anyone wanna be the daddy


uhhhh anyways mary’s the only character i can draw and i love her

cass-darling  asked:

Eyepatch Daddy... that's new...

I stand by that name.



My profile on IkeSen doesn’t say “thirsty for Masa’s di–eyepatch” for nothing 😉 😉 😉

Hey I’m alive
with the worst thing I’ve ever drawn based on a guy from this video has this been done yet if yes I’m sorry
expect slightly more serious stuff soon

Can We Keep Her?

When John Constantine has to take care of Annabella she accidentally gets teleported to another dimension. Now she wants to bring back someone who she thinks will make her dad happy. (this was inspired by this post)

Word Count: 786

Tagging: @speedypan @coffee-randomness @cupidjayne @insideoflit @uncpanda

A/N This is going to be a series

“Alright squirt here you go. This seems harmless enough for you.” John handed Annabella a rather large book.

“What does it do?” She asked.

“You open it and ask for any story you want and it will show it to you.”

“Ohhh.” Annabella opened the book and paused for a moment. What should she ask for? Fairytales? Adventure? Then she figured it out she didn’t have anyone to tell her stories about her dad. “I wanna see stories of my daddy.”

The pages of the book began to shift and slowly started to show her different stories. Some talked about the past. Some talked about what could have been. But there were some where some that seemed extra special, they talked about her dad in a way she never realized, they gave him happy stories with a happy life. She was a bit confused at to who the boys being mentioned were but she was glad to know that whoever they were made her dad happy. At the end of every story it was marked by panda. A panda wrote stories about her dad?

“I wish I could meet this panda.” Annabella whispered.

“Wait no!” Before Annabella could register what was happening a cloud of smoke shot up from the book and suddenly she was in a different room.

The book in her hands had disappeared and she looked around curiously. She jumped when she heard someone eep and turned around to face a young woman.


“Um hi? Wait how did you get in here? Who are you?” The young woman questioned as she stared at the little girl sitting on her bed wearing a mask.

“Well I can’t tell you my name my daddy won’t let me. And I’m not really sure how I got here. I asked to meet a panda and then there was a poof of smoke and here I am!”

“Okay sweetie listen I know you are pretty young but I’m going to need you to tell me a bit more and I really need to know your name.”

Annabella huffed but nodded in understanding and began to explain her story a bit better. When she finished explaining the girl blinked at her several times.

“Okay my family is playing a prank on me right?”

“Um no? It’s the truth I swear.”

“You’re telling me that you’re the daughter of Bruce Wayne and that you ended up here because of magic?”


“Sweetie that’s not possible. Bruce Wayne is a comic book character. He doesn’t exist.”

“Yes he does he’s my dad.”

“Okay I’m going to call my family and get you to your real home.”

“But I’m telling the truth.” Annabella huffed, but she realized the girl wasn’t going to believe her. She just hoped her dad would find her soon. In the meantime. “Do you have any peanut butter?”

“Um I think so.”

“May I have some?”

“Sure.” The woman picked the girl up and took her to the kitchen as she tried to get a hold of her family.

“Oh kitties!” The girl squealed as she went to pet the cats laying on the floor.

“Here you go little one.” Said the woman as she set a small bowl of peanut butter with apple slices on the table.

“Thank you. So what’s your name?” Annabella asked as she sat on a chair and began to eat.


“Sara… that’s a nice name.”

“Thank you.”

“I like your stories Sara you make my daddy happy.” Sara smiled at the girl and decided to play along with her game.

“Well I’m glad you like them though I don’t think you’re old enough to be reading them.”

“Well the book would turn them into pictures and it would mainly show me the happy ones. But why did the book say it was written by a panda?”

“My friends call me panda.”

“Oh like Uncle Flash calls me baby bat.”

“Yeah sure.” Suddenly a thump was heard from upstairs and two sets of footsteps could be heard coming down the stairs.

“Annabella!?” Said Bruce as he appeared in the kitchen doorway in his Batman suit.

“Daddy!” The girl squealed as she got off the chair and ran to hug her father.

“Don’t you ever scare me like that again. Are you okay?”

“I’m fine the nice lady took care of me.” Annabella pointed to Sara who was starting wide eyed at both of them.

“There you see mate the little squirt is perfectly safe.” Said John.

“Daddy can we keep her? She’s really nice. I think she can make an awesome mommy.” They heard a thud and the three of them turned to see Sara passed out on the ground. “Whoops.”

I wanna make a snapchat where I can post pictures of little stuff that I wouldn’t post on tumblr, and pictures of visits with daddy. But I wanna know if anyone would be interested in doing that. You’d have to message me asking for it so I know who will be seeing it (in other words, so I can make sure no creepy guys get it and send me nasty stuff). I haven’t made it yet, but if that’s something you guess would be interested in lemme know!!!

Anyone wanna be my sugar daddy/momma?

I can

  • Cook and bake
  • Do basic housework (dishes laundry ect)
  • Sew and patch clothing

I am willing to

  • Suck dick
  • Eat puss
  • Take dick
  • Give foot rubs
  • Give back rubs
  • Sponge baths.

Seriously I need money and have 0 life skills.