anything to get one on the devil

American Heathens: Christo-paganism makes no sense, there’s no way a Tru™ Viking Warrior® would do anything like that!

“When in the seventh century King Redwald of East Anglia provided one altar in his church to sacrifice to Christ, and another small one to offer victims to devils, he was not behaving childishly, or cunningly hoping to get the best of both worlds, but merely acting according to normal Heathen custom.”
–H.R. Ellis-Davidson, Gods and Myths of Northern Europe, chapter 9, pp 219-220

Favorite out of context Noodle quotes from the Jaguar interview
  • Murdoc says my Japanese tea tastes like the devil’s tears. 
  • When do I get the keys? 
  • I also want to work on my wheel spins and donuts 
  • We humans are smart. Well, maybe not 2D. He thought The Exorcist was a work-out video. 
  • Look, you can’t persuade a teenager to do anything.
  • You’re asking me to choose between playing a face-melting guitar solo and burning rubber on a race track? Next question. 
  • Soba noodles
  • Like one of those Tamagotchi. Remember them? 
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Ok so I don’t get pharmercy cuz it’s juzz so awkward😒………….
Cuz the premises is that two women are together (which is ugh in itself) but one IS A ARMY HOW WOULD FHAT WORK!?!THEY BE FIGHNING👊🏿not going out with that white devil!!!😡

Mercy in himself is prob the most racist character!SHE WROTE IN CHINESE SHE IS NOT THAT SHE IS A BASIC WHITE CHARACTER!?!?WITH BLONDE HAIR!👎🏿
check and mate 💨
Pharah deserves a strong character, a man,like mccree 🤠 mmmm baby hot dayum 👅👀💦

He tries his best in any way and hasent done anything wrong. But u might say “hey shoe?wasnt he in a gang?” 🤠 Yes he did but he was forced by the white man to go into b/c of them destroying his home.the white man in overwatch is that enemy that’s why I hate tracer more so than I do now (White &a GAY?WHY gay males are more popular so they can get u more fame )SHE PROTRAYED AS WHITE AMD A HERO IM SORRY THATS JUST NOT REALISTIC🍰(+she’s a women who can’t do battle anyway)

Back to my point ☝️.she deserves a Latin man with a good ❤️ not a another white savior trope and gency is also horriable


U kno nothin cause y'all also like mercykill and he be doing the black? 🌚And is widowmaker a nazi and tracer a Jew so -💄🕷🕸Stop Widowtracer🏋🏻If widow is nazi with th Jew then it not right also it gay so that makes it doubly wronger😡😤😤😷Tracer would rather be with Winston or Mcray idk🤔yo kno furry stuff

I have not played the overwatch before but I under stood the plot well very and you’ll all be shipping it wrong AND it’s made by white propagandists UGGHHHH

-higkey, thinking not only of his motherly nature but also how he can be a swindler at times…and in general
-you got yourself a protective yandere
-protecting you from anything and everything
-yes, even the littlest things
-“Stop following me around my own house, just get away from me!”
-“You know I can’t do that, honey.”
-Literally just makes you just sit down, in one place, while he does everything for you.
-it sounds like the high life, not being able to do work…
-no, it’s like you’re trapped in a prison which is your own house
-his only exceptions are obviously the bathroom
-otherwise, if you move…
-*shudders* should i go there?
-“i can be your angel…or your devil.”
-so protective, it’s like you’re just a doll
-but to him you’re his everything
-you slowly start to become crazy, trapped in your own thoughts from him not letting you go anywhere

Peppermint (Lucifer Morningstar)

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Paring: Lucifer Morningstar/Reader
Words: 408+
Warning(s): None but fluff
A/N: Merry Christmas and happy holidays my dudes. Yes this is a day late but I wrote it on the go and I was too tired when i got home to do anything

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Matthew 5:33-48 (CEV)
You know that our ancestors were told, “Don’t use the Lord’s name to make a promise unless you are going to keep it.” But I tell you not to swear by anything when you make a promise! Heaven is God’s throne, so don’t swear by heaven. The earth is God’s footstool, so don’t swear by the earth. Jerusalem is the city of the great king, so don’t swear by it. Don’t swear by your own head. You cannot make one hair white or black. When you make a promise, say only “Yes” or “No.” Anything else comes from the devil.

