public setting. it was so strangely emotional for me to hear him confirm that his fear of being alone and being without this hypothetical “love” is so fundamental to the experience of love for him that it becomes a big part of the way he defines it. i mean people make fun of dan’s neediness all the time in so many ways but he straight out confirms here that the feeling of needing your partner near you at all times and staving off the genuinely frightening prospect of the anxiety of being alone are so central to what he takes the experience of love to mean. and that’s true for both of them i feel because as “needy” as dan is, phil is just as attached, chooses to spend all of these moments with dan, chooses to call dan up on stage when he wins solo awards, chooses to travel and socialize and create and live with dan next to him always. the concerning degrees of codependency they exhibit are such common topics of conversation amongst us as outside observers that it’s very nearly startling to hear dan basically say that, yes, this dependency on this other person, this feeling of paralysis when they’re not there, that’s what love is to him, fundamentally. it’s the awareness that your life would be empty without them around. that is … concerning honestly, and as always i have some burning questions about how they make such an unhealthy level of codependency work but like. they do. they so clearly do. they have for so long and they show signs every day of only growing stronger and happier in their partnership, if that’s even possible.
then there’s the sexual attraction bit which like, sure. obvi.
i also thought it was immensely noteworthy that when he read out “some people never find love” from one of the chat comments he didn’t even try a little bit to make it relatable and crack some joke about being forever alone or even just a cheeky little “same.” like just, generally speaking, he approached this whole topic very much with the tone of 1. someone who has definitely experienced the emotion of love, 2. someone who is then trying to articulate the emotion of love as he experiences it, and 3. someone who still feels that emotion and is in proximity to that person to whom it is directed. there were no attempts at trying to say he can’t relate or that he doesn’t know (or to apply it to FOOD which he has said on countless occasions is the number one love of his life,) and if anything he got quite flustered and even red around his ears and cheeks by the end of the whole ramble. flustered but not actually uncomfortable, at least in my assessment. it was really so, so lovely and incredibly insightful. not a topic i ever ever thought i’d hear him venture into and certainly not in a live stream and certainly not in that much depth. to me the whole topic played out almost as though he couldn’t let some overly analytical smartass in the chat reduce this emotion that clearly means so much to him into a mere social construct or even a release of hormones (oxytocin). he needed to push back and play devil’s advocate, but instead of doing that in a contemplative philosophical way he somewhat accidentally got super personal with it and this ramble and completely rare look into dan’s experience w this particularly touchy emotion is what we got. it reminds me a lot of the vyou he answered back in 2012 about whether he believes in love, in which he is quite literally upset and completely rude to the person who asked it, saying “no offense to you but what kind of a stupid question is that?” as though he has never even entertained the possibility that people could not believe that love is a true feeling and emotion. it’s incredible to see that 6 years later dan has evolved in so many ways and is calmer and more thoughtful about so many things, but on this subject little has changed: love is so important to him and there’s no way for him to talk about it without immediately demonstrating that :( :( :(
“hydrate, meditate, contemplate, get a mate.” such a fitting closing line because is there any set of four directives that better encompass who dan is lol? overall such a good live show with so many moments of vulnerability and emotional openness. however dan really is in this moment i hope things only get better and better for him and that he can get over whatever hurdles have been holding him back from dinof and that he can edit/post this video and then let himself take that week off that he mentioned wanting, in order to play games and chill or at least get to a calmer place. love him lots :(((
• taeyong wants love
• taeyong is not afraid to show you that he wants love, well he’s kinda shy about it
• but he wants all the love.
• and he. will. GET. ALL. THE. LOVE. OR. YOU. WILL. CATCH. THESE. FISTS.
• okok jk, not really, but ok jk.
• taeyong is super nice honestly
• he rests his chin on your shoulders and the top of your head a lot like, watching tv? his chin is resting on your shoulder. cooking? his chin is resting on your head.
• PRETTY RANDOOM BUT he answers all of your questions like, no matter what.
• “TAEYONG. RED OR BLUE?”
• “…mmmmm…. you look good in red. so. red.”
• he looks so good in like, sleeveless shirts
• he’s so passionate about dancing and he loves it when you love his dancing and he’s just so bashful whenever you talk about his dance skills
• he looks good while dancing in sleeveless shirts and he knows you like it. he. knows.
• he knows most of your weaknesses but sometimes he doesn’t know that the slightest “hand brushing through wet, just showered, hair” action drives you crazy and kills you inside
• “…are you ok????” //the tiny shy laugh he does whenever he’s kinda confused of flustered//
• “…um….TAEYONG ARE YOU COLD I THINK YOU’RE SUPER COLD I’M PRETTY SURE IT’S YOUR WET HAIR HERE LET ME…JUST…DRY IT FOR YOU. TAEYONG GO GET THE HAIR DRYER. LET’S GO TAEYONG. YOU’RE GONNA GET A COLD AND-”
• taeyong is like, lowkey (HIGHKEY VERY) protective over you
• esp w the members
• he won’t even share you w the younger baby rookies
• “jaemin don’t… don’t touch her” and he whines
• “hyung…hyung i high fived her”
• “i…knew that ok that’s ok.”
• he’s kind of… ok he’s not over protective and stops you from meeting people or hugging people but honestly he’s like “…,,,, why’d u hug that guy there”
• “taeyong that’s my cousin. and he’s 4. 4 years old. and 3 months.”
• “he’s SO CUTE OH MY GOSH THAT’S SO adorable. can we take a selfie w him”
• OK SELFIES WITH LEE. TAE. YONG.
• SUPER- OK IF EXPRESSIONS COULD BE MONOTONE- that’s just, like, a poker face.
• OK JUST TAEYONGS HUGE EYES, NO SMILE, AND YOU SLIGHTLY SMILING. IT’S SUPER KIND OF, INTENSE IN A VERY LOWKEY WAY IT’S INTENSE. INTENSE SELFIES WITH LEE TAEYONG.
• but y'all sometimes use like, really weird filters like dog filters and like, angel demon filters and both of tou are making the best facial expressions ever omg but those are, p r i vate.
• but those selfies are also your…um, phone wallpaper, profile pic for every social media site ever, profile pic on kakao/any messaging app ever, and you post them on social media.
• taeyong posts them on twitter and he’s like “whOOPS. HOW DID THOSE GET ON MY ACC- OH GOSH. but we’re cute, she’s cute ok this is cute aren’t we cute.”
• he brags about you in such a lowkey way to the members. it’s so cute
• “hm who’s this cutie? //looking at a picture of you on his phone//”
• “…TAEYONG IT’S (Y/N) ARE YOU KIDDING ME- UNLESS YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT PUPPIES OF BABIES, DO NOT USE THE WORD ‘CUTIES’”
• you bicker w yuta and hansol a lot. SO VERY SURPRISINGLY TBH
• “you and taeyong are like, perfect for each other. it’s like a frog and an octopus in love. it’s really beautiful.”
• “…you should be the next world wide drag queen, yuta.”
• “it’s true”
• “shut up hansol”
• hansol and yuta stalk you guys on dates but THEY AIN’T SLICK Y'ALL KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY’RE DOING.
• you guys mess w them on purpose sometimes and it confuses them so much and it’s the funniest thing
• taeyong loves sharing his jackets with you
• you guys buy matching couple snapbacks. yes. it’s cute. you guys are that cute.
• sometimes you guys could just be sitting and talking in the empty practice room and suddenly you guys would just, dance and it’s both really romantic and really… idk it’s really special? and really, fun.
• taeyong is very open about his feelings on special days where you two just stay up talking.
• he cries sometimes talking about his past and his present worries and you comfort him and you feel yourself slightly feeling like you’re about to cry too.
