anyone want to come over and share

Hey fun fact the people 28 and over on this website actually do KNOW that the average age skews much lower so like, reminding us is pretty pointless?

More to the point, as much as you guys are way better at identifying and calling out misogyny than I was at your age, a lot of people are really terrible at picking up on one particular kind of misogyny, and that is the creepy upper age limit for space and existence you’re setting for women in your communities.

This may not be easy to instantly identify because it’s not really ageism across the board, for example, this idea that fandom has an upper age limit is not something that effects a lot of men in fandom. Women, on the other hand, are apparently expected to re-direct their fan obsession, fixation, or hobby to things like crafting, child-rearing, and housekeeping just as soon as they become a mom or reach that “typical mom” age. Adult fangirls are “immature” and “need to grow up,” while adult fanboys are literally just a fact of life, as if we both haven’t always been there.

Whenever you question a woman’s right to this space because of her age or parental status, you are reinforcing a stereotype that has effects that reach beyond that one situation. The expectation, for example, that 40 year old men be catered to when writing comics, but that characters of interest to 40 year old women are obsolete or unprofitable.

When actresses over 30 are written out of their franchises or written exclusively in villain/mother/crone roles, this not only furthers the impression that women over 30 have no interest in these franchises, but actually causes women over 30 to disengage with these franchises as a self fulfilling prophecy. A sudden loss of representation can be a real buzzkill, as many of you already know too well.

Women over 30 are often sexual and a lot of us get fan crushes or thirst at the exact same rate as younger people do, but you’re not going to hear about it because every one of us has been shamed at one point or another for expressing desire for age-appropriate fictional characters that was totally acceptable when we were five years younger. Add to that dissonance the fact that A LOT of you are fixated on and thirsting after characters that are actually closer to OUR age if not our age exactly.

Hell, we transfer directly from EVERYONE wanting to hear about our desires and attractions to people being equally disgusted. This is pretty dissonant on a website stuffed full of explicitly sexual material, and it’s especially difficult and heartbreaking for the 30+ year olds who JUST CAME OUT and get an extra level of taboo on top of what is most likely a heaping dose of internalized homophobia.

And I know it’s coming so I’m just going to head it off at the pass, this OBVIOUSLY does not mean that you need to engage in any overtly sexual topic with an older person if that discomfits you, and it doesn’t even mean you need to INTERACT with us, because well, you don’t HAVE to interact with anyone on this website if you don’t want to.

But realize what you’re doing when your reaction to the desire of a 30 year old woman to a 30 year old fictional character is revulsion or a suggestion that she is over-sharing. Notice your shock when you realize that older women inhabit the fandom and recognize that that shock has nothing to do with those women.

Pay attention to the double standard that allows you to embrace rude bigoted 50 year old male comic creators/collectors and equally feel like there’s something wrong or stunted about a woman into the same things. Think about it because that stuff will sneak up on you, and you are probably pretty sure that you’re not going to turn 28 and magically drop all your interests, because no one should expect you to.

For those new fans of KS

You don’t need to be ashamed for enjoying fiction like Killing Stalking or anything similar to it. 

You don’t need any permission from anyone to read or watch fictional content like KS. 

You aren’t sick or disgusting or a terrible person for liking it; you like it, that’s great you found something new to enjoy. 

Abuse survivor, mentally ill, or not, you do not need permission to enjoy fictional worlds and stories, and you don’t have to be ashamed of it. You aren’t hurting anyone physically, especially in the real world. 

Don’t let these online bullies and abusers, complete strangers, shame you, manipulate you, force you to share deeply personal information. 

They aren’t gatekeepers, they don’t speak for one group, they only speak for themselves. They are selfish, and they just want to hurt others over fiction.

If you feel the need to talk or confess or anything, I ask you, please come talk to me. My inbox and PMs is open for all. I won’t judge you, I’ll listen, and I know others in this fandom will too if you need to reach out to anyone else other than me.

As long as you aren’t actually hurting people in real life, then you have nothing to apologize for, especially not for loving fiction.

rivals to lovers starters

as requested. feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

  • “I’m going to kis–kick your ass!”
  • “You can’t sleep with him/her/them! You’ll get your heart broken–and then I’ll automatically win, and that’s no fun.”
  • “I’m considering letting you win…”
  • “If you lose, you have to do anything I want.”
  • “Stop squirming! You can’t beat me if you have a cut like that.”
  • “I’d do anything to……win.”
  • “How did you trip over thin air, dumbass?! Be quiet, I’ll carry you somewhere.”
  • “I challenge you to a duel! With my tongue/mouth.”
  • “I bet I can kiss better than you can!”
  • “Wow, you’re really dumb…PFFT…bet you won’t take off your shirt…chicken.”
  • “I can’t believe I have to share a room with you before our competition.”
  • “Try to beat MY handholding skills.”
  • “Contest: whoever comes up with the most ways to say ‘I love you’ wins.”
  • “Ha! You’re definitely the fastest.”
  • “Scared, ___?”
  • “I was joking…why would you actually try to jump over that fence?”
  • “Don’t do anything stupid!”
  • “FINE. If you win, I’ll go out/sleep/make out with you.”
  • “You have about as much of a chance at winning as you do of getting a kiss from me.”
  • “I don’t want to lose to anyone else but you!”
  • “If you get it right, I’ll let you take a break.”
  • “Are you too scared to skinny dip?!”
  • “Think you can handle my thoughtful love notes?! You’re in for a shocker.”
  • “I’ve always spent so much time practicing/studying/exercising/etc. that I’ve never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other before.”
  • “For a newbie, you’re kinda cute.”
  • “Hey, stop with the puppy eyes! I won fair and square.”
  • “No, YOU’RE the cutest.”
  • “Time for a staring contest! I’m totally the king/queen/ruler of them.”
  • “Can we end practice? It’s really hot in here.”
  • “Oh you wanna trash talk huh? Well-uh–your lips–a-are really soft-looking–”
  • “If I win, you get to be my prize.”

❉ = fluff / ✥ = angst / ✱ = comedy / ✺ = 😏

admins favorites = 🍑 / 🥝



i don’t mind people finding out


you ruined my pickup line

unrelated topic, did you like what you saw ?

okay, i give you permission to kill him, but please wait until Thursday 🥝

guess who loves you


i take you out one time and suddenly i’m the local delivery guy ?? ❉ & ✱

i like you too, like a little… little lot. ✱ & ❉

👉🏼👌🏼 ?

i’m not kidding tho where does he live i’m already in the car angry and ready to go

if i have to listen to management nag about weight one more time i’m marching straight out of this building


i am not cute

i don’t want to talk to you anymore

come help me out here ?

if it makes you feel any better ur a great chair

roasting you is like the best part of my day

i need lady stuff

what happend to the yoongi who doesn’t take shit from anyone ? ❉ & ✥

are you texting me song lyrics ?

come to the studio and sit on my lap ✺ & ✱

text me, call me, email me, send a letter; for all i care it could be by pigeon

i promise i only type like this when i like the person i text

completely giving up, starring me.

he’s just not hitting anything other then my knees

i was thinking about making out with you all day

not the pillow part you one celled creetin

lets get another doggo

thank god, i’d thought you’d never leave me alone

yeah being as short and mean as you is a real gift.

soft min family™️


fuck the fuck off

can i have like five of you ?

ur so pretty

have fun with math

but hobi wants some love ❉ & ✱

that’s cuz im trying to communicate with u

jung hoseok you’ll be the death of me

i wanna kiss your face every time i see you too

you know i support everything you do right ?

where did all that wisdom come from ?

stop talking to the small man

series : big bro hobi

i’m disowning you.



you still up ?

yeah i can rap like the entire thing

right, and what does your mom call you ?

sure, have fun with my bras

that’s because you don’t speak Korean

i see you’ve had a few drinks ❉ & ✱

i miss your face

I’m not wearing any fucking underwear, because you never put the fucking laundry in the fucking dryer like I asked you to 100 times ✱ 

i better be ✥ & ✱ 

the company told me not to go but i couldn’t disappoint you like that

i have to go look for a new job


ur such a loser

but you dont like shopping

the disrespect in this one is strong

it was supposed to be a surprise

you mean my singing ? ✱ & ❉ 

he’s just jaelous his dongsae had a child before him

very funny babygirl ✱ & ✺

we’ll go wherever you want

yoonmin : you’re like a candy bar jimin, half sweet half nuts.

you want me to come over ? we can cuddle

i cant sleep, are you up ?

is little jimin mad ? or should i say regular jimin ? ❉ & ✱


Hey ! i bought you ice-cream

the inventor of snapback look™

tae don’t you think the pillow wall is a bit of an overkill ?

thank god at least one of you know how to make a move

you’re not disappointing anyone by eating breakfast and lunch ❉ & ✥

did you do the english assignment ?

it’s just like 99.999% your fault


you’ll send me letters everyday right ?

are you telling me you’ve been smart this whole time ?

it’s in my job description


wassup dudette

ayo ladies and gentleman

send nudes

what are you doing right now ?

