anything more then that and it's just obnoxious

concept: otabek and yuri are dating and one day otabek admits to him that he’s polyamorous and yuris cool with it bc as long as bekas happy, he’s happy

“so who else do you like besides me??”
“dont get mad.”
“ok????????”
“.,,, its jj.”
“W̱̝̳H̡̻͙̺̝͗A̯͕͛T̩͓̹͚̻̏̃ͭ”

OF ALL THE PEOPLE BEKA WOULD BE INTERESTED IN ITS JJ WHAT THE FUCK

but he cant say anything bc again, as long as bekas happy then he’s happy, but,,,, what the fuck

so otabek and jj start dating, and the first time all three of them meet jjs like “hope u dont mind sharing your otabeef, princess 👉😎👉” and yuri is ready to kill him but otabek is smiling and hes weak for that so he holds back

but the more the three of them hang out together… the more tolerable jj becomes??? he isnt nearly as obnoxious as he is when theyre in competition and hes actually pretty funny and just as in love with otabek as he is (he knows bc of the way jj looks at him - it feels like looking into a mirror, because thats exactly how he stares at otabek himself)

and jj is actively trying to become better friends with him - he doesnt stop the teasing, but he starts knowing when to back down when he gets too much and yuri can feel the intense hatred he once felt for him die down into a begrudging respect

plus its really fun to talk to him about how adorable otabek is, so, really

a few months later and he can reluctantly say that jj’s become one of his closest friends, but tell anyone that and he’ll kick you with his knife shoes

(ps isabella and jj are still engaged/married and whenever otabek gets Tired of jjs shit she’s the person he’ll call

yuri enjoys watching them rant he thinks its the funniest shit ever)

What went down in The Evillustrator
  • INTRO SEQUENCE
  • Lady Wifi: *is a thing*
  • Climatika: *is a thing*
  • Marinette: how are there two villains at once
  • Marinette: Hawkmoth can only transform one person at a time
  • Nathaniel: it's ok Marinette I'm a superhero!
  • Marinette: do you have anything to purify akumas?
  • Marinette: bc if not then you're just gonna cause more problems
  • Nathaniel: how do you know so much about all this
  • Marinette: kk time to wake up now
  • Ms. Mendeleiev: why are you sleeping
  • Nathaniel: um, I'm not?
  • Chloé: *a bunch of obnoxious straight people things*
  • Ms. Mendeleiev: kk Nathaniel go see Mr. Damocles
  • Hawkmoth: or come see me instead
  • Ms. Mendeleiev: hey Marinette go work on a project with the two jerkfaces
  • Chloé: hey Marinette go work on the project with the other jerkface
  • Marinette: or maybe you could not call Sabrina a jerkface?
  • Sabrina: I F**KING LOVE YOU MARINETTE
  • Marinette: kk let's bond over how much we hate Chloé
  • Evillustrator: sounds p cool
  • Giant hair dryer: *is a thing*
  • Ladybug: IMMA RIDE A GIANT HAIR DRYER
  • Evillustrator: *skedaddles*
  • Marinette: well imma go home
  • Evillustrator: and imma follow you home
  • Marinette: not creepy at all Evillustrator
  • Evillustrator: but still less creepy than Sabrina right?
  • Marinette: mebbe
  • Evillustrator: now imma have a PARTY! on a BOAT! be there or be square
  • Marinete: kk cool
  • Sabrina: hey Marinette!
  • Marinette: you followed me home too?
  • Sabrina: mebbe
  • Chat Noir: go away Sabrina
  • Marinette: hey Chat Noir do you wanna crash a PARTY on a BOAT
  • Chat Noir: imma handsome m**********r
  • Marinette: kk I'll take that as a yes
  • Evillustrator: *has a PARTY on a BOAT*
  • Marinette: hey Evillustrator
  • Evillustrator: hey! thanks for being here so you know I'm not evil
  • Marinette: then why do you literally have "evil" in your name
  • Evillustrator: hmm fair point
  • Chat Noir: HEY GUYS
  • Evillustrator: hey that's supposed to be my thing!
  • Chat Noir: sorry to steal your moment there
  • Evillustrator: now make like Schrödinger's cat and get in this box
  • Chat Noir: NERD
  • Marinette: *gets out of the box*
  • Chat Noir: you're welcome!
  • Marinette: f**k you Chat Noir
  • Chat Noir: *leaves*
  • Chloé: *is being a jerkface*
  • Evillustrator: HEY GUYS
  • Chloé: there's only one of me in here
  • Evillustrator: dammit I'll never get that moment
  • Ladybug: fite me Evillustrator
  • Evillustrator: hey Ladybug!
  • Ladybug: imma beat you with a bouncy ball!
  • Ladybug: *beats him with a bouncy ball*
  • Sabrina: anyway so while you were f**king around I did the entire project
  • Marinette: wow I'm a terrible person
  • ROLL CREDITS
Lie Down (Rydam)