You know that you have been taught, “An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.” But I tell you not to try to get even with a person who has done something to you. When someone slaps your right cheek, turn and let that person slap your other cheek. If someone sues you for your shirt, give up your coat as well. If a soldier forces you to carry his pack one mile, carry it two miles. When people ask you for something, give it to them. When they want to borrow money, lend it to them.

You have heard people say, “Love your neighbors and hate your enemies.” But I tell you to love your enemies and pray for anyone who mistreats you. Then you will be acting like your Father in heaven. He makes the sun rise on both good and bad people. And he sends rain for the ones who do right and for the ones who do wrong. If you love only those people who love you, will God reward you for that? Even tax collectors love their friends. If you greet only your friends, what’s so great about that? Don’t even unbelievers do that? But you must always act like your Father in heaven.

Fav. FMA quotes

“There is no such thing as a painless lesson. You cannot gain anything without sacrificing something.”

“We’re neither devils nor gods. We’re just humans!”

“You got two good legs. So stand up and walk. Move forward!”

“The circle of life only goes in one direction. Not even alchemy can change that.”

“According to you, humans are supposed to be a lot weaker than homunculi. And yet, even if they get discouraged after being beaten, and even if they get close to falling down after losing their paths, they continue to get up and fight. Everyone around them helps them get back up.”

“ I think that in order for humanity to progress, we must seek a possibility without being bound by principles.”

“ Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. “

“Love for the dead is pointless. We fight to keep them alive, that is all.”

“I decide with my own eyes”

“Lust, greed, sloth, gluttony, envy, wrath, and pride. They say that man has seven sins, but all of those emotions are absolutely necessary to understand other humans.”

“It may be stupid in your eyes, but having friends and family… may bring one happiness. For us humans, that is.“

“Don’t be focused on what’s at your feet. Look above you. If you do, you’ll be able to see new things”

“A king is no king without his people, but people without a king are lost as well”

“There are some things in life that will be only understood through words”

“Nothing’s perfect, the world’s not perfect, but it’s there for us, trying the best it can. That’s what makes it so damn beautiful.”

“I like guns. Because unlike swords and knives you don’t have to feel your victim die.”

“I will follow you to hell if you ask me to.”

“The heroes during the troubled times are nothing but mass murderers during times of peace.“

“We mustn’t turn away from death. We mustn’t forget the ones we killed. Because… they’ll never forget us, the ones who killed them.”

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Priest!Karamatsu gives me life–he’s probably one of the types with a really painful, over-the-top religious air. Though they’re best friends, it annoys Ichi to no end. (In my story for the religionmatsu AU, Ichi is a homeless transwoman before Kara offers her space in the church as a nun.) Also, the reason Kara carries the mirror with him everywhere is because he’s trapped devil!oso in there–but also of course, so he can get a glimpse of himself every now and then. 

I’m gonna draw all of them!!

Also this goes as a rule but don’t interpret/tag anything that I draw/produce as blm/ts/ 

Some people think it’d be great to know for sure what will happen when they die but it is so much better than to have faith than knowledge. I can only think of the devil and his army. They know God, they lived with God, they are fully aware of His greatness and yet they rebelled. Knowledge doesn’t mean anything without faith in Him and His timing, but faith means everything without knowledge.

The devil convinced one third of all angels to rebel (Revelation 12:3-9, Hebrews 12:22) and managed to get them to follow a mere creation rather than the Creator. Knowledge of God’s greatness and the wonders of Heaven didn’t bring these angels any closer to God. They were blind to God’s greatness. People think faith is the blindfold but actually it’s what helps us see. The devil and his armies had full knowledge of God, lived among Him and yet were blind of God’s greatness.