• the pressure of being a leader, of being such a big part of this group, and being such a looked up to figure in this group, really breaks him sometimes but he just tries to think about how such a positive turn his life has taken after he met you, got into this group, got accepted to this company, etc etc.
• aegyo. no need for any more words. just. aegyo.
• you were sick once and like, in bed all day and taeyong felt so bad that he just got you, everything.
• “ok, my baby ok, first off i hope you feel better soon and, i brought you soup, i made your favorite ingredients, and i brought your favorite books, i brought you a teddy bear and i brought you some of my nicest jackets, and, OH. OH YEAH. I GOT YOUR MEDICINE.”
• kissing lee taeyong is either super intense and really hot or super sweet and soft and sensitive and slow
• OK STORY TIME!!! FIRST MEETING W TAEYONG.
• one time you were like, w hansol, GOD KNOWS WHY BC THAT BOY TEASES YOU LIKE THERES NO TOMORROW, ONLY YOU WOULD KNOW, HE ONLY MESSES WITH YOU, but anyway, you were w hansol bc he’s an old friend of yours
• but you were just sitting at a cafe and just sipping your nice little, iced drinks and just talking about stupid memories from high school gym class, you were in like, 2 classes under him. but he still heard about your embarrassing gym stories. they. were pretty famous.
• and then suddenly this hand just, hit hansol on his back and was like “HANSOL?”
• AND boy was he hot. he had really nice eyes and he looked at you and he was, obviously surprised to see you w hansol bc hansol wasn’t. dating. anyone.
• “um, who’s this?”
• and you smiled and said “im hansol’s old friend”
• “oh, well, it’s nice to meet you!”
• and then, every time hansol met with you, it seemed like taeyong was always with him, and that he somehow always, “happened” to be there.
• and then well, meet and meet, you found out that, wow, lee taeyong is a great guy
• and you guys started talking without hansol, LOL SORRY HANSOL, and you guys, liked it. a lot. taeyong felt like he didn’t have anything to hide from you, and he felt so…comfortable.
• meet after meet, you guys just got a, bit closer, inch by inch, after three meets his hand would be on yours, after five, you guys would be hugging, and after seven, he’d be playing with your hair.
• but he never, asked you out. you know?
• but he probably got some weird lecture from hansol and yuta about how he’s gotta GO FOR IT.
• because one day, as soon as he met you, he seemed anxious and when you said “how was your day?”
• he was like “it was goo- hey you, wanna date? like do you want to be my girlfriend?”
• and gosh you could not stop smiling and you nodded and he smiled and gosh SO CUTE.
• taeyong loves you all the time, but he especially loves you when you bake, or buy him chocolate.
• or chocolate chip cookies. or chocolate flavored macaroons. you know he just really loves chocolate.
• he also just, loves you so much, just, he loves you.
• he loves it when you guys just, embrace each other and snuggle up on each other and watch a movie with a bowl of popcorn.
• he sometimes treats you like you’re 3 i swear- he’s such a grandpa omg but it’s cute you guys are cute
• YOU’RE SO NICE TO WINWIN AND IT MAKES TAEYONG JUST SO, IT MAKES HIM ALL FLUFFY INSIDE.
• you’re like an older sister to donghyuck and mark it’s so funny it’s just, damn it’s just really funny.
• you’re so nice to your elders and you’re so polite and taeyong loves that about you, he loves it so much
• he likes it when you don’t necessarily dress up, like doll up, you know? he likes it when you dress up too but he loves your casual outfit. skinny jeans and a shirt, a pair of joggers, trainer pants, everything casual, he loves it.
• he gets super shy and laughs and smiles a lot when you compliment him on his dancing or singing or rapping
• he feeds you a lot like “this is so good try this oh my god”
• he sometimes just stares at you and you look up at him and smile and you’re like “what?”
• “you’re just so pretty”
• HE JUST, UNCONSCIOUSLY MESSES WITH YOUR HAIR AND IT MAKES YOU SO HAPPY
• HE literally HUGS YOU TO DEATH WHEN YOU GUYS SLEEP TOGETHER LIKE, HE’D LITERALLY, UNCONSCIOUSLY HUG YOU AND LIKE HE’S STRONG OK
• but you like it so it doesn’t really matter
• this is super like, this is such a cliché thing but i can totally see taeyong cutely calling you “여보/yeobo” or like making up a really cute petname/nickname for you
• taeyong is one of those boyfriends who like, consistently tells you how beautiful and nice and wonderful and talented and pretty you are, so you don’t feel even the slightest bit insecure.
• because taeyong knows what it feels like to be insecure, not visual wise, but from the way others view him and he doesn’t want the person he loves the most to go through the same thing, and when you first heard him tell you that, that’s when you first realized that this guy is really, a wonderful and kind hearted person who’s been through so much and that he really loves you.
• ok but taeyong is such a sucker for cute babies he really wants kids
• but like, not now ofc, not now, not yet
• the closest thing he has to a child is the other 39 members of nct, yes even the older ones.
• one time you got kind of jealous bc he had this very, intimate acting session in a (future) mv but taeyong kept teasing you and hugging you and being like “nooooo baby you know i love you”
• working out w taeyong. is a thing.
• taeyong could literally go from, PERFECT MAM HE’S WONDERFUL WOW HE’S A GIFT WOW HE’S A 49495959 OUT OF 10. to omg he’s so cute he’s like 3 no jk he’s obviously like 4 months old goodness what a cutie pie gosh you’re so stupid and so cute and so precious im lovin it.
• OR HE COULD BE SUPER SERIOUS AND ROMANTIC ONE SECOND AND THEN ALL FLUFF BALL THE NEXT BUT HONESTLY WHO CARES YOU LOVE EVERY SIDE OF TAEYONG.
• taeyong cooks for you and he’s always like “can you try this for me?”
• it’s always tasty
• he loves puppies
• puppies are great and you will never see taeyong not gush over puppies when he sees one.
• taeyong once saw you take care of jisung once and gosh you’d be such parent material
• he once saw your little baby niece. he gushed all over her gosh he loved her and he loved you loving her and goODNESS.
• he’s super good with words it makes you just, QUESTION.
• taeyong has nice clothes
• taeyong’s a fashionista, that does not try.
• taeyong is so, TEMPTING SOMETIMES
• HE’S SUPER LIKE, IDK HE’S REALLY, I DONT WANNA SAY SEXY. BUT HES REALLY. SEXY.
• k that was so 19+ i can’t believe i did that he’s like 5 noOooOoo
• taeyong has this, laugh, that he does when a joke or something isn’t funny but he doesn’t wanna hurt the other persons feelings and it’s super obvious, and so, funny.
• his eyes also like, shake??? waver???? when he does that laugh and, IT’S SO AWKWARD HAHA
• “if doyoung and i both fell into a lake and was drowning, who’d you save?”
• “i can swim”
• you guys go shopping sometimes but 7/10 times you guys leave empty handed bc you guys are such parents omg you guys are like “I THINK WE NEED THIS BUT WE PROBABLY DON’T AND WE’RE SHORT ON MONEY”
• but the other 3 times you guys either buy food for everyone in the nct dorm or clothes
• “ILL MISS YOU BABY”
• “taeyong you’re going to the convenience store that’s 2 minutes away”
• he really wants cute little babies with you
• like he can’t wait for little tiny babies who’s half you and half him to run around the house and play with him
• he’ll be such a good dad
• it took him like, surprisingly a very short time to say “i love you” to you
• he just, said “i love you” the morning after you two talked all of your feelings out which was like, a few weeks after you two became official
• he totally prefers just seeing you in person, but if he can’t, he’ll video chat you
• sometimes it gets, really weird like, johnny comes in the screen and then ten and then they’re dancing and having a contest on who can twerk better and taeyong’s disgusted
• it’s super funny
• or sometimes he’s laying down in the bed in the dark and just smiling and quietly asking you how your day was and how much you mean to him and something funny that happened that day
• you guys go and take walks a lot, you guys love the other members and their crazy, chaotic selves, but sometimes you guys enjoy the quiet, and the breeze, and the crunch of the leaves during the fall.
