anyone know who he is

shinee as starbucks baristas

onew:

  • his nametag says jim (who’s jim??? he doesn’t even know anyone named jim??)
  • taemin: pls stop spinning the mop you make cleanup so much harder than it needs to be and i am wet
  • writes the names wrong all the time, enjoy your latte, brick
  • lowkey (highkey) he looks like he hates his life when not smiling

jonghyun:

  • memorized the entire corporate-approved playlist, singing under his breath while making coffees in an angry mocking way bc they won’t let him change it
  • corporate trying to keep him down but he won’t be broken 
  • wears his visor backwards 
  • when not in work keeps smelling coffee, asks everyone to smell him to see if they smell it too (key: “jong we work at a coffee store ofc we smell like coffee” / jonghyun: “BUT I SHOWERED LIKE THREE TIMES”)

key:

  • arrives to work with starbucks from another location
  • HATES MAKING FRAPPES
  • but literally when his shift starts a group of people always come in and get frappes
  • he’s smiling but his smile is not really a smile you know???
  • had to fend for himself bc onew hid in the closet when he saw that group because he need to “look for coffee beans” so he locked him in for a bit and “forgot how to unlock it”
  • free cake pops tho

minho:

  • cute latte art!!!! it’s not required but he learned how to do it through youtube and sometimes minho-made coffee have cool designs on them
  • after closing time, has flipped a table (╯ㅍ□ㅍ)╯︵ ┻━┻) bc he always wanted to try that
  • it wasn’t as fun as he expected it to be and plus he had to pick it up after which defeated the purpose 
  • lifting competition with jong on who can squat the most bags of coffee beans (they’re both red and sweating and look dumb af)

taemin: 

  • puts too much whip on order, coffee pours out of the sides and he is panicking 
  • honestly he just struggles with that whip cream canister in general 
  • puts mobile order stickers over the starbucks logo 
  • taking shots of espresso on his breaks
  • employee of the month (???????????)

possibly heartbreaking thing about andromeda

someday ryder will have to tell their crew about the reapers and liam might just crumble upon himself :)

  • Me: sees queen Elizabeth is trending
  • Me: hasn't had an emergency news alert from the BBC
  • Me: is confused

Bruce Wayne is a total Batman fanboy. He has a made to life replica of his favorite Batmobile in his garage and a room set off to the side with all the Batman memorabilia he’s collected over the years. He’s known for spending crazy amounts of money at auctions for Batman stuff and orders his own versions of everything.

No one even bats an eye when he puts in a huge order for batarangs. And he’s so happy about it because when he’d first started out as Batman getting supplies had been the worst part of the job. He’d had a million hoops he had to go through to keep his secret identity a secret. 

He’d thought he’d hated it when people became Batman obsessed, but after he got caught with a Batarang in his pocket at a charity event he decided to go with the fanboy persona. And it worked. 

His children think it’s hilarious and buy him all kinds of weird Batman merchandise. Like the crappily painted Batman figures shipped from China, Batman soap, the plastic masks every store sells, and their personal favorite the pajamas that say “My Batcave is my happy place”

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September 2007, Willow Creek: Louisiana

121 days too long 🍂🌆🌰  Part 2.
Previously…

Someone please talk to me about the fact that King Butterfly knows what it means for a princess to be evaluated, and that fact that Baby annoys him because she eats all of his food, and why does that sound familiar, oh yeah, because that’s exactly how Baby treated Marco.

It’s all too easy to imagine a young Moon Butterfly, nearly fifteen years old and dreading her first evaluation. She pours over her spellbook, determined to memorize everything, and frowns when Glossaryck says, “You’re not ready for that one” because Glossaryck is always so honest, even when his words cut deep.

“Has a princess ever failed her evaluation?” she asks. Her voice is steady, practiced, and proper, undaunted by disappointment or hardship.

“Yes,” Glossaryck replies. “And even if they hadn’t, who’s to say that you couldn’t be the first?”

She doesn’t blink at that, doesn’t give him the satisfaction of seeing her flinch. She will, later, many years down the line, when Chauncey falls in battle and the whole world is crumbling apart, she’ll show Glossaryck just how deeply things affect her and just how hard she can cry, but for now there’s only one person she shares those things with, and he’s well outside the palace walls.

River is quite something to see in his youth, fearsome and fearless and strong. Most would say he has hair like sunlight but it’s always reminded Moon of the stars, shining yellow and bright alongside her namesake. He’s so different from her own family, so wild and loud; he says exactly what he’s thinking and doesn’t hide it behind guile and double-meanings, false smiles and polite words. He introduces the revolutionary concept that it is alright to express one’s emotions, to shout when one is angry, or declare one’s love in the middle of a tourney, because the princess has bested many monsters and he hopes to one day be as capable as she.