A break in your regularly schedule Reyder programming for a little fluffy Rydam. I’m pretty sure I have like…two Rydam followers so I really hope you see it! :P


Sara was beginning to wonder if anyone had brought anything but EDM to Andromeda. The music was loud - and bordering on obnoxious - but Prodromos’ settlers didn’t seem to mind. The colony was expanding, its coffers were swelling, and its inhabitants’ lives were slowly growing easier. These people had more than enough reason to celebrate.

And Liam Kosta threw one hell of a party.

Sara was cowering by the bar. She used the term loosely, of course, because the bar was just the spot where Liam had decided to distribute the booze. She used the clamour by the liquor crates as a milling human shield, placing it squarely between herself and anyone who looked like they might try to strike up a conversation. She tried not to wince when the bassline shook her aching skull. She tried not to glower when the lights began to strobe. She nursed her beer against her chest, forcing a smile whenever a passer-by made eye contact. August Bradley looked her over with concern when he drifted a little too close - but Sara turned on her heel and fled.

A planet like Eos was perfect for an outdoor party. Liam had managed to scrounge up some tarpaulins, though God only knew which settler he’d convinced to part with them. Sara had seen him out here earlier in the day, scrambling around in the sand while he and the other party planners struggled to string up their cobbled-together pavilion. He’d been bare-chested, of course. That went without saying.

The night was cool, but it wasn’t cold. The air was still, but not oppressive. Sara was grateful for it when she slipped away. She’d never find peace and quiet here; not unless she buried her head in the sand - but the thumping music faded a little when she crested the nearest dune. The sharpest edges of her headache dulled.

Sara was exhausted. “SAM? You’ll warn me if anything tries to sneak up on me, right?”

“Yes, Pathfinder. Do you intend to sleep?”

Sara only grunted in response. She tried to settle down onto her haunches to enjoy the rest of her drink - but her jelly legs wobbled a little too violently, and she flopped down onto her back instead. She watched her beer drain away into the sand.

She sighed. “Fuck.”

“Dr. T'Perro has asked me to remind you that the Alliance Navy recommends active personnel maintain a healthy sleeping schedule.”

“I do keep a healthy sleeping schedule. And I’m not Alliance Navy.”

“The demands placed upon an Alliance marine are similar to those placed upon you, but the comparison is not truly necessary. Four hours of sleep per night is not considered healthy for humans in any occupation.”

“I slept in this morning, SAM.”

“That was not sleep, Pathfinder. Mr. Kosta pointed out as much.”

Sara snorted. She sometimes wondered if SAM’s apparently unintentional references to her sex life were really as unwitting as they sounded. They couldn’t be - right?

“Whatever you say,” she muttered. “But it was definitely relaxing.”

A quiet laugh sounded somewhere behind her, and Sara’s stomach tried to drop down through her spine. She twisted around, already fumbling for some way to explain herself - but it was only Liam. Thank god.