• you guys sometimes just, go into animal shelters and pet stores and play with the animals
• IT’S SUPER CUTE YOU HAVE LIKE 4495959969696 PICS OF TAEYONG W ANIMALS AND BABIES.
• you better love taeyong
• with all your heart
• i support this relationship yes i do yes
• pls don’t let my support go to waste
• lee taeyong deserves all the love
• HE LOVES YOU AND YOU LOVE HIM PLS BE HAPPY
OMG OK SO HERE’S TAEYONG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE TAEYONG!!!!!! HE’S NOT MY BIAS BUT HE DESERVES ALL THE LOVE!!!!! EVERYONE PLEASE LOVE THIS LITERAL CHILD!!!! LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!
also this was requested by @yuyukar !!!! (i was working on both hansol and taeyong at once haha) i hope you see this and i hope it’s good haha
I want to know about trash!jimin! I joined bts late and therefore jikook late and I always hear about trash!jimin but it's hard to find the moments cuz what do I look up? "Jimin being super ass in love with jungkook"?
*slams fist on table* YES. LET ME TELL YOU AND HELP ABOUT ONE OF THE BEST FORMS OF TRASH JIMIN (which was, give or take, how I got into BTS).
if you don’t wanna read all this: just Youtube search “Jimin TV”. pfft. trust. It’s all you need (it pretty much analogous to
“Jimin being super ass in love with jungkook” anyway so)
Strange that you ask me this with impeccable timing, because I’ve been watching their old videos lately because…idk it was such a nice form of jikook and it was so freaking funny. jikook nowadays is definitely more loving and fluff and romantic but back then it was like a crack fanfic, but irl. Which made it my absolute favourite thing.
You know what a child gets exposed to certain fuqed up things it may fuq them up for the rest of their lives. Yeah, well that was jikook @ me in 2014, because of course I was doing research on this evidently cute new boy group and the first bangtan bomb and bts video I ever watched was this one:
…honestly, just seeing the thumbnail makes me want to laugh. No spoilers but pretty sure Jimin sang one of the best lines he’s ever sang within his entire singing career in this video. Ha.
And then prequel which I found soon afterwards was:
Which I remember I did not enjoy watching at the time because I was like “why is Jungkook being such a loser” but now I watch it to laugh sadistically because I know what the future of this video is.
You’ve probably watched this classic but this is the closest thing I ever got to Jimin giving Jungkook a lap-dance so :D
and there’s this video, which is absolute garbage (sorry. i never watch it. too trashy. even for me. :P :P :P), which, at the time, I remember the 2014 jikook shippers always referred to while saying: “IF JUNGKOOK HATED JIMIN SO MUCH HE WOULDN’T BE HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITH HIM. SEE EXHIBIT A”
There’s a bunch of other crud like this or this where young master Park Jimin is constantly clamouring to get at Jungkook’s ass but like…yeah you get the point. Navigate around the sidebar suggestions and see where this journey takes you :) I hope it’s entertaining though.
I live you with a personal favourite, where Park Jimin blatantly displays his lack of knowledge of the phrase “bros before h–
*sigh* good times. bring back this jimin. he so put together now cause he got what he wanted ;) LOL
Please see Laffy’s drawing. It is coincidence that Saboala son and ZoSan daughter are both wearing blue in this drawing. It means nothing. …………..OR DOES IT.
Okay, some One Piece babies/children “headcanons” incoming.
It’s still unclear whether or not Law and Luffy are going to have a second child. Law argues it’s impossible to determine that the second child is going to be a boy but Luffy argues that he’s decided. DECIDED!
Laffy doesn’t properly understand the concept of babies. Although she does know how babies are made (male sperm, female egg cell and all that jazz), she doesn’t quite process the fact that she can’t have a tiger-fox hybrid baby brother because according to Papa, “Torao can make centaurs if he wanted to”.
As for the grandpa thing, Corazon is Cora-ya and Shanks is Aka-ya because Akagami Shanks and that name is just too fricken long. Garp is Grandpa. Sengoku is Grandpa. Dragon is Dranpa because Sabo’s son mashed up Grandpa and Dragon. The name stuck and Laffy started calling him that, too.
Laffy can draw. Her parents says so. End of story.
I was discussing with @iamaxiezze about ZoSan daughter and we were talking about naming her Matcha, Mochi or Miwa. Matcha is green tea. Mochi is a sweet japanese rice cake and is also a fricken character in Monster Rancher, which now makes me hesitant. Miwa, on the other hand, is written with the kanji of “Three” and “Harmony”. A combination of “THREE” and “HARMONY” results to a cute baby. I am trying to make a very clever explanation/analogy/joke here. Please say you understand. Anyway, I haven’t decided yet. Please let me know you’re thoughts. GIVE ME A FRENCH NAME PLEASE
Saboala daughter would be Yuka because YUKA-lyptus. You can basically hear Sabo’s pride in the distance coz he thought of it and Koala’s like “He wrote it on the birth certificate when I was asleep”. Hi @nurmuzdalifah
Saboala’s son, I’m not entirely sure but he’d be Joie, which is basically an alternate spelling for joey coz baby koala. IDK, I’ve run out of options.
Franky wanted to name their daughter Pliers. Robin wants to name her Lilith. We’ll keep you posted.
Frobin daughter says “WICKED!” instead of “SUPER!”
I don’t know what Shanks and Mihawk’s kids names are.
ZoSan daughter has absolute loyalty to “her captain”, Laffy, which she mostly picked up from both her parents. She sometimes tends to overdo it in the sense that she vows to slice everyone and everything that doesn’t agree with her captain. The peanut butter jar that won’t open, for instance, did not escape the wrath of her blades.
Zoro tends to be overy dramatic when discussing issues of pride and loyalty and manliness to his daughter that Sanji feels like he needs to balance it by trying to tell her what a lady is like. So that resulted to a well-mannered fighter (unless Sabo’s son is involved. I’ll get to that later.). “I am aware that young ladies are expected to be prim and proper but you, sir, have been acting like a despicable donkey’s behind. I’m afraid I will have to slice you. Please do not fret. The sharpness of my knives should alleviate most of the pain.”
Shanks and Mihawk’s twins were genetically made. Once upon a time, someone tried to beat the Germa by mass-producing soldiers with the genes of the best swordsmen in the world. Both swordsmen find out about this, destroy the lab and all of the research but the prototype babies were there already so Shanks goes “LOL so I guess we have kids now LOLOLOLOL LET’S DRINK” (GUYS I DO NOT EVEN SHIP THESE TWO)
Mihawk’s daughter wields the largest sword of them all.
Mihawk’s son wields dual blades.
ZoSan daughter has some sort of rivalry with Shanks and Mihawk’s twins. She fights them with knives.
Shanks Mihawk twins have a god damn high tolerance to wine and alcohol. Why they are allowed to drink, no one knows.
Laffy thinks Mihawk’s daughter’s sword and her insane ability to wield it is one of the most amazing things on the planet and god damn if ZoSan daughter didn’t ask uncle franky to make her the largest cleaver on the face of the earth. “I need to live up to my captain’s expectations!!!!”
Laffy has a crush on Dracule Mihawk. Mihawk’s son has a crush on Laffy. Law is reminded of what helplessness feels like.