We know from Revelation 5:11 that there’s tens of millions of good angels in heaven, which means there was several million angels who fell from grace. Several million beings who were living in His divine glory and yet chose to follow one proud and blind angel. One angel managed to convince millions of others to rebel. One angel managed to draw away millions of powerful creations away from the glorious Creator. If several million powerful creations such as angels are capable of being so ignorant and blind to the Truth, how can it possibly come as a surprise that so many billions of humans are just as lost and blind?

Knowing of Jesus is not enough, for even the devil and his followers know of God and yet they aren’t saved. They know the Bible inside and out and yet they distort Its message. Salvation is both about faith, obedience to His commandments and a change of heart (John 1-2, John 14:15, Matthew 22:37, Matthew 7:21, Romans 6:1-2, Romans 13:10, Romans 3:311 John 2:4, 1 John 5:3).

Faith is the one thing the world mocks Christians about, yet it’s what allow us to truly see what they are unable to.

2 Corinthians 5:7
For we live by faith, not by sight.

Hebrews 11:1
Now faith is the reality of what is hoped for, the proof of what is not seen.

1 Corinthians 1:18
For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but it is God’s power to us who are being saved.

Hard to get - Reader X The Joker imagine

“Hi, Can you do a oneshot where Joker is really interested in you but you play hard to get even though you like him to.”

A/N: Yes of course i would puddin! Hope you like it! <3

Word count: 778

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’To my little devil’ it said on the card, that came with the bouquet of 12 purple and green roses that you just received 5 mins ago.

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Lucifer x Winchester!Reader

Warnings: language, fluff

Plot: Lucifer thinks he can break anyone by hallucinations but he wrongly takes the challenge of trying to break you

A/n: requests are always open!

You couldn’t bare to see Sam like this anymore. His hallucinations were taking control of him, making him scared to even eat a dam sandwich. He hasn’t even slept for days, it was a miracle to get him out of the hospital. I could see the terrifying look on his face every second he lives.

It’s too much. Too much, to see your brother like this. Him seeing things that were unreal, not knowing the difference between reality and his mind.

This is when you had enough. Enough of the tricks. If the devil wanted to play games, you were going to give him one.

With the help of Crowley, you got a few minutes to go into Lucifers cage. To talk some sense into him. It is dangerous but you could handle anything.

With a toss of a match Crowley lighted, you immediately saw the scene start to change around you.

You saw now lightning strikes, that casts shadows on the dark floor. A dark figure stands on the opposite side of the cage. Broad.

“Well if it isn’t y/n” his voice low as he nears me.
“Lucifer” I sign with a smile.

“Really Sam? Of all the people in the world. Sam?” I cut him off. I’m sorry Sam but this is the only way.
“Is there a problem?” He tilts his head.
“You think your so powerful, and smart. Please, anyone can break Sam”
“What are you-”
“I think that’s pretty low of you. As the devil and all. Can you really do no damage to a single human being?” I walk around feeling the air start to get tight.
“What are you trying to get at?”
“Sam is easy, is that all you got?” I say walking towards him, staring into his eyes the whole time.
“You think your so big huh cockroach”
“Funny, I call you that”
He closes his eyes with an open grin as he shakes his head.
“I could change that if you wish” he says
“Breaking Sam is that some kind of big achievement? Bitch please” I say sarcastically.
“Then I see you would be happy to take his place”
“Hit me with your best shot. Because. You, will. Lose”
“Sweetheart, you don’t know what your walking into”
I raise my eyebrow at him.
“Is that the best you got to scare me? Ha” you walk more into his personal bubble.

You smile as you walk up towards him, your faces are so close you could see every tiny detail of his face.
“I bet you can’t”
You say as your time is up and your back by Crowley.

Not more than the day after, you see Sam all smiles. Happy as ever. It kind of scares you so you talk to him about it.

“It’s crazy! He just left and so far never came back!” He says in a happy tone.

“Th-that’s great Sam” I say trying to be happy.

It’s been weeks and I don’t get what the whole big thing is. Sure Lucifer can be annoying. Waking you up with music but you dance along. Bug burger, you ate it. Crazy hallucinations? You ignored the whole thing. Is that really all the devils got?