look how cute we are

i just have a strong disliking to your personality

i like our bickering

babe i need your opinion ✱ & ✺

i’ll buy you food for a week if you tell me i’m your favorite

you could pay me a million and i still wouldn’t consider it

i didn’t want to leave your side that night because i wanted you to feel safe

stop kicking my chair

what does oppa mean ?

i miss every little thing you do

i’ll give you three breadsticks and a goat if you give me jimin

in your dreams

jk he’s not lord voldemort

i didn’t think this one through

good job, guk 

i’ll always be your kookie

some of us actually need school jk

the village called. they want their idiot back, you better get going.

happy removal day


yeah and i’m just implying that i want to take you out on a date

what are you an owl ?

jin just made the worse recipe ever and i doubt he put ANY effort into it

i don’t like going outside

absolute soul mate has 16 letters and so does fuck jungkook asap

you’ve both got the same mental age

you are pure evil

i’m so whipped, this is incredible

for now i’ll have your lovely messages to look forward to ❉ & ✥

dont mess with me park ✱ & ❉

i like to send nudes ok ? if that’s my biggest flaw i think i’m ok.

if you were any thicker you’d look at the weather app outside

don’t start with me pindick

i’m not related to you anymore

we don’t want him

he really wanted to be in the picture


i can’t believe you saw mini nochu

i gain 3k for every shirtless picture

the power of jjang jjang man

next time you plan on rapping verse1 invite me

i’ll tell them to stop bothering you

okay, but if it attacks my dog i’m giving it to jimin ✱ & ❉


way to ruin the mood loser ✱ & ✺

dont act so smug you little shit

tell him to drop dead, with my compliments

you use that meme when you get nervous ✱ & ❉

was i your second choice ? ✱ & ❉

he’s a little small, but he’ll do ✱ & ✺

bring me some vodka and condoms ✱ & ✺

your butt rights have been invoked

one can never know too many counting systems ✱ & ❉

all he’s done to me with his 10/12 looks

i’ll take you out on a real date when ur older

i dont know what your problem is, but i’m guessing its hard to pronouce

that was my… goldfish.

you did not just call me your dog


i’ve been staring at the wall for the past hour


cheating series :

hold on imma go beat his ass

i told him the only thing smaller then him is his dick

this bitch gonna die tonight

i’m going to jail when i see his ass

when u gotta kill your hyung

dumped him so hard he probably got whiplash

losing a member series : 

we bangtan 6 now 🍑

how is it you’re the smartest and dumbest person i’ve ever met


how do you manage to lose a human being ??

gang au series :

you act like you’ve never been shot before !

but did you die ?

is everyone alive and not in jail ?

mafia gangs dont have facebook pages.

one little girl thought it was cool i was covered in blood

teasing members series :

confess or i’ll set your mattress on fire

namjoon i will call your mother

so when are y'all getting kids

i will literally launch you into the sun


footage of me at the club

footage of me at a house party

footage of me in the kitchen

footage of me with friends

why i shouldn’t be allowed to edit part 1

why i shouldn’t be allowed to edit part 2


Steve Rogers x Reader

Summary: “We don’t meet people by accident. They’re meant to cross our path for a reason” but sometimes it’s a little awkward. 

Word Count:2,565 (wtf?!)

Warnings: Language, Drinking, Implied Sex, The Fluffiest Fluff that ever Fluffed

A/N: Written for Bee’s writing challenge. I’m so sorry… it took me forever to write this. I hope it’s okay. 

Originally posted by cheekychappychris

The bar was empty except for another patron and the bartender who was cleaning mugs with a rag. It was late and you should have been in bed, sleeping soundlessly, but you were too nervous to sleep. So you got dressed in the first clothes that came to hand, grabbed your keys and decided to take a stroll around the neighbourhood.

Of course, that didn’t do a thing to calm your nerves so you settled for the next best thing: a bar not too far from your apartment. You only had a ten dollar bill and some change in your pocket, but it was enough to order their cheapest drink -a vodka cranberry.

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okay so there’s been a lot of controversy about whether the ****ing+ episodes should be shared or not. myself and @tuanpumpkins don’t really see the problem with sharing it so we’ve created a private google drive folder where we will be uploading each episode (w/ eng subs).

because of how risky this is however, there will be some rules for anyone who wants access to the files. they’re nothing too daunting i promise, just some measures to protect the both of us.


→ ACCESS can only be obtained through email-invite so we can have some form of control over who’s seeing what. this means you would need to message us your emails (along with a polite request, nothing too extravagant but a ‘please’ would be nice :p)

→ NO RE-SHARING. like we can’t stress this enough. putting these videos out there comes with risks as it is, so the further this spreads the more at risk we will be. we are trusting you guys to keep these videos to yourselves so please don’t abuse it.

→ these videos are for your VIEWING purposes only, please do not re-post this content in any form (incl. gifs, screencaps, etc.)

→ DOWNLOADING is allowed, but again, do not re-post. it can only be for personal use.

SHARE THIS POST with other ahgases but do not share the content inside the folder. direct them to either cher or myself and we will share them into the folder.

apart from that, please enjoy the episodes! they’re honestly really entertaining to watch and cher and I believe it’s worth the risk so all ahgases can watch these too.

i’m just going to stress one last time, please please please do not re-share or re-post.

if you have any other questions please don’t be afraid to drop either of us a message!


Originally posted by charrytommoto

Yoongi x reader

Genre: Fluff, romance

AU: best friend!AU x Jungkook

Warnings: Suggestive language, swearing

Words: 4170

Author/admin: HO

Beta: FeeFee


Anonymous said to kpop-reads: Your best friend, Jungkook, text invites you over to the BTS dorm and says it’s fine that you’re only wearing pjs cause he knows it’ll fluster his Yoongi hyung 

Author’s note: I wasn’t going to write anything for this blog and just remain a Beta. But this request was too good to pass up. Thanks for the glorious idea!

In which your best friend has his friends’ best interests at heart, despite being a little shit.

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Dating Carl Grimes would Include:

Originally posted by carls-left-eye

  • You weren’t together at first but always going out of each other’s way to protect one another
  • Every night, sneaking in his room to sleep in his bed because the two of you can’t sleep not knowing if you’re by each other’s side
  • Carl keeps his door cracked open for you
  • It doesn’t matter how dangerous it is if one of you is going so is the other one.
  • “You have to stay here, I have to know you’re safe.”
  • “How can I sit here, when you’re out there, seconds away from being snapped up? Bite your damn tongue because I’m going with you.”
  • Carl getting annoyed at how stubborn you are
  • You getting annoyed at how stubborn Carl is
  • Not having your first kiss for the longest time because you two already knew you belonged to each other
  • Til one day you were seconds away from being bitten, Carl kissed you frantically but slowly from both the adrenaline but also the fear of losing you
  • Rick accepting your relationship with open arms knowing that you would do anything to keep his family safe
  • Straightening his Sheriff hat every now and then
  • Insisting on wearing one of his shirts whenever on a run
  • “I might die today, I need to wear something of yours.”
  • Judith taking a particular liking to you and crying every time you try to put her down
  • Holding Judith in your arms with Carl hugging you from behind
  • “Y’all look like a mini family, it’s seriously creepy.”
  • Sharing comic books and getting in arguments over the plot and character
  • Sometimes you two are quiet, basking in each other’s company. Other times you’re loud, so loud that Rick wants to come and warn you two to stop jabbering on and on but then he realizes you’re just kids. Just kids.
  • Holding hands at the dinner table and all of your family poking fun and teasing you
  • “If you’re gonna kiss, can I at least finish my meal before puking it all backup?”
  • “I didn’t know toddlers were allowed to date.”
  • Both of you blushing really hard whenever someone comments on how cute you are
  • Everything in your life feels rushed and chaotic with walkers roaming the Earth and the constant need for supplies but you two make each other feel sane
  • When on runs, you and Carl love to place bets
  • “5 walkers.”
  • “No way, it’s an abandoned Walmart. Gotta be at least 10.”
  • “You’re on.”
  • “Bet I can clear the house before you can.”
  • “Ha, yeah, in your dreams Grimes.”
  • Pouting when Carl ends up winning the bets you two place
  • “Aw c’mon (Y/N). Don’t pout.”
  • Being able to be a kid while around each other
  • It’s almost unlikely to see you two have PDA in front of anyone else besides hand holding or small kisses on the cheek
  • “Wait wait before we go.”
  • “We’re almost 10 minutes late, we need to haul ass.”
  • “Okay but give me a kiss first.”
  • Sharing a room in Alexandria because no one can separate you two, and no one even wanted to try
  • Carl being protective when Ron comes over
  • “I’m not saying I hate him, but I’m saying if there was a piece of cake and him dangling off of a cliff… then I hope that cake is chocolate.”
  • “Carl!”
  • Kissing Carl in front of Enid then turning to look at her with an eyebrow raised
  • “Are you claiming territory or something?”
  • “Nope… just showing my love.” :)
  • Pushing you behind his back whenever Negan comes to collect from Alexandria
  • “Now whose thing lil thing?”
  • “Don’t fucking touch her.”
  • Carl didn’t want to see you for a while after the whole incident with his eye til you burst the door down and yelled at him
  • “I don’t give a damn what the hell happened and you can keep trying to block me out but I’m going to keep fighting because we’ve gotten this far and you’re not going to be the reason we break up. I can’t do this without you.”
  • Changing his bandaged and kissing his forehead
  • Carl being shy about how his eye looks
  • Assuring Carl is still as handsome as he was before
  • “You’re still that annoying boy I am very much in love with.”
  • You keep on reminding him to cut his hair even though you love it when it’s long
  • Sneaky kisses behind shelves
  • Trying to find pudding, comic books, or candy bars on runs 
  • “(Y/N), stay back”
  • “You stay back.”
  • Being each other’s first time
  • Feeling on top of the world when he smiles at you
  • Loving the shit out of each other
Better This Way (ChapterTwelve)

Ugh this is a good chapter. Watch out for the NSFW!
Can’t wait to hear what you guys think!


