aka the LONGEST POST OF ALL TIME (seriously, fair warning; it is SUPER long under the cut)
for anyboy making Steven Universe gem fcs, I thought it might be useful?
not pictured because they’re in use in the show: Opal, Pearl, Alexandrite, Ruby, Sapphire, Yellow Diamond, Garnet, Jasper, Malachite, Lapis Lazuli, Sardonyx, Peridot, Amethyst, Rose Quatz, Rainbow Quartz, Sugilite.
Anonymous said: “CAN YOU DO AN IMAGINE WITH ANYBOY AND ¾ FIND LACE UNDERWEAR IN ¼’s BACK POCKET AND TEASE THEM ABOUT IT”
omfg yES I CAN
“Hey, Ash!” Calum says loudly, coming into the living room where you are currently lying peacefully.
Ashton answers with an ‘hmm’, attention focused on the tv where it looks like a new episode of Criminal Minds is playing.
You are lying on the couch in their house underneath a blanket, having a day in with your boyfriend Ashton. You are reading a really good book, resting your head on his chest while he is busy watching the tv. It’s absolutely pouring down outside so there is really nothing else you can do, which is more than fine for you since you’ve both been on a very busy schedule lately. You haven’t really had the opportunity to spend longer periods of time together, you haven’t seen each other for more than maybe five minutes a time where you manage to sneak a quickie in the bathrooms or a blowie in the shower. Now that you are both free, finally, you can actually enjoy each other’s company.
“Can I borrow your car real quick?” He asks, which makes Ashton turn his head.
“Uhm, what’s wrong with yours?”
“I’ve no gas. Sorry.” He shrugs. “I’m just going to the store to buy some vegemite, we’re out.” He then explains.
“Oh, yeah, sure.”
“Great, thanks. Where’s your keys?”
“Uh…” Ashton starts looking around himself, shifting around underneath you, which makes you draw your eyes from your book.
“What are you doing?” You ask. You had only been listening with half an ear so you aren’t really sure of why he’s shuffling around all suddenly.
“I’m looking for my car keys, do you know where I’ve put them?”
“Wait! They’re in my pocket in my jeans who I’m…. not wearing today.” Ashton says after realizing that he’s actually not wearing any pants at all today. “I think they’re in my room though. Probably on my bed.”
“Okay. I’ll check,” Calum says and heads for the stairs. Luke and Michael are in Michael’s room, playing video games (or whatever the hell they’re doing in there).
Ashton wraps his arm around your shoulders again and places a kiss on your forehead before you both go back to your previous positions.
A few moments later you suddenly hear loud laughter coming from upstairs. Thinking it is just the boys who are joking around or something, you don’t pay any attention to it. It is not until you can hear your name being mentioned that you put the book away.
“Ashton!” You hear Michael yell and soon they are all sprinting down the stairs. “Are you guys naked under that blanket or what?”
Ashton sits up slightly, turning around to see them entering the living room with his black jeans in their hands.
“What? What are you talking about? Didn’t you find the keys?”
“Yes, I did. And I found something else too…” Calum smirks, holding the pair of pants up.
You both look at their smug faces with confusion, what are they talking about?
As soon as you see the familiar red, laced garment, your eyes widen and you can feel your cheeks heat up.
“What the- holy shit…” Ashton curses when he sees your lace panties in Calum’s hands.
“Looks like you were in a hurry, yeah?” He says and Michael and Luke bursts out laughing.
You hide your face in your hands on Ashton’s chest, feeling absolutely mortified. Last night, after the concert, you and Ash had managed to have a super quickie before you had to leave again. Ashton had taken your panties right out of your hand and when you had protested he had almost begged you to let him keep them, since he apparently would ‘go mad’ if he couldn’t have a part of you with him.
“They’re pretty though Y/N, I’ll give you that!” Calum says.
You groan out loud, not wanting to face any of them right now. Or forever.
“I bet you’re going to shag right after I’ve gone, on our couch! Who knows which else furniture in the house is infected!” He exclaims.
“Well, at least I am getting some! Or ‘shagging’…” Ashton says, making quotation marks in the air with his hands, “…as you like to call it. I can’t even remember the last time I saw you with a girl. Must be pretty lonely.” He adds, smiling back at Calum who has lost his smirk.
You can’t help but laugh a little, agreeing with your boyfriend.
“Shut up. Here, take your go damn panties…” Calum mumbles and throws them your way, rolling his eyes before he walks out the door, leaving you two laughing loudly.
“What do you say? Shagging on the couch didn’t sound like such a bad idea, did it?” You say jokingly, and look over to Luke and Michael who are standing there alone, beet red in the face.
“Uhm… we’ll just- uh, you know- uh, go.” Luke stutters and they quickly leave the room.
You laugh again and Ashton picks up the red panties that had landed behind him“He was right, there are very pretty.”
“Yeah?” You smile, leaning up to connect you lips.
“Yeah.” Ashton nods, smiling against your lips with his hands pressing your half naked body closer to his.
several people have written me and said they wish they could look like me some day… It’s very nice of them.. but I feel a bit weird about it.
I used to feel ugly, tall and weird my entire life until I hit my 20′s. I always wanted to look like I do now, but never felt pretty enough or dared to do anything to my mousy brown frissy hair, or weare goth fashion.
The first picture is me at 19 and the seccond one is me now at 24 (only wearing foundation). Nothing has changed that much, but I changed my hair and style. I just wanted to show you that anyboy can look good if they just get the right inspiration and don’t listen to stupid bullies telling them they are ugly or weird. Be weird and do the best out of it! (also I do all my looks on a budget, thrift shop and get makeup from cheap brands and on sale :3)