“Your taking this way too good. Sam, he would be crying by now” I heard him say as I read a book in Bobby’s kitchen.

The words soon disappear. You put on your poker face, you’ve been using a lot lately and closed your book.

“Good, I was getting bored of it. So thank you” you say as you get up and go sit on the couch.

You sat with your laptop as you looked up to see any demon activity.

The screen started to static with grey.
You yawned.
“Your right, I shouldn’t stay up late. I should get some sleep” you winked at his face of pure anger.

“You give up yet?” You say as you plugged in the lab top.

“You will break”
“How’s that been going?”
He bitch faces me.
“That’s what I thought” I smirk as I wrap myself in a blanket on the couch.

Lucifer couldn’t help but feel defeat. He’s loosing to a Winchester for crying out loud! Something stood in his way. The thought. That he felt something every time he saw you. His heart would quicken at just the thought of you. You. He felt the lust. How he loves when you get sarcastic and smile at him. Even if you hate him or love him. You were different from other ‘cockroaches’. You, stole his heart.

You woke up by the sun shining. Unusual, normally you would’ve been woken up by loud music you hated along with Lucifer dancing along to it. It wasn’t annoying, more on the funny side.

Confused you made yourself breakfast and dressed in peace. It felt weird.

You called Dean to see if Sam was okay, and he was. The devil wasn’t bothering him either.

“What the heck?” I Mutter to myself.

You honestly felt weird and out of place. You were so used to Lucifer teasing or pranking you, it seemed natural.

You called Crowley once again to meet with Lucifer.

You stood there again in his cage, his back towards you.

“Really? You give up?”
You say as you walk towards him.

“I-i can’t break you”
He turns around to face you.
“And whys that?” You say with a smile.
“Because, I love you”

Pure shock and confusion rushes to your face.
Wait? What! Did you just hear?

Before you could ask what he meant, you felt his lips on your own. It was slow but passionate, loving.

He hated humans but. There he is. Kissing you.

He pulled away as you did nothing. You were to surprised to kiss back. You could see the look in his eyes the ‘shit, I shouldn’t have done that’.

You reach over with both hands and cupped each side of his face and pulled him closer to your lips.
You could feel him taking a big breath as you did so. His hands trailed near your waist and upper back to press you more up against his chest as he felt your fingers tangled in his blonde hair.

Breathlessly we both pull away, or foreheads on one another’s, our breaths being mixed up.

“I can’t break something that’s so beautiful” he whispers as you could feel your face burn.

Sure, he’s Lucifer but he made a spot right in your heart.

You smiled as you looked up into his eyes again. The prefect shade of blue you could ever see.

That smile took his breath away. He’s falling in love with a human.

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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVE MUTUALS REMEMBER WHEN WE FOUGHT THAT DEMON WHITE DEVIL ASDKLJSA IT WAS REALLY A 2017 MOOD… ur so so funny and u make me laugh so much and i love when u tease me about being emo and i just love ur personality? ur so effortlessly cool and you give off such a regal vibe i love it. i get so happy whenever i see u reply to my posts and i love hearing ur thoughts on astrology and ur thoughts on like. anything. i love u sm

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Speak of the devil and i shall appear~! m!a, Naga transformation for one week! Don't worry, you get to keep your spankable booty, it happens from the thighs down, but you get two cocks as a snake, plus some scales on the upper half, snaky tongue and eyes, the works. Enjoy hissing~

> This, this isn’t what Rose had been expecting of today at all. Really, it’s a good thing this happened when she wasn’t wearing anything on her lower half, her legs swiftly fusing together and morphing into a ludicrously long, thick snake tail, brilliant green with regular patterning. Uhhhh what the fuck…

> She arches an eyebrow, experimentally coiling her new tail and sitting atop it, realising that there’s no way she can properly cover herself with this slightly awkward setup. Shit. 

The Hollow: Part I

Dean’s stomach bottomed out, and it didn’t have anything to do with being at the end of the devil’s arm. It was those goddamn blue eyes staring back at him.

“Why can’t you just get a new meat suit?”