Enjoy :)

“Damn it, say something, Spidey.” Wade muttered after what seemed like years of silence. “Say anything, just stop staring at me.”

“Oh my god.” All the anger rushed out of him and Peter slid from the recliner and to his knees on the floor. “Wade.”

Wade closed his eyes against the trickle of hope that filled him when Peter didn’t recoil from the mess that was his face. “Did he fuck you?” he asked again. “Did he help you through your heat?”

“Would you be upset?” Peter was still staring, chewing on his bottom lip anxiously.

“I’d kill him.” Wade stated, his body tensing. “I’d kill him.”

“Why?” Wade still wasn’t looking at him, so Peter reached up and pulled his mask and then his gloves off, setting them on the floor. “Why would that upset you?”

“Because you’re mine.” Wade groaned. “You’re mine, Pete.”

“And?” Peter prompted, and crept closer, edging towards the big Alpha.

“You’re MINE.” Wade repeated, louder this time. “You’re mine Pete, and the thought of you with another Alpha—”

“And what?” Peter urged. “Why else? Why does the thought of me with another Alpha make you angry?”

“Because…” a shuddering sigh, hiding his face in his hands. “Because I’m… yours.”

My Alpha.” Peter whispered and Wade nodded.


“Say it.” Peter was almost in front of him now, almost touching but not quite, his hands hovering over Wade’s legs. “Say it. My alpha. Mine.”

“Your Alpha.” Wade’s voice was shaking. “Your Alpha, Pete.”

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Bioregional Animism Questions

Years ago, came across a post on a website which had questions related to how knowledgeable one was to their local region. (The list was called “Bioregional Quiz: Re-Indigenize Yourself Project“ for anyone interested.) The website is long gone now, but I kept the questions to help remind me of things I wanted to learn more and more about over time.

Decided to share them as they might be of interest to or useful to some folks.

(Note: some questions I’ve added to the list over the years and the questions are not in the original order they were found in.)

  1. What primary geological events and processes influenced the landforms of your bioregion?
  2. What biotic and/or geological features define your bioregion?
  3. Where does your drinking water come from?
  4. What is the dimension of your watershed? 
  5. What creek or river defines your watershed?
  6. What and where is the largest wilderness area(s) in your bioregion?
  7.  Have there been any successful land or water restoration projects where you live?
  8. What are your soil conditions?
  9. What kind of rocks and minerals are in the land below you?
  10. What are the greatest threats to your bioregion’s ecosystem?
  11. Where does your trash end up?
  12. Where does your sewage end up?
  13. What is the power source for your electricity?
  14. What animal and/or plant species have become extinct in the area?
  15. What animal and/or plant species have become endangered in the area?
  16. Name a local environmentalist group.
  17. Name some local invasive species (plant and/or animal . (Humans do not count!)
  18. Name some plants and animals that live in and near your home? (Example: Insects, birds small mammals, etc.)
  19. Name some local  plants and animals that live just outside urban centers?
  20. Name five species of trees in your area that you can identify.
  21. Name five migratory birds that pass your area and when they arrive and leave.
  22. Name five local edible plants and when to forage them.
  23. Is your area home to any native herbs?
  24. Name of the first wildflowers that blooms in spring where you live.
  25. How well can you predict the weather based on cloud formation and pressure? 
  26. What direction do storms generally come in?
  27. At the peak of summer and height of winter, when and where does the sun set?
  28. Can you roughly keep track of the Moon’s phase without having to look it up?
  29. What places in your area are the best for stargazing?
  30. Over time, what groups of people have lived the area?
  31. What were/are the subsistence practices for the area’s indigenous persons?
  32. In the past century, what was the primary land use in your bioregion?
  33. When and where is your closest farmer’s market?
  34. How many human people live next door to you?
  35. What are their names?
  36. What places are special personally to you in your area?

@kansouame honey, a rushed fluff for you that I wrote this morning, all the hugs (it’s also on ao3) xx

There is something Dean wants, needs from him.

He should have noticed this a long time ago. He should have, Cas berates himself, angry for not having done. He’s an angel, after all, it’s not like he can’t hear Dean’s every thought, even when he does attempt to tune them out for respect of Dean’s privacy.

He should have known. And angel he may be, but it’s going to take something very human to set this right.

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Preference "How they react to you breaking up with them"

Pt. 1 :

(Great…I made myself tear up again XD oh god…This is SAD…Yeah…So this is like a continuation of the cheating one :3 Hope it as requested and you all like it :) Gifs not mine/found them on google/credits to the original owner.)

Negan-When he’d hear the words, “I can’t do this anymore…I really loved you, Negan…I really did but your lifestyle isn’t for me…It’s over…I’ll go back working for points…”, coming from you, he’d get angry at you and his gaze would change. He’d want to take it as a joke at first but your watery eyes and shaky voice told him it was the truth. In that moment, he’d pretend to be unaffected but hold a grudge against you for the rest of your life, making you work harder until you’d come back crawling and begging him to take you back as one of his wives.

Daryl-When he’d hear the words, “I love you Daryl…I do…But I don’t think I can feel the same anymore after that…I just can’t…It hurts me to say this…but I’m so sorry, it’s over…”, coming from you, he’d stay still and get quiet. He wouldn’t know what to do but to stare down, thinking about his mistakes and remember all the past memories he had with you, making him tear up. As he’d look back up, he’d feel short of breath and wouldn’t be able to stop himself from trying to approach you to convince you that it wasn’t over.

Rick-When he’d hear the words, “I thought you were the one…That we’d grow old and be happy together…but after what you did…It’s hard to see it…I’m sorry Rick but it’s over…”, coming from you, he’d be speechless and wouldn’t want to believe this was happening. He’d remember his memories with you and feel regret for his mistake of that night. He’d grow anxious to see you in tears and would himself tear up and it would all show. He’d grab your shoulders to have a better talk.

Merle-When he’d hear the words, “I don’t think I can love you anymore after…what you did…let’s break up…”, coming from you, he’d instantly scoff and deny your feelings and words. He’d hold back his tears trying to be tough and just shake his head over and over again. He’d raise his voice at you and instantly tell you to take back your words, only for your tears and silence to confirm him that you all meant it, making him grab a hold of you the instant you’d turn your back on him.

Glenn-When he’d hear the words, “I know you don’t love me anymore…I can tell by the way you smiled at her before I let you know I was there…What’s the point of us…let’s just break up…”, coming from you, he’d feel terrible to have made you feel that way and grow to feel regret for his actions. He’d want to comfort you and tell you that it was going to change but your tears and silence, made him realize you really don’t want him at the moment, making him look down at his feet.

Carl-When he’d hear the words, “I can tell you don’t love me anymore…That’s why you were with her, right? And that’s why i’m letting you go…”, coming from you, he’d feel himself in doubt and start to rethink his feelings. He’d stay quiet for a good while and remind himself about you and him together. He’d look back at you and understand your feelings, making him just try to plead you to rethink your decision as he realizes he still loves you.

The Governor-When he’d hear the words, “I don’t want to bother you anymore…or for you to have to constantly worry about my faithfulness to you…So let’s break up…”, coming from you, he’d oddly be in disbelief and get even angrier at you. He’d feel as if you had no rights to feel that way, as to him what he did to you was simply to teach you a lesson. He’d grab a hold of you and raise his tone, only for it to change drastically the instant he hugs you, wanting you to stay in his life.

Abraham-When he’d hear the words, “You were right…I’m not the only one left…and nothing lasts forever…Although, it hurts me to say this Abe…but it’s over between us…”, coming from you, he’d feel horrible to make you feel such things but wouldn’t have the courage to admit it. He’d want to make himself believe he was fine and act that way, only to be unable to look at you straight in the eyes to confirm to you it was over. As he’d try to say something, a lump would get caught in his throat, making him realize he probably doesn’t want this. “You’re right…Good…I’m glad you realized it too…”

Eugene-When he’d hear the words, “I’m sorry Eugene…but I don’t think it’ll ever work out again…I just can’t bring myself to forgive you…It’s over…”, coming from you, he’d tear up quietly and wouldn’t know what else to do. He’d try to act tough at first but the more your words would pour out the more he couldn’t handle it. He’d try to apologize himself again and ask you as to what would be able to make you forgive him but as you’d stay quiet, he’d understand it was the end.