Moon doesn’t admit, at first, how nervous she is or how frightened, but River can tell. River’s learned to read the way she holds her hands, or the way her mouth thins out to silently reflect what she’s feeling, and he pulls her away from the rowdy, rude Johansen clan and wraps his arms around her.

In time, they return to the palace. River likes it here about as much as Moon likes the Johansen’s; he can see it from her point of view, appreciate it in a way, because it’s a symbol of Mewman tradition, steeped in ceremony and significance. These things are as vital and natural to Moon as breathing, but to River it will never quite feel like home.

They lock themselves in the kitchen and delight in roast boar and little pastries that River cannot name but also cannot stop eating. It’s here that Baby finds them, and here that Moon’s evaluation begins; Baby asks her to pass an apple from the counter and Moon hesitates, her hands folded, her mouth thin.

Suddenly, River picks up the apple and tosses it. It flies over Baby’s shoulder and splatters against the wall, and River laughs from deep inside his gut and cries, “Do I pass? Am I a princess?”

The corners of Moon’s mouth curve ever slightly upwards, and all at once her fear is gone, because no matter how poorly she does, it won’t be as bad as that.

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These are pictures of Chalo running a race against himself, and I have good news: he’s winning.

LITERAL ACTUAL FACT. 

Kurogane is both a ninja AND the world’s biggest ninja fan. No matter which world he’s in

Kurogane is also the only person ridiculous enough that they can actually pull that off in the first place.

My pic. Cropped to meme 😋

Btw. I suggest you all look up the difference between the historically correct meaning of “platonic” and today’s.

Because there is this a ‘very slight and utterly unimportant’ difference 😹

Because Hugh KNOWS (@byronicwoman (twitter) asked him and I grinned because I had had it in philosophy) - and he trolled anyone who doesn’t know.

Look it up.

@he-s-dead-jim 😋

This whole produce 101 mess made me think of when Hansol told us to “trust Topp Dogg” and I think that’s what we should be doing. We need to trust our boys

A Fond Farewell

Originally posted by as-strong-as-the-seas-are-stormy


I see you’re leaving me and taking up with the enemy
The cold comfort of the in between
A little less than a human being”

                                       Elliott Smith – A Fond Farewell


Something changed in Dean the day you met Lucifer. The shift was almost imperceptible, the subtle gleam of sadness in his eyes when he looked at you, the way he stared when he thought you weren’t looking, as if trying to memorize tiny aspects of you that he worried he was already forgetting. Anyone who didn’t know Dean intimately wouldn’t have caught the signs, but you did, and you suspected Sam did as well, though the two of you never spoke of it.

You’d joined the boys on a hunt, despite their protests at how you were far too calm about the idea of coming face to face with Lucifer. While you should have been terrified beyond measure, the mere thought of him oddly possessed a calming quality to it, one that had you far too curious to leave unexplored. The moment your eyes fell upon him, his tattered wings hanging around his frame, glowing like the vestiges of a fire about to burn out, you wept. You crumpled to your knees, staring at him with an ache in your heart that you couldn’t explain. Everyone around you was too stunned to react, though Lucifer was perhaps the most perplexed of all. He watched you, faint traces of sadness, surprise, anger, and curiosity flexed over his face before he vanished, leaving you to deal with the Winchesters onslaught of questions as they had to drag you back out to the car.

Trying to explain yourself after that was next to impossible. The day after the incident, Dean was withdrawn, quieter than normal and when Sam remarked his surprise at his brother’s supposed lack of care towards your reaction, he seemed to piece together that something was amiss. You dodged Sam’s questions, not understanding the reaction yourself, but as the days passed, it all started to come together.

Now here you were again with Sam and Dean, only now Lucifer was at your guard, standing behind you and ready to intercede should he feel the need to. You’d previously heard little of angels and their soulmates, but now that you knew the full power of what that entailed, you knew that you had little choice in the matter. Even if you did, this was unequivocally the choice you would have made.

Dean had put on a brave face, but it was faltering quickly, the cracks in his rough exterior letting his emotions trickle out in a sorrowful stream. You hurt him, and though it wasn’t intended, you knew where you needed to be, and that was beside Lucifer.

“You take care of yourself, alright?” Dean said gruffly, trying to smile through the torment he was putting himself through. You knew Dean blamed himself, blamed himself for bringing you before the Devil in the first place, only to ultimately lose you to him.

You nodded, searching his gaze for something, anything you could possibly say to ease the pain you were putting him through, but there was nothing.

“I’ll be okay, Dean” you reassured, wishing you could reach out and touch him, but thought better of it.