“Because your brother’s got his panties on lock down, and this one is surprisingly stable for the amount of energy in it.” Lucifer rolled his shoulders, eyes slipping away as his attention flopped inward, then snapped back out just as quick. “But, maybe–and I really mean this– maybe most of all, because it bothers you.

“Now, I didn’t fall off the turnip truck yesterday, Dean. My brother might be a little doltish on human subtleties, but I’m not. I can see right through you.”

He dragged a finger down Dean’s chin, trailed it off the edge. Plucked playfully at his chest. Those pink lips crawled up at the corners. “This isn’t what he really looks like, you know? This isn’t his voice. These aren’t his fingers. Or his lips.” His voice caught along the corners of Cas’ signature gravel, misuse of his vocal chords starting to show. “Or his tongue, in case you were wondering.”

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Well, that’s an interesting way to take the lesson.

Pearl lost the fight.

Like, outright.  Peridot’s machine, whether it was from superior design or simply getting the first real damage in, won over Pearl’s.  And yet–it’s still used as a platform, not to say anything about hard work and perseverance that this show hadn’t already driven home, but to show Peridot that she’s proven herself wrong.

Let’s play devil’s advocate for a moment and say that Peridot’s correct about baseline Pearls, that they’re not any good at engineering, or fighting, or the sciences.

This one still built a machine that almost fought a gem express-made for engineering to a standstill, that outright beat her at half the challenges they undertook.

Peridot is clearly wrong about the potential of individuals, in a way that she won’t be able to deny for much longer.  That’s why I always advise to beat somebody on their own turf in an argument; it’s more likely to stick, more likely to effect real, lasting change in the way they think.

Welcome to Earth, Peridot.  None of your old rules apply, and you can be anything that you want to be.

Jealous Bird (Clint Barton)

“Well, aren’t you a handsome devil?” You told Bucky as he walked into the living room. He chuckled, “Thanks.” Then sat down next to you. “What’re you watching?” He asked. “Spongebob.” You told him. “At 3 in the afternoon?” He asked you. “Yeah, don;t have anything better to do.” You shrugged. 

“Well, do you wanna go to the park? Steve bailed on me.” Bucky said. “Sure, just let me get changed.” You said as you stood up. “You look fine to me.” Bucky told you. “I have an Ice Cream stain on my bra.” You shouted from the hallway. 

“I’m trying to eat.” Clint said with cereal in his mouth. “Sorry, Barton.” Bucky apologized. “You should be.” Clint whispered as he turned his attention to the television. “What was that?” Bucky asked. “Nothing.” Clint answered. 

A few minutes passed and you came back wearing a blue knee length dress. “Ready?” Bucky asked. You nodded and he walked towards you. “Have fun.” Clint said bitterly as the two of you walked away. 

“So, I was thinking, maybe we can go to the shooting range.” You suggested. “You’re too perfect.” Bucky said and you smiled. 

The two of you have been close fried since Steve found him and brought him back to the Tower, and Clint wasn’t very happy with how close you and him had gotten in the past few days. 

Before Bucky came along, you and Clint had been best friends, you would play pranks on each other and the other teammates and he was going to ask you on a proper date the night Bucky came and ever since, you’ve spent your time with him. 

Which made Clint jealous. He hated the way that Bucky would make you laugh and whenever you two would whisper things at the dinner table. So, he planned that when you came back, he’d finally confess his feelings and hoped you feel the same way. 


“I totally beat you!” You laughed as he carried you into the Tower. “Yes you did.” Bucky chuckled. After the shooting range, you went to the bar a few blocks away and gotten hammered. Bucky couldn’t get drunk so he helped you all the way back home. 

“I see stubble!” You teased, touching his chin. “That’s what happens when you don’t shave.” Bucky told you. “Dude, don’t shave. Tomorrow, I’ll wax that shit off.” You promised him. “No thank you.” He chuckled. 

“C’mon! When a fellow bro wants to wax another fellow bro’s face, the bro shall.” You said. “You’re too drunk.” Bucky told you. “Just a little bit.” You said in a Russian accent. 