Ron-When he’d hear the words, “You’re obviously better off without me…I could tell from your smile with her…So let’s break up…”, coming from you, he’d deny your words and just be angry that you would ever think that. He’d realize his mistake and thinking about it he also thought about how your absence would affect him, making him tear up as well and just hug you to keep you from walking away.

Jesus-When he’d hear the words, “I loved you Paul…I always did…But now, after everything, It’s hard to feel that way…I tried but nothing…I’m sorry but it’s over…”, coming from you, he’d tear up and feel his heart aching. To hear you say that you love him, only to then announce him that you wanted to part ways, made everything worse for him and he just couldn’t hold in back his tears. He’d just want to comfort you and tell you that it isn’t over.

Dwight-When he’d hear the words, “I want to believe that I still love you D…But it’s hard after what you did…I just don’t feel anything for you anymore…”, coming from you, he’d feel empty and would just be in disbelief. He’d want you to take back your words but as he’d try to say something, nothing would come out. He’d only glare at you, to see you in tears, making him feel his heart slowly breaking apart. He’d just put all the blame on himself as you’d walk away and eventually break down in tears.

Morgan-When he’d hear the words, “I trusted you and loved you…but after what you did…I just can’t feel that way anymore…I’m sorry but it’s over…”, coming from you, he’d have nothing else to say but to just apologize for everything and especially hurting you. He’d feel terrible to have broken your trust in him and would reflect on his actions, only to think of how much it must’ve pained you but in the end, he’d realize you made your choice and would let you walk away.

Shane-When he’d hear the words, “I don’t think I can go on with you anymore…I just feel myself hating you for what you did…That’s why it’s better to break up…”, coming from you, he’d hate you for your words and just not accept it. He’d want to believe that he loved Lori but the more your words came to him the more he realized how much he regretted his actions. He’d show his frustration through his apology and end up to beg you not to hate him.

Milton-When he’d hear the words, “I thought we shared the same feeling but you proved to me that we don’t…and how wrong I was…That’s why it’s over between us…”, coming from you, he’d feel his heart ache and just wouldn’t want you to say such things. He’d ask you to stop and would try to convince you to forgive him and give him another chance to prove himself. He’d admit to you being his first love and all, saying how he just can’t ever see himself with anyone but you.

Aaron-When he’d hear the words, “You were everything to me…but after what you did…I don’t feel that way anymore…So it’s better to break up…”, coming from you, he’d feel lost and learn to regret his actions. He’d realize how much he meant to you and regret to have pushed you aside so easily that day. He wouldn’t be able to look you in the eyes as guilt would come to him and he’d only be able to let out an apology.

Gabriel-When he’d hear the words, “I really love you Gabriel…But as much as it hurts me…I don’t think I can ever bring myself to forgive you for what you did…It’s just better that we break up…”, coming from you, he’d feel just as hurt, tearing up to hear you. He’d shake his head in denial of your words but come to realize that from your tone it truly was the end. He’d want to look at you and beg you to stay and work things out but in the end let go, if it’ll make you happier.

The Wolf-When he’d hear the words, “I want to say that I still love you Owen…But I can’t anymore…Let’s just go our separate ways…”, coming from you, he’d scoff and call you out for acting “Childish”. He’d never have the intention of letting you go anywhere anyways even after what had happened, so for him to hear you like this was stupid to him. As you’d try to walk away, he’d grab you over and just explain to you reasoning.

Noah-When he’d hear the words, “I’m sorry Noah…But I can’t go on…I realize it’s better to break…i’m just not in love with you anymore…”, coming from you, he’d be utterly heartbroken and wouldn’t be able to form his words. He’d try to be strong and hold back his tears but he wouldn’t be able to. He’d realize how much it hurts to learn such heartbreaking news and would just wish to be able to go back, while trying to reach for you, only to be rejected.

Simon-When he’d hear the words, “I can’t be with you anymore Simon…I loved you…but after what you did…I don’t know if i’ll ever feel that way for you again…”, coming from you, he’d stop smiling and feel the tension between you two. His heart would seem to stop for once and he just wouldn’t know how to react properly. As you’d talk and talk, he’d zone out thinking about your past together and realize how much of a big mistake he’d make if he’d let you go.

Ezekiel-When he’d hear the words, “I’m sorry Ezekiel…But after what you did…I just can’t bring myself to be happy by your side…There’s no point…let’s part ways…”, coming from you, he’d feel disappointed in his own behavior and realize the extent of how much he must’ve hurt you. He’d want to pull you closer and comfort you from your tears but seeing you purposely avoid him would only end up tearing him apart even more.

Benjamin-When he’d hear the words, “I love you Ben…But thinking about what you did makes me forget that feeling…and I can only think that it’s over…”, coming from you, he’d shake his eyes and start to tear up. He’d feel like a little boy all over again and just rub his eyes trying to refuse what you had just said. He’d manage to look you in the eyes and tell you his thoughts and how he wants to be with you.

Caesar-When he’d hear the words, “After what you did…I don’t know what else to feel for you Caesar…I just can’t go on…”, coming from you, he’d want to refuse what you just said and instantly prevent you from leaving him. He’d go as far to lock the door of the room and keep you in there, saying that you’ll work things out together. However, as you’d get adamant, you’d end up hurting him and he’d just have to let go of you.

Spencer-When he’d hear the words, “I don’t love you anymore…I just don’t…i’m putting the blame on your actions but it could just be me…either way, it’s over…”, coming from you, he’d question you despite knowing the answer behind it all. He’d feel desperate to keep you and would do anything to stall more time to just be able to convince you to stay with him. He’d try to remind you of the past, only to get his heart broken even more as you’d reject him again.

Richard-When he’d hear the words, “I don’t think we can ever go back…I just don’t see myself forgiving you for that…I’m sorry Richard but I just can’t be with you…”, coming from you, he wouldn’t want to believe you and just try to make you take back your words. He’d get mad at himself for everything and it would show in his tone. As you’d try to leave, he’d grab a hold of you and hug you tightly expressing his excuses and his love for you, only to never feel you hug him back.

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Ice Cream and a Joint: Elliot x Reader

Originally posted by ramibabe

A/N: Hey guys I’m v sorry for my absence as of late. I’ve been going through a kind of shitty breakup and generally just a rough patch in my overall mental health. I’ve been trying so hard to write but I just can’t. But finally, tonight I managed to get something finished! I have a feeling you guys are gonna enjoy it.

This is a response to multiple requests, which I can’t name bc it’ll ruin the fic lol.

Warnings: Explicit. Sexual. Content. Bitches.

It’s eight o’clock on a quiet Wednesday, the just-visible sun still providing some warmth to your skin. You’re on the pier waiting, unsure what the evening would bring. Wednesday was a good day for you. It was halfway through the work week, your stress levels were relatively low, and your plans were almost certain to put you in a good mood.

A warm breeze ruffles your hair and the thigh-length dress you’re wearing. You cross and uncross your legs somewhat uncomfortably. You’d made a risky choice in underwear, or lack thereof, and virtually everything was a reminder. But the reason you made such a decision was walking towards you with his hands shoved awkwardly in his pockets.

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Has Anyone Seen My Harley?!

Request:Could I get a Jerome fic? Him and Harley were already an established relationship and she was there with him the night he died, after he kills Dwight he goes to find her!! I need total worship of his face please :)) You can have whatever you want to happen just as long as they reunite.
Word count: 1,406

Harley POV:
“You said I was gonna be…” Jerome’s voice dies down and his heart slows down completely. “No! No. Come on Mr. J. Pull through. Come on Jerome. Come on! Stay with me you crazy thing!” I cry into his body.

I turn to see Galavan acting innocent and scared. “You son of a bitch!” I grab a knife and charge to him screaming. I’m unable to get to him when Babs grabs me and makes me follow her into the secret exit.

I cry as I run and as we come to a stop Babs holds me. “I know honey. I know it’s okay. Look. We can go shopping and get our nails done when we’re not wanted anymore! That’d be fun!” He says trying to cheer me up. It didn’t work.

Nothing worked.

A year later and I’m still moping around. Sure I’ve gotten back on my feet and gotten myself out there with the business, but it’s not the same. Not the same without J.

I look at myself in my mirror. I examine my red/black hair sectioned into two ponytails. My black and red corset hugging my body snuggle. my black and red shorts making my ass look incredibly sexy. The red and black knee socks on each leg topped off with one red converse and a black one. “Oh you’d love this look J. You always said red was my color.” I can almost hear his laughter.

I skipp up the street and giggle when everyone crosses the other way. I see a banner hanging in an alleyway. It has the eyes and HAHAHA! For the mouth. I’ve heard about this! It’s a tribute to Jerome!