Saboala son is the sane one and tries to be the futile voice of reason among the chaos that is Laffy, her whims, and her vice-captain. He tries to save what he can but he finds prevention is next to impossible while clean-up is inevitable. He doesn’t know why he still tries.
Saboala son bickers with ZoSan daughter much like how Zoro and Sanji behave and that causes Zoro and Sanji some sort of discomfort that they could not explain. Luffy thinks it’s funny.
ZoSan daughter calls Saboala son “Pretty Boy” or “School Boy” as an insult. He calls her “Curly Skirts” much to her parents’ horror. They still do not understand where this fear is coming from. At one point, Zoro wonders about cutting the boy just to see if that does something. Koala lost her shit. That had been a fun day.
Saboala son is the only person that does not receive well-mannered treatment from ZoSan daughter.
Laffy’s mastery of haki is superb. Silvers Rayleigh + Monkey D. Garp and I just….. I just CAN’T. She also has insane stamina. While she mostly fights using kicks and punches, Laffy can also fight using a myriad of haki-imbued things ranging from an eggplant to a chair.
Only Saboala son can spar with Laffy when it comes to haki. He fights with a pipe, too, and can do those dragon claw things because why the hell not? He knows some moves from Fishman Karate but, dude. DRAGONS.
Saboala’s daughter can speak a wide variety of languages because she’s been exposed to them since birth. Hack spoils her and helps Koala teach her Fishman Karate.
Laffy’s met Doffy. Cora-san brought her down there because he’s still family after all. She was escorted by Garp, Tsuru, Sengoku, Coby, Helmeppo, Smoker, Tashigi, and Rocinante himself. When Laffy came back, the first thing she said to Law was “The weak don’t get to choose how they die!” Law was more livid than Akainu and Ace combined.
Speaking of Ace, he’s alive. He sneaks Laffy off the Sunny sometimes because she likes to see Pineapple Bird aka Marco. Ace is kind of jealous that his niece thinks Marco’s flames are prettier than his.
Derek Hale x reader, motherly figure! reader x Liam Dunbar
An Idea for a pack mom imagine
where Liam tells the reader and Derek (He lives with them as they took him in
so they are like his new mom and dad and they also have a little boy ages 2 so
him and Liam would be close) about Hayden and she sees that he really her but
Derek gets a funny feeling about her so the reader tells Liam to invite Hayden over
the loft and they’re both upstairs and Derek lays on the bed overhearing the
conversation and he hears Hayden flirting with Liam and she says they should do
things and Liam gets uncomfortable & Derek runs downstairs with the reader
behind him & sees Liam saying no Hayden slaps him across the face and then
the reader sees it too and Derek tells Hayden to leave slightly growling and
the reader goes to comfort Liam and he jumps into her lap and she rocks him in
her arms and Derek also comes and comforts him and jokingly says “shall I rip
her throat out with my teeth?” And the reader glares at him whilst trying to
comfort Liam. Thank You!
This was a long request lol But I tried. Like I said, I’m not good with endings but I feel like it’s okay. Send me feedback and or requests. I know I have either two or three more left, but these keep me busy! ALSO, who here does not like Hayden? Sometimes I think I’m the only one lol
Warnings: idk hayden tries to do the nasty with Liam but Liam is a gentleman and says no?
You had just finished up dinner when Derek walked through
the door with Liam. Liam set his bag down by the door and made his way over to
his “baby brother”, Tyler (in quotes because they’re not really related but
Liam loves him as a little brother anyways) ,who was contently sitting in his
high chair. He greeted Tyler with a kiss which made the baby giggle and greeted
you with a hug.
you sat down at the table and started eating dinner. You fed Tyler little
pieces of food when you decided to start asking about Liam’s day, “So, Liam,
how was school today?”
stuffed his face and continued to talk while he chewed, “I met this really cool
girl, her name is Hayden.”
you would’ve scolded Liam for talking with his mouth full, but you couldn’t
help but be excited for him, “Ohh, do you like her?”
ducked his head down and you could see a blush on his face, which caused you to
to be embarrassed about, Liam.” You assured him by rubbing his shoulder, “Why
don’t you invite her over tomorrow for dinner?” You looked at Derek for
reassurance but he had a strange look on his face that you couldn’t figure out.
“Right, Derek? Hayden is welcome here.”
He said as an afterthought and slowly nodded, “Invite her over tomorrow, it’s
fine.” Derek replied, the look on his face gone. You reminded yourself that you’d
ask him about it after dinner.
that, the conversation went to lacrosse and when Liam was going to start. He
was super excited to be on the team with Stiles and Scott. Everyone finished
dinner and you and Derek started gathering the dishes while Liam took Tyler to
the living room to keep him company while he did homework.
was a good steak, (Y/N).” Derek complimented as he took the rest of the plates
from you and started filling the sink up with warm water to start dishes.
you,” You bit your lip and asked, “Hey, what was the weird look about?”
furrowed his brow, as if he didn’t know what you were talking about. This
prompted you to roll your eyes and remind him.
look you gave me when I said it was okay for Hayden to come over tomorrow.”
lightbulb came on and Derek nodded slowly, “I just don’t have a great feeling
about her, (Y/N).” Was all he said before you slightly pushed his shoulder.
think you’re just nervous because your oldest
likes a girl.” You teased with a smile on your face.
chuckled and pulled you to him, “Maybe I am.” Derek agreed and pulled you in
for a kiss. You pulled away and let him start the dishes.
be fine, I’m sure this feeling will pass.” You assured him, coming up behind
him and wrapping your arms around his torso.
next day came and you spent the day with Derek and Tyler while Liam was at
school. You hoped he had the balls to invite Hayden over. You cleaned the loft
and started making dinner around 4-5pm-ish. You decided to make chicken alfredo.
was slicing the vegetables and you were stirring the alfredo noodles when Liam
and who you assumed was Hayden walked in. You put down the wooden spoon and
greeted both teenagers at the door. Liam the first to introduce, “Hayden, this
is (Y/N). She’s like a mom to me. Her and Derek took me in as their own.”
stuck her hand out with a polite smile, “Nice to meet you, (Y/N). I’m Hayden.”
returned the polite smile and shook her hand, “A pleasure, nice to meet you.”
smiled, getting excited that his mother figure and possible girlfriend seemed
to get along with each other. He led her over to Derek, who wiped his hands on
a kitchen towel. “And this is Derek, he’s like a dad to me, although he still
kinda scares me.”
girl nodded and reached out her hand to Derek, “I’m Hayden, nice to meet you.”
shook her hand with a firm grip, she smiled a little uncomfortably and was relieved
when he let go. “Likewise.”
looked between you, Derek, and Hayden before telling him that he wanted her to
meet Tyler, who he proudly claimed as his baby brother. He took Hayden’s hand
and led her to meet Tyler, who was sitting in his high chair playing with his
returned to your cooking and Derek returned to his veggie chopping. “See, she
doesn’t seem so bad.” You told him, hoping he wouldn’t bring up his “feeling”
shook his head and finished up the vegetables, “I don’t know, (Y/N), there’s
just something about her that I don’t like.” He kissed the side of your head
and rubbed your shoulder. You picked up the pot to drain the water when you
started getting the bad feeling too. You shook your head and just hoped it was
by with a breeze. You found out a lot about Hayden, like how she was the one
who help pulled Liam’s math grade up. How she and her sister moved here so her
sister could pay for Hayden’s kidney pills that prevent rejection of a new
stomach, you felt like you liked Hayden, but there was a nagging feeling about
her that you couldn’t shake off.
everyone ate, you decided to get Tyler ready for bed. While Derek washed dishes
and put stuff away, you gave your baby a bath and put him to sleep for the
night. You checked on Hayden and Liam when you put Tyler in his crib. They were
doing homework and you smiled to yourself, maybe the feeling was nothing…
Derek decided to lounge on the couch and watch TV. You basically laid on him
while he held you. Both of you decided to “watch” Grey’s Anatomy, by watch I
mean, you telling him a story and him listening. While you were getting to the
good part in your story, Derek stopped you. “Shh.” He concentrated on listening
while you couldn’t hear anything. Damn your human ears.