He lay down beside her on the sand. “Don’t stop talking ‘cause of me.” He was sweaty from dancing - and a little breathless, too.

“You’re hoping for an ego boost,” Sara accused. She rolled over onto her side so she could hook her chin over his shoulder, fishing around in the space between them until her fingers found his hand. “What would you like to hear?”

Liam grinned at her. His eyes were just a little bit unfocused; his smile just a little bit sloppy. “I don’t need to fish, Sara. I know I liked it. Know you did, too.”

Sara laughed. “You’re not wrong.” She didn’t have the energy for much else, so she pressed a brief kiss to the top of his shoulder. “Great party, by the way.”

Liam shrugged, letting the compliment roll off him like he did so much else. “You get good at celebrating when even the small things are a win. We used to put street parties together for people back in HUSTL - you know, once the dust settled and people stopped bleeding.”

“You’re good at this. Connecting with people.”

“Guess I am,” he replied. He smiled a vaguely tipsy smile, turning his head to brush a kiss across her lips - then paused, brows pulling together while he examined her. “You look really tired.”

Sara sighed into his mouth. “I am tired, Liam.”

“Want to go back to the Tempest?”

“No. This is your night, and I don’t want to cut it short.” She pushed herself up onto her elbows, intending to stagger upright -

But Liam kept hold of her hand. “Lie down with me.”

Sara sighed. “Liam, really -”

“I could use some sleep,” he persisted. His smile turned sly - but it was the slyness of a man who’d had one too many beers. It was painfully obvious. It was achingly sweet. “You wouldn’t just leave me here, right?”

She thought about protesting. She thought about dragging him back to the party he’d worked so hard to make perfect; maybe stumbling onto the dancefloor with her fingers curled into his shirt. She shouldn’t let her failings bring him down. She shouldn’t let exhaustion -

Liam’s hand travelled up to her collar, tugging at it with gentle insistence. “Lie down with me.”

And Sara did. Her eyes were closed before she’d even hit the sand. Liam stretched his arm around her shoulders, hugging her to his chest, and Sara nuzzled in as close as she could get. Several moments passed in almost-silence, the persistent throbbing music fading.

“Love you,” Liam murmured into her hair.

But Sara was already asleep.

also back to the “wah wah western fanbase will ruin english fgo” thing because I’m not done complaining about people complaining yet

  1. fgo already has a western fanbase with ugly discourse like your fears are already happening buddy and you’re still enjoying the game what the fuck do you think is gonna happen that hasn’t already happened
  2. you can’t tell me the jp fgo fanbase isn’t also nasty they’re just being nasty on platforms you probably don’t frequent in a language you probably don’t understand. they might be nasty in a different way because cultural differences but there is no way they’re not just as fucking obnoxious. big fandoms are big fandoms and all of them are bad
  3. fate series has existed for 13 years and this fucking immediate negative reaction to anything that could bring in more (western) fans is getting real old. it happened with ubw anime. it happened with zero anime. it probably happened with extra and the fucking deen anime too. nobody cares. fate is too fucking old to get ruined by its fandom it got ruined a long time ago and we’re all still having a good time what’s the big dealio

anonymous asked:

Veronica and Heather Chandler?

AHH I didn’t get too into the Heather fandom but here I go?

  • They go on coffee dates and Heather begins ripping the place apart
  • Apparently she’s been to better places in actual France
  • Veronica ignores her and goes to order something simple
  • Heather orders something obnoxiously complicated but they don’t say anything because she tips a lot
  • When Veronica gets her cup she finds the guy scribbled his number on her cup, she brushes it off like its nothing
  • Heather sees what’s on her cup and immediately goes for the jugular
  • She rips him apart how he’ll never be more than just some coffee barista, crushes his hopes and dreams then takes back her tip
  • “You are a total bitch you know that?” 
  • “And you’re my girlfriend, so suck it.” 
  • They walk out with Chandler’s arm around Veronica, at least Ronnie doesn’t have to worry about getting hit on

anonymous asked:

I physically cringed with second-hand embarrassment when I saw that "nygmobpowerbottom" stuff. The "I can't pronounce Nygmobblepot" excuse was almost certainly bullshit. It's not as though "Nygmobpowerbottom" rolls off the tongue any easier - it's actually harder to pronounce. Sometimes I think there needs to be some kind of test before you're allowed in fandom.