Thoughts danced behind his eyes, a look that told you he had something to say but didn’t want to. You knew what it was and you nodded, urging him to speak the words that perhaps hurt him the most as you bit back the sob in your throat.

“You be good” he said, and though the phrase may have sounded innocent and caring, with his half smile and saddened eyes, you knew the meaning behind it.

Dean was a hunter, one dedicated to his job and if that meant saving the world from any threat, he was up for it. With you at Lucifer’s side, you might be that threat. Lucifer’s hand rested on your shoulder and you smiled warily at Dean. Your will broke and you pulled him into a hug, feeling Lucifer stiffen slightly behind you. Dean’s arms wrapped tightly around you, squeezing you as if you satisfy the fact that he would likely never get the chance to hold you again.

“You hurt her, in any way, and I’ll come for you. I’ll fucking kill you” he said over your shoulder to Lucifer, his jaw tensing as rage began to prickle through him.

Lucifer huffed a short, humorless laugh as you released Dean, stepping back and away from him as your fingers found Lucifer’s and laced through them.

You’d wanted to tell him that you hoped to see him around, but in reality, if you did, it was likely not going to be on good terms, so instead you kept quiet, silently promising that you would be okay and everything was fine.

“Goodbye, Dean” was the only words that came to you, tears dripping from your eyes, hating yourself for hurting him.

Keep reading

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S1 Magnus doesn’t like Shadowhunters and has been cutting people off for centuries and not feel anything, but he meets Alec and begins to simply flirt with this “pretty boy” who has caught his attention

S2 Magnus is so deeply in love with Alec and would stand by his side through everything to keep him safe and happy

S1 Alec is so repressed and not letting anyone know who he truly is. He is focused on missions and doesn’t really have a thing for downworlders

S2 Alec doesn’t care what others think, his heart and soul is invested in Magnus and would do anything to protect him from danger

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What’s it like? Dying? […] You know, it’s funny. I mean, you’d expect it to be terrifying, just panic and fear. What’d you feel? I guess lonely. Yeah. Like everybody I loved was a million miles away.

 Days ago Del/trashpandaballs/raccooninpredicaments left Tumblr becuse of Cyber Bulling. He was being accused of being a pedophile, supporting pedophilia/incest just because of a ship he used to make content for 2 years ago.

What we ship doesn’t describe us as a person or the way we act irl. Just because you ship TomTord it doesn’t mean you would like to have love-hate rationship with someone you hate. Just because you ship the Osomatsus or pinecest It doesnt mean you would be in a relationship with your twin or even accept that kind of relationship irl.

Because It’s fictional and because It’s the Internet.

Anyone who ever entered Del’s blog knows that he’s not a bad a person and what happend to him was totally unfair and unnecessary. So along with @yi2335 we created a “Del Appreciation week” to remind people who Del actually was.

It’ll start on March 1st and finish on March 7th, one drawing a day.

Day 1: Draw Del *

Day 2: Favourite Del OC (Ex: Pay, Pudding, Dylan, Sarah)

Day 3: Au Day! (which includes all AUs Del had created or participated in. Ex: Commie Family, Reverse AU, Traitor AU, Wall-e AU, bakery AU [originally owned by @cartooncommubackup], etc)

Day 4: Picture redraw

Day 5: Au Day! (again bc there’re too many of them haha)

Day 6: Write a post to Del telling him how you feel about this *

Day 7: Free Day!

Important:
 "*“ : these are days that aren’t directly related to Eddsworld. Please avoid using the tag to prevent trouble. :)

Special Thanks
To @sugar-syringe, to the guys of Eddsworld Fans en Español, to Del and to you.

Official Hashtag: #IStandWithDel

Have a nice day!

BEING DARLY'S SISTER WOULD INVOLVE :

Originally posted by kinneyandreedus

• Him obviously being over protective

• Him and Merle having arguments over who you should stay with, ending with him dragging you away to stay with him.

• You being one of the very few people he opens up to

•Him rolling his eyes a million times a day listening to your stupid jokes and attempts to make him laugh

• Being one of the very few people to actually witness him laugh

• Always Being the first person he checks to see if they’re safe

• Rick and Glen being like uncles to you

• You being a complete bad ass

• Having Daryl teach you everything he knows

• Him threatening anyone who even looks at you

• “Look at her agin and I swear I will feed you to the walkers”

• you being able to calm him down and convince him that he’s not a bad guy

• singing with Rick on car journeys to annoy him.

• “ I Gotta pocket full of sunshine, I got-” • “I swear to god if u two don’t shut up”

• Him always bringing you back presents from scavenges

• And of coarse you two being the best ass kicking team their is