Should I go? Yes! They would love to see me! Oh what am I thinking? No! It would hurt to much! Ugh so many choices!

Deciding against my fears and sadness I follow the sign and a few weird dressed people. I pull back the sheet and see a bunch of people chanting his name. Oh my Jerome has a true fan base! Oh he’d be such a proud daddy!

I look up to the front and see a man stepping down wearing a mask. Oh come on! This is Gotham! What kind of person wears a mask!

I look closer and see the details of the mask. The pale sink. The cute little curve of the lips… the red eyebrows… he’s not wearing a mask. HE’S WEARING JEROME’S FACE!

“Hey! What are you doing with Mr. J’s face?! That doesn’t belong to you!” I scream and make my way to the front. Gasps and laughs are faintly heard as I make my way to the man.

“You-you’re Harley Quinn. He- his beloved lover.” I smile and giggle. “Ah yes. But besides that! WHY DO YOU HAVE HIS FACE?!”

“Well I-” “GCPD! Nobody move!” Jim Gordon yells as he enters, and of course what does everyone do? Run.

I flip off the stage and walk to the gentleman. “Harley. What a pleasure.” Jim says sarcastically. “Always. Hello Harv.” “Evening darling. Care to tell us what this was?” I shrug my shoulders. “I’m clueless as you… HEY! How bout I help you out? I’m really good at finding clues! Oh come on please please please? I’m bored.” I say hugging to Jim.

He huffs and peels me off. “Fine. No funny business or we’re bringing you in.” Harvey says. “Oh yippie! Yay yay yay!” I giggle and tumble across the room. “Come along chaps!”

We look through the entire building until we come to the basement. “Ah… Harvey?” “Yeah partner?” I ignore them and keep playing with a rubix cube I found in this dump. “Why would he cut off his face?”

At this I drop my toy and run over to them seeing a body. A cold and handsome dead body. “Aw Jerome look at you. Faceless and still sexy. Can’t you just pull anything off?” I giggle and sit next to his body on the table.

“Harley do you know anything? You seem… normal.” At this Harvey laughs. “Doing fine. Just came to terms that he’s gone. I can always carry out his legacy. Obviously not as well, but I could!” “Right. Well how about you go home and wash your face, and we take this guy to the GCPD.” “Whoa! You mean I can’t come with you?” They look at me and shake their heads. “Aw man!” I huff and kick the dirt. “Guess I’ll just go shoplifting then. Been needing some new rags anyway. See ya fellas!” I wave and cartwheel out.

Lee Pov:
I walk back into the room and see a cop on the ground and blood dripping from his head. “What the-” suddenly I’m grabbed from behind with a hand over my mouth and a gun to my head. “Boo!”

Harley POV:
I toss another piece of popcorn into my mouth and chew flipping through the channels. I flip past the news channel and see that man from before. The one with J’s face!

Lee POV:
Jerome claps his hands after I tell him of his death and what has happened. “Well that is quite a story. Now tell me more about this cult. They think I’m pretty great?” I scoff. “They’re a bunch of crazy lunatics.” “Ah my kind of people! I know you. Don’t I?” “Yep.” He steps slightly closer. “Did you and I ever…” he says with the gun at his crotch and thrust. “Ugh god no!” “Why? Gingers not your type?” “Why don’t you talk to Harley? I’m sure she wouldn’t appreciate you asking that.”

He steps back a confused look painting his face. “Harley?” “Yes. Your girlfriend I assume. It’s never actually been said. You kind of always went along.” “Girlfriend… show me show me!” I point to a picture on the paper. “Got to say she a real trip. Always bouncing around.” “Ah. Harley Quinn. My Harley. Got to say red is her color.” He stuffs the paper in his pocket of the stolen cop uniform. “Now. One more thing. Where is my face?”

Harley POV:
I balance on my beam while watching tv when suddenly the channel changes. I don’t pay attention and keep focusing on my handstand from 4 feet off the ground.

“Am I live? Am I on air? Can you hear me? Ah, screw it. Let’s do it. Hi.” I fall off the beam to the floor and scrambled to the tv. Jerome! Oh baby! He’s got his face back! Oh I love it!

“Some of you may know, I died.Uh-oh. But take it from me, death is dull but coming back that is something. Leave it to dying to give you a whole new perspective on life. And I would like to share that with you. Uh, Officer, you look terrible.” Jerome walks over to the man who took his face. “Hey, you got oh.” He pulls out a stick of dynamite from his ear making me laugh.

“Tonight, Gotham, in the darkness, there are no rules. So, tonight, Gotham do what you want.
Kill who you want. Hmm? And when morning comes you, too, shall be reborn. Oh and has anyone seen my Harley? Cause baby I’m coming for you.” I throw my arms up and spin around the room. I then sit patiently for him to walk in the door.

Jerome POV:
“Oh and has anyone seen my Harley. Cause baby I’m coming for you.” I laughs and skip out leaving Dwight to die. I skip to her apartment and compose myself. I look down and pick a flower. I twist the knob. “Honey. I’m home.” I say laughing. I feel two arms wrap around my neck and I hear her cute giggle in my ear. “Ah there’s daddy’s girl.”

She brings up a torch and flips it on. “Oh J your face! Did it hurt?” I lift her chin and smirk at her. “Not in the slightest. Whatcha think? How does it look?” She bites her lip and circles me taking in my appearance. “I think it looks a okay.” She pulls my tie to meet her lips. She plays with the ends of my hair and I grip her hips. “What do you say we go on a spree? Like the old days?” She places the police hat on her head and spins to the door. “Right this way Mr. J.” Oh it’s good to be back.

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Originally posted by msharleenquinnzel

The Proposal part 3 |M|

Jimin wasn’t expecting you to show up at his apartment.

Originally posted by bangtanroyalty

word count: 7.5k

tags: smut, fluff

A/N: think of this as a filler page if you want, I personally believe its important to the plot. You know, just my opinion as the author :) its very dialogue heavy but bear with me please!

Jimin laid sprawled out on his bed staring up at the ceiling. No thoughts, just idly keeping his eyes open while his chest rose and fell in an even rhythm. He kept his hands folded over his chest while subconsciously tapping his thumbs together. The comforter beneath Jimin was slowly gathering his heat and he was getting hotter, but he still didn’t move.

Jimin was thinking about something. He was thinking so intensely that he didn’t realize that he still hadn’t eaten breakfast and his roommate Jungkook had to remind him eat. He didn’t even feel hungry because all feelings had left his body. He was thinking about you and most importantly what Jimin felt towards you. After dropping you home that night–it might’ve been around four in the morning, neither of you paid any attention to the time–but as Jimin tried to fall asleep, his mind raced with all sorts of emotions that he couldn’t quite pinpoint. After all, this was the first time he had felt anything like this.

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-rebekah forcing you to shop for your room
-shopping with her a lot
-trying to get them to do laundry
-doing their laundry
-cleaning up empty blood/alc9hol glasses
-sweeping up broken glass
-finding the occasional corpse
-strangers showing up late looking for Klaus
-finding Rebekah’s hair everywhere
-her borrowing your clothes
-hearing Klaus move around all night
-falling asleep on the couch next to Klaus
-family meals
-watching movies together
-famiky trips to random places
-comstantly replacing things broken by klaus or Rebekah
-people being to nervous to come over
-having coffee with Elijah in the morning
-Elijah carrying you to bed
-them being extremely protective
- you being to afraid to bring a boy home
-sharing a bathroom with Rebekah
-clothes everywhere on the bathroom floor
-trying to keep a puppy but Elijah claims you already have Klaus
-coming home to blood rituals in your living room
-hosting events and being forced to participate
- going through Rebekah’s closet
-Elena not wanting to comeover… or Caroline… or anyone else again.
-meeting their parents (unfortunately)
-roughhousing with Kol
-playing videogames with Kol
-fighting with Kol (angrily)
-fighting with Klaus

Truth or Dare | Courtney Crimson & Zach Dempsey

You knocked three times then stepped back and awaited for Hannah to open the door. You had just had an argument with your boyfriend Zach, it was petty, nothing serious but you called Hannah anyway and she told you to come over as she had a free house tonight.

The sound of laughter and muffled music emerged from inside so you assumed Hannah had company over.

You inhaled a deeply then sighed “Great”

All you wanted to do was spend some one on one time with your best friend and not have share your business with anyone else.

Soon enough, the door knob turned and the door swung open, revealing a very tipsy Hannah Baker

“Y/N!!” She exclaimed as she flung her arms around your shoulders and placed a slobbery kiss on your cheek.

“Hannah, thaaanks” you say as you wipe her kiss away from your cheek.

She pulls you into the warmth of her house and kicks the door shut behind you “If I even hear the words ‘Zach Dempsey’ I am kicking you in your ovaries”

You chuckle “Fine, I won’t mention the kid”

You watch in amusement as Hannah staggers over to her parents liquor cabinet, crouches down and pulls out a bottle. You hover over her as she begins to pour some into a glass.