Thats whats so wild about it, like first of all she tries to explain to Robin who, obvious by his reaction knows its a sexual term, that its not really a sexual term, which is just ridiculous from word go, but then on top of it theres the I can’t pronounce it business for explanation on why she thought it was appropriate, which is awkward as hell but then she goes on to confirm she had multiple other options, some of which were actually cute / harmless, but she decided “powerbottom” was her favourite where she LITERALLY says because its got a highly sexual correlation that she ignorantly believes suits Oswald. 

Like I cant think of anything more obnoxious or moronic, I really cant. Like she walked up and lied to Robins face cause she believed she knew more than a gay man about a highly sexual gay term she clearly knows nothing about but still thought she could put it over him like that to get her nasty skeeve signed. 

You know he was hardly able to get his head around what a dumb ass hes dealing with you can see it in every one of his reactions.  

Its truly an onion of obnoxious, ignorant stupidity. There is SO many layers, all of them just terrible like for a start she doesn’t know the full meaning of power bottom and has applied it to Oswald bc hes childish and bossy- despite the fact hes canonically a sex repulsed virgin lol. The unnecessary sexualization of him due to his feelings for Ed is out of this world, just like their infantilization  & objectification of Robin is extreme and so gross. Like they treated this nygmobpowerbottom shit as synonymous with smaylor which says A LOT. 

They see gay men / gay love as sexual entertainment and it couldn’t be more blatant. Next time yall see these uglies doin this at a con spray em with water or something before they fuck fan interactions up with Robin for everyone. Like theyre literally proud of all this. Jesus christ. 

I just hope Robin knows there is people out there who respect him and don’t find this cool at all. 

you can ignore this i’m just dumping my thoughts here lol

anonymous asked:

I wouldn't care about yoi if it wasn't for the fact people acting like it's such great representation... it's mostly just gross fanservice and fetishization. It is literally possible to make a gay romance without fetisizing them!

The “representation” thing is THE most obnoxious of their claims. But their other claims are also extremely arrogant and ignorant. 

“IT’S REVOLUTIONARY!!”, “IT’S A MASTERPIECE”, “MOST GROUND BREAKING SPORT ANIME!”

They think they can make these claims without anything to back it up. 

Their fandom is unusually stupid, more stupid than your average stupid anime fans, and they’re conceited in their ignorance. They never watched another anime but felt confident enough to claim characters changing clothes is revolutionary, and two male characters kissing is something that never had been done before. They never read yaoi yet felt confident enough to stubbornly deny YOI isn’t yaoi.

They’re also bully. To compensate for lack of counter arguments, they deal with any criticism of the show by accusing people of homophobia. 

anon 2: idk about other fandoms but victu/uri fandom had a large influx from john/lock fandom from sherlock. the subset of people who bullied and harassed others in that fandom that their ship will be canon, latched onto victu/uri the moment it got hyped as canon and brought in their blind followers as well. john/lock didn’t happen, so they stayed here and now create the same shit they did previously. i won’t be surprised if they have large following in this fandom as well, they are attention seekers.

That would explain why they know jackshit about anime in general. Isn’t victuuri the most annoying and ignorant part of the fandom anyway? other ships’ fandom have no reason to force down “It’s GREAT REPRESENTATION!” down everyone’s throat. 

I should have to say this but I guess I do. I am bi and ace/aro because I have experienced trauma in the past and it greatly affects my attraction. I dont want to and shouldnt need to divulge anything more than that, because unless youre a close friend or romantic/sexual partner, its frankly none of your concern. 

