anyone remember these ads

when i was a kid, probably around 8-9 years old, i would go on neopets very often. basically every day. one thing i remember from doing this is always getting a banner ad on the top of the page for the show its always sunny in philadelphia (not sure why they were showing ads for this show on a site used mainly by kids but w/e). the ad was of the shows title and it had danny devito’s face peeking up over the bottom of the ad. this ad would show up all the time, sometimes even when i would refresh the page multiple times it would be the only ad to pop up.

this should have been all fine and dandy, but for some reason whenever i would see this ad i would be filled with this rage deep within my gut that i could not control. sometimes i would get so mad i would have to stop playing on neopets and do something else entirely, just so i didn’t have to see his face anymore. i still dont know why danny devito’s face made child me so angry, but it did and i still have the image of this ad burned into my mind.

now i watch the show and love it, but sometimes when i am watching i think back to 8 year old me on neopets, having to x out of the page because i could not handle seeing danny devito’s face peeking up at me from the top and sides of the screen at all times, watching me.

There’s this one creepy ad I absolutely hate and has scarred me forever to the point where I will never forget it which I’m sure majority of Canadians growing up in the 90s and early 2000s remembers called the “house hippo” commercial that would play like 8 times a day on our TVs and the message of the ad was “Don’t believe everything you see on TV” but they made the fake part too realistic without thinking of what kids might think because every freaking kid in Canada thought mini house hippos were real so they had to take the commercial down and I’m happy because no other Canadian kid today will have to go through what we went through getting brainwashed by this ad about hippos and peanut butter and chips and house cats

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DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER THIS COMMERCIAL EVERY TIME I WENT TO HYDERABAD THIS AD WOULD BE ON TV AT LEAST TEN TIMES A DAY

Agents of SHIELD characters as @dril tweets
  • Daisy Johnson: youll never shut me the fuck up , no matter how many times you unfollow me, you will never shut me the fuck upon here!! get lost Cyber scum!
  • Phil Coulson: another day volunteering at the betsy ross muesum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
  • Melinda May: my followeres, who all hate me, and wish to kick my ass, are nobodys, and they lack the combat training to injure me, because theyre infants
  • Jemma Simmons: YO *points to spinal cord on brain diagram* THATS THE BRAIN;S DICK
  • Leo Fitz: oh, youvve read a few academic papers on the matter? cute. i have read over 100000 posts.
  • Grant Ward: my uncles caught me searching "can i still join isis if im racist" on the family computer & are now withholding all holiday treats for 2015.
  • Antoine Triplett: "i wish they got, WiFi down here" - guy who died in the paris catacombs
  • Bobbi Morse: Have you ever wanted to click X on a bastard
  • Alphonso Mackenzie: MYTH: my posts are for the Pauper REALITY: my posts are for the Prince
  • Lance Hunter: someone please get me in touch with the little boy who died & went to heaven. i want to astral project him into my ex-wifes castle for intel
  • Mike Peterson: i enjoy a bit of "Humour" every now and then, but people seriously need to sotp tying me to a chair and injecting me with unknown substances
  • Raina: the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
  • Kara Palamas: unfollow me if you hav e ever done or thought about doing war crimes. i dont want war criminals shitting my feed up
  • Andrew Garner: THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree
  • Maria Hill: blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin
  • Victoria Hand: i shall say this only; ive ended peoples careers by reporting them for "Ironic" typos & spelling errors., i do not give a shit. im a warrior
  • John Garrett: stealing valor by purchasing fraudulent military gear from etsy,. parading my insane loadouts in front of our vets as they hurl abuse at me,
  • Calvin Zabo: pal the only "meltdown" im having is my ice cream melting down into my hand while I lay on the beach & laugh while thinking about the trolls
  • Lincoln Campbell: i help every body, im not racist, i keep myself nice, and when i ask for a single re-tweet in return i am told to fuck off, fuck myself, etc
  • Hive: me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to start a community in the middle of the desert to either die or prove a very important point
  • Anne Weaver: let me be very clear: i would rather attend a Pig's wedding than attempt to sift through the dumpster you people have made out of my dm box,
  • The Koenigs: if you're ever wondering if im some other guy, the answer is yes, im him, unless it's bad to be him, then im not him, im a different person
  • Jiaying: I WILL REGRESS INTO PRIMAL FORM AND SHUN MY LOVED ONES IN ORDER TO POWER UP MY CONTENT !! I WILL GET RE-BLOGS AT ANY COST !! AT ANY COST !!
  • Joey Gutierrez: im the guy who ruined Columbus Day by saying he had slaves, and im ruining Back to the Future Day too by saying the film is rife with incest
  • Elena "Yo-Yo" Rodriguez: *slams king james holy bible shut on a piece of pepperoni with mayo and onions stickin out * And that is how u make a truth sandwich
  • James/Hellfire: dont worry ladies, im not one of those"Bros" who talks to girls about sex stuff. anyway, i have an entire bra stuffed in my mouth right now,
  • Gideon Malick: i can only hope that when a kangaroo court of dipshits comes to haul me to prison that i have the grace and humility not to get mad at them
  • Giyera: Sovereign Citizens Getting Owned Compilation
  • Rosalind Price: i get in my car and 100 men smear their asses up agsint my windshield and doors. Unbelievable. I'm late for work. This is clownish.
  • Glenn Talbot: UNITED NATIONS: ah!! please help us! we need just a normal man's opinion!! we got you a seat ME: How'm I to trust you, while God is bleeding
  • Holden Radcliffe: committing unforgivable crimes against nautre in my laboratory ,trying to create the next genetically discombobulated meme animal
  • Daniel Whitehall: argh.. (shakes fist) Damn you White people !! ha ha, but seriously though, most whites are actually highly intelligent, and resourceful,
  • Sunil Bakshi: shut the fuck up and kick my ass