“Want some?” She asks

You thought about saying no, I mean it was never a good idea to get drunk when your upset “..Fuck it. Sure”

She holds the wine glass above her head and you take it from her.

“So you gonna introduce me to your drinking buddy upstairs or what?”

“Courtney, this is Y/N. Y/N this is Courtney” Hannah said introducing you to the girl sat casually on her bed.

“Hey” she said sweetly “Don’t I know you?”

You shrugged and leaned against Hannah’s dresser.

“Ignore her” Hannah says wavering her free hand around “She’s just mad at her boyfriend”

You pull your jacket off and lay it the chair in Hannah’s room. You know the one, the one dedicated to having a pile of clothes on it.

“Damn. You have a great figure” Courtney says, bringing a smile to your face.

“Thanks Court”

“Doesn’t she?” Hannah agrees “And she’s wasting all of that on the likes of Zach Dempsey”

You chuckle and sit in the bed with them. You already knew you had a great body, it was probably what drew Zach to you in the first place but the comments from the girls made you blush a little. You never usually got compliments from girls
Without warning Hannah lifts up the bottom of your glass, forcing you to drink more “Drink up cos your way behind”

“We we’re gonna playing truth or dare, we could use a third player” Courtney said smirking at you.

“I’m in but I’m not doing no illegal shit” you say before downing the last of the contents in your glass “Dare”

Courtney and Hannah look to each other then back to you.

You smile at them “What?”

“Strip” Hannah orders, her eyes widened and both eyebrows risen.

“No fucking way”

You we’re comfortable taking your clothes off in front of Hannah. She was your best friend and had seen in your underwear plenty times before. But not Courtney. You just met the girl.

“Pussyy” Hannah hisses

“Sorry Courtney but I just met you and-

“What do you think I’m gonna do?” She questions “I won’t tell anyone”

“Take it off baby” Hannah sings. You roll your eyes and begin to undress earning a few cat whistles and cheers from the girls. You pull dress down, revealing your blue lace bra and black underwear.

“Damn girl” Courtney says, scanning your body up and down

Blushing, you grab a pillow from Hannah’s bed and hug it over your body. “Ok. Ok. Next person”

“Truth” Hannah picks

“Hannah Baker” Courtney says, sitting up on her knees “..Are you a virgin?”

Hannah raises her glass “Yesss and proud”

“That’s my girl” you say as you clink your glasses together.

Hannah crawls over to you and lays her head on your lap. You could tell the alcohol was getting to her.

Courtney continues her inquiry “Waiting for the right person?”

“Well, I have someone in mind but-who knows” Hannah shrugs.

You begin to run your hands through her hair, smiling to yourself, knowing exactly who Hannah was talking about.

Courtney leans in “Who is it?”

“Two questions in one?” Hannah giggles “I don’t think so Court. But nice try”

“What about you Court? Are you a virgin?” You ask her

“Virginity is a man made concept I chose not to believe in” She plainly tells you

You nod “Well said”


You hold your hands up and shake your head “Not my question”

“Ok. Truth or dare?”

“Dare” you quickly say

Courtney smiles “I dare you- I dare you to kiss me”

Hannah laughs and you join her “Hunny I’m not drunk enough for that”

“It’s just a bit of fun” Courtney tells you as she inches a little closer to you.

“Zach would kill me if he found out”

“Pfft, fuck Zach” Hannah says as she holds her middle finger up I for the of your face.

“He might find it really hot”

You look around the room “Fine..”

A huge smile was plastered across both your faces. Courtney leans into you and licks over her bottom lip, promoting you to follow her actions and lean into her as well. She gently grabs the back of your neck and presses her lips against yours.

You smile at her lips and she does it again, this time sliding her tongue into your mouth. This was your first time kissing a girl. This was your first time kissing someone other than Zach.

Courtney was surprisingly dominating. She began to get a little rough as she pushed you on to your bed and began sucking your neck as her hands cupped your boobs.

“Girls” Hannah warns before crawling from underneath you.

You harshly push Courtney away and sit up, adjusting your bra back over your boobs as you tried to catch your breath.

“Holy shit Courtney” Hannah says “Your not as innocent as I thought you we’re”

“Sorry” she giggles “Got a little carried away I guess”

"Shh!” Hannah orders “..Did you hear that?”

You grab the pillow again “Hear wha-
Before you could even finish your sentence Courtney and Hannah ran over to the window and shone a huge tort he outside.

"Tyler Down”

You walk over and stand behind them. By the time you got there it was too late, and you only caught the glimpse of someone running away from the house.

“You said it was some creepy guy from down the street!” Courtney yells all in one breathe.

She begins to pack her belongings into her arm.

“Thats who I thought it was” Hannah tells her “I didn’t know my stalker was Tyler-fucking-Down!”

“You have a stalker?” You ask

“Whatever” Courtney mumbles under her breath as she quickly exits he room. Hannah chases after her and you begin to get dressed again.

— A few days later —

Monday afternoon had rolled around, you hadn’t thought about the sleepover incident much until you reached your locker and spotted Tyler walking into the dark room.

You rolled your eyes and shook the thoughts of that night out of your head.

“You seen Courtney?”

You shut the door of your locker and faced Hannah.

“No, why?”

Hannah fishes her phone from out of her pocket and shows you the picture of  you and Courtney kissing. You take the phone from Hannah and inspect it closely.

Hannah sighs “She’s really torn up about it”

“No one can even tell it’s us” you hand the phone back to Hannah and begin to make your way to the lunch room.

“And how comes you never told me you had a stalker?” You suddenly ask her

Hannah shrugs “I didn’t think you cared”

You enter the lunch room and search for someone in particular “Of course I care”

You spotted Zach sat at the lunch table with the other jocks and immediately walked over to them.

“Hey baby” You announce before placing a kiss on his plump lips. Zach grabs your waist and gently pulls you down on his lap.

You hear Hannah scoff “Guess you guys made up then? That didn’t take long”

Zach looks up at you “Do you have to tell everyone about every little argument we have?”

“She’s my best friend”

“Yeah well it’s none of her business”

“You guys seen this” Justin announces as he holds up he screen of his phone, showing you the picture Hannah had previously shown you.

You flick his phone away “Yeah two girls kissing. Get over it”

“Lemme see?” Zach asks. Justin hands him the phone

“Oh shit” Zach zooms into the picture “They look hot”

You give Zach a dull look. You knew it was you in that picture, but he didn’t. He hugs you tighter and buries his head in the crook of your neck.

“I-I mean hot in temperature, you know-that’s why one of them is half naked cos it’s hot…in the room”

“Nice save” Bryce says, taking the phone from him “These girls, they look pretty familiar”

“Porn stars in the making” Marcus says earning a few laughs from the boys.

You look up at Hannah “Besides we never actually broke up”

“Didn’t seem like that a few days ago” Hannah states before walking away from the table.

Zach’s jaw clenched “What the fuck did she mean by that?”


Sorry for the late update 😊✌🏽


Prompt: Hi! Can you please write a Kurt Wagner x Fem!Reader??

Characters: Kurt Wagner X Fem!Reader

Words: 300+

“Whaz is zhis?” Kurt asked and pointed at your record player. You smiled at him. “This is a record player, it is used to play these on,” you explained and showed him your favorite vinyl. 

“Why would zou lizen to vinyls when you can use your phone?” Kurt asked and looked confused. You laughed at him and gently put the vinyl on the player. 

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Chapter 4: The Upper East Side (Spider-boy - Peter Parker x Stark!Reader)

A/N: Thank you so much for the notes! All the love <3

Y/n/n = Your nickname :)




Sunday night

The trip back to New York was quiet. Tony was tired and disappointed, Peter was anxious & still has a swollen eye but is covered with the help of Y/n’s concealer. Y/n, on the other hand, was bored.

Y/n managed to get Peter’s phone number when he wasn’t looking. Thank goodness his phone didn’t have a passcode.

You didn’t want to disturb Peter while he was answering his homework, so you just tried to sleep off your restlessness.

“Dad, why did we stop here?” Y/n looks at her dad and at the lobby of your apartment building.

“We’re dropping you off first. I need to have a talk with Mr. Parker. Go eat your dinner and sleep. You have class tomorrow.” Tony tells Y/n sternly.

Helena walks toward the car and opens the door for you to step out.

“Fine… Bye, Peter.” You smile at Peter as he does the same.

“Good night, Dad.” Y/n greets Tony before sliding off the car.

You give your bag to Helena as the two of you head inside.

“How was Germany, Miss Y/n/n?” Helena asks you the elevator starts up.

“It was fine. I finished my homework, a bit jet-lagged but I’ll get over it.” Y/n replies.

As soon as you enter the foyer heading towards the living room, you tell Helena to bring your bag to your room upstairs.

You take your phone out and sent Peter the photo of you and him in front of the Brandenburg Gate along with a text.

Y/n: Berlin misses you already!!

You throw your phone on the couch as you start to remove your oxfords and your coat.

After a few seconds, you hear the soft ping from your phone.