On top of that, its very rude to come into someone’s DMs hostile and deny their identity, tell them theyre wrong, that asexuals are born from a genetic condition(like what??) and be obnoxious.

Because of this, I recommend pre-emptively blocking @strugglingwitheveryythingg because frankly as a 19 year old, this is ridiculous. I also didnt feel its necessary to divulge this, but talking about me getting turned on and my sexual attraction isnt appropriate as a stranger, let alone an adult as I am 17. I am technically a minor. I dont think this is very relevant in the grand scheme of things, as I’m nearly legal and am not in schooling, but in this context a 19 year old wanting to know the details of this topic is unacceptable. Even if I wasnt I cant get over how invasive and rude this was.

hi this is bolded because im obnoxious but anyways

if anyone ever wants to tag me in glowy stuff like the fish picture or that picture of a laundromat i just reblogged! i would really appreciate it!! just anything with neon signs but kind of dark so its glowy you know? i really like that aesthetic?? idk if thats the word for it but wanna see more since i love it a lot so please tag me in it if you remember or feel like it!

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a remake of this post, my trash celebration-for-finally-finishing-days post.

even tho this one is still trash tbh r.i.p

guardian charge ideas

-a pleasingly round, very smooth pebble
-an endangered species. tHE WHOLE THING
-concepts. I could go on and on. I love the idea of guardians protecting concepts and ideas. Also philosophies, techniques, music- anything that can be taught. Guardians have to spread that knowledge to protect it from falling into obscurity.
-a very short-lived animal or anything else very very impermanent. Does the guardian take another charge when the animal passes on or is it like “whelp I served my charge time my life is my own now” or do they spend the rest of their life mourning this ephemeral thing.
-A star. Very concerning for guardians who do not actually understand astronomy. also like there’s nothing they can do to protect it so they just stare intently at it a lot when its visible. 
-PATENT LAWYER GUARDIAN WILL PROTECT ALL PATENTS. On a more serious note though this kinda goes along with concept guardians if they’re protecting artist integrity and going after counterfeiters 
-now my narratives don’t really have anything much to do with the sacredness of virginity cause I don’t buy it, but can you just imagine how obnoxious a guardian protecting a specific person’s “”””””””chastity””””””””” would be. like imagine someone comes along like “my life is dedicated to making sure you don’t get any.”

is there anything more obnoxious than harry potter fans its just the most basic boring shit and people talk about it 24/7 and fucking quote it and its so embarrassing and its always the same type of person

Anonymous said:Dipper starts messing with Bill by calling him William and is pisses Bill the frick offBill would be more confused than anything. “Hey William.”  A pause.  "Williaaaammmm!“  Dipper tried again.  Nothing.  "William don’t ignore me!”  Mabel snickered. “Who the fuck is William?!”  Bill snapped- turning red.  Man Pine Tree was being obnoxious. “You are.  Bill is short for William…” “No- no its not.  My name is just Bill- not William.”  Dipper gave him an appraising glance, eyes narrowed and Bill could SEE the wheels turning. ~*~ “Hey William come here.”  "William are you coming or not!“  "You… WIlliam why are you watching soaps..?”   “William we’re leaving!” Every time he heard it his eye twitched.  And then Shooting Star got in on it too… “William can you help-” “No!  NO I FUCKING CANNOT BECAUSE I AM NOT FUCKING WILLIAM!!!!!”  His voice echoed, body growing and glowing red- the whole Shack shook. The twins vowed to never call him William again.

A lot of my friends keep trying to tag me in this Rachel Dolezal thing, attempting to make a stretch at why being transgendered can’t be a thing because how obnoxious being transracial is. So let me say a few things.

Transracial. Transethnic. Changing your race at a whim. Is not a thing. 

Being transgender has no affiliation with transracial. If anything this push for transethnicity completely undermines any strides that have been made in the transgender community.  