Is it Tyler?” You whispered, getting a bit worried. You sat up, ready to bolt
into his room if need be.
shook his head no and whispered back, “Liam and Hayden.” He quietly got up and
you followed suit.
you quietly made your way down the hallway until you could hear the
conversation with your own ears.
really think we need to move this to the next level, Lee…” You heard Hayden say,
a little too seductive for her age.
could tell Liam was hesitant when he answered, “But I don’t want to, I like us
you want to be more than friends?”
but I think you’re moving too fast, Hayden. I don’t want to ruin this.”
heart melted knowing you somewhat raised a gentleman.
scoffed, “Liam, c’mon. We could do this.” She climbed on to straddle his lap.
Her fingers reached up and took a soft hold on his chin. She leaned into give
him a kiss but Liam wasn’t having it.
lips touched his and he pulled away, “Hayden, no.” He firmly said and tried to
push her off.
Derek moved to stand in the doorway, and you two did it at the right moment. As
soon as you stepped into view, you saw Hayden slap Liam across the face. You
gasped out loud and Derek immediately growled at Hayden, “Get out.”
tried to defend herself, “But I-“
out. Now!” He boomed. It was enough for the girl to climb off of Liam, grab her
bag and run out the door.
pushed past you and Derek followed her to make sure she left. You went over to
Liam to comfort him. You sat down at the edge of the bad and he jumped into
your arms, tears falling down his face. He apologized to you about Hayden.
sweetheart, no.” You whispered as you ran your fingers through his hair. “You
told her no and she didn’t listen. She should be apologizing, not you.”
feel like it was my fault.”
did everything right, Liam. She just doesn’t deserve you. I’m so proud of you
for standing up to her like that, sweetheart. You did good.” You pulled him
close and rocked back and forth with him to calm him down.
walked into Liam’s room and sat down opposite of you and Liam. He had a smile
on his face and jokingly said, “I can rip her throat out for you.”
glared at him, “Derek.” You hissed and swatted at him. But you smiled slightly,
knowing he meant well for Liam.
helped comfort Liam and Derek said again, “No seriously, I can rip her throat
out with my teeth if you want me to.”
you’re not helping.”
to rip throats out is not helping.” You glared at him.
was quiet and didn’t say anything. “It’ll help a bit.” He finally said.
Hey there Jax-sensei I gotta question. Me and my Girl got into an Arguement recently and she thinks I don't care about her as much as I do. Honestly I love her, she's perfect. Funny, kind, smart beautiful and not gonna lie has a great rack. I love her so much, anyways we made up but I still have this feeling she's a bit cross at me. What can I do to show her I really care about her?
I dont know why people always ask me relationship questions lol but I’ll give it the old Jax try.
Okay look dude what you wrote me is honestly really sweet and the fact you’re trying to rekindle things shows you’re a genuine guy. You told me you love her but how about her. You should tell her that everyday without being overbearing.
Why dont you Tell her just
knowing she’s out there thinking about you, caring about you, makes you feel so at peace. All your fears, all your yesterdays, wash away. And only hope remains
in the promise of her embrace.
TELL HER“you make me THANK God for every mistake I ever made, because each one led me down
the path that brought me to you. And
when we finally come together, I want to hold you. Hold you all night.”
Stroke her hair. Tell her she’s a woman, and show her your a man. Until there is only now.
You, and I, and now.
Or something like that. SOMETHIN PASSIONATE she’s the LOVE of YOUR LIFE so Treat like that. She’s a Dime, someone you’d fight ANY MONSTER FOR or any monster with because you dont care what physical pain anyone can bring you, losing her would be the worst form of suffering you could possibly endure.
The best lovers are best friends so tell that and show her that. and thats a relationship that cannot be matched.
SHOW her how much you care about her. Don’t have unfinished business and if all your words are true and your love is pure best of luck to you!
Here’s a new series I’ve been trying to write in what little free time I have ! It’s a different style, but I think it fits my scatterbrain better than a normal story. So far, I am just going to write for Pentagon, and if people request it enough afterwards, I might possibly write for other groups ! Lemme know what you guys think. Enjoy reading :)
You would be lying if you said you were attracted to hyo jung at first sight (sry edawn)
Like ofc ur not blind but the instant you saw him in the gaming cafe he was screaming in defeat…. So ofc ur like what a fuckin nerd lmao
Even tho ur no different you’re there to be a giant fuckin nerd too but that’s a okay
Luckily for you, the cafe is full the first time you go and you get to sit next to this crazy ass nerd & change ur life forever
The real reason why others don’t sit next to e’dawn is because he is the “king” of this cafe and intimidating af to other fellow gamers
Even tho you just saw him scream in defeat, that’s literally his first loss in the past month - he’s that good
Can you make a Carl fluff about how you go out on like a first date with him and go back to his place, but then right when things start to get heated rick and michonne or Judith walk in you and completely ruins the moment? Lol idk I just think fluffs like that are so funny : )
a/n: Thank you to the person who requested this really it was fun to write. It’s not very long and there may be some spelling errors but hey :)) Please don’t forget my requests are open and so is my messages! xo
You look at yourself in the mirror and try to flatten your hair down but instead you decide to put it up in a pony tail because Carl sees you in a pony tail most of the time anyway. Carl had asked you out on a ‘date’ and you happily agreed. You were also very surprised given that you liked him but he never showed any sign of interest.
When Carl arrived to Alexandria he was shy. Too shy. You, with the help of Enid, finally brought him out of his shell and then you two became best friends but you liked him a little more than that. You’ve dropped the subtle hints but he seemed to never understand the hints and then when he asked if you wanted to go on a date you embarrassed yourself by going bright red.
The knock on the door brought you back to reality as you checked yourself in the mirror again.
“I’ll get it.” You shout to Carol. When Rick brought his group Carol had to share a house with you. You didn’t mind though. It felt like having a mother again. You opened the door to see Carl stood calmly and you smiled.
“You ready to go.” He says as you shut the door behind you and nod. You follow him and he takes you to one of the many walls of Alexandria and smiles. “Because of the circumstances of our world right now I wasn’t really sure on what a date would be considered as. We’ve had fun outside of the walls I figured why not do it again but as a date this time?” He smiles and you blush
“Okay. Let’s do it.” You say as he started to climb the wall and you follow suit.
You walk down the street of Alexandria, hand in hand, with Carl as you laugh.
“Yes! Not only did you almost fall over a log but then you almost fell over nothing and apologised for it.” He chuckles as you both walk together. “Hey, let’s go back to mine.”
You walk through the door and to your knowledge there seemed to be no one in the front room. He led you to his bedroom and you walked in and sat on his bed. As you look around you acknowledge the comic on the floor.
“Really? You’ve read that comic at least 13 times now.” You scoff and he tilts his head.
“If you can find me something else to read beside every comic here then by all means do it. But trust me, I’ve already tried.” He huffs and he comes to sit next to you, placing his hat on the floor by his feet.
“I had a good time today. I haven’t felt as good as I did today in a long time.” You whisper. He looks at you and smiles.
“You’re most welcome.” He utters as his face inches closer and closer to yours. Within a small amount of time his lips are on yours and you’re both moving in sync. You feel the kiss deepen as his tongue enters your mouth and you move to straddle him.