Peter: And by Berlin, do you mean Y/n Stark? ;)

Y/n: Maybe ;) x

Peter: Don’t worry, I kinda miss Berlin too ;) x

Y/n: Just Berlin? What about your company while you were in Berlin? xD

Peter:  Not gonna lie, I really do miss Happy xD

Y/n: :(((

Peter: I’m kidding!!! Miss u too lol

Y/n: Good answer… x ;) Anway, good night, Peter! Don’t want to disturb you anymore :)

Peter: Feel free to disturb me anytime!!! Good night :)

“Miss Y/n/n, Should I prepare dinner?” Helena asks.

“I’m not that hungry… I’ll just take a quick bath and sleep. Good night, Helena.” Y/n replies, standing up from her seat and heads upstairs to her room.

“Good night, Miss Y/n.” Helena responds.


“So when are we going to meet this boy toy of yours from the Upper West Side?” You ask your friend Tina while the four of you are seated outside Gina La Fornarina.

“You’re dating someone from the other end? We need details, does this one have a trust fund?” Eliza chimes in.

“Where’s he from? Is he cute? Is he a Prep school boy?” Maddie adds.

“Okay okay! Here’s the thing. His name is Derick Thompson, he’s a junior from Collegiate. So anyway, he’s hosting a party Friday night and he told me I could bring guests. Are you guys up for meeting Prep school boys?” Tina smirks, handing you and your friends 3 golden tickets.

Eliza and Maddie both cheer at the thought, while Y/n just stays silent but has a small smile on her face.

“What’s wrong, Y/n? Of all people, you should be the most excited, everyone wants a Stark presence in their social event. Your mom was a New York socialite before she left for Paris. if there was a line of succession, you’d inherit the Stark social power. Use it.” Eliza states.

“I don’t know, El. I just…. I don’t want to meet with Prep school guys” Y/n grumbles.

The three friends all gasp in shock.

“Did you meet someone while you were in Berlin?” Tina questions.

“Who’s the lucky guy that made you all smitten kitten all of the sudden? Is he cute?” Maddie asks.

“You should definitely invite him to the party. We have to meet him.” Eliza tells you.

“N-no. I did not meet anyone in Berlin. I won’t tell you who he is and no I will not bring him to the party.” You reason out.

“Why not? Honey, Prep school guys have been pining over you since we moved to the Upper school and you’ve certainly had your fair share of them. Spill or we stalk..” Tina replies.

“Stalk all you want, I won’t tell you girls anything… But I’m not sure I’ll come to Dave Thompson’s stupid party.” You tell them.

“It’s Derick.” Tina corrects you.

“Derick Schmerick…. I’ll try to show up at his stupid party as long as you won’t freak out when I tell you about the guy I’m talking about.. Alright?” Y/n looks at her three friends sternly.

The three of them just nod, ready for A/n to spill the beans.

“His name is Peter… He’s also doing the Stark internship but he works for the science department. He’s from Queens.” Y/n explains.

“I-I’m confused. He’s from Queens? H-How?” Eliza stutters.

“Look, he may not be one of us here but he’s really nice but, I’m not sure if he’s into me as I am…. to him.” Y/n continues.

“Y/n, we have the Rockerfellers, the Kennedys, the Vanderbilts surrounding us… People talk, they’re gonna want to find out how you ended up with a guy who’s like a bridge away.” Maddie reminds Y/n.

“And besides, he’s stupid if he thinks he can do better than Tony Stark and  THE Denise Martin-Blanchard’s heiress. If you think he doesn’t like you, you have to MAKE him like you. Life is short, you better get what you want immediately or else someone else will take him for herself. Nobody can reject an Upper East Sider, we’re a rare breed. Here.” Tina hands Y/n another invitation.

“Give it to Peter. We really do want to meet him.” Eliza smiles sincerely at Y/n.

Y/n is still hesitant about the idea. What if he doesn’t feel like coming to a party at the Thompson’s. He doesn’t know anyone in their circle and will probably feel left out. Then again, Y/n will be there to help him. It’ll be fun to see Peter let loose for a bit and not be Spidey for a day.

“Fine.” You accept the invitation and smile weakly at your friends.

“So anyway, what’s Derrick like?” Maddie diverts the attention to Tina.

Thank goodness.


Thursday Afternoon

Peter’s POV

“Can you lay eggs?” Ned asks Peter

“What? No!” Peter furrows his eyebrows.

“Ned, If I laid eggs, I would have had like spider babies and that would just be the freakiest thing in the world.” Peter adds.

“That is freaky.” Peter hears a familiar voice.

Peter follows the voice to see Y/n Stark in the flesh. The last time he saw her, she was upset at Mr. Stark last Sunday night.

“Hi, Ned!” Y/n waves at Peter’s best friend.

“Y/n! Hey what are you, what are you doing here again?” Peter asks Y/n.

“I uhh I’d like to ask you something.” Y/n starts.

She looks at Ned before continuing.

“Alone, if that’s alright.” She continues.

“Bye, buddy.” Peter and Ned do the handshake before walking away with Y/n.

Anyway, are you busy tomorrow night? There’s this party coming up on the upper east side, and I was wondering if you wanted to come as my date.. I mean you don’t have to go if you’re not up for it, but my friend gave me an extra invitation and stuff….” Y/n states, handing Peter the invitation.

Am I in my right state of mind, or did Y/n Stark just ask me out on a date?’ Peter thinks to himself.

“I-I’d love to… Why not those snotty Prep school guys with trust funds costing more than our entire apartment building?” Peter asks her.

“Because those Prep school boys as handsome as they are, they’re not you.” She smiles at Peter.

He felt his heart beating faster than the average man.

“Y/n?” Someone interrupts their moment and Peter sees Liz Allan.

“Liz? What are you doing here?!” Y/n and Liz grin at one another before hugging.

‘Two of the girls Peter likes know one another. This is a small world.’ Peter thought to himself.

“How uh… How did you two meet?” Peter points at the two girls.

“Well, Liz and I were classmates at Spence before she decided to transfer to the smart school.” Y/n explains, looking at both Liz and Peter.

“It’s not my fault! My dad wanted us to live in the suburbs.” Liz replies.

“Liz! Let’s go!” Betty Brant shouts from the other side of the hallway.

“Gotta go! Bye Y/n! It was nice seeing you! Speak to you soon, okay?” Liz hugs Y/n.

“Bye Peter.” She waves at the smitten Peter before walking away.

Y/n couldn’t help but feel Peter’s longing towards Liz.

Of course, Peter likes Liz. Doesn’t everyone?!’ Y/n thinks to herself.

“Bye Peter!” Y/n kisses Peter on the cheek, leaving Peter all flustered again.

As soon as Peter closes the car door for Y/n and the car leaves, Peter calls Ned.

“What’s up, Spidey?!” Ned starts.

“Ned, don’t call me that. I’m begging you.” Peter grumbles.

“Right, yeah yeah yeah. Sorry.” Ned apologizes.

“Liz and Y/n know each other. They hugged and everything.” Peter tells his best friend.

“Awesome! So who among the two do you really like?! Dude, your life is so cool! Not only are you Spiderman, but imagine Spiderman dating Iron Man’s daughter or Midtown’s resident It Girl, Liz Allan… Flash will be so jealous.” Ned states.

“I don’t know yet. Y/n invited me to a party on the upper east side. She asked me out!” Peter exclaims.

“No way! You have to go! I don’t care if it’s far from where we live, you’re going on a date with a New York socialite in the making.” Ned responds.

“The thing is, I don’t know much about the life there. Our lives are so different and I’m sure she’s friends with the Teslas and the Roosevelts. I’m not quite sure if I’ll fit in.” Peter explains.

“Look, Y/n wouldn’t have invited you if she knew you were a weak shit. Don’t knock it ‘till you try it, Peter. You’ll be fine.” Ned tells his nervous friend.


Back to Y/n’s POV

The elevator to Stark’s apartment opens and Peter steps out, looking around the foyer in amazement.

“Mr. Peter, good to see you.” Helena greets.

“Hi, Helena! Where’s Y/n?” Peter asks.

“Parker! You’re here! Nuggets?” Y/n hands Peter the box as Peter takes one.

Peter notices your dress, a custom-design LBD, one of the many custom-dresses your mom made for you, specifically for New York gatherings.

“The thing is, High school parties don’t have much food and people just tend to get drunk. Might as well just eat here and burn the calories while dancing later.” You state.

“Makes sense.” Peter nods and while chewing.

Happy walks in with an expectant look.

“Looks like we have to go earlier than expected. Let’s go.” Y/n takes Peter by the arm and waves goodbye at Helena.

“Whoa.” Peter sighs in astonishment as soon as they enter Derick Thompson’s apartment. The place had a top to bottom windows that had the clearest view of the New York city skyline, Cristal champagne bottles, Swarovski Vodkas and Hennessy bottles are all around and the Teenagers present clearly fit the ‘Snobby rich kids’ title.

Lorde’s song ‘Teams’ is playing on the loud speaker with teenagers dancing to the beat.