Gender and sex are not the same. Biology decides your sex, society decides your gender. 

Although there is no biological base for race its pretty fair to say if you have two white parents they will produce a white offspring. 

There is so much more to race than just skin tone. There’s history, there’s culture, there’s community. There are LIVED experiences by people every day. Rachel Dolezal doesn’t live these experiences, and no matter how much she pretends she will never fully live these experiences.

Ethnic women specifically in this case black women have experienced fetishization at large since forever. Our hair, our bodies, our sexual nature, our skin, everything about us is fetishized. Rachel Dolezal is nothing more than a fetishizer. There is a complete difference between being appreciative of a culture, and being an ally for a group of people and being an appropriator. 

Rachel Dolezal is more than welcome to appreciate black culture and to be an ally for the black community. However picking up and pretending to be whatever flavor of black she finds acceptable is absolutely unacceptable.

Rachel Dolezal you would have been much more appreciated had you been yourself, debunked your white privilege and continued to be an advocate for the black community. But pretending to be one of us you have now outcasted yourself. You cannot possibly know the pain in my history, or in my present. The fact you made your livelihood around trying to educate other people about the black experience, not only are you a fraud you’re a disgusting person. 

Jill Rance Rant

Jill Rance is so contradictory and hypocritical and confusing and fame hungry and just a hot mess at this point.

I’ve been observing her since the beginning and I’ve not only witnessed her downfall but I’ve noticed that she changes her opinion based on what the majority is believing at the time being but at the same time makes subtle comments to support the minority as well. Basically everything she states or tweets or favorites or replies contradicts what she previously says to appease EVERYONE. Which comes across as fake…

While Zach and Frankie were on good terms in the beginning and the Zankie rumors started, Jill supported them and was all aboard the Zankie train. She retweeted every Pro Zankie tweet and basically became the spokesperson for Zankie. She spoke with the Grande’s, supported Frankie, stated that she would support Zach no matter what his sexual preference, and said that Zach was around gay people his whole life in the family (which turned out to be a lie) so that’s why he was so respectful.

But when Frankie and Zach had their first falling out Jill took it harder than Zach took it. Even after Zach was over it, Jill still held it against Frankie and this is when her downfall began.

With a combination of people feeding her ego about how amazing Zach was,(which he is) and how famous he’ll be (which he will be) she started to become obsessed with the media and getting into business that wasn’t even about Zach anymore. Also the Frankie hate from others became huge so she slowly became apart of it.

On twitter it still appeared that she liked Zach with Frankie but she’d favorite and reply with contradictory things. She even agreed with someone that Frankie was a fame whore cum dumpster which… last time I checked was pretty anti Frankie.

And now that Zach is in jury you’d think she’d stop and her few months of fame would be over but she still continues her hate/love for Frankie and Zankie and it’s gotten to the point that it frustrates me. She supports it but then she simultaneously shits on it. It’s like she tries to appease everyone but in the end it just makes her seem fake which is why she’s gone from my favorite HG mom to my least favorite.

And her hypocrisy shows when she tweets about how people should only post about game play and stop crapping on people’s personalities but then she does it and suddenly it’s completely okay. I mean I get it, your son’s best friend got him evicted but it’s a game and in the end Zach was completely fine with his exit and was on good terms with Frankie. Jill still acted like Frankie had murdered him though…

Also it seems like everyone in the Rance family has a twitter now, EVEN ZACH’S DOG. Like I don’t understand the necessity to make a twitter just to make fun of Frankie and how Zach should stay away from him after the show. That shouldn’t be their place. It’s harsh and unnecessary and now they’re asking for apologies on something Frankie posted 5 years ago from his family who has nothing to do with the post. It’s just asking for attention digging up things to make Frankie look bad and it’s obnoxious.

If I was any of the Grande’s I’d be more offended than anything.

I’m just confused and frustrated and I’d love to know Jill’s TRUE feelings instead of what she says to just contradict later to make all the fans happy. She’s become too fake for the media and I’m just over the Rance family at this point.

