anyone else find this funny

  • You: I hate vampires
  • Me: Well I'm off to drink blood. Not human blood. I mean, pigs blood. Well not pigs blood, juice. Pigs juice! Not juice, uh, the juice of the... blood orange. Not the blood orange, per se, the orange. Juice of the orange! I'm off to drink orange juice. In my ancient castle. Not castle, uh, house! In my ancient house. Well, not ancient so much as... Middle Ages. Not Middle Ages, more mid-century modern in my mid-century modern house in Transylva-CATION. Transylvacation in Massachusetts. Yes, that's where it is. Don't be embarrassed if you haven't heard of it. You all should visit, but not during the daytime.

Harry: [standing there minding his own business, peaceful, in the Zone™]

Seeiso: [being a good friend, walks up and whistles to get Harry’s attention and gestures for him to walk out the door first]

Harry: [unbothered, looks Seeiso up and down and gives the sassiest neck twirl/eye roll combo in royal history as he proceeds to leave]

Questioning Mika's sexual orientation
  • Ferid: Krul, why don't you ever let Mika go outside by himself? He's old enough to take care of himself
  • Mika: ...
  • Krul: ...mind your own business, Bathory
  • Ferid: But, as his self-proclaimed father, Mika is also MY business... it pains me to see him closed in this palace all day long
  • Krul: I told you to mind your own business, for fuck's sake
  • Ferid: Aren't you bored, Mika, all day long in here?
  • Mika: ..a little
  • Ferid: See, Krul? The boy needs some fresh air!
  • Krul: ...
  • Ferid: Listen, if you want I can bring him around to show him the city a little... I'm sure that we would have a lot of fun together ♥
  • Krul: HELL NO, FERID. NOT WITH YOU
  • Ferid: Krul, he's my son too, I need some papa-son bonding time with him
  • Mika: ...fuck you, Ferid
  • Krul: SEE? HE DOESN'T WANT THAT! HE PREFERS TO STAY WITH MOMMY, DON'T YOU HONEY?
  • Ferid: Oh, come on, Krul, there is no way that he could -
  • Mika: Yes. I prefer staying with Krul
  • Ferid: *gasps*
  • Krul: HA! HE SAID IT! HE FUCKING SAID IT, MOTHERFUCKER!
  • Ferid: MIKA, YOU BROKE MY HEART!
  • Mika: ...good
  • Ferid: HOW CAN YOU BE SO EVIL?!
  • Krul: Obliviously, he learnt from the very best: me
  • Mika: *nods*
  • Krul: ...that was sarcastic, Mika. You weren't supposed to agree
  • Ferid: A-anyway, even if you hate me, I still care about you, Mika. I still want you to go out and have some fun, so-
  • Krul: For the last gODDAMN TIME, FERID. HE IS not GOING TO TAKE A STEP OUTSIDE OF THIS PLACE WITH YOU
  • Ferid: But why?
  • Krul: Because I don't trust you
  • Ferd: Okay then... What if I organised something with Lacus or René for him?
  • Krul: Ferid, do you want our son to become homosexual, perhaps?
  • Mika: What...?
  • Krul: BECAUSE YOU MAKE HIM HANG OUT ONLY WITH EXTREMELY GAY PEOPLE
  • Ferid: WHAT? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH ALL OF THIS? WHY ARE YOU SO HOMOPHOBIC?
  • Krul: I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST GAY PEOPLE. IT'S THEM. I DON'T TRUST THEM. MY BOY IS TOO HANDSOME AND THEY ARE EVIL
  • Mika: ...
  • Ferid: LISTEN, WE BOTH KNOW THAT, OKAY? BUT MIKA IS ALSO GAY, YOU KNOW?
  • Krul: NO HE ISN'T
  • Ferid: YES HE IS
  • Krul: NO, YOU PIECE OF SHIT, HE ISN'T
  • Ferid: HE HAS BEEN TRYING TO FIND YUU TO GET AWAY WITH HIM! IS THAT SOMETHING THAT SOMEONE STRAIGHT WOULD DO?
  • Krul: HE IS JUST REALLY SENSIBLE AND SWEET, YOU ASSHOLE
  • Ferid: MIKA, TELL HER THAT YOU ARE GAY!
  • Krul: HUN-HUN, TELL THIS FUCKER THAT YOU ARE STRAIGHT!
  • Mika: ...
  • Mika: *inhales*
  • Mika: I'm Yuu-sexual. I hate everyone apart from Yuu. I only want to be friends with Yuu, spend the rest of my life with Yuu. Sex? I don't give a fuck. Love? Love has many different ways to be expressed. I'm confused about what kind of love I want to share with him, but I know for sure that I care about him. Getting married? Who even thinks about that at my age? To be honest, I don't even know if I want to be in a relationship with someone, anyone at the moment. I'm not interested. So why should I think about marriage? Do I find him attractive? I don't care if Yuu is attractive or not, being Yuu is what makes him special to me. He'll always be amazing at my eyes. So call me whatever the fuck you want and let me be, you psychopaths
  • Mika: *leaves*
  • Ferid & Krul: ...
  • Ferid: *whispering* He's definitely gay
  • Krul: ...I will punch you in the fucking face, Bathory
Noiao headcanon

Noiz discovers Cards Against Humanity and tries to answer all of Aoba’s questions by just holding up the white cards.

Aoba: “What do you want for dinner tonight?”
Noiz: *holds up ‘Edible Underpants’ card*
Aoba: “Noiz open your damn mouth and talk I swear to god-”

Anyone else find it kinda funny that anti S//eiths claim to be shielding kids from harmful crap they shouldn’t be seeing but
1. NSFW content for other ships is fine apparently
2. Censoring the ship name to make it a swear word? Shit isn’t a very kid friendly word dudes
3. Kids shouldn’t be on Tumblr in the first place, pretty sure the under 13 rule is there for a reason cause yknow, this website has some pretty adult stuff on here already :/

Anyone else find it funny that Solas casually wears elements of his Trespasser I Am An Elvhen God Armor all the time? Does he just have that suit of armor lying around and use parts of it on occasion to fuck with people?

I understand from a character design perspective why elements may have been reused. Among other things, they serve as a visual hint that all along, he has been this other person. And obviously game assets take time to make and reusing things just makes sense economically. 

But if we’re to think of his motivations for doing so, you have to wonder. When it comes to speech Solas is incredibly careful about hiding who he is, even if we see him slip up from time to time. I find it difficult to imagine that he would be careless in his appearance, which is by far easier to control than speech when it comes to a disguise.

Yuya: I…
I WAS ZARC!


Well…isn’t this just GREAT.

I find it funny how Reiji and anyone else thinks they are doing Yuya a favor by having him remember all of this but no, they really didn’t at ALL. Now we are going to have to watch as Yuya goes through the exact same crap Judai had to go through after his Supreme King crisis and that out right ended with him getting PTSD with a whole season based about that fact.

Well…on the plus side…yeah there is no plus side to this. They just out right rescarred a child just to fix another one who I don’t even think is going to be able to smile again because of you idiots but do like how in the final shot it looks like Zarc still has a hold over Yuya which is really cool but at the same time, none of this really needed to happen so thanks a lot, Reiji for being an asshole and thank you Yusho for out right rescarring your child (because you obviously haven’t done that enough throughout the series).