“It’s Y/n Stark!!!” The Dj announces.

Everyone shouts “Hey!!” and grins at you.

“Welcome to my social circle.” Y/n looks at Peter blankly.

“You don’t look so happy.” Peter says to you.

“It’s not a Spence party…. I just came here because of my friends.” You answer back.

“Y/n!!” your three loud friends scream.

“You’re finally here! Oh my god, Derick is a total babe! You should’ve seen him do a keg stand, it was legit!” Maddie exclaims, handing you and Peter drinks.

“Girls, this is Peter… Peter, these are my friends; Maddison or Maddie whichever you want, Tina, and Eliza.” Y/n introduces.

“So you’re Peter from Queens! Y/n told us about you.” Eliza shakes Peter’s hand as the rest of them does the same.

“He’s cute, Y/n/n! Like a lost puppy or something.” Tina giggles.

“He really does look like a puppy doesn’t he?” Y/n smiles at Peter.

“So Peter, Where do you study?” Maddie asks.

“I’m from Midtown High.” Peter answers.

“Funny story, Liz actually goes there now.” Y/n interjects.

“What? I thought she moved to Andover?!” Eliza questions.

“If by Andover, you mean crossing the bridge to get out of Manhattan, then yes it’s Andover… I’m dead serious.” Y/n states.

“We should definitely visit Peter soon then. I’m sure Liz wouldn’t mind if we go see how she’s doing.” Maddie smirks at Y/n.

“Speaking of, there’s this loser who has been following Maddie like a tail. He says he’s Derick’s cousin. Looked like a complete tool if you ask me.” Eliza states.

Peter looks around to see Flash Thompson drinking from a solo cup. Flash sees him and grins.

Out of all the students from Midtown, Flash is the last person I want to see right now’ Peter thought to himself, grumbling at the coincidence.

“Penis Parker! What the hell are you doing here?” Flash walks towards him and notices that he’s not alone.

“Oh my god. It’s the loser again.” Eliza says in a murdering tone.

“Wow, look at you getting all the ladies. Did you lie and tell them about how you and Tony Stark are friends?” Flash questions.

“You mean, my dad?” Y/n crosses her arms.

Flash’s eyes move towards you in shock.

“You’re Tony Stark’s daughter?” Flash asks.

“What do you think?” Y/n hisses.

“Whoa, no need to get all defensive, hottie. You can definitely do better than Penis Parker though, you and I both know that.” Flash grins at you.

“You and I both know that you don’t have a chance, Johnny Bravo.” You scoff at his smugness.

“Go find someone else to torment, Flash. Derick didn’t even invite you.” Tina sneers.

Flash leaves the four looking slightly embarrassed but pretends he wasn’t told to fuck off.

Peter gasps at the tenacity of Y/n and her friends. He chugs on his drink before a random guy passing by cheers him on and pours another round in his cup, this time filling the whole cup with pure vodka.

“Go, Peter!” Tina cheers as Peter drinks from his cup again.

“Wow, he’s a hardcore drinker.” Maddie laughs.

“Peter, you should really take it slow.” Y/n warns Peter.

“I’m fine.. I promise.” Peter wraps an arm around your waist, smiling down at you.

Y/n moves her free hand to Peter’s hair and caresses his soft curls.

Peter leans in to kiss Y/n’s nose. You feel your cheeks flush at the contact.

Y/n and Peter hear a camera click to see the three girls with their phones out.

“Adorable.” Tina gushes.

You just roll your eyes, sensing Peter’s embarrassment at the expense of your friends’ giddiness.

You hear a familiar beat and immediately think of a solution to get you and Peter out of your friends’ radar.

“Let’s go dance! I’ll catch up with you girls later!” Y/n waves at her friends before pulling Peter to the dance floor.

“Are you having fun so far?” Y/n smiles at Peter, while they dance to Dj Snake’s Middle.

“Oh yeah!” Peter shouts.

Y/n just laughs at his disposition.

I imagine he doesn’t drink often considering the fact that already he looks tipsy,’ You thought to yourself, giggling at Peter’s weird movements.

I HOPE THAT I CAN TURN BACK THE TIME TO MAKE IT ALL ALRIGHT, ALL ALRIGHT FOR US! I PROMISE TO BUILD A NEW WORLD! FOR US TWO!!! WITH YOU IN THE MIDDLE!!!!” The whole apartment echoes as the everyone sings along to the chorus.

You look up to see Peter grinning at the sight of the social scene you grew up knowing. Looks like he might fit into your life just fine.

The two of you have been dancing for god knows how long, Peter still hasn’t made a move on you.

You pull Peter near you and dance way more alluring than you intend to. You chug on your drink and just go with the music.

“Your parties are way better than ours! We don’t usually serve Swarovski vodkas or have gold-colored custom-made champagne bottles.” Peter laughs.

“Well then, I should bring you to our parties more often.” Y/n chuckles, biting her lip.

Peter’s eyes darken at the sight of Y/n looking more gorgeous than ever. He does the boldest move he has ever done in his entire life. He grabs you by the waist, his arms wrap around your body and press his head against yours, still holding the cup in his one hand.

Peter looks at you, unsure if he should continue and try to kiss you.

“Kiss me.” You whisper against his lips.

Yn’s hand slides up to the back of Peter’s head caressing his neck softly.

Peter leans in and kisses you softly, his arms gripping you tighter. The kiss intensifies as the two of you move to beat of the music, your arms wrap around his neck. You kiss him back with an intense hunger, feeling the kick of the alcohol you consumed. Peter may look like he’s an innocent kid, but he sure knows how to snog.

“Y/n Stark!” A voice interrupts the kiss.

Y/n and Peter hesitantly pull away from one another.

A tall, dark-haired, guy walks toward Y/n with Tina right beside him.

“You must be Derick!” Y/n smiles at the sight of her friend and her beau.

“Tina told me you stood up to my cousin. He’s kind of a jerk, but he’s family so I had to string him along.” Derick states.

A waiter passes by and offers all of us vodka shots.

“Cheers!” Derick lifts the shot glass.

“Cheers!” The four of you drink the shot in less than a second.

“By the way, this is Peter Parker. Peter, this is Derick Thompson.” Y/n introduces the two guys.

The two give each other a sloppy man-hug. 

Peter is definitely drunk now.

“Where are you from Pete?” Derick asks him.

“M-Midtown in Queens.” Peter answers sounding slurry.

“Oh! You must know my cousin then.” Derick chuckles.

“He isn’t my biggest f-fan.” Peter replies.

Another waiter passes by and hands a bottle to Derick who then pours the drink into everyone’s cups.

“Not of a fan of him either.” Derick nods in agreement.

“Thompson!” Someone shouts.

“No way!” Derick shouts back.

“It was nice seeing you guys.” Derick walks away.

“And you said he isn’t into you, I saw that, Stark.” Tina smirks at Y/n.

“Not gonna lie, I’m a bit wasted.” You reply.

Y/n looks at Peter whose eyes look like they’re about to close.

“Y/n, the room is spinning.” Peter grumbles.

“Oh my god.” Y/n mumbles.

Tina guides Y/n and Peter to the powder room only to find it occupied by teenage boys who look like they’re smoking pot.

Y/n calls Happy to pick them up as soon as possible. Happy sounded mad on the phone, knowing the tone that you have, he knows you’re hammered.

“Come on, I’ll bring you guys to the lobby.” Tina grumbles and helps the two of you navigate your way through the swamp of sweaty bodies and drunk teenage boys.

Tina presses the G button as you drunkenly hug her.

“Thank you so much for *hic* inviting us, Tina.” You whisper to your friend.

“Stop hugging her. Hug me instead!” Peter grumbles.

“Oh my god, even when you’re both drunk, you guys are still disgustingly clingy.” Tina snorts, seeing that her friend looks perfectly happy with the nerd she’s co-interning with.

Y/n wakes up to the sound of someone groaning. You open your eyes to see that you’re back at your apartment, laying down on the couch, wearing your favorite silk nightgown.

Y/n heads straight to the bathroom to remove the stinky remnants of alcohol. The moment you go back to the living room, you see Peter rolling on the floor, wearing the guest PJs. Helena must have told him to change before crashing.

“Are you okay? Have been lying on the carpet this whole time?” Y/n asks, the grogginess of the voice blatant.

“You didn’t notice? I just got back from the powder room after brushing my teeth.” Peter grumbles, looking up at you.

Y/n lays down beside Peter on the carpet and plays with his curly locks.

“Even when we’re both hungover, you still manage to look like the finest specimen in all the land.” Peter says.

“You flatter me too much.” You reply.

“You upper east siders sure know how to live like there’s no tomorrow. ” Peter sighs.

“Please, I can tell you already love it here.” Y/n scoffs at his statement.

“Only because you’re here” Peter responds.

Peter is about to lean in when Helena walks in on the two teenagers.

For the nth time this week, your moment is interrupted again.

“Miss Y/n/n… Your mother is on her way up.” Helena states.