You continue to kiss him as you feel his hands move down to the button of your jeans and he’s soon deftly undoing it. His hand slides past your panties and his finger comes in contact with your clit. You gasp with an immense amount of pleasure when he put pressure on your clit and your brows furrow. His other hand moves to yours so that you’re both hand in hand while his fingers do works of magic.
“S-shit.” You stutter out as his finger moves further south and slips into you. You back arches into him and then the door swings open to reveal Rick, Michonne and a tired, but unwilling to go to sleep, Judith resting on Michonne’s arm. You push yourself off of him and do the button on your jeans up as you both sit up and look a them.
“Oh, sorry we didn’t mean to interrupt anything we were just um, checking to see if you got back. Looks like you did.” Rick says as Michonne’s head leans against Ricks arm and she chuckles. As does Rick when he sees you both go red.
“(Y/n) I’ll let Carol know you got home, she was a little worried about you. I’ll tell her you’re staying over our’s tonight then yeah?” Michonne mutters as they walk out of the room together. Just when you were about to laugh the door opened again to reveal an embarrassed looking Rick.
“Look just promise me. Make sure you use a condom or something yeah?” He says and Carl nods.
“Sure dad.” Carl utters as his checks turn crimson. When Rick leaves you laugh into Carl’s neck. “Wow.” He mutters.
“Yeah, wow.” You chuckle as you move closer to Carl and lay your head on his chest as you both lay on his bed together. “Maybe we should check next time to see if anyone else is home.” You look up to Carl to see his eye starting to flutter shut. He nods.
“Definitely.” He sighs and you grab hold of his hand. You listen to his steady breathing as your eyelids get heavy. You both lay there, hand in hand as you fell asleep. You smile to yourself knowing that when you wake tomorrow Carl will still be there. He’ll be right next to you.
Summary: You loved two things: shopping and teasing Jeon Jungkook
Word Count: 1319
The crisp air nipped at your nose and the harsh wind blew against your figure, but his hand intertwined with yours in his pocket was enough to warm you up. It’s been quite some time since the two of you had spent quality time together, especially since he was preoccupied with his very busy lifestyle that came with being an idol. It was the last day Jungkook and the boys had free time to spend before promotions started up again, and he chose to spend it with you since he knew you two weren’t going to be able to meet up for a while.
Of course, with you being you, you had only one thing in mind as being the perfect date: shopping. You knew Jungkook was quite the avid shopper himself, but in no way did he compare to you. Once you started on a shopping spree, there was no stopping you until all the stores had closed for the night.
You two were walking down the street until you passed by the store you were looking for.
“Kookie,” your voice all muffled due to the thick scarf wrapped around your neck, “Wait, I wanna go here.” You stopped in your tracks before Jungkook could take any more steps. With his frame being larger than yours, you had to practically tug him back for him to stop walking. You extended your arm and pointed to the store you were wanting to go to. His eyes widened and you could see the color of red claiming his face,
Jack betreyed by his son. Lol i have so much fun doing this idk why xDD
I laughed in this moment for like 24 hours and still i can’t breath, somebody save me. Anyway, The Last Guardian is my favorite game in 2016, i’m in love wth this game, it’s beautiful and with Jack’s funny xDD. And Trico AAAAAAAAA my heart is fully clear i want Trico so badly <’333
Also - WARNING FOR THE HEADPHONES USERS ON THE END, i forget about it x”D sorry guys, love ya <’3
Hey idk if you're still doing these but daisuga for the ask meme?
Yes YES one
of the few Haikyuu pairings (with KageHina) I can write on!! Love these two,
he he he~ Ok, let’s go!
1. Who is
more of a ler and who is more of a lee?
determined roles; they do both! Each having their specificities~ Lee!Suga is an
adorable cupcake ok, he giggles and squeals a lot, scrunches his nose, flails
and curls up on himself and does all those cute little lee things that melts
Daichi’s heart <3. Ler!Suga… is THE
DEVIL INCARNATE holy freaking llama! He’s relentless, and most of all he will never stop teasing his victim
about how ticklish they are and how it must be hell for them, like damn him, seriously. Don’t end up at his
mercy, because he. has. none. Run for your life, Daichi, run…! Said
captain, on the other hand, is the gentlest ler. He doesn’t really get verbal
teasing, but he’s all feather-like touches, low humming and loving smile, which
makes Suga a blushing mess before the real fun even starts lol. He also give the
most perfect hugs and massages after~ As a lee, though, it’s the exact
opposite; he curses a lot, and have the loudest and most obnoxious laugh ever XD. Hence why the poor guy does not like to be tickle-ambushed in public!
And also why Suga loves doing just that, huehuehue~
2. Who (pretends) they hate being tickled and who openly admits it?
be more obvious about it, I swear, that boy’s an open book. He often lies on
the couch, pretend to stretch but leaves himself defenseless, arms up his head
and all, as he gives Daichi that tiniest smile and goes “… tickle me?”. Who
could resist that? Certainly not the Karasuno captain! The truth is, Suga loves
tickles for more than the feeling of euphoria itself. He’s always going out of
his way to help the younger players, all day, so when he gets back home he
likes receiving attentions. Doing nothing and having Daichi take care of him.
That makes him feel loved like nothing else does. With
Daichi, things are… a tad bit more complicated? He doesn’t hate it, no really – or at least not when he doesn’t have an
audience for his humiliating laughter X3. But he’s not a huge fan either. Let’s
say he deals with it, nothing more, nothing less.
3. Who prefers gentle tickles and who prefers getting Totally WreckedTM?
tickles for Daichi please, or else say goodbye to your eardrums XD (and
potentially balls or any other body part you hold dear because he kicks lots. And hard). Suga though? He lives for
getting Wrecked, with a capital W.
4. What are each of their most ticklish spots?
Ho ho ho,
poor Daichi and his sensitive thighs, yes yes yes~ All that muscle does nothing
to protect him, it rather works the other way around surprisingly? Also:
armpits. Combine both and RIP him. Suga says he already got him a good life
insurance so he doesn’t care and does it anyway XD. In Suga’s case, all his
waist area is a death spot and brings out the cutest reactions. Want real
screams? Feet it is then, the poor boy’s too sensitive down there it’s not even
Pinned down? Tickle fights? Quick tickles in passing? What do each of them
never say no to light bondage :3. Nothing too spectacular though, just a
necktie binding his wrists or something of the kind; that’s more than enough to
make him feel helpless, and consequently, more ticklish~ But do not tie Daichi up or pin him down.
DO. NOT. He hates it with a passion; being unable to move freely makes his
chest tighten, and can get him to hyperventilate or have trouble breathing,
like an anxiety attack. So no, just playful tickles for him.
6. Favorite tickle headcanons for this pair?
this: Daichi, Suga, and drunken tickles. They’re teenagers, of course they have
a drink or two (or more) from times to times right? But the catch is,
they react veeery differently to being drunk. Suga will get all giggly and his
sensitivity will skyrocket, like, you barely even have to tickle him anymore:
simply hovering fingers over his skin and adding a little teasing will have him
break into hysterics! The poor baby will also contradict himself a lot, being
all “no no no!” one minute and “why did you stop?” the other. It does all kind
of things to Daichi’s heart~ B U T drunken Daichi tho. Heavens above. A rare
sight and a real experience in itself. Did I mention he sucks at verbal teasing?
Well, in this particular case, you can forget that: he. will. destroy. his.
lee. just with his voice. Yep. He can. And he does. He doesn’t feel the
embarrassment of it, with the alcohol flooding his system. So now that you have
a vague idea of how those two work when drunk… imagine the two of them drunk together. Ooooh god. A tickle monster on
rampage and a willing oversensitive victim? Perfect combo. Lots of screams.
