anymore anymore

white ppl getting insulted and defensive when my ethnic ass makes a white ppl joke

extremely-eager-shipper  asked:

wait a fucking SECOND. YOU did that art of Remus and Fenrir?? Wtf. WHAT the ACTUAL FUCK. The perfect cosplays and now this??? How dare. How can one person be so talented and manage to attain perfection in everything they do. I'm shook. Like, my heart actually started beating faster when I saw that art. Just. Wow.

(( OOC: 😭🙌 Bless you!!! ))

My Girl

Author: Juju

Warnings: fluffy fluff, and hints that reader is bi??? could be ignored tho

Summary: All the questions are about you in a live stream and Shawn couldn’t be happier.

Word Count: 1.2k

A/N: I don’t really like this but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but if you like it, send me your favorite line from this fic.


You were sitting in Shawn’s dressing room, enjoying the peace and quiet before the show. 

He was currently doing a live stream for his perfume launch. You would usually tag along and stay behind the cameras during interviews But not tonight. You decided to be lazy and have a little nap. 

Maybe that wasn’t the best choice.

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not to be dramatic or anything, but haVE YOU SEEN THAT ON HARRISON’S LATEST INSTAGRAM STORY THEY ARE FUCKING DRINKING JUICE BOXES FOR GOD’S SAKE ON A ROAD TRIP THEY ARE ALL ABOVE LEGAL AGE TO CONSUME ALCOHOL BUT NO MINUTE MAID JUICE BOXES ARE WHAT THEY’RE DRINKING NOT ALCOHOL, NOT SODA NOT SOME BOTTLED JUICE, NOT WATER BOTTLE BUT F U C K I N G J U I C E B O X E S

anonymous asked:

I know your general thoughts on Mercy. But do you have any thoughts on the changes made to DVa? (as an unrelated note. I hate that Tumblr thinks having D. Va together counts as a link)

The problem with D.Va’s changes is that they only make sense in the context of the Mercy changes and the way that buffs/nerfs go more widely - specifically catering towards DPSs that don’t like to feel disempowered.

(Thinking about this specifically in terms of disempowerment comes from appleciderwitch on Twitter, who is very smart at unpacking these sorts of changes and you should follow her if you use Twitter at all.)

Here’s the text from the patch notes on D.Va’s changes:

D.Va’s Defense Matrix uptime has proven to be too strong, but simply reducing it without making other changes would make her too weak (and far less interesting to play).

Too strong for whom? I would argue that easily the strongest uses of her Defense Matrix are to eat ults like Mei’s and Zarya’s, but she can still do that because it only takes a half second. The ults that she’s now more vulnerable to are DPSs - Reaper, Soldier, Pharah, etc. The ones who just have to be able to get multiple kills and have them stick.

And the other changes? How do you help a tank that’s just become much less defensive? Uhhhhhhhhhh, give her more damage, I guess.

It fits the pattern. Nerf Ana into the ground; completely fuck up Mercy (whether you like her or not, the current state is utterly untenable); buff Soldier; buff McCree. Reduce D.Va’s ability to be a tank, give her more ability to hurt. It’s just the direction that the game is going.

The stickied thread (i.e. the one Blizzard was collecting feedback in) about the D.Va changes on the forums was called “D.Va doesn’t feel like a tank anymore,” and whilst I still really like playing D.Va, I look at that “interesting to play” line in the patch notes and think, yeah, Blizzard does seem to think that the only interesting way to play is by dealing damage.

Sometimes I feel judged by Google...

Me:  Map of –
Google:  I can do maps.  Do you need your city?  Are you travelling?
Me:  - the Alpha Quadrant.
Google:  *sigh* 


Me:  Voyager –
Google:  YES!  The Voyager 1 Space Probe is so cool, it launched in 1977 –
Me: - crew manifest Star Trek
Google:  *sigh*


Me:  History of –
Google: I’m AWESOME at history!  What do you want?  History of France? Ancient Egypt?
Me: - the Klingon Empire
Google:  You have got to be fucking kidding me.