“Let’s get you to bed.” He said and you stopped walking and just as you were about to fall on the ground, Bucky grabbed you and carried you to your room bridle style. 

When he reached your room, he turned on the lightts and saw Clint sleeping on your bed. “You smell good.” You whispered, as you placed your head on his shoulder. 

“You’re sleeping in my room tonight.” Bucky whispered as he turned off the lights and walked out. “At least buy me a drink first.” You told him. “I bought you ten. Which now that I think about it, wasn’t a very good idea.” Bucky said. 


Clint woke up and realized what happened last night. He also saw that you weren’t in your room. “Stop it!” He heard you shout. He then got off his bed and ran towards the sound of your voice. 

“Not until you say the magic word.” He heard Bucky. “Stop it, or I’ll have you de-balled.” You threatened. Clint arrived to Bucky’s room and just as he was about to knock, Bucky came out and had you on his shoulder. 

“What’s going on?” Clint asked. “He’s being an asshole.” You told Clint. He then saw that you were wearing one of Bucky’s tee-shirts. “Put me down.” You said. 

“Say the magic word.” Bucky smiled. “I will wax you.” You said and then he dropped you. “Thank you.” You groaned as you stood up. “I smell Steve’s pancakes.” Bucky said and ran off. 

“What happened last night?” Clint asked, wanting to know if the story he thought of in his head was real. “Buck said that you were in my room and let me spend the night in  his.” You said. 

“Oh.” Clint said. “Why were you in my room?” You asked him. “I wanted to talk to you when you came back. Guess I fell asleep.” He explained. “Well, talk.” You told him. “Now?” He asked. 

“Yes, or else you’ll fall asleep again.” You smiled. “Right. So, I wanted to tell you think for a few months now and I never got the chance to tell you because you were always around Bucky.” He began. 

“I don’t know when these feelings started, maybe they were always there but for the longest time, whenever I was near you, my heart would beat like crazy and whenever I made you smile, it made me happy. So, what I’m trying to say is that I think I’m in love with you.” Clint told you. 

You were shocked, and a bit happy because you felt the same way, but always pushed those feelings aside because you thought that he was with Bobbi. “So?” Clint asked you. You didn’t answer, instead you wrapped you hands slightly around his neck and planted a kiss on his lips. 

“Whoa, get a room you crazy kids.” Bucky interrupted. “Shut it, grandpa.” You told him. “Just for that, no pancakes for you.” Bucky told you. “Buck.” Steve said. “Fine, one pancake.” Bucky groaned. 

You and Clint smiled and then he gave you another kiss. 

im still bummed out about mink’s nendo getting that choking faceplate though. also i saw some fucking Devil Person trashing it and saying this is why mink/minao fans were so bad like fam we didnt choose for the mink nendo to have that??? lmao

im probably just gonna sell it of keep it stuffed in his box i dont rly want anything to do w/ it. it wasnt a good accessory choice for him At All. and im pissy that he lost a faceplate for himself to get that one when we could’ve had smirking mink???? fuck you gsc

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Characters: Lucifer x Reader
Words: 1026
Requested by Anonymous: Could you do a Lucifer x reader based off of the song Out of the woods by Taylor Swift? 

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          You opened the box like you did probably too often. Inside were the few things that reminded you of the one man, well, one being who could bring you to do almost anything in the world.

           A single Polaroid. You were sitting on his lap; he had just discovered your Polaroid camera and insisted on taking a picture of the two of you. You were both smiling bigger than ever as he aimed fairly accurately to get both of your faces in the picture. It was something you would always cherish.          

           Nothing ever seemed to go right with Lucifer. He was always getting angry about something and disappearing and not telling you what was going on. You knew he was the devil and you knew you should have stayed away from him, but you just couldn’t.

           “I remember that day,” Lucifer’s voice always made you feel warm all over. You could never get tired of having him around.

           You turned to face him, “Hi, Luci.”

           “What are you thinking?” he asked.

           You sighed, “I don’t even know. I think about all these good times we’ve had. But then there are so many times that I don’t know if I can do it anymore. And I wonder if you still want to be in this relationship.”

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