Angry neighbors calling the cops. And in the end, 100% spent Suga lying on the
carpet while Daichi awkwardly tries to explain that no, he wasn’t murdering someone in there. That’s one night to remember~
Hey guys! So i’ve been writing for a couple years and finally decided to post one of my short stories? Idk what to call it lol anyway, my grammar or spelling isn’t always the best but i’m working on that and trying to improve. So bare with me (: Hope you enjoy!
You are at home talking with your mother about you Fiance Jensen and his daughter as you watch J and JJ playing with barbies and princesses.
Cute? Fluffy? Sweet?
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“Looks like you finally found your prince charming.” Your mother spoke as she washed down the counter with a wash rag. You sat on a stool watching your fiance through the door way, as he sat on the floor playing barbies with his daughter. JJ laughed as her father made a funny face when she put a crown on his head. “Seriously a prince.” She laughed.
You grinned, “Yeah, he’s the best Mama.” You said looking back at her, “He treats me like I’m a princess”
“How has JJ taken to you? I mean I’ve seen she’s pretty warmed up to you, but I mean as a motherly figure?”
“She doesn’t seem to have an issue with it.” You paused glancing over at the father and daughter, “Jensen sat her down a few weeks ago and I over heard them. He asked if she was okay with me staying around for a long time. He was very persistent on a very long time.” You grin turns into a full on smile as Jensen starts laughing as JJ climbed onto his shoulders and raised her hands out with wands in them and yelled ‘I’m a princess airplane!’ You loved watching as he held her legs and laughed with his whole body. His head was thrown back into her lap, lips curled up showing all his white teeth and his body shook with laughter rumbling through him. “She said that she loved me. Happy that he was happy.”
Your mom smiled watching you watch them. She was a hundred percent positive that you finally found someone that was forever. The idea that you found a man that treated you well and loved you for you. It wasn’t taken unnoticed that Jensen stared at her daughter with such love, adoration, and respect that even left her in awe. She noticed you gave him the same exact look back. It really was like a classic love story. One that would be in movies and stories.
You loved Jensen with every fiber in you. He gave you everything you ever wanted and he continued to surprise you every day. Their was a time you doubted his love for you because he could have any girl and he chose you; you couldn’t help but wonder why? You weren’t anything special. This was Jensen Ackles your talking about. He was a famous actor with beautiful green eyes that would send any girl into a trance. And many he has. He said he liked you because you didn’t like him for his money and fame. He said he fell for you because of how you were with his daughter and fans, how you gave the world everything you could and didn’t expect anything in return. He said he loved you because no matter how many flaws you thought you had, you were perfect to him, and he made sure to say that everyday. He was your best friend and the man you loved. Jensen gave you the freedom you needed and respect you wanted, love that you never imagined you could have, he gave you motivation to be the best person you could be, and adventure that you didn’t know existed.
“Go.” Your mom said pulling you from your thoughts. She knew what you were thinking.
You didn’t bother replying because you already knew what she meant; so you stood and walked out of the room and towards Jensen and JJ. JJ was the first to notice your presence, immediately she smiled up at you before going back to playing with an Elsa and Anna doll set your mom got her.
“Hey baby.” Jensen spoke raising his hand to your’s and pulling you down onto his lap. You got comfy leaning back into his chest as he wrapped his arms around you giving you a sense of being safe in his warm embrace. Your arms rested around his as you both watched JJ talk for the dolls to one another.
“My mom thinks I’ve found my prince charming.” You spoke softly.
He let out a breathtaking laugh rumbling through him, and vibrating down your spine making you shake with a chill. His laugh was music to your ears and you loved it, but no matter how many times you hear it it will always send a chill through your body knowing the source of the sound was your fiance. The man you loved and he returned the same love to you.
“And what do you think?”
You turned slightly in his arms and looked up at him. Stubble lined his jaw circling around his full lips, hair messy from running his hand through it and not bothering to put jell in it this morning, his eyes had their continuous glint to them but as he laughed they shined a brighter green. A crown still rested on his head that had fallen slightly onto his forehead. You couldn’t help but to grin at the irony.
“Said that you treated me like I was your princess.”
Jensen’s grin slowly slipped as he leaned down pressing his lips to your’s. You turned more reaching up, placing a hand behind his neck, and one brushing through his hair lightly tugging at it making him let out a soft almost silent moan. His right hand cradled your back, thumb rubbing back and fourth, and his right hand creeping itself up to your cheek. Your lips moved in sync with his and you were suddenly aware just how much you loved this man. He was your prince charming, savior, soul mate, whatever the description was. It scared you to be honest, scared of just how much you loved him and how quickly you fell for him all those months ago. You were the first to pull away needing air and being left speechless just like every other kissed you shared with Jensen.
“I love you.” He whispered pecking your lips.
“I love you to Jay.” You smiled pecking his back once more before turning back around and looked at your soon to be step daughter as he wrapped his arms back around you. JJ didn’t even take notice to the lack of conversation from the two of you, she was more concentrated on the third barbie she found in the toy box beside her.
In your opinion, who has the most/least daddy issues in VC
LOL OH NO.
The MOST = CLAUDIA. By far. Hands down. The clear winner. Y I K E S
The LEAST? Probably Pandora? Maybe Quinn?
Anyway I think this is a really interesting question/concept within VC because of the overlap between DADDY ISSUES / MAKER ISSUES, and the symbolic connection between makers and parents. And I don’t think there’s a general rule because some makers/fledglings have more obvious relationships as lovers, and it gets pretty Freudian pretty fast LOL, but that’s one of the themes of VC anyway, that love transcends blah blah and none of these labels or restrictions matter anymore. So on a case-by-case basis you could argue that some maker drama fits the mold of DADDY ISSUES but I don’t say so as a rule. Mostly imo it’s based on the dynamic between their age differences or how much respect they show each other, etc. Like Marius/Pandora isn’t a daddy issue to me, Marius/Armand is. Lestat/Louis isn’t, MAYBE LESTAT/DAVID IS??????? (WHO’S THE DADDY BTW, WHAT A FUCKING MESS.) Hard to say. Each relationship is a unique shitshow dumpster fire but. Hey.
BUT LIKE BEFORE I GET INTO THIS, LET’S ALSO CLEAR THE AIR? I don’t think “Daddy Issues” are really a thing LOL. I mean, they are! Certainly! But you’re not gonna find DADDY ISSUES in the fucking DSM, okay? To me, “Daddy Issues” is a SYNDROME if anything, and you most often see it used in the context of diminishing the behavior of women. LOL SO SRS. But honestly like, it’s usually something that some bro says to be dismissive of someone’s actual psychological hurdles. So if you break it down to what’s traditionally/stereotypically thought of as “Daddy Issues”, it’s like, what do we got? Abandonment issues? PTSD? Promiscuous behavior? Basically anything that can come as a result of shitty relationship with your dad, and keep in mind that it could constitute varying levels of trauma. Like, everyone in the world experiences and copes with a wide spectrum of trauma in a wide spectrum of ways. So having a shitty relationship with your dad could fuck you up in a multitude of ways, and sometimes it just means that your dad was kind of a douche, sometimes it’ll mean that he was flagrantly abusive, sometimes it just means that he wasn’t there at all. AND ALSO keep in mind that I’m using this all as an argument for the traditional use of the term “Daddy Issues” and I’m not at all saying that it’s cool to just blame someone’s relationship with their dad for any/all problems they have cause that’s ignorant as fuck lol and it goes back to what I mean about how you GENERALLY hear this term used to be dismissive of people and without actually caring about why they are the way they are or why they’re doing the things they’re doing.