Except Peyton and Tiger, they are angels as far as I’m concerned.

I used to really like Jessie J. Back in late 2010/early 2011, she was a singer with so much promise. She was pop with an urban edge, completely down-to-earth, and she just so happened to be quite openly bisexual. As an intro to several of the songs from her first album, Who You Are, she would regale the crowd with stories of her relationships with women and express the importance of love in all its forms, standing up for her right - and all of our rights - to love whomever it was we chose.

Somewhere along the way, I disconnected from Jessie. Not only did her music not do all that much for me anymore (though there are a few songs on Gold that are just that), but the persona she’d suddenly adapted both in interviews and - perhaps much more obnoxiously - on social media began overshadowing what she would continue to say was the most important thing at the end of every rant she made that was about anything but: the music. She wrote lengthy diatribes about what a role model she was, spewing pseudo-wisdom on the world as she explained why she had it all figured out and if only everyone else could, too - an enlightenment she continued to try and disguise under her “be yourself” umbrella - then the world would be a much better place.

To say homegirl has tickets on herself would be the understatement of the year. Jessie J loves herself so much that she was the musical act at her own birthday party, performing a full concert of songs for the family and friends she’d invited along. If that’s not some bullshit, you tell me what is.

Anyway, that’s neither here nor there. Yesterday, Jessie came out of nowhere spouting her cryptic bullshit on Twitter that is supposed to make people care and/or feel like she’s some martyr fighting the good fight about how she has to be true to herself and how it really sucks that people took something she said ONE TIME, many many years ago, to be truthful, because she would NEVER go there now and she simply had gone through a “phase” to discover who she is in life. Of course, she didn’t mention what in the fuck she was ACTUALLY talking about, she just kept spouting off shit about how everyone has such high expectations of her and how difficult it is to “look down on the world” (YES, she went there) and see how insignificant so many things are. Poor Jessie.

Then, someone called her ass out and basically told her to get real and say what she means, and she replied with the above… before deleting it shortly thereafter. Luckily I’m crafty and screencapped that shit, however, because I feel like we need to talk about this.

Look, we’ve all known our share of “four year queers” or whatever you happen to call them. You know, the girls who “experiment” by getting drunk and making out with girls, maybe even sleeping with them or pretending to have a relationship with one for a month or two before going back to dick like they’d always planned to. Fair enough - Jessie wouldn’t be the first and she sure as hell won’t be the last. She’s sprung off Tinie Tempah and has been for over a year, so there are no big shocks there.

But here’s my issue: Jessie did not refer to herself as bisexual once. She said it EVERY CHANCE she could get. She discussed it on talk shows, in magazine interviews, at concerts. She reminisced fondly on her TWO YEAR relationship with a particular girl who’d inspired several of her songs. She pulled the gay/lesbian/bisexual community to her and used them to build a fanbase… and now, when it’s not as trendy to like both men and women, she’s backing out.

To add insult to injury, she’s not just backing out and pretending that this never happened - which… would be fucked up but I can’t dictate anyone’s narrative - but she’s actively referring to a long-term relationship as a “phase”, flippantly claiming that this is something everyone goes through and proudly declaring herself as a dick riding straight woman. Which, girl, do you. But do NOT deride the community you used just to get any semblance of a career.

Here’s the thing that Jessie J doesn’t get. If she had it all figured out, she could find a way to navigate her experience that not only isn’t so final and definitive but also doesn’t offend an entire group of people she used to count herself as part of. If someone feels that they are bisexual - that they love men and women - and is at one point in a relationship with a man, that certainly doesn’t negate their bisexuality. If a bisexual is in a relationship with a woman, that doesn’t make them automatically a lesbian (unless you feel it does, then knock yourself out). But to say “I ONLY LIKE MEN” and put the thumbs up emoji is some self-righteous fuckery that makes me wanna knock this chick out.