…because sometimes you just need to draw a shirtless guy.  And Kismet’s resident manwhore/exhibitionist is only too happy oblige.

(Does anyone else remember Diesel’s “Sex Sells” ad campaign from a couple years ago?  Because apparently I do.  XD)

Cooldown drawing mainly to practice cel-shading.  Please excuse the roughness of the lines–I tried to keep this under two hours!  Might go back and clean/fix this up later.

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while we’re adding old ass commercials does anyone remember that one fucking buffalo coin one

anyone else remember all those attack ads in 2008 about how obama didn’t have enough political experience to be president??? and how he wasn’t qualified enough??? and how the same people that paid for and supported those ads are now the people who are voting for someone whose only qualification is that he’s rich and used to have a reality show????

Steve Squad 2.0 {*Patriotism Intensifies*}

Quick Squad update! I’ve added more people to the list, and given us a cool new graphic. Also, I’ve split us up alphabetically just for a little order within our lovely squad. The disorder of the last one was bugging me. 

This is just a fun little combination promo/way for us to all not be intimidated by duplicates of our character like we all know sometimes happens. It’s also a good way to prevent hate in the community, by uniting us all in a state of mutually creeping on one another on our dashes/gushing about how much we love each other in each other’s inboxes. I’ve done this before in another RP community, and it actually does help because people aren’t intimidated by one another anymore and become friends and encourage one another.

Again, if you want to be added, or feel someone should be on the list, or if you want to be removed from the list for some reason, contact me! This is primarily my project, so please remember to contact me before adding anyone to the list! Much love to all my amazing fellow Steves!

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@amcricandream   

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@cxpt  @cantgetdrunk  @captainbrogers @captainvirginmyass @captainamericarogers  @capoldschool  

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@fallcnandlost  @flumenveritatis  

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@hecallsmestevie  

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@justaguyfrombrooklyn  

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@luxuryoffear

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@mcu-supersoldiers  

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@notaperfectsoldxer  @notacyclonefan  @noxyoumove 

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@putsthcapincaptain 

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@rotvibranium  

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@superserumsteverogers  @serumiisms  @shieldintheice  @symboltothenation  

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@vibraniiium  @vintagejustice  @vetusxmiles  

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@whatwxsright  @weightofmyshield

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@youusedme  

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omg does anyone remember this ipod ad??? I was in year 8 in 2007 and we went to Vegas and at the fashion show mall there was like these 4 massive tv bill board things that played this ad over and over and it was so GOOD I have the best memories to this song holy s h i t I’m so excited to re-share it w u like…. I hope u like it