ANYWAY LOL GETTIN HEAVY IN HERE, SORRY I WANTED TO GET THAT OUT OF THE WAY JUST TO PUT WHAT I’M ABOUT TO SAY INTO CONTEXT. And btw just for the record, I am in no way salty or offended by this question personally even though I wanted to acknowledge the potential for this topic to be rude LOL. But enough IRL garbage, VAMPIRES YEAH!
Okay someone asked for me to redo the one about RFA in love with MC but they’re in a relationship with someone that treats her badly but I accidentally deleted the ask, but here it is anyway! Sorry for the mixup lol :) I’m gonna make this one a little angsty-ish but also kinda funny? Idk really I’m making this up as I go (p.s. sorry for not posting in a while, I’ve been sick the past few days :(( I feel better now though!!)
Yoosung - it didn’t take him very long to fall for you - but when he did - oh boy - he was like a little puppy, always super excited when you were online - and then one day when it was casually slipped out that you had a s/o - YOOSUNG WAS HEART BROKEN - he didn’t say anything of course cause this boy’s got 0 courage to admit his feelings - but he was so sad and mad and confused - he supported your relationship and all but then again if something were to happen he wouldn’t be against it - one day you, Yoosung, and your s/o went to eat somewhere (probably like this pizza planet kinda place cause you know gaming) - and when he got up to get napkins while he was walking back he heard them yelling at you about getting the wrong drink - when they started calling you names and saying you’re worthless tHAT WAS IT - Yoosung bURST and flipped his sugar plum fairy noodles - when your s/o left, Yoosung was sUPER protective - “You’re not hurt right?? Sorry I didn’t get there sooner! I was so worried and they were yelling and I’m so sorry and-” - “It’s okay Yoosung,” you said with a smile, “Thank you!” Zen - this boy is so protective of you - the second he saw them he was like “if they do anything tell me okay?? all men are beasts (if the s/o is male)!!” - you assured him it wasn’t like that but he still kept an eye on you - you know in the movies where on a date the dad or the friends will sit down at another booth and like hide behind the menu?? - that’s what Zen does - but when he finds out about the relationship, it takes everything in him to not go ape shi…itake mushrooms on them right then and there - he had a little threatening friendly chat with them, and who would’ve guessed they broke up with you the day after!! hahaha what a coincidence ;))) - and guess who’s also there to be the shoulder for you to cry on that’s right mr. prince charming over here saving the day ;)))))) Jaehee - she wouldn’t admit romantic feelings yet - but she’d definitely be a protective friend that looks out for you - you would talk to her about your relationship but never include the bad parts - she never butted in because she thought you were so happy with it - until one day when you and her were going on a little coffee friend date she saw them sitting at one of the other tables and staring at you while mouthing words that Jaehee did not like - bAEHEE WENT JUDO ON THEM IN 2 SECONDS THERE WAS NO WAY THEY COULD GET AWAY WITH SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT - “I can’t believe they said those things to you! How childish. Are you okay?” - “Yes. Thank you, Jaehee” - that s/o was sUPer surprised at them judo skills and they never saw them again Jumin - oh no - he’s mad that you have a s/o already - really mad - I mean he’s happy that you’re happy but he’s mad at his emotions - but of course he doesn’t express that - but one day at one of the RFA parties that you invited your s/o to, he overhears a conversation that he was not aboutta ignore - he heard them yelling at you and insulting you so superman Jumin went into action - he didn’t rethink his decision for one second he got them out of there and out of your life in .635172 seconds - he volunteered to get them into jail but you refused as it would just make it worse - but they still didn’t get off easily - so many threats
Seven/Saeyoung - he knew from the start it was a bad idea to fall for you because he’s dangerous ohhoho - but he also knew it was bad since you were already in a pretty serious relationship - so he didn’t bother showing his feelings cause it would be bad for the both of you - but let’s just say he kinda sneaked a peak into the CCTV while your s/o was there to kinda spy on you - it wasn’t anything too interesting at first, you guys were just lying on the couch - but then they yelled at you even when you weren’t doing anything - ohhhh no. - Seven was over there in like 3 seconds to confront them and tell them to leave immediately - “seven were you spying on us?” - “mayyyybeeeeee ;)))) Defender of Justice 707 needs to protect his MC from harm!” - “thank you, Defender of Justice” and with a simple peck on the cheek from you, Seven was a happy, melted puddle of goo - oh, and their computer was totally not overloaded with viruses and their bank accounts were definitely not hacked idk what you’re talking about Saeran - while your naive-ness was the reason why he chose you in the beginning - he doesn’t like it now - falling for you and then finding out you’re in a relationship was bad enough - but discovering your s/o was treating you badly?? nuh-uh - it took everything in him not to run over to this person’s house and beat the living daylights out of them - but seeing how happy you were around them made him resist the urge - until one day when Saeran found them yelling at you and he burst - there was no holding back this boy he was on them in .163826 seconds - it took one shot and they were down with Saeran up and ready comforting you - you were fine and used to their outbursts, but had to admit this may have been the worst - and even though you didn’t like the violence, you were glad Saeran was there to protect you V (im so sorry i couldn’t think of how a happy ending would work jejamwnwkwlkwns) - you were in love with someone else - that was okay - the feelings he had were silly and unrealistic anyway - he doesn’t deserve his love to be returned - and that was okay with him - as long as you are happy, he’s happy - and when he finds out you are happy but you’re being abused - that you love even though they don’t treat you well - he understands - he knows how it feels to love even when you shouldn’t and helps you to get out of the situation - he helps you see the truth even when blinded by love - he helps you fix it and recover - and although he guides you, he lets you make your own decisions - his love doesn’t matter, only your happiness - because if you’re happy, he’s happy
Done! Sorry if this is bad, I didn’t know what I was doing for most of it haha but I hope you like it!
please dont follow me if u are mutuals with @.icedsodas/@.phantomemoji/@.owasera or whatever their current url is
this isnt a callout and i have no right to call it one because its mostly personal drama but please take the time to read this anyway (esp if ur mutuals with them) because theyve made me ridiculously uncomfortable over the course of the past couple years
lots of text and screenshots under the cut also tell me if its hard 2 read cuz of my theme and i will edit it (in the meantime u can right click an image + open in new tab to see high res)
u can either block them or me after reading this idrc which/rbing would help me spread the word to all my mutuals but u dont have to
tw for brief mentions of suicide
edit 5/12/17: so they talked to me about it and really only dug themselves further into a hole and made it even more obvious that they are stalking me. that conversation will be linked at the bottom of the post to keep it in chronological order, but if you already read it and want to see the update, >click here.<
A/N: This one is for my beloved friend @withnosuchgrace, I promised you this like ages ago but I’m glad it’s finally done. I really hope you like it, I figured our writing styles are different so I tried to do something a lil different than I usually do. I wish it worked lol. Enjoy.
It was such
a cold and dark night. You couldn’t say it was raining because it wasn’t, it
was the fucking universal flood itself. Which made even better the fact that
you had forgotten your umbrella at home. As you walked out of the supermarket
with no bags you were looking for a dry path to get to your car just to confirm
there was none.
You took a deep breath and started running under the rain. When
you were finally in front of the car door you cursed for not looking for your
keys before leaving your dry spot at the super. You checked your purse and your pockets
a million times but they were not there. You cursed once more and hit your car
window which made you curious to look inside. You hit it again when you found
out you had left your keys inside.
exact moment you were going to call your insurence service for some help to get out of that mess
you saw a slim figure walking lazily towards you. It got your full attention
immediately when you saw whoever it was had no umbrella and no jacket either,
even